NationStates Jolt Archive

Space is banned.

The Phoenix Milita
26-01-2006, 05:21
In response to our demands not being met, TPM has decided to destroy space.
Most of your propulsion systems and warp drives wont work, nor will your weapons or sensors. and if you try to use rockets or statelites they will burn up.
We are dumping
990,494,252,938,724,787,547,832,465,545,445,134,612,165,486,746,434,456,775,346,544,384,385,405,783, 475,487,548,275,802,705,724,899,999,999,999,999,999,999,000,665,434,329,412,048,000,000,000,000,131, 231 x10 the 40th power tons of hydrogen gas into space, thus making space, full. It will be removed when the demands are met.
Velkya
26-01-2006, 05:30
The Allied Union of Velkya has paid the |\|00|o |\/|31$73P\ to eat all the hyrdrogen, and would like to enquire on how the TPM got all that gas in the first place, as he now has indigestion and regular Tums isn't working on him.

We would like an answer soon, good day to you.
The Phoenix Milita
26-01-2006, 05:34
We wlll just put more until your |\|00|o |\/|31$73P\ dies from overeating.
We of course stick a big pipe in gas giants and suck it out and then spray it across the galaxy.
The Lone Alliance
26-01-2006, 05:49
We just sent a hundred Chemical\Nuclear weapons chronshifted back in time and killed your entire nation when it's population was 5 million . The evil plot never happened because you're all dead.

The Phoenix Milita is dead
Time Paradox
The Phoenix Milita
26-01-2006, 05:53
too bad you dont even know where my nation is and if you did mere chemical weapons wouldn't work plus that's a god mod!
Kakin
26-01-2006, 05:55
In my opinion your god modding..... you cant make space full!
Kyanges
26-01-2006, 05:56
(OOC: I can't believe you actually went through with this...)
The Lone Alliance
26-01-2006, 05:56
And Filling all of space with Hydrogen isn't? Please go away nation that does not exist anymore.
The Macabees
26-01-2006, 05:59
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Varyd Dolzin
26-01-2006, 06:03
Official V.D. government response:

"Heh heh heh... Hahahahaha... Ahahahahahaha!!!"
-Jalt.

p.s. My spies are everywhere. You will be found and dealt with. Thanks for the hydrogen; I can always use an extra fuel source.

Just out of curiosity, what were your demands? I didn't notice at the time they were made.
The Most Glorious Hack
26-01-2006, 06:05
This was mildly amusing when Perrier did it.

Now? Rather less so.