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Let it be known that The Despot of Zanrkand hereby declares war on all nations that do not support the sigle-man-in-power form of government! :gundge: *prepares web of laser satellites orbiting the earth to fire*

Hey, wants some nukes to help your world domination? I can send them to you, for free! Just give me the name of your city/cities, and their yours! I'll be glad to help!

OOC: This is amusing...assuming this is PMT or FT

IC:

To: Zanrkand Executive Government
From: FedAB Department of Defense

We in the Federation find this to be a decleration of war on the democracy of the FedAB. If you wish for war, the FedAB will be glad to supply it to you.

Signed,
Anthony Munoz
General, FedAB Military

And that goes especially for you, The Most Serene Republic of Soft and Cuddly Things!

Official Response from the President of the United States of Credonia

"As Credonia's first after returning to the international scene just one day ago, Credonia laughs and condemns Zanrkand's feeble and foolish declaration of war on all nations. Though we do not wish to seem like a bully to the international community, I feel it is necessary to issue a warning to your government. Rescend this declaration of war or you will regret it. I have seen many nations taken over because of such attempts to declare war against other nations in such a manner, and it would be in your nation's best interest to take it back before any further damage is done.

This is our first and only response to your government's actions."


Signed,

Kaimoni A. Sutton
Commander-in-Chief
President
United States of Credonia

Anagonia, just send those nukes to a location about 5 miles NNW of stonehenge. Don't worry, we'll pick it up.

Anagonia, just send those nukes to a location about 5 miles NNW of stonehenge. Don't worry, we'll pick it up.

OOC: wow...can you believe this n00bishness...

Official Response from the President of the United States of Credonia

"As Credonia's first after returning to the international scene just one day ago, Credonia laughs and condemns Zanrkand's feeble and foolish declaration of war on all nations. Though we do not wish to seem like a bully to the international community, I feel it is necessary to issue a warning to your government. Rescend this declaration of war or you will regret it. I have seen many nations taken over because of such attempts to declare war against other nations in such a manner, and it would be in your nation's best interest to take it back before any further damage is done.

This is our first and only response to your government's actions."


Signed,

Kaimoni A. Sutton
Commander-in-Chief
President
United States of Credonia

Ahahahaha!! I'd like to see you get past my... powerful... defenses

OOC: Shut up, Amazonian Beasts

The Imperial Land of Findan also wishes that Zanrkand withdraws it's declaration of war on the Imperial Land of Findan. Zanrkand has seventy-two hours to do so before the Imperial Land of Findan launches an attack on Zanrkand.

Emperor Samuel III

Prime Minister Sir David Thaxton

Foreign Minister Baron Sir Charles Hassahoff

Defense Minister Lord Sir Reginald Cooper

Ahahahaha!! I'd like to see you get past my... powerful... defenses

Powerful indeed...hmm. The FedAB stands behind Findan, and issues an ultimatum: retract your statement of war, or the Federation will deploy troops to support Findan.

MelekTaus will be tactically using a barrage of I.G.N.O.R.E cannon on the nation of Zanrkand against any assaults, attacks, use of orbital weaponry (Which your nation probebly can't really afford) nuclear weaponry and all other military engagements with MelekTaus' lands, allies, protectorates, or anyone else with affiliation to MelekTaus of an alliance form.

Have a nice day.

Zanrkand believes that Findan Might want to take a close look at the grandiose banner in the middle of its capital city.

OOC:
Hmm, tricky, what should I do now...
Laugh at him? Take the offer and destroy him while having the rest of NS on my side? Or simply use the IGNORE cannon? This requires some more thought, but for now, I have to agree with Amazonian Beasts...
:OOC

MelekTaus will be tactically using a barrage of I.G.N.O.R.E cannon on the nation of Zanrkand against any assaults, attacks, use of orbital weaponry (Which your nation probebly can't really afford) nuclear weaponry and all other military engagements with MelekTaus' lands, allies, protectorates, or anyone else with affiliation to MelekTaus of an alliance form.

Have a nice day.

OOC: I was considering that, but I wanted some fun...not every day when you get to annihilate people.

That's it, time to send in the U.C.S.F.S. if I can't attack from above...

The Imperial Land of Findan also wishes that Zanrkand withdraws it's declaration of war on the Imperial Land of Findan. Zanrkand has seventy-two hours to do so before the Imperial Land of Findan launches an attack on Zanrkand.

Emperor Samuel III

Prime Minister Sir David Thaxton

Foreign Minister Baron Sir Charles Hassahoff

Defense Minister Lord Sir Reginald Cooper


It is normally in the VUSSP's character to step in and intervene in a conflict between nations if one does not have a sufficiently justafiable reason for invading, however, due to the nature of this incident, Credonia will merely turn a blind eye to it and allow for the invasion to happen should Zanrkand fail to rescend its declaration of war.

Might Credonia note, also, the large banner that has appeared in its capital city, along with a nice gift basket of mint chocolate?

That doesn't contain any kind of cyanide...

The Federation forces in the country were preparing for war, again, as it seemed so frequent in these times. The military began readying its troops, and anti-missile screens were activated.

OOC:
*sigh* Noobs/Newbs


IC:
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To: Leadership of the Nation of Zanrkand
From: Galen Q. Leotardia, 2nd Emperor of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom

The Leadership of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom spits on the rediculous attempt to declare war on the world. I have already spotted your "laser satelites" and have placed several reflective dishes in front of the ones that are pointed at our nation. If you attempt to fire upon the Pure Socialist Holy Empire, you will just wind up killing your own weaponry. Now, i suggest that you formally withdraw your declearation or face the full impact of the 75 Million Marines in the Shazbotdom Marine Corps and the 8.07 Million people in the other different departments of the Shazbotdom Imperial Army. Thank you for your time.

That's it, time to send in the U.C.S.F.S. if I can't attack from above...

What in the world is the UCSFS?

Imperial Palace, Granton, Findan

Emperor Samuel III sat around an oval table with his ministers. He spoke up, "So, Chrales is it true Zanrkand has issued no reponse so far to our or anybody's ultimatum?"

The Foreign Minister replied "Yes, your Grace they have not."

The Emperor nodded and turned to Marshal Vin Kleveburg, " Lord Marshal, are our forces ready?"

"Yes, your Grace, they are ready to strike whenever you give the order."

"Good, Lord Marshal, good. Gentelmen be ready for the deadline."

The minister choroused, "Yes, your Grace!"

Zanrkand scoffs at Shazbotdom and refuses to take seriously anyone who does not even know how to spell "satellite," let alone defend from one.

What in the world is the UCSFS?
Underground Commando Special Forces Squad

Closed Transmission to Findan Government

We in the FedAB have been reviewing the Zanrkand case and have decided that if the events unfold, that our nations form a coalition to invade Zanrkand.

It's a pity... i remember the last nation who tried to invade...

OOC: I've decided to combine the beforementioned options. Prepare for the most overdone IGNORE strike untill now...:OOC

It's a pity... i remember the last nation who tried to invade...

OOC: Um, this is a "closed" transmission meaning its secret...

We accept your offer according to our clocks in Granton Zanrkand has 68 hours left.
signed
Empeor Samuel III

Zanrkand leaves with one last statement.
Goodbye.

Zanrkand leaves with one last statement.
Goodbye.

OOC: Does that mean you're giving up on your claim?

OOC: Um, this is a "closed" transmission meaning its secret...
Who says I can't tap your communication?

Who says I can't tap your communication?

OOC: Me, because you didn't even bother to RP how you would a) know a communication was happening b) how you would crack the communicatiosn and c) how you would respond to the discussion in public. Plus, you're ignoring OOC and IC etiquet by not putting OOC: marks in what is obviously OOC remarks like the above mentioned quote.

OOC: Me, because you didn't even bother to RP how you would a) know a communication was happening b) how you would crack the communicatiosn and c) how you would respond to the discussion in public. Plus, you're ignoring OOC and IC etiquet by not putting OOC: marks in what is obviously OOC remarks like the above mentioned quote.
OOC: Yeah I would like to know how you tapped a communication that took maybe a minute max and managed to figure out the encryption in that time...

OOC: Dude, you have two options now, ICly that is, one withdraw your decloration and your nation goes on, or two go on with the war and watch your nation be destroyed. OOC adivce read the stickies on the top of International Incidents, please, they WILL HELP YOU!

OOC: Dude, you have two options now, ICly that is, one withdraw your decloration and your nation goes on, or two go on with the war and watch your nation be destroyed. OOC adivce read the stickies on the top of International Incidents, please, they WILL HELP YOU!
OOC: How true that is...I wouldn't mind getting my troops out for some motivational exercise though.

OOC:
It takes a lot more to crack a communication than just saying, "OH, I cracked it." You need to know the encription number, to whom it is going, to whom it is comming and if it is 8 bit, 16, bit, 32, bit or 64 bit encription. And since the enciption number and what type of encription wasn't given, you have no clue what the transmission was. And seeing as it was directly between two nation, you have no clue that the transmission ever happened. So you cannot say "i remember what happened last time i was invaded" because you don't know that they are trying anything.


Plus, the "Shut up, Amazonian Beasts" comment could be considered flaming. I doubt you want MOD intervention.

OOC: How true that is...I wouldn't mind getting my troops out for some motivational exercise though.
OOC: Hopefuly he'll follow the adivice Euro gives and become a godd Rper or well...*shrugs*

OOC: Hopefuly he'll follow the adivice Euro gives and become a godd Rper or well...*shrugs*

OOC: Or he'll become a godmodder, which will lead on in this RP...

High above the surface of the earth, thousands of kilometers out of range from the best weapons mankind had by now, a first-generation Dominion was waiting. The First Generation had send it to smite one civilisation - if it could be called one - that was becoming a nuisance to their past.

In the core of the Dominion, ancient AI systems prepared the ship, drawing out the targets on the face of the earth. Not a single part of them would remain, an empty wasteland would be the only thing that would. When the preparations were finished, the firing sequence commenced.

An intense ray of blue-green light shot down from the Dominion unto the Zanrkand nation, slowly expanding untill it had reached the outer borders of it. The ray wasn't a weapon in itself, merely the carrier for the E.N.D.
Within the beam, billions of Nanoids were carried downwards, each of them designed to dissolve any matter it touched. They spread over the nation like an infection, reducing what had been an unworty civilisation into an unworthy pool of acidious matter.

The entire process took only moments to complete, and after that the ray and the Nanoids returned to the Dominion, which in turn disappeared from this plane, travelling to its next target in another time and place...

OOC:Overdone IGNORE strike complete. I know claiming casualties isn't according to the etiquette, but I think this case deserved an exception to the normal rules...:OOC

Our Nation will not stand by as oppressors such as you are allowed to remain in power. My nation shall respond with brutal strenght and will stop at nothing to see the complete annilahation of your nation. It is in our best interest as a society of free people to band together to abolish this new rising threat. So I call on the help of all free nations to heed my call and to free the people of his nations from his oppression. Effectively terminating this new rising NAZI threat which is upon us.

Signed,
S.Duncombe
President of the People's Republic of Duncombeland.

OOC: I think we scared him away...

P.S.:
WELCOME TO:
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I see that you have come to join the thousands of people who Rollplay every day in the NationStates Forums. You have taken the first step in a more fulfilling experience within the game of NationStates. But before you declare war on anyone, might i suggest a few threads for your reading enjoyment. Several of these threads are basic knoledge while some are things that you can only find out from asking experienced players. Below is a small list of the many threads that have been started to help new RPers.

The International Incidents Consolidation Sticky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437653)
The International Incidents Seperate Rulings Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=443725)
Euroslavia's Series of Helpful Hints (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855)



Other helpful threads can be found in the MODERATION section of the NationStates Forums, this includes the following.

The One Stop Rules Shop (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023)
My Brother/Friend/Sister/Uncle/Cat did it! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460899)
Nation Restoration Haiku (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=455461)
Ejected from the UN? Here's Why (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274575)

I suggest that you read, or at least skim, all the threads listed above. Also, take time and look throug some current RPs going on to get an idea of the style of other RPers, this is helpful when you yourself begin to RP like a pro. I thank you for your time. Have a great day!