NationStates Jolt Archive

--OOC-- Oy, peoples, this is mainly a post for the residents of Baalthazars Landing...if you're ambassador, or whoever is here, than feel free to post. But other than that, jes' for us Baal'ians.


Juno looked at the offensive message sprawled across the Civil Headquarters message board and shook his head. Christ, couldn’t these people at least learn how to spell?

NOW WE BEGIN THE CONQUEST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE
LAWL

With a sigh that no man his age should ever have to release, he began to slowly erase the board. Not that he minded the conquest of the world, just that he thought that 1’s and !’s should not be put together. Ever. After all, what with these damneable video games these days, kids needed some kind of activitiy to get them outside and exercising. For some, it seemed, there sport was ruling a state with an iron fist. For others, conquering the world kept them in peak shape. But this guy was doing both…on a limited education! Good lord, what was the world coming to?
“Bye bye, Jerry, going home for the day.”
“What, fixed the sign already? Damn boy, you are fast! A’ight, have a good one.”
“Sure man.”
Juno left the building, reflecting on what he had done. Perhaps, in the future this “Ruko” would learn how to truly leave a message.

NOW WE BEGIN THE CONQUEST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!- -----~…--,
---- lol

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OOC: Actually, that was quite well written. It's also intended for a specific group. Let them have their fun, DP.

--OOC-- Oy, peoples, this is mainly a post for the residents of Baalthazars Landing...if you're ambassador, or whoever is here, than feel free to post. But other than that, jes' for us Baal'ians.


Juno looked at the offensive message sprawled across the Civil Headquarters message board and shook his head. Christ, couldn’t these people at least learn how to spell?

NOW WE BEGIN THE CONQUEST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE
LAWL

With a sigh that no man his age should ever have to release, he began to slowly erase the board. Not that he minded the conquest of the world, just that he thought that 1’s and !’s should not be put together. Ever. After all, what with these damneable video games these days, kids needed some kind of activitiy to get them outside and exercising. For some, it seemed, there sport was ruling a state with an iron fist. For others, conquering the world kept them in peak shape. But this guy was doing both…on a limited education! Good lord, what was the world coming to?
“Bye bye, Jerry, going home for the day.”
“What, fixed the sign already? Damn boy, you are fast! A’ight, have a good one.”
“Sure man.”
Juno left the building, reflecting on what he had done. Perhaps, in the future this “Ruko” would learn how to truly leave a message.

NOW WE BEGIN THE CONQUEST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!- -----~…--,
---- lol



Cassiopeians fire Superlaser

Noob go bye bye

The end

As he walked in the door, Juno noticed his answering machine was beeping, but he ignored it. He already knew what they (mostly) were about, and it did not improve his psyche.

Mentally counting off his fingers, he went down the list:

Tensions between the new nation arriving in Baalthazars landing...greatly contrasting political styles (I mean, c'mon, they don't even let there youth listen to music, how banged up is that?)...and now, a recent report of an attempted assassination. That one was weird. Several pictures showed a small child, covered in some kind of camoflauge outfit, designed to make him look like a cat (huh?) holding a high-powered personal sniper rifle. And with a single shot, he had managed to pop the wheel of a political entourage, and sterilize a dog pissing on the wheel of the car. How did he pull that one off? Stupid cats.... Juno thought, I'm allergic to the little buggers.

Juno really didn't get why there were tensions. I mean, sure there was the whole dictatorial thing, but Ruko was a good guy (depsite having an iron-fisted regime)! Really! He gave criminals lethal doeses of morphine, rather than shooting them on-site, which was actually pretty cool! Juno hoped it wood end soon; he was tired of all this crap getting in the way of his Soaps.

Cassiopeians fire Superlaser

Noob go bye bye

The end


At 2:56, Gilligan's Isle: 2, Survivor Edition Was interupted by a news cast.

Today, at exactly 10:37 P.M., the Cassiopeian Empire declared war on the Nomadic Peoples of Rukon by firing a singularity-beam style Superlaser in there general direction. Luckily, the extent of the damage was limited to three chickens and a man named Jebediah, so no harm was done. Experts believe the misfire of the beam was caused by the stupidity of intruding upon internal affairs, and the miscalculation of what they call the Ontario Oligarchy Convention of Stupid People. We are sorry for this interuption, we just thought you'd, you know, wanna know these things. We are a newscasting agency, afterall.

Noone particularly cared at all about the attack except three dead chickens and a lonely bestialic man named Jebediah.


--ooc-- Dude, not cool! You can't just attack randomly, you need a reason! I mean, for one thing, you don't know either of us, for another thing, I was bloody joking! Ruko is my good friend, and I was making fun of him! As I so clearly stated earlier....
--OOC-- Oy, peoples, this is mainly a post for the residents of Baalthazars Landing...if you're ambassador, or whoever is here, than feel free to post. But other than that, jes' for us Baal'ians.
So, just like the other person, the cat guy, don't pull that crap! --ooc--

OOC: Nadias, you can't tell me you took that seriously...

OOC: Hehe...Jebediah.

Omg.......