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HETFD Defense Branch Statement given by Chuck Norris


Due to recent events, The Holy Empire of Tony Freakin Danza (HETFD) will be declaring war on Minnesotan Federation due to there braching off of the United States. In a statement made by the Holy Emperor, Tony Freakin Danza stated, " Thats Bushly, and thats the god awful truth, Im Tony Freakin Danza people, im adored by millions of fans in the US, and a majority of them are based in Minnisota. They will be cut off from my fine program and I cant have that, Im Tony Freakin Danza people, come on..." The Minnesotan Federation has 45 minutes from now to either backdown or fight. I (Chuck Norris) have been personally training 2 million soilders the fine art of a roundhouse kick to the face, and we, i repeat we are not afraid to use it. My right hand man Vin Diesel is also preparing the soilders mentally and physically. You have 45 minutes.

--Chuck Norris
HETFD Defense

OOC:

1. You can not defeat a nation in 45 mins.

2. You can not godmode. Please read the guides to posting at the top of the forum.

If you do attack the Minnesotan Federation, You will have the might of the Usean Military ready to turn your nation to a smoldering crater.

(ooc-:sniper: look before you post...)

OOC:

1. You can not defeat a nation in 45 mins.

2. You can not godmode. Please read the guides to posting at the top of the forum.


We will not be defeating a nation in 45 minutes, they have 45 minutes to speak up. Watch out or your next.

Chuck Norris
---HETFD Defense

The Empire of Quaon will defend Minnesota from the Holy Empire. If you attack, we will attack in turn. And by attack, I mean bomb you into submission, commit genocide on your national animal, rape your enviorment, and destroy your economy. Capiche?

OOC: When they godmode, godmode back. It can piss them off. Also, I hope you aren't going to take that serously. This is more like what he really said:

The Free Empire of Quaon will defend Minnesota from the Holy Empire. If you attack, you will fall. Please surrender, there is no need for bloodshed. We have the ability to completly destroy your country, and I wouldn't want to take that chance if I were you.

If you do attack the Minnesotan Federation, You will have the might of the Usean Military ready to turn your nation to a smoldering crater.

(ooc-:sniper: look before you post...)

From the mouth of Tony Freakin Danza

Usean-
We hope you know what you are doing. You are making a big mistake. This would not be a issue if my fine program would be aired in Minn. but since he is not in the us, we cannot. I am recieving many letters from my millions of adoring fans. Just remember the Lone Ranger is head of Defense.

To: The savages in Tony Freakin Danza
From: Kippl Governor of War, Logan Vassili

You may invade Minnesotan Federation all you want. Their "Peace corps" will be in tatters and then my lord army send the grand armada to the Minnesotan Federations land and commence OPERATION Minnesotan Strike. Surrender or be defeated Quaon and all its pathetic allies will be destroyed with the Minnesotan fools! TFD and MF will be defeated! The Grand Kippl Kommander has spoken!

PS Tony Freakin Danza will be executed after his capture in Minnesotan territory!

Heh. Tony Freakin Danza indeed.

To: The savages in Tony Freakin Danza
From: Kippl Governor of War, Logan Vassili

You may invade Minnesotan Federation all you want. Their "Peace corps" will be in tatters and then my lord army send the grand armada to the Minnesotan Federations land and commence OPERATION Minnesotan Strike. Surrender or be defeated Quaon and all its pathetic allies will be destroyed with the Minnesotan fools! TFD and MF will be defeated! The Grand Kippl Kommander has spoken!

PS Tony Freakin Danza will be executed after his capture in Minnesotan territory!


Im Tony Freakin Danza, you cant exicute, im like a cat, 9 lives. Try me.

Im Tony Freakin Danza, you cant exicute, im like a cat, 9 lives. Try me.
No, you're an idiot. What the hell kind of nation is ruled by a guy who can't spell exceute right? And please stop talking like an idiot, or your imperial palace or whatever you idiots call it will be the target of a cruise missile.

No, your an idiot. What the hell kind of nation is ruled by a guy who can't spell exceute right? And please stop talking like an idiot, or your imperial palace or whatever you idiots call it will be the target of a cruise missile.


1 million troops will be sent to round house kick all of your nations children in the face hence putting a end to your nation.

OOC: What kind of idiot are you? Even if you had 5% draft rate, you'd only have 250000 troops.
IC:
"Idiot. If he's going to attack us, we are going to destroy him. Give me three cruise missiles at his castle, or wherever the hell this retard lives. I want 2 million troops on standby in case these idiots decide to attack."

"Yes sir," said the General of the Quaonese army, and missiles were fired.

You are an insult to violence and warfare. Kindly cease your nonsense of attacking vastly more powerful nations with unarmed soldiers, or I may decide to show you how a true battle is fought.
-Varduk Myandariin, Supreme Master of the Vaxintorians

OOC: What kind of idiot are you? Even if you had 5% draft rate, you'd only have 250000 troops.
IC:
"Idiot. If he's going to attack us, we are going to destroy him. Give me three cruise missiles at his castle, or wherever the hell this retard lives. I want 2 million troops on standby in case these idiots decide to attack."

"Yes sir," said the General of the Quaonese army, and missiles were fired.


We have no draft rate, everybody is requierd to serve. Women are on the front lines, and for those to little to have mastered the roundhouse kick, they will be armed with ak47's.

You are an insult to violence and warfare. Kindly cease your nonsense of attacking vastly more powerful nations with unarmed soldiers, or I may decide to show you how a true battle is fought.
-Varduk Myandariin, Supreme Master of the Vaxintorians


Our soilders are armed with legs of fury. We have dubbed our weapons law and order.

OOC: Than we'd still destroy you. With a 2.5 army rate, we have over 15 million troops.
IC: The missile hit Tony Freakin Danza's palace and killed him. He will not be missed.

HETFD Defense Branch Statement given by Chuck Norris


Due to recent events, The Holy Empire of Tony Freakin Danza (HETFD) will be declaring war on Minnesotan Federation due to there braching off of the United States. In a statement made by the Holy Emperor, Tony Freakin Danza stated, " Thats Bushly, and thats the god awful truth, Im Tony Freakin Danza people, im adored by millions of fans in the US, and a majority of them are based in Minnisota. They will be cut off from my fine program and I cant have that, Im Tony Freakin Danza people, come on..." The Minnesotan Federation has 45 minutes from now to either backdown or fight. I (Chuck Norris) have been personally training 2 million soilders the fine art of a roundhouse kick to the face, and we, i repeat we are not afraid to use it. My right hand man Vin Diesel is also preparing the soilders mentally and physically. You have 45 minutes.

--Chuck Norris
HETFD Defense

Message from the Motherland of Anagonia

Want some nukes? I can give them to you, for free! Surely they can...assist...your war. I really want to give you nukes, and I REALLY want to see explosions. I'M ITCHING TO DESTROY!

Just give me your city names, and their yours!

Signed,
Very Nuclear Crazed Eddie Nukem

Message End

OOC: Than we'd still destroy you. With a 2.5 army rate, we have over 15 million troops.
IC: The missile hit Tony Freakin Danza's palace and killed him. He will not be missed.
OOC: Don't post his damages. You're just setting a bad example.

IC:
Other soldiers are armed with steel, and lead, and fire. Your people will be slaughtered. Law and order are scant protection against the devestation other armies can create.

Statement to the Nations of the World from the President of the Republic of Politya

Message Reads:

"Will someone please nuke this guy?"

Sincerely,

Julian Augustus
President of the Republic of Politya

OOC: As you can imagine, this is not a completely serious IC post...

OOC: Don't post his damages. You're just setting a bad example.

IC:
Other soldiers are armed with steel, and lead, and fire. Your people will be slaughtered. Law and order are scant protection against the devestation other armies can create.
OOC: I don't give a damn. This guys an idiot who should figure out how to RP before declaring that another nation would be destroyed in the name of "Tony Freaking Danza." Damn UN regulations, or I'd have nuked him.

Statement to the Nations of the World from the President of the Republic of Politya

Message Reads:

"Will someone please nuke this guy?"

Sincerely,

Julian Augustus
President of the Republic of Politya

OOC: As you can imagine, this is not a completely serious IC post...
From the Mouth of Tony Danza

Im not actually in my country, Im in a underground lair in the depths of the pacific.

OOC: Stop acting like a damned idiot. Go read the forum rules.

OOC: I don't give a damn. This guys an idiot who should figure out how to RP before declaring that another nation would be destroyed in the name of "Tony Freaking Danza." Damn UN regulations, or I'd have nuked him.


I beg to differ, I role play quite well, ask your mom.:fluffle:

I beg to differ, I role play quite well, ask your mom.:fluffle:
IC: 2 million men were on their way to The Holy Empire, prepared to destroy it.

http://hcgtv.com/media/tech/nuclear_blast.jpg
This n00bish thread is officially NUKED by the Motherland of Anagonia

Please, we beg you, read the stickies!

IC: 2 million men were on their way to The Holy Empire, prepared to destroy it.
Additionally, a Vaxintorian Greatship roared through the sky, blue fire flaring below. 50,000,000 Vaxintiorians eagerly awaited the landing....

OOC: I don't give a damn. This guys an idiot who should figure out how to RP before declaring that another nation would be destroyed in the name of "Tony Freaking Danza." Damn UN regulations, or I'd have nuked him.

Look at your own posts, you didn't do so well yourself out there. Godmoding because someone else does is idiotic, as well as setting a bad example for other new players watching this thread, as The Vaxintorians pointed out. Don't feed the noob, just because you think it's funny. Instead, direct him to the stickies. Your not impressing anyone with this behavior.

Tony, making fun of someone's mom is like standing in front of a mod, flashing him, and yelling "BAN ME". Read the Stickie "Euroslavia's series of Helpful Hints" to learn how to act in Nationstates' forums.

The army of Quaon heard the nukes, and turned back. "Looks like some guy did our job for us. At least all those bastards were soldiers, no civilians. Thus, no human rights violation!" yelled a soldier.

Look at your own posts, you didn't do so well yourself out there. Godmoding because someone else does is idiotic, as well as setting a bad example for other new players watching this thread, as The Vaxintorians pointed out. Don't feed the noob, just because you think it's funny. Instead, direct him to the stickies. Your not impressing anyone with this behavior.

Tony, making fun of someone's mom is like standing in front of a mod, flashing him, and yelling "BAN ME". Read the Stickie "Euroslavia's series of Helpful Hints" to learn how to act in Nationstates' forums.

OOC: I don't care. This idiot is trying to ruin a GREAT rp, and I'm teaching him a lesson. I don't claim to be setting a good example.

OOC: You damn well should care. On top of that, you're being a bit selfish, no? You're SUPPOSED to set a good example for new people on NS. As Euroslavia says, "Today's noob could be the greatest RPer this site has ever seen." Feeding the noob is just making yourself look like one as well, you really aren't impressing whatever "lesson" you claim to be teaching, anyhow.

OOC: The only lesson he'll learn if you Godmode is "Everyone Godmodes".

OOC: Quaon, I say we let him Godmode and we Godmode ourselves. That's a win-win situation. If he relents, then you have your way, and if he continues, then we get a little fun, no?

And maybe that's true, Vaxinorians, but we get some satisfaction out of this at least. Let him look at some of the other good RPs.

IC:

Anthony Munoz shook with laughter. This guy was serious...a little training time was in store for his troops, then.

"Colonel Chamberlain."
"Yes sir."
"Ready our forces. We could be going to Minnesota's aid at any time."

OOC: Your not getting the freakin' point, apperently. I'm signalling for a mod to place the big ol' MasterLock on the thread before Tony responds with something more serious than a your-momma joke. Godmoding isn't meet with godmoding, that makes both sides look like idiots.

Way to be mature, guys.