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Greetings and good day to all U fine nations out there,I am mr.dominance,ruler of missguided power.
I invite U all to place your ideas of how to make my nation better and more effective. I would allso like some endorsements too,if U want to give any-U can. My nation needs a stronger military and more "powerful information industry".

Ahhh...alas there was once a man known as darth revan but he dissapered & then came atton-the fool.:
a sniper:will snipe any instagator who defys the laws.
Missguided power!

-Some time in the Imperial Palaces.-

The Emperor blinked slowly as he read the.... 'Public statement' made by this nation, new to the international community. It appeared very odd their tone used, the whole... Strangeness on how the leader of this nation introduced his people to the world.

A soft laugh escaped the Most Holy Emperor's lips, hazel eyes reading over the statement, freshly delivered by the Foreign Affairs office with his morning paper and tea.

"How comical.." the man said in a soft tone, a wide grin on his lips. "This man.. This 'Mr Dominance' sounds more like some kind of B-Movie villain crossed witha wrestler than a leader of a country.."

One man, standing beside him, nodded slowly in agreement. His name was Jin Hiroshi, one of the last people left in MelekTaus that still kept with the 'old names' of the once Japanese like nation. Most others either took to more Novgorond (Russian) or English names, considering the fact the majority of MelekTaus was populated by Anglo-Russian-Japanese peoples, thanks to Enlgish and Russian colonisation many many centuries ago, who preffered English and Russian names..

Jin was one of the desk workers of the Foreign Affairs office, listing, recording and filing all international statements the MelekTaus Government had interest in. He was a quiet man, even though the Emperor allowed his subjects to fully speak their minds when around him, but felt compelled to talk at that moment. "Perhaps we should give a reply..." he suggested to his overlord, bowing slowly.

"Hmm... Yes, let us do that Jin."


To: Mr Dominance
From: The Imperial Office of the Most Holy Satanic Emperor of the Island Empire of MelekTaus

Dear Mr Dominance. I am writing to you to express MelekTaus' enjoyment of that most hilarious of opening statements to the world stage, and would like to offer you a placement of service as a royal jester in the Emperor's court should you fail in the political world. Pay will be $5 an hour to entertain the Emperor and his attendants 5 days a week on evenings.

Signed Emperor Anton IV

OOC: What are we talking about...see vote.

Diplomatic Ecclesiastical Edict

To: Mr Dominance of the Holy Republic of Missguided power
From: The Most Worthy High Ecclesiarchy of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Dear Mr Dominance.

May the High Ecclesiarchy be the first government to officially welcome you into the international community. I wish you well in your efforts to find that “stronger military and more powerful information industry” that you so desire.

That said, I feel I should caution you with a personal warning. Now, I myself must admit to frequently indulging in alcoholic beverages, indeed I am quite partial to chardonnay wines. That said, when not consumed in anything approaching moderation, extreme alcohol consumption can cause detrimental effects, as is clearly evidenced by your humorous message.

May I suggest that, in the future, you wait until such time as you are sober before drafting international declarations. Clearly, a highly intoxicated state of mind is not conductive to writing coherent prose.

[Signed]
Her Eminence the High Lady Dr Heather Gilda
Grand Cardinal and Foreign Minister of the High Ecclesiarchy