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President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga, father of the revolution of socialism, democracy, anti-communism, and negritude, ordered 50,000 communists to be hanged, because they were racists and an enemy of the people. He also made it mandatory for people to be there, so they had to watch the communists being hung. Scotty Doc hated capitalism and communism equally but he was willing to be friends with capitalists but not communists. He knew communism was the common enemy of all mankind. When the 50,000 were hanged, everyone cheered.

50,000 more will be hanged tomorrow. Then there will be no commies left.

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We are appalled by your methods of ridding your country of such people, but are willing to take these communists off of your hands to bring to our nation, free of charge. If you would hold them, imprison them, or keep them contained in some way, we can send a fleet of transports to pick them up.

Signed,
Andrew Chambers
FedAB Foreign Affairs Minister

50,000 more will be hanged tomorrow. Then there will be no commies left.

Leafanistan, a Democratic Socialist nation violenty opposes this and asks that instead of killing them, why not deport them to Leafanistan. Here they will be put to work. We will gladly pay a ransom of $5 billion US for all of them.

"We're not deporting these fucking bastards. They're evil immoral racist idiots."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

"Are they sure these were communists? Are they sure they weren't scarecrows?"

Discussion in the cafés and bars of Republica Rojo Quisqueya was in no small part centred on the method of gathering a hundred thousand people together, hanging half of them at the same time, and then doing the same to the other half, with a whole nation attending.

Nobody could understand how the country managed to get its entire population out to watch. Nor could anybody understand why one hundred thousand people wouldn't resist, and, more significantly, how they could possibly be without millions of friends and relatives in the crowds forced to attend and in the ranks of those forced to carry out the executions.

This was clearly the best way to destroy a regime in one day, and most discussing the topic eventually shrugged and went home knowing that Musonga would be dead or on the run by the time they woke up. "Unless he has that invulnerability talent, like on those computer games." As one mother put it.

"We're not deporting these fucking bastards. They're evil immoral racist idiots."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

You're the national leader who uses curse words in a diplomatic channel. Also, it seems rather unethical yourself to execute people merely on a socioeconomic belief, something completely unrelated to morality, race or intelligence. Communism, is the belief that the we are all equal and that society should be restructured around that. First its the communists, next it is the facists, soon it will be women and children who lived with in 20 miles of anyone, and soon you'll be a torn wasteland being occupied by pissed off communists.

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Ministry of Foregin Affairs

We would like to sincerely encourage your government to change their mind on such affairs of tyrannical genocide. Such actions are intolerable by free nations of the international community. We urge you to deport these people.

Signed,
Andrew Chambers
FedAB Foreign Affairs Minister

"Leafanistan, your capitalist propaganda pisses me off."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Ministry of Foregin Affairs

We would like to sincerely encourage your government to change their mind on such affairs of tyrannical genocide. Such actions are intolerable by free nations of the international community. We urge you to deport these people.

Signed,
Andrew Chambers
FedAB Foreign Affairs Minister

"Never, fool."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

"Leafanistan, your capitalist propaganda pisses me off."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Defense Department

Your international bashings of other nations have attracted the ire of the Federation's policies. Seeing you kill communists offended our people enough, now the slander of capitalist policies like those in the Federation is enough. More slander from Kuampala will result in action.

Signed,
Anthony Munoz
General, FedAB Military

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Defense Department

Your international bashings of other nations have attracted the ire of the Federation's policies. Seeing you kill communists offended our people enough, now the slander of capitalist policies like those in the Federation is enough. More slander from Kuampala will result in action.

Signed,
Anthony Munoz
General, FedAB Military

"I have the people on my side. We will die for socialism, democracy, anti-communism, and negritude. Plus you can't do anything because I'm also a member of WACL."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

By killing these people, you are only proving you are just as immoral and evil as you say these communists are. To that end, we will give you twenty-four hours to cease your actions. The Department of Defense is activating Joint-Naval Strike team Alpha-01, which will move into position within the day. If our ultimatum is not met, we will begin air strikes against your nations economic and military assets, destroying 25% a day until you stop this moronic genocide.


THL State Department

"What ever happened to nations' rights?"

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

^^ Whatever happened to people's rights to think what they want to think?

"I have the people on my side. We will die for socialism, democracy, anti-communism, and negritude. Plus you can't do anything because I'm also a member of WACL."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

You want something? Here.

Minister of Angry Foreign Relations

A missile train deep in the heart of Leafanistan stopped. Telemetry had come in for a wheat field in Kuampala. A ICBM was loaded with Herbicide and fired, it would reach its destination in 3 hours and poison the field, killing the crops. Another one was fired at the Presidential Palace, this one would disengage its dummy warhead and it would land in the nearby parking lot. It was a show of force.

"Great, kill crops and starve people. You bastard."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

"Great, kill crops and starve people. You bastard."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

This is a show of force. A few grains are measly compared to the output of an entire nation, or maybe we forgot that you are in the midst of a famine brought on by a genocidal campaign against strawmen to make the people believe that it is the communists doing it! Red herrings! It is you who is responsible. We will add to THL's ultimadum, stop it, deport the people's you don't like to us, or next time the warheads won't be so benign.

"I have the people on my side. We will die for socialism, democracy, anti-communism, and negritude. Plus you can't do anything because I'm also a member of WACL."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Department of Defense

As it would have it, the Federation is also a member of the WACL. However, this slaughtering of communists is not what the league stands for. This intolerable act is showing other nations the character of Kuampala. A naval fleet has been dispatched, you have eighteen hours to release the rest of the communists free to leave Kuampala or the Federation will launch an attack.

Signed,
Anthony Munoz
General, FedAB Military

"I don't judge your policies, don't judge mine. Just don't attack!"

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

"I don't judge your policies, don't judge mine. Just don't attack!"

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

We judge policies when men, women and children die for a THOUGHT CRIME! The Ultimadium stands. You are running low on time.

"I don't judge your policies, don't judge mine. Just don't attack!"

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Department of Defense

This is not merely a policy matter, but a matter of mass murder and genocide. This is a horrific display of death and cruelty on these people. You are free to judge the policies of the Federation, but I assure you we are a nation of freedom and democracy.

Signed,
Anthony Munoz
General, FedAB Military

To: Kuampala
From: FedAB Department of Defense

As it would have it, the Federation is also a member of the WACL. However, this slaughtering of communists is not what the league stands for. This intolerable act is showing other nations the character of Kuampala. A naval fleet has been dispatched, you have eighteen hours to release the rest of the communists free to leave Kuampala or the Federation will launch an attack.

Signed,
Anthony Munoz
General, FedAB Military

Secret message to FedAB and Leafanistan;

From the Emperor of MelekTaus:

I, the Emperor of MelekTaus have lready begun secret operations to supply anti government groups in this out of control nation. However, I would suggest that we co-operate together should military action break out. I suggest we form an Anti Kuampala alliance, to rid the people of this facist, father knows best dictator, and instill REAL democracy by allowing more than just one goddamn party. I would also encourage FedAB to appeal to have this nation removed from the WACL..

IC: The Melek Taus Northern Fleet has been placed on high alert, and diverted towards Kuampala waters. It consists of the following forces:

North Fleet, The Imperial Crown

Surface Fleet and attached Air Arms and Marine Units:
Contains:

1 Nuclear powered, Nuclear capable Kiev class Aircraft Carrier
9 Sea Harrier FRS.1s; 5 F22 Raptors; 15 Sea King helos (Transport and ASW capabilities); 3 Ka-25 Hormone -B targetting helos; 2 Marine Regiments (Infantry), roughly 700 personel Inc. Officers; 1 Marine Battalion (Various Support staff), roughly 800 personel Inc. Officers.


2 Nuclear powered, Nuclear capable Kirov class Battlecruisers
1 Ka-25 Hormone -B targetting helos; 2 Sea King ASW helos

4 Invincible class Light Aircraft Carriers
9 Sea Harrier FRS.1s, 9 Sea King helos (Transport and ASW capabilities), 1 Marine Company (Infantry), roughly 75 personel Inc. Offices, 1 Marine Regiment (Various Support staff), roughly 350 personel Inc. Officers.

3 Moskva class Helicopter Cruisers
14 Sea King helos (ASW Capability only)

4 Slava class Cruisers
1 Ka-25 Hormone -B targetting helo

5 Audace clss destroyers
1 Sea King ASW Helo

9 Broadsword (Type 22) Class General Purpose Frigates
1 Sea King ASW Helo

OOC: Racist Communists? No, sorry, that doesn't quite work.

SSBN-4512
"Sir, orders from Fleet Command. They're patching us through a lists of targets now."

"Alright." Captain Thomas replied. Moments later, the computed had received the data, sped over six different satellites and ten different encoders.

"Hmm.." Thomas murmured as he purveyed the targets. "Yes, this seems in order." he signed the form. "Alright, Lieutenant Porter, would sign this please?"

Porter nodded, signing it quickly. "So what exactly did these people do?" he said as he signed the form and ticked the appropriate boxes. Any ranged offensive order from an SSBN required both CO and XO to agree, and to sign a form and keep it documented.

"Um.. I think it's listed under genocide.. yeah, here we are, supression of civil rights. It warrants a conventional retaliation."

"Oh. Right." Porter finished the form and handed it back to the CO. "Alright. Arms, fire at will."

The SSBN did not even need to surface to fire, as it reeled off missile after missile. Soon, sixty two Waterloo class cruise missiles, at least twice the explosive power of a tomahawk missile, had left their boat and were being guided towards key military and government installations, including the government building and all airfields.

OOC: Racist Communists? No, sorry, that doesn't quite work.

{OOC: Sure it does. There have been a LOT of racist communists throughout history.}

IC:


"We ask that all nations threatening war back down, relax, and think things through. Kuampala, we support your noble and just policies, but not your etiquette or vulgarity when it comes to diplomacy. I propose all interested parties meet in RB, where we can negotiate a peaceful solution to this problem."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

Secret Transmission to MelekTaus

We are in full agreement of the coalition to stop Kuampala. If anything can be done to save these people, it shall. We are going to send arms and supplies to any communist rebel groups coordinating against the Kuampalan government, as well as our invasion fleet already en-route.

"If the negotiations fail, or if a peaceful settlement does not come to fruition, the Holy Empire of Roach-Busters and her Dominions will have no choice but to aid Kuampala, who we feel is a victim of unprovoked international aggression."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

Secret Transmission to MelekTaus

We are in full agreement of the coalition to stop Kuampala. If anything can be done to save these people, it shall. We are going to send arms and supplies to any communist rebel groups coordinating against the Kuampalan government, as well as our invasion fleet already en-route.

OOC: I will set up the official invasion thread for everyone to post in, please, no one else do so.

IC: Reply to Amzonians: MelekTaus welcomes the Amazonians to this effort, and are fully and willing to co-operate with you in directing a liberation effort for the communist peoples trapped in Kuampala.

"Thank you Roach-Busters/-Magdha-. We accept the offer. Let's negotiate this everyone."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

Secret message to FedAB and Leafanistan;

From the Emperor of MelekTaus:

I, the Emperor of MelekTaus have lready begun secret operations to supply anti government groups in this out of control nation. However, I would suggest that we co-operate together should military action break out. I suggest we form an Anti Kuampala alliance, to rid the people of this facist, father knows best dictator, and instill REAL democracy by allowing more than just one goddamn party. I would also encourage FedAB to appeal to have this nation removed from the WACL..

Encrypted Reply

Agreed, our Confederate Guard Airborne are ready to begin clandestine operations within Kuampala. We can bring in trainers, AK-74s, 80mm Mortars, RPG-2s, Glock 9mm, etc. We agree to join your alliance and get rid of this facist. Long live Democracy!

3 T-180 transports readied for takeoff from a Saharistani Airbase, they would refuel over Frozopia and continue in low altitude over Kuampala and land supplies and 16 "trainers" for guerilla forces within Kuampala. They were reading for action.

Missile trains again readied for a shot, 3 ICBMs took off, they contained a powerful psychoactive cocktail of drugs, all designed to stimulate and overload the reproductive system and send people into a crazed homo,hetero, bierotic state and induce a lot of sex. Probably why it was called the 'sex bomb'. They lifted off for the capital city. A dispersion pattern would adequetely cover the city centre, timed just around morning rush hour. The drug would hold its effect for 12 hours and there was no resisting, even those who were born without sexual organs went insane from it and dry humped. It was maddening. And good for psychological effect.

"The Exodian government states the following:

By killing, no, murdering 50.000 innocent civilians like this, the Kuampalian government has commited the international crime "Genocide". It has also refused to respond in an acceptable manner to diplomatic attempts by other countries before us. Lastly Kuampala is planning to murder another 50.000, and therefor the only possible remaining sentence must be the total elimination of the current Kuampalian government, and to have it replaced by one more respectful to human life."

"The required sanctions will begin if those of the other countries prove 'inadequate' to deal with the situation, although we believe they are fully capable of destroying you without our aid..."

Meanwhile, five Cadiz SSBN's received their new orders. To put an end to this situation immediatly - if it would be required - they were ordered to ready all available missiles, targetting all governmental structures in Kuampala. Economy and infrastructure would be left alone, there was no need to destroy a body if the cancer inside it was the target.

OOC: I gotta go have dinner, so could someone else set up the thread, and I'll join in with an official declaration of war if hostilities get started..)

"It is despicable that we live in an age where national sovereignty is disregarded, while 'human rights' are treated as sacrosanct. How a nation governs its people is no one else's business. As long as a nation poses no credible threat to regional or international peace, stability, or commerce, its actions should be of concern only to the inhabitants of said nation, and no one else. Again, we seek to resolve this crisis peacefully. But if our offer to negotiate is rebuked, we will resort to war."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

Mister Moibuto,
Do you know what it proves when you excecute those who hold an inferior ideology? It proves that you are unable to reason with these people, and show them the superiority of your own ideologies, which must surely be self-evident, no? And it also proves that you fear their ideology - you fear their might, or that their ideology might out-preform yours. Either way, it's pretty clear that you fear communists.

Myself, I preffer to laugh at them. Have you considered just pointing and laughing at the communists and then letting them go? It is just as productive, has less people objecting, and is good for your blood pressure and psychological wellbeing.

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Lady Senator Aiyana Tiercean, occasional spokeswoman for the Imperial Doctor's Association.

Official Statement from the Imperium of Banduria

The Imperium wishes to announce, for once, its support of a peaceful situation. We support our glorious allies in Roach-Busters; any further attacks upon Kuampala will be met immediately and with all due force on the attacking nation. I repeat, immediately and with all due force. This is your final warning.

Damian Hertz
Vice Chairman, Department for Foreign Affairs

-------------------------

Encrypted Communiqué to Kuampala

We would advise you to tone down your speech in the future when talking to other nations of the international community. Insults never help diplomacy.

Damian Hertz
Vice Chairman, Department for Foreign Affairs

The fleet from homeland Amazonia was steaming across the waters, bound for Kuampala. Two nuclear submarines had already scouted out the waters ahead; apparently Kuampala had nothing in the ways of resistance showing.
Admiral Mark Clayton studied the waves in the bridge of the flagship of the fleet, the battleship AMS Venator. Things were calm...for now. His arrival, and that of the transports following the fleet, would change that.

"How 'bout we give the Kuampalans a little advance warning?"
"Watch'u got in mind, sir?"
"Send a cruise missile loaded with tear gas over the capital."
"Can do. Priming projectile."

In the main stock hold, weapons system officers loaded tear gas canisters into the rocket. Upon stocking the missile, it was loaded into a VLS launcher and fired from the battleship, headed for chaos in the capital of Kuampala.

"I find it comical that all these nations proclaiming their love of human rights are utterly ignoring my idea to resolve this in a manner which would avert conflict and save lives. They seek only bloodshed. Again, it is not too late to negotiate this."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

"Kuampala, please let us have the communists. We have wonderful new homes arranged for them."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--


Secret IC

"...in our dungeons."

To: -Magdha-
From: FedAB Foreign Affairs Department

The Federation would be willing to negotiate with Kuampala provided they immediately free all captive communists for the time being until a negotiation can be met.

Signed,
Andrew Chambers
FedAB Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Extirpating Lachrytomists find this amusing, and will only watch with thought and wonder on the outcome of this event.
~~Drakthaz

OOC: In other words, this is a TAG of amusement.

Diplomatic Ecclesiastical Edict
To: The Executive Government of the People’s Republic of Kuampla
From: The Most Worthy High Ecclesiarchy of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

The High Ecclesiarchy vehemently condemns your dictatorship's cowardly murder of its own innocent citizenry. Such a blatant violation of the duties of a government to its own people and of the inherent civil rights possessed by every individual is appalling.

Given the horrendous, excessive and completely arbitrary murders perpetrated by the illegitimate Kuamplan autocracy, it is clear that no rule of law by any meaningful definition of that term exists in Kuampla.

[Signed]
Her Eminence the High Lady Dr Heather Gilda
Grand Cardinal and Foreign Minister of the Patriarchate of the High Ecclesiarchy

"The Exodian government has never stated that no diplomatic solutions are possible, but as long as the murders are scheduled for tomorrow, the Kuampalian government is proving to be unfit for reason, and thus not suitable to have those negotiations with. The -Maghda-nian empire appears to be another case however."

"But this may remain clear, if Kuampala insists on murdering thousands of innocent people, it shouldn't claim to be innocent itself as it is not."

"We thank Amazonian Beasts for their willingness to negotiate. Kuampala, as much as it pains us to say this, we hope you agree to their conditions."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

"I already killed the first 50,000. However, I'll let the second 50,000 go if you guys back off."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

Mister Moibuto,
Do you know what it proves when you excecute those who hold an inferior ideology? It proves that you are unable to reason with these people, and show them the superiority of your own ideologies, which must surely be self-evident, no? And it also proves that you fear their ideology - you fear their might, or that their ideology might out-preform yours. Either way, it's pretty clear that you fear communists.

Myself, I preffer to laugh at them. Have you considered just pointing and laughing at the communists and then letting them go? It is just as productive, has less people objecting, and is good for your blood pressure and psychological wellbeing.

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Lady Senator Aiyana Tiercean, occasional spokeswoman for the Imperial Doctor's Association.

"It's 'Scotty Doc' not Mister Moibuto you idiot."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

"We thank Amazonian Beasts for their willingness to negotiate. Kuampala, as much as it pains us to say this, we hope you agree to their conditions."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

They should take our offer, we'll pay for them, do you know how hard it is to find 50,000 angry, tired people who will be glad for freedom and urge to work toward a common goal? Very hard. $5 billion it stands and we'll stop.

(Sex bombs should have gone off by now....its not violent, but rather amusing)

Instead of killing them, why not hand them over to us? The Reich maintains dozens of re-education camps that have proven to be effective. Each year, they turn thousands of communists, terrorists and Christians into working members of society. Once their nine-month stay is over, we'll send them back to you, with all of the Marxist ideals removed from their minds.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The Federation still urges Kuampala to deport the communists, the FedAB will recieve them with open arms, despite our own being a capitalist nation.

"Whatever, just take them. Whoever wants them can have them. We don't care. We just don't want war."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

"Whatever, just take them. Whoever wants them can have them. We don't care. We just don't want war."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

We'll take them. Also, we'd like to set up a deal, anyone you don't like, deport them to us, we'll pay $5,000 US for them and ship them too. You'll be rid of your dissedents and we'll have workers.

Dozens of transport planes, chartered civilian jets, left Frozopia on the way to Kuamlumpa to pick up the prisoners.

OOC: Technically they'll go into re-education centers where they will learn that, Democracy, capitalism, and obeying society is the best way and they'll leave, happy drones that will glady work and fight.

"The Exodian government urges to free the beforementioned communists, and devide their exportations over the willing countries, thereby increasing the chance a good number of them will not be done harm. If all are sent to one country, or if they remain in Kuampala, there is no reason to assume the current situation will not be repeated again."

Three of the five Cadiz submarines were standing down already, as there appeared to be a chance of solving this problem without an armed conflict. The other two remained active however, just incase the Kuampalians wouldn't 'co-operate' properly.

OOC: Looks like with about three or maybe more nations willing to go in and invade, Kuampala has learnt you can't just go around doing what the hell you like to people without some kind of international reaction. Looks like he's being a bit more submissive, and might have learnt a little lesson in NS ways. Newish nations should not toy with genocide when anti genocide nations with 1 billion + populations are around. xP

IC: MelekTaus will stnd down its plans for military action, on the condition thst Kuampala meets the demands of the other nations whom we are currently co-operating with. The only demand MelekTaus has in its own right is that Kuampala is thrown out of the WACL, so it is left to fend for itself against any other military actions, for the leader's previous act of genocide. But that is up to the WACL to decide...

We in the Federation will gladly take the communists, or at least a share of them, off of Kuampalan hands to transport to the FedAB.

MelekTaus will be taking any remaining communists left in the nation, after the others have taken their share. Here, they shall be put into military service with the Imperial Marines to get them used to MelekTaus life, but their political stance will not be flushed out of them, so long as they do not rise up against our most generous Emperor.

"Their ready for deportment."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

THL would be willing to take 12,000 of the female communists.

THL State Department

The FedAB will be sending transports to take 10,000 of the 50,000 communists to the Federation for a new, free life.

"If the negotiations fail, or if a peaceful settlement does not come to fruition, the Holy Empire of Roach-Busters and her Dominions will have no choice but to aid Kuampala, who we feel is a victim of unprovoked international aggression."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

We request that the Holy Empire of Roach-Busters go away. Of course you feel no problem with your actions, as a Recent poll within our nation have judged you the worst nation in the entire Universe. We feel no suprise at the actions of your nation.
-Lone Alliance

OOC: I'd just like to tell you Kuampala that this is what you get when you play with fire on NS diplomacy. Fortunatly, you weren't burned. This time.

OOC: Guess I should be more careful huh? LOL

Imperial Marines Commando units and transporters have been deployed to extract any and all remining communists left in the nation at this point. I am using Special Forces units to ensure these people are well protected, and no one tries to attack or capture them during their transportation to here.

The last active Cadiz submarines stood down too, after being informed the situation had ended. The crew hadn't really known what exactly it had been, but they felt quite relieved not having to fire missiles at something of which they didn't even know anything apart from that it would have had to die.

"The Exodians will take their share of the Communist population, if only to ensure none will remain in Kuampala. They will be presented with the choice to remain Communists, or to be integrated into the unification which isn't too much different anyways."

International Ecclesiastical Edict

To: The International Community
From: The Most Worthy High Ecclesiarchy of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

The High Ecclesiarchy announces that it will offer safe haven to as many of the Kuamplan political refugees as wish to seek sanctuary in the Eternal Republic.

[Signed]
Her Eminence the High Lady Dr Heather Gilda
Grand Cardinal and Foreign Minister of the Patriarchate of the High Ecclesiarchy

OOC: By the way, I would like to state I'm still going ahead with the secret clandestine mission of delivering those arms and food to the anti government areas of your Nation Kuampala. Thus, it might be a good idea to start up and RP where some of the populace might rebel or something. Just for interest.

Official Statement from the Shah

I hereby give full support to our WACL allies in Kuampala, and ask them not to succumb to the pressure of the self righteous kleptocratic democrats and the ochlocracies they rule. Execute who you desire, for the Parthian military will stand fully behind you. ANY attack on Kuampala will be responded to by a declaration of war upon the offending nation, and we will not cease until they are driven into the dirt and their nation destroyed utterly.

I warn the self righteous only once.

-Shah Khosru III

"We stand behind our noble ally, Parthia, in offering to defend the great nation of Kuampala against all external threats. Any act of hostility directed at the Kuampalan government or people will be met with swift and severe retaliatory action on our part. We will provide all necessary support - economic, political, diplomatic, moral, military - to our friends in need. An attack on Kuampala will be construed as an attack on the Holy Empire of Roach-Busters and her Dominions herself. You have all been warned."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

Secret Message to President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

"Excellency, dismiss their hollow threats and do not take their ludicrous opinions into consideration. Do as the wise and just Shah Khosru III says, and feel free to execute as many scum as you like. You enjoy our full support."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

The Office of Foreign Affairs, Gejigrad

TABThis government of Gejigrad is horribly appalled at the extremism and mass murder performed by the "President" of the "Democratic Republic of Kuampala." This, with the subsequent improper bickerings of Mister Musonga unbefitting someone of his international responsibilities, has led this government to believe he is in no way capable of handling his country in a sane and reasonable manner. Indeed, this government wishes to make it known that there are quite a few ways to repress radical groups wishing national unrest, and it would have no qualm with eliminating such types. However, the Kuampalan government has seen fit to eliminate a sect of humans within his borders, not based, as it should be, upon the interests of national security, if such an act can be even justified by that reasoning at all, but even worse, on a strictly personal bent, an act unacceptable in this government's eyes, as well as every other rational, respectable leader in our world today.
TABThis act, this crime against humanity, by its very definition, is irreparable, and as such, no reparations can be made in any form, whatsoever. The deportation of the remaining Communists, it is true, is commendable, if only for saving them from a similar fate from a deeply disturbed leader. However, this still leaves us with a dark decision, one that we must make. The decision between acceptance of these vile actions, or action against them. It is not Gejigrad's preferred method of ridding such dense figures, but we feel that we must perform our duty, with or without the voracious breast-beating of the allies of this dictatorial cesspool--indeed, we must all do our duty to eliminate such lurid nations.
TABAnd so, it is with great deliberation that this government of the nation of the People's Republic of Gejigrad declares war upon the despotic regime of the Democratic Republic of Kuampala. This government invites the nations of the Commonwealth of Independent Nations, as well as the remaining portion of the international community, to join us in stamping out this reign of terror.

To nations who are itching to attack Kuampala

You guys have to be careful, while genocide is an important issue. Starting a war over communists is only to start an unnessary war against the all powerful WACL. Next time think before you leap

To WACL

Stop trying to intervene in every anti communist affair. We know you hate communists but try to keep your anti communist campaign to members. If Kuampala is a member, then be my guest. But he is not yet of your "cliche" against the all evil communism so step out the conflict unless the other nations attacks you (Like they will ever).

"I fear no one. I have The Parthians and -Magdha- on my side."

President-for-Life Colonel Moibuto "Scotty Doc" Musonga

OOC: By the way, I would like to state I'm still going ahead with the secret clandestine mission of delivering those arms and food to the anti government areas of your Nation Kuampala. Thus, it might be a good idea to start up and RP where some of the populace might rebel or something. Just for interest.

OOC: Cool, that sounds cool.

OOC: Sorry to sound naive, but what's WACL?

OOC: To Gyrobot: If you really want to attack Kuampala, please make a seperate thread for it, and an OOC thread for the topic too. Also, as to regards over the WACL, I really think we should bring in the pro-Communist parties into this, and bide our time first. No point waging war against an entire leauge on our own without extra support. Plus, Leafanistan and the AB have stood down their military threats since all communists in the nation left.

To everyone in the WACL who's gearing to attack all the anti Kuampala nations: To be honest, the guy played with fire, stupidly thought it'd be a good idea to make public he was commiting genocide, and deserved to be threatened and bullied into submission over what he did, because he's making international what crimes he's doing, with little thought of the international reaction. This has nothing to do with me or the other anti Kuampalan nations being pro-communist, but rather teaching someone a lesson about dimplomacy and etiquett, just rather forcibly. I personally will only fully attack this nation if either Leafanistan or AB join in the war, so if yall want to fight against everyone else in the defense of this poorly managed nation, go ahead. Just understand all you're doing is covering up obvious mistakes he's made, and should really pay for till he's learnt his lesson. But personally, if I was you lot, I'd stay out of the conflict, and let atleast one nation teach this guy all about how to play war games on NS. He can continue hating commies, but don't let him get away with silly mistakes by 'backing him up'. It just reaks of 'Team Americanism', Imperialism and plain sticking your nose in it all-ism.

OOC: Sorry to sound naive, but what's WACL?

World Anti Communist League I believe.

World Anti Communist League I believe.

OOC: You are correct. And I was gearing to attack Kuampala as a member of the WACL...go figure.

OOC: You know eventually the WACI will piss off enough nations that there will be a war between the WACI and everyone else, just a warning for the more moderate members.

[QUOTE=MelekTaus]OOC: To Gyrobot: If you really want to attack Kuampala, please make a seperate thread for it, and an OOC thread for the topic too. Also, as to regards over the WACL, I really think we should bring in the pro-Communist parties into this, and bide our time first. No point waging war against an entire leauge on our own without extra support. Plus, Leafanistan and the AB have stood down their military threats since all communists in the nation left.

I am not going to fight anyone, first of all I am FT and MT doesnt like my presence so I am going to stand as a middle ground. Second I am trying to prevent the pro commies from getting toasted by the breath of the WACL.

OOC: Personally, I'm ashamed anyway of Kuampala's desision to just give up the commies so easily after just a few threats of war, despite the fact he had lots of people standing up for him. He should be left to rot by the WACL for his weakness in my opinion, instead of supported.

Speaking of the WACL, they tend to harm their agenda alot by getting involved in pointless 'I'm sticking up for the anti-commi nation for the hellavit' conflicts. There's no sense, no purpose to their movements. I was once all for their cause, but never joined since I was an isolationist, but to be honest, they're just a band of rowdy nations looking for the slightest reason of a fight. It's harming their reputation amoung the less zealot anti-communists. Perhaps they'd do well retreating and regrouping, get a new sense of direction...

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Offical Statement of the People's Republic

I admit, I have no love for Communists and would find it profitable to Humanity that they simply 'disappear' off the face our God-given world. Though I cannot condon this needless bloodshed. Communist are fools, animals who think blood equals profit. I believe letting them live with their foolish and absolutely 'stupid' ideals is a much more fitting punishment than mass execution. Is not living in your own bliss world of red and hammers where you live a pitiful existance more of a punishment than a quick, painless, and actually relieiving death?

Remeber, Communists live by the Sword and those who live by the sword, die by the sword.

Signed,
President Trenton Alexi

OOC: Personally, I'm ashamed anyway of Kuampala's desision to just give up the commies so easily after just a few threats of war, despite the fact he had lots of people standing up for him. He should be left to rot by the WACL for his weakness in my opinion, instead of supported.

Speaking of the WACL, they tend to harm their agenda alot by getting involved in pointless 'I'm sticking up for the anti-commi nation for the hellavit' conflicts. There's no sense, no purpose to their movements. I was once all for their cause, but never joined since I was an isolationist, but to be honest, they're just a band of rowdy nations looking for the slightest reason of a fight. It's harming their reputation amoung the less zealot anti-communists. Perhaps they'd do well retreating and regrouping, get a new sense of direction...

OOC: The WACL could do by getting rid of Kuampala...I'd like that.

OOC: The WACL could do by getting rid of Kuampala...I'd like that.

OOC: MelekTaus would be more than willing to help you 'remove' Kuampala from the political world by force of arms, so long as the WACL agrees that this nation, with its weak willed lack of strength deserves 'scrubbing'... I'm not getting involved if the whole league is going to make a fuss.

OOC: Just Telegraphed you AB.

OOC: I can't get involved militarily, I'm FT, but I'll respond anyway.
IC:
The Kingdom of Free Farmers Official Statement
We deeply regret the loss of life in a nation which is clearly the scum of the universe as shown by their insane, unfounded, and pointless actions. This mass genocide of people, no matter the reason, is completely and utterly despicable. Although we are a communist nation, we do not round up capitalists and hang them. If you were truely a democracy that wanted to teach tolerance and rid yourself of hate, you should not have created more hate by executing, no MURDERING, thousands of innocent civilians merely because of their political ideology. This reaks of facism and intolerance towards your fellow man. We should not allow these types of terrible, pitful, and cowardly acts to continue, but in the interest of protecting the rights of nations we shall not be invading your misguided and mislead nation. Instead we will pity you and your hypocracy and hope the will of the people will some day overthrow your tyrannical and backwards government.

The Office of Foreign Affairs, Gejigrad

TAB
TABThis government of Gejigrad is horribly appalled at the extremism and mass murder performed by the "President" of the "Democratic Republic of Kuampala." This, with the subsequent improper bickerings of Mister Musonga unbefitting someone of his international responsibilities, has led this government to believe he is in no way capable of handling his country in a sane and reasonable manner. Indeed, this government wishes to make it known that there are quite a few ways to repress radical groups wishing national unrest, and it would have no qualm with eliminating such types. However, the Kuampalan government has seen fit to eliminate a sect of humans within his borders, not based, as it should be, upon the interests of national security, if such an act can be even justified by that reasoning at all, but even worse, on a strictly personal bent, an act unacceptable in this government's eyes, as well as every other rational, respectable leader in our world today.
TABThis act, this crime against humanity, by its very definition, is irreparable, and as such, no reparations can be made in any form, whatsoever. The deportation of the remaining Communists, it is true, is commendable, if only for saving them from a similar fate from a deeply disturbed leader. However, this still leaves us with a dark decision, one that we must make. The decision between acceptance of these vile actions, or action against them. It is not Gejigrad's preferred method of ridding such dense figures, but we feel that we must perform our duty, with or without the voracious breast-beating of the allies of this dictatorial cesspool--indeed, we must all do our duty to eliminate such lurid nations.
TABAnd so, it is with great deliberation that this government of the nation of the People's Republic of Gejigrad declares war upon the despotic regime of the Democratic Republic of Kuampala. This government invites the nations of the Commonwealth of Independent Nations, as well as the remaining portion of the international community, to join us in stamping out this reign of terror.


Official Statement by the Shah of Parthia

As previously outlined in our declaration of intent to protect our allies in Kuampala, we have decided that this mobilization and declaration of hostilities upon our ally by the rouge nation of Gejigrad must be responded in kind. As such, we hereby give 24 hours to the government of Gejirad to rescind their declaration of war and pay $500 billion in reparations to the government of Kuampala and $100 billion to each of the nations who are members of the WACL, failure to do so, or intensification of hostilities will result in a declaration of total war upon your nation by the Shahdom of Parthia. Once war is declared, we will carry the full brunt of our massed forces against your nation and not cease our assault until it is utterly ruined and the people driven into servitude. Tread carefully O foul ochlocracy of Gejigrad, your nation may be in flames if your refuse, and your people laid waste and annihilated from the face of the planet.

Again, you have 24 hours to choose between a dent in your budget and peace, or the destruction of all vestiges of your nation and the people who live within it. Choose well, for this choice could be the last decision of foreign policy you make.

-Shah Khosru the Magnificent

Official Statement by the Shah of Parthia

As previously outlined in our declaration of intent to protect our allies in Kuampala, we have decided that this mobilization and declaration of hostilities upon our ally by the rouge nation of Gejigrad must be responded in kind. As such, we hereby give 24 hours to the government of Gejirad to rescind their declaration of war and pay $500 billion in reparations to the government of Kuampala and $100 billion to each of the nations who are members of the WACL, failure to do so, or intensification of hostilities will result in a declaration of total war upon your nation by the Shahdom of Parthia. Once war is declared, we will carry the full brunt of our massed forces against your nation and not cease our assault until it is utterly ruined and the people driven into servitude. Tread carefully O foul ochlocracy of Gejigrad, your nation may be in flames if your refuse, and your people laid waste and annihilated from the face of the planet.

Again, you have 24 hours to choose between a dent in your budget and peace, or the destruction of all vestiges of your nation and the people who live within it. Choose well, for this choice could be the last decision of foreign policy you make.

-Shah Khosru the Magnificent

Office of Foreign Affairs, Gejigrad

TABThe government of Gejigrad will not withdraw its declaration, nor will it bow to the hideously irrational "reparations" for the nation of Kuampla. The People's Republic of Gejigrad stands united against the sort of bullying the Shahdom is attempting to enforce as its national policy. We shall not move, but we will allow the government of Parthia to withdraw its declaration. If it does not, then the People's Republic of Gejigrad will have no choice but to go to war with your nation, as well.

Meanwhile...
People's Republic of Gejigrad
Middle Greater Gejigrad
New London
The Octagon
Alpha Ring
Conference One

The Joint Chiefs met once again, this time to refine their strategy against the Shahdom and the Republic. Targets were outlined for airstrikes, beacheads picked for landings, and logistic trains mobilized for the upcoming war. Joint Command Center One, across the hall, began coordinating troop movements across the massive nation.

Elsewhere...
People's Republic of Gejigrad
Upper Greater Gejigrad
Fort Richerton

Designs were finally being sketched, with information provided by subversive channels in the ex-USSR country of Kazakhstan. They were nowhere near their goal at the moment, given the lack of enrichment equipment, but uranium was one thing Gejigrad had plenty of--it simply needed a way to turn it into a weapon.

Official Statement by the Shah of Parthia

As previously outlined in our declaration of intent to protect our allies in Kuampala, we have decided that this mobilization and declaration of hostilities upon our ally by the rouge nation of Gejigrad must be responded in kind. As such, we hereby give 24 hours to the government of Gejirad to rescind their declaration of war and pay $500 billion in reparations to the government of Kuampala and $100 billion to each of the nations who are members of the WACL, failure to do so, or intensification of hostilities will result in a declaration of total war upon your nation by the Shahdom of Parthia. Once war is declared, we will carry the full brunt of our massed forces against your nation and not cease our assault until it is utterly ruined and the people driven into servitude. Tread carefully O foul ochlocracy of Gejigrad, your nation may be in flames if your refuse, and your people laid waste and annihilated from the face of the planet.

Again, you have 24 hours to choose between a dent in your budget and peace, or the destruction of all vestiges of your nation and the people who live within it. Choose well, for this choice could be the last decision of foreign policy you make.

-Shah Khosru the Magnificent

Let it be known that the Reich stands behind it allies of Parthia and Roach-Busters. If they declare war on the Nation of Gejigrad, we will have no choice but to follow. We would like to remind Gejigrad that they would have no chance against our combined power, and request you step down to preserve your nations very existence.

Isabella Kastinivia Reinhard,
Stewardess of the Tocrowkian Reich,
Grand Admiral of the Navy,
General of the Army and Marines.
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Und...

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Having heard that the Kuampala is executing 50,000 enemies of the state simultanaeously, it is of great interest to the government of Pissantia, facing similar internal dissent, how such a mass execution would be carried out. Will Kuampala be using 50,000 gallows at the same time? Will a smaller number be used, with the offenders taking turns?
Pissantia faces a critical shortage of capital punishment devices and requests aid from the respectworthy nation of Kuampala in the form of 1,000 units of gallows. Once you are done with them, of course.

-Lone Alliance-
The Lone Alliance condemns the WACI yet again for demanding that someone pay them 'reparations' in order to have peace. What did their declaration of war hurt your feelings so you want to sue them for emotional trauma? Perhaps there could be peace if you would drop your moronic demand for 'payment' and maybe stop your moronic attempts to profit off of every war around. Of course what can we expect from a Facist.
-Minister of Dealing with evil nations.

OOC: Hmm, looks like the possibility of an interesting war here, even though Kuampala isn't active at the moment. Ok, RB, Tocrowkia, Parthia and Gejigrad, mind if we have a war fought over the lands of Kuampala? MelekTaus, of course will side with Gejigrad..

From: Grand Senate of the Allied Union
To: All Parties Involved

Parthia, Roach-Busters, Tocrowkia, we really don't see why you bother to help this president for life, he's just using you to poke fun at everyone else and use the threat of intervention from you to keep anyone from shutting him up. We don't approve of the WACL, but, damn, this guys annoying, if I were you, We'd just kill him already, before this turns into another FWS.

Besides, isn't the situation already resolved? Hasn't the conflict already been resolved? You are all about to go to war for a nation that has ran with it's tail between it's legs when it discovered it couldn't take the heat. Please, reconsider your actions and just invade Kuampla.

At any rate, what's wrong with allowing basic human rights in your nation? God forbid, we give them the right to live.

Sheesh.

-End Transmission-

To:All involved anti-communist nations
From:Kippl Governor Of Diplomacy, Lance Vassili


Commies don't need to be hung! Send them to my nation and i will make them work as janitors! Then we will deal with them our way...

OOC: i would join but i wont.....my nation in game is commie, but this thread has reminded me why i left for 3+ months....the quickness to action, unorigenality and people getting attention by hanging and killing only, serves to bring down the whole point of this site, to act political not to just say "well i dont like that...WAR!!!" plz (especially the older guys) ignore these threads and wait for ones that are origenal and have some reason, some backstory, some origenality and a good and complete story before continuing and not to one with a new guy that is just trying to sturr up trouble. Hell that is why the stickies are up.

OOC: i would join but i wont.....my nation in game is commie, but this thread has reminded me why i left for 3+ months....the quickness to action, unorigenality and people getting attention by hanging and killing only, serves to bring down the whole point of this site, to act political not to just say "well i dont like that...WAR!!!" plz (especially the older guys) ignore these threads and wait for ones that are origenal and have some reason, some backstory, some origenality and a good and complete story before continuing and not to one with a new guy that is just trying to sturr up trouble. Hell that is why the stickies are up.

((OOC:If you don't like it, why did you even bother to post?))

To:All involved anti-communist nations
From:Kippl Governor Of Diplomacy, Lance Vassili


Commies don't need to be hung! Send them to my nation and i will make them work as janitors! Then we will deal with them our way...

What, make them pick up undesirable body fluids?

OOC: So are we gonna have a war?

By the way, this is Scotty Doc's picture (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Mobutu.jpg).

Office of Foreign Affairs, Gejigrad

TABThe government of Gejigrad will not withdraw its declaration, nor will it bow to the hideously irrational "reparations" for the nation of Kuampla. The People's Republic of Gejigrad stands united against the sort of bullying the Shahdom is attempting to enforce as its national policy. We shall not move, but we will allow the government of Parthia to withdraw its declaration. If it does not, then the People's Republic of Gejigrad will have no choice but to go to war with your nation, as well.


Official Declaration of Hostilities by the Shah of Parthia

As determined by the actions of Gejigrad, from their hostile declaration of war on Parthia's ally to the refusal for Parthian demands for peace, we hereby declare a state of war between The Shahdom of Parthia and the People's Ochlocracy of Gejigrad. Until reparations are paid with a 50% addition to them, Parthia will not cease hostilities until the nation is utterly destroyed. You seek to harm Parthia, to seriously war with a nation far stronger than yours, now, I shall demonstrate the power of the Shahdom against all who are hostile to our friends.

Let blood of your countrymen flood thy soil.

-Shahanshah Khosru III-

Bandar-e Abbas

A small Parthian task force was assembled in the major port that serviced the nation. Transports were being loaded with dozens of infantry divisions and 5 divisions of armor. Air forces were prepared for transport where they could be used against Gejigrad. Soon enough, the fleets would be underway, and the entirety of Gejigrad would be forced to submit or be destroyed.

-Lone Alliance reponse-
We can't say were were suprised with your cowardly declaration, if you had just let them retract their declaration without trying to blackmail them perhaps this could be avoided, Still I hope Gejigrad gives you a run for your money and makes you lose profits. Since that's all you guys care about correct?

IC: Secret Code level BIGOT ENCRYPTION
Gejigrad we advise you, that if all else fails, Go M.A.D.
We can deliver. -BH

-Secret IC Frozopia-
The weapons were being prepared for transport. As soon as the last Gejigrad citizen falls the entire nation of Gejigrad and all of the invading forces inside it will be wiped off the map by unknown forces.

(Not much of a victory if you lose every soldier you have in it. And they still won't get their 100 Billion ransom.)

Response by West Corinthia
We are far too small a nation to get involved in this war. However, we are distraught to hear so many nations effectively "ganging up" on Gejigrad. We condemn the lack of honor in this move, and your demands that Gejigrad pay reparations to you and your allies. Kuampala committed a serious crime, genocide, which it seems will now go unpunished. Once again we shall not be pulled into this conflict.
Respectfully,
Vasili Kotov, Emperor, The Allied States of West Corinthia

Official Declaration to all those at war with Gejigrad

The Empire of MelekTaus stands firm in defense of Gejigrad's decision to go to war with Kuampala, and we also declare our intent of war with the said nation. Any other nations who are moving to 'assist' Kuampala are protecting a pathetically useless, cowardly, incapable member of the WACL, a weak under belly to the organisation.

We have no want of war with the WACL, but will fight against any WACL members who assist in Kuampala's defense. This is not a war to bring communism to the nation, mind, but to punish the nation for both commiting a grave act of genocide, and also to rid the nation of its weak leader, and help build a stronger Kuampala. If the rest of the WACL still believes this is all about spreading communism, which they are tasked to prevent (NOT going around blackmailing non-communist nations fighting over the matter of a genocide, whether communist peoples or not), then they are sorely mistaken.

But MelekTaus will not back down, and shall be setting sail its Western Fleet task force into international waters. These will stand by untill hostilities engage, and shall directly take to the war on Kuampala's lands...

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Tactical movements:

The following ships/forces will set sail into international waters outside of Kuampala lands. Those labled Nuclear Capable are armed with naval ICBMs of a 250 kilotonnes degree. They may, or may not be used:

1 Nuclear powered, Nuclear capable Kiev class Aircraft Carrier
9 Sea Harrier FRS.1s; 5 F22 Raptors; 15 Sea King helos (Transport and ASW capabilities); 3 Ka-25 Hormone -B targetting helos; 2 Imperial Marine Commando Regiments (Special Forces), roughly 700 personel Inc. Officers; 1 Marine Battalion (Various Support staff), roughly 800 personel Inc. Officers.


3 Nuclear powered, Nuclear capable Kirov class Battlecruisers
1 Ka-25 Hormone -B targetting helos; 2 Sea King ASW helos

5 Invincible class Light Aircraft Carriers
9 Sea Harrier FRS.1s, 9 Sea King helos (Transport and ASW capabilities), 1 Marine Company (Infantry), roughly 75 personel Inc. Offices, 1 Marine Regiment (Various Support staff), roughly 350 personel Inc. Officers.

3 Moskva class Helicopter Cruisers
14 Sea King helos (ASW Capability only)

4 Slava class Cruisers (Armed with conventional anti-ship/anti-missile cruise missiles)
1 Ka-25 Hormone -B targetting helo

5 Audace clss destroyers
1 Sea King ASW Helo

17 Broadsword (Type 22) Class General Purpose Frigates
1 Sea King ASW Helo

10 Kresta I Guided Missile Cruisers
1 Kamov Ka-25 Hormone targetting helo

5 Type 42 Class Guided-Missile Destroyers
One Sea King ASW Helo

10 Ivan Rogov Class Landing Platform Docks (standard loudout), 8 Ivan Rogov (reserve forces) LPDs (Alternative loadout)
4 Kasatka combat transport helos
1 Marine Battalion (Infantry), roughly 750 personel Inc. Officers, 40 various MBTs (Challanger I and II types)
(Alternative loadout for troops/vehicles):
1 Marine Battalion (Various Support Staff, reserve forces), roughly 850 personel Inc. Offficers, 50 various support vehicles (Regular Support forces)

10 Tarawa Class Amphibious Assault Ships
16 Boeing-Vertol Sea Knights, 6 Kasatka combat transport helos, 4 Kamov helos
1 Marine Battalion (Infantry/Artillary), roughly 800 personel Inc Officers, 50 various light artillary pieces (Carried by Helos)

Official Statement from the Shah of Parthia to the Nation of MelekTaus

Please, do not interfere with my allies. I have warned Gejigrad for their declaration of hostilities upon my ally, and now have resolved to defeat them, not utterly, but to force either monetary or territorial concessions so they may never threaten Kuampala again. If you continue to decide to war with my ally, I shall be forced to exact upon you the same fate, with a military far larger, far better than yours.

Know simply, I resolve to protect allies, no matter how small, no matter what their domestic policy from the agression of nations like yours.

You have 24 hours to pull out.

-Shah Khosru III

Gyrobot is condemning over the dogpiling of a single nation. Are you going to pull another shoobashaba? I then have no choice to condemn you for you actions. But since we are FT we can do jack shit. As for Anyone defending Gejigrad, good game as your days are numbered and soon you will be forced to resign from NS.

From: The Armed Republic of Kravania

To: All Anti-Kuampalan Nations

The Armed Republic of Kravania is alarmed at how this conflict now has the potential to develop into a global war that would pit superpower nations against each other. A war that would see millions dead, nations destroyed and global chaos and all of this over the 'genocide' of 50,000 communist gangsters.

This is totally pointless!

Since when did nations put their very own existence on the line for sub-human terrorists and communist gangsters?

Communism is the ultimate evil, for communism seeks to ignite wars between nations under the cover of 'human rights' and 'equality', all part of their global plot to have nations destroy each other or themselves, so they then can take over those nations and thus enslave them under the system of gangster communism.

Kravania asks the nations that are hostile to Kuampala to open their eyes and see things for what they really are.

Kuampala is a sovereign and independent nation, under a popular and wise government. Kuampala does not seek to attack or invade other nations, it does not pose a threat to the security or interests of other nations. All Kuampala wants, as it stated many times, is to have a just and secure peace with the international community.

Given this, no nation can attack Kuampala under the guise of morality or honour, only naked barbarity and imperialism.

All nations should make a pledge to uphold, defend and respect the sovereignty, independence and freedom of Kuampala and it's government.

Kuampala is actually doing the international community a huge favour, exterminating the evil worldwide communist plot that is very much real and a plot that seeks to enslave all nations and peoples and to destroy over six thousand years of human progress and evolution.

No nation can let that happen.

Kravania asks all of you, do not throw your nations away into the flames of war, for if this war does indeed occur, it would not be a war of self defence or of a noble cause, only a war that would show the world that yet more unfortunate nations have allowed themselves to commit collective suicide over the so-called 'genocide' of communist gangsters.

As humans we do indeed have emotions and now our emotions are high. But when dealing with sub-human communist gangsters, we must throw those emotions away and apply pure logic and so logic tells us to exterminate commuists and to wipe out the global communist plot without mercy or hesitation, for if communism wins, humanity would cease to exist.

Kravania supports the noble cause of Parthia, Roach Busters and Banduria.

Kravania supports the noble cause of Kuampala and it's ever wise and thoughtful President for Life.

Kravania will declare war on any nation that attacks or invades Kuampala or any nation that gives aid or support to communist terrorism inside of Kuampala.

Great Leader and President for Life

Atne Pavelic

Official proclomation of testical size to all nations involved in this dispute
The Nation of MelekTaus, for the sake of comic relief, and cheap shots at all opposing nations, would like to state that the Emperor's nuts are bigger than all of yours. Yes, it is true. And we're still at war with you.

OOC: If there is a war to happen, I would apreciate it if people RPed this in a fun manner. I know I will 99% likely die from this war, but I just don't want to end up being "smacked down" by big bully nations who just fight with the advantage of their overwhelming strength to totally conquore and destroy nations. I'm hoping we can all have an enjoyable, and fairly played war.

From: The Armed Republic of Kravania

To: MelekTaus

How dare you insult the Armed Republic of Kravania and those nations which Kravania holds in high esteem; Banduria, Parthia, Roach Busters and Kuampala.

Your vile gangster nation, a hornets nest of communist terrorists and sub-human filth, has signed it's own death warrant.

The Armed Republic of Kravania declares a state of total war between Melek Taus and Kravania.

This total war shall only end with the capture of the captial city of Melek Taus by our brave Armed Forces and the extermination of your despotic regime, which is nothing but a puttet show to hide the real force ruling your vile nation, the global communist plot to enslave and destroy the human race.

Now bear witness to the oceans of blood that shall flood your nation, blood that is on your hands alone.

Great Leader and President for Life

Atne Pavelic

From: The Armed Republic of Kravania

To: MelekTaus

How dare you insult the Armed Republic of Kravania and those nations which Kravania holds in high esteem; Banduria, Parthia, Roach Busters and Kuampala.

Your vile gangster nation, a hornets nest of communist terrorists and sub-human filth, has signed it's own death warrant.

The Armed Republic of Kravania declares a state of total war between Melek Taus and Kravania.

This total war shall only end with the capture of the captial city of Melek Taus by our brave Armed Forces and the extermination of your despotic regime, which is nothing but a puttet show to hide the real force ruling your vile nation, the global communist plot to enslave and destroy the human race.

Now bear witness to the oceans of blood that shall flood your nation, blood that is on your hands alone.

Great Leader and President for Life

Atne Pavelic


OOC: One mistake there. MelekTaus has always in this thread said that it is not a communist regime -coughsuprememonarchcough.=, and is friendly to the ideals of a less than violent manner of removing communist threats from the world. So I take offense to calling a non-communist nation a nation filled with communist sub human filth.

(OOC)

OCC wise I did not mean your a commie nation.

That is just Kravania's IC propganda, very MaCarthyist.

For Kravania's leader, even capitalists who sympathise with communists or people who object to the mass killing of communists are suspect.

In Kravania's eyes, either you kill commies, or your one of them.

(OOC)

OCC wise I did not mean your a commie nation.

That is just Kravania's IC propganda, very MaCarthyist.

For Kravania's leader, even capitalists who sympathise with communists or people who object to the mass killing of communists are suspect.

In Kravania's eyes, either you kill commies, or your one of them.

OOC: I understand that, but going to the level of practically racism isn't very enjoyable in my opinion. After all, RPs are ment to be enjoyed. But, eh, if you insist on having such strong statements.. -Shrug.- Fact is... I do feel a little out numbered, which feels a tad unfair.

(OOC)

Well thats what happens when you side with communism!

You can switch sides if you really want to, and share the soon to be raped and pillaged nation of Gejigrad with us.

But IC wise, Kravania will never side with a communist/pro-communist side, only the most right-wing side.

My nation is a reflection of my own idea of utopia, a one-party fascist state.

(OOC)

Well thats what happens when you side with communism!

You can switch sides if you really want to, and share the soon to be raped and pillaged nation of Gejigrad with us.

But IC wise, Kravania will never side with a communist/pro-communist side, only the most right-wing side.

My nation is a reflection of my own idea of utopia, a one-party fascist state.
OOC: I'd rather not do a turn-coat tactic, and much rather wait to see if Gerjigrad will even bother to return to help out and fight his battle. If I'm on my own, I'll withdraw. Last time I remembered, he's actually FT so that would mean his declaration of war is redundant against MT and PMT nations such as ourselves. But, meh... perhaps we could just... Give up and go home?

(OOC)

Are you going to make an IC effort to join the winning side???

Ill advise it, given that if you refuse, high chance of you being my or somebody elses colony.

to:Kuampala
from: lyon county
would u like some of my "xxx" hyper deaath gas? its put the hyper back in hyper death. for u i will make a special offer 5000 us a ton! that is 1/3 the orgial price.

##To the WACL##
RE: Imperialistic Agression.

Abort your foolish attempt at just expanding your Empire, you aren't fooling anyone with your so called 'defense' the world will soon know of your true plans to conquer the world. Witch what you take from the cookie jar, least your hand be cut off in the process!

Sincerly,
Lord Celicus President of New Draygonia
Lord Celicus

Geji is FT is he? Well then allow me to hand his ass WACL. I need a good fight. Just waiting to be able to get Gejigrad.

[ Gejigrad is PMT.

And dammit. If I go down, I will go down screaming "Imperialism!" and "Troglodytes!" and such other colorful descriptors. And after that, you will have terrorist after terrorist to go after. I never really cared about this account, but it's a pride thing. You know how it is.

Hmm. Gotta type up an IC reply soon from the Foreign Office....
I'll do it later.

For now, just know that I'm still alive. :3 ]

Still fair game, if the government doesnt get you, my corporate army will.

Gejigrad won't be alone, I'm forming a silent group, you'll never see my nation in it, but, you'll eat A few AC4 Stonehenge Rail Cannons when you attempt space bombardment.

OOC: Just know if I had a bigger country I'd side with Gejigrad/Melektaus. Unfortunately, I have a nation of just under 30 million so I wouldn't really make a difference. If you need funds or weapons though, by all means just ask;) Maybe I could even give you some of my troops but remove all identification. They'd make ideal insurgents.

Geji is FT is he? Well then allow me to hand his ass WACL. I need a good fight. Just waiting to be able to get Gejigrad.

OOC: By all means, if he's FT, he's yours.

OOC: Just know if I had a bigger country I'd side with Gejigrad/Melektaus. Unfortunately, I have a nation of just under 30 million so I wouldn't really make a difference. If you need funds or weapons though, by all means just ask;) Maybe I could even give you some of my troops but remove all identification. They'd make ideal insurgents.

OOC: Just provide them as an international Merc force. That way you can provide them as a contribution, but without the hassle of being directly involved.

I would be willing to donate some of my compulsary military to fight this horrible genocide. I think we should overthrow this so-called "president for life."

I dont have much but anything would help, right?


- Armed Republic of Drunken Puffins

I would be willing to donate some of my compulsary military to fight this horrible genocide. I think we should overthrow this so-called "president for life."

I dont have much but anything would help, right?


- Armed Republic of Drunken Puffins

"I recommend you find a different course of action. If you dare attack our brethren in Kuampala, we will invade your nation, and the results will not be pretty. If you want your nation to be bombed back to the Stone Age, your children enslaved, your men slain, your women raped, your nation looted and plundered to a standstill, and your environment reduced to a smoldering radioactive wasteland, then by all means, invade Kuampala."

--Foreign Minister Chong Moua--

Alright, listen. I think the same should go for you. Look at this thread, all these people OPPOSING this HANGING. I think i have many more people siding with me.

I would also like to add that the invading on such a small nation will not bring you much favor

Thank You
- Drunken Puffins

But, to reduce political flares and risk of attack. ill back out

Official Declaration of Hostilities by the Shah of Parthia

As determined by the actions of Gejigrad, from their hostile declaration of war on Parthia's ally to the refusal for Parthian demands for peace, we hereby declare a state of war between The Shahdom of Parthia and the People's Ochlocracy of Gejigrad. Until reparations are paid with a 50% addition to them, Parthia will not cease hostilities until the nation is utterly destroyed. You seek to harm Parthia, to seriously war with a nation far stronger than yours, now, I shall demonstrate the power of the Shahdom against all who are hostile to our friends.

Let blood of your countrymen flood thy soil.

-Shahanshah Khosru III-


With this, it is official. A state of war now also exists between The Divine Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia and Gejigrad. There are no words in any language to describe how foolish your nations actions are. Now is the time to pray to what ever deity you worship, citizens of Gejigrad, pray that your nation survives to regret these mistakes.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Tactical Movements

In the port cities of Badrial and Redg, Tocrowkia, two separate Military forces were being prepared for the new war the Reich had entered. This task force contained over one hundred warships, six hundred aircraft and over one million Marine and Army personnel. They would be able to set sail for the combat zone within one week to assist their allies.

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Office of the President

The Government of Kahanistan notes that the remaining communists of Kuampala have been expelled. While we condemn the murder of 50,000 communists merely for their political ideology, we believe that at this stage of the situation war is merely wasteful and counterproductive.

We urge all sides in this conflict to lay down their weapons and think long and hard about why they are in such haste to go to war. We are willing to host peace talks on neutral territory.

We urge the national leaders on all sides to cease this posturing and militarism. Any nations that still do not desire peace with Kuampala are free to apply whatever sanctions they so desire, but it is our hope that war not result over the deaths of 50,000 people.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
Mohammed bin Yusuf al-Za'if,
President of Kahanistan

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Office of the President

The Government of Kahanistan notes that the remaining communists of Kuampala have been expelled. While we condemn the murder of 50,000 communists merely for their political ideology, we believe that at this stage of the situation war is merely wasteful and counterproductive.

We urge all sides in this conflict to lay down their weapons and think long and hard about why they are in such haste to go to war. We are willing to host peace talks on neutral territory.

We urge the national leaders on all sides to cease this posturing and militarism. Any nations that still do not desire peace with Kuampala are free to apply whatever sanctions they so desire, but it is our hope that war not result over the deaths of 50,000 people.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
Mohammed bin Yusuf al-Za'if,
President of Kahanistan

To: Kahanistan
From: The Imperial Office of His Most Holy Satanic Emperor, Anton IV

The Nation of MelekTaus has considered this option, and is willing to agree to peace talks with the pro-Kuampalan nations. As a gesture of good will for this, we will call back the nuclear armed vessels in our fleet outside of Kuampala waters. To ensure our strength, however, non-nuclear, conventionl warhead armed replacements of the same class are being sent to the fleet's location from our Home Auxillary fleet.

We would like to state we are still prepared to go to war should the nations ganging up on Gejigrad do take hostilities. Our fleet as a whole will NOT be retracted untill either the peace talks succeed, or we use them to theirs, or our enemy's, destruction.

From the government of West Corinthia to MelekTaus
We have 280,000 trained soldiers we are willing to send to you as "International Mercenaries." Officially, they are available to anyone for a price, though I would much rather see you take them for a minuscule fee. Among them are:
-50,000 snipers, each armed with a Dragunov SVD, Vektor CP1 pistol, camo, grenades, and a knife
-30,000 engineers, each armed with either an MP5 or FNP90, Vektor CP1 pistol, RPG-7, landmines, camo, grenades, and a knife
-170,000 regular infantry, each armed with either an AK-103 (with GP-30 underbarrel grenade launcher) or M249 SAW, Vektor CP1 pistol, RPG-7, camo, grenades, and a knife
-29,000 Vehicle Specialists, each armed with either an MP5 or FNP90, Vektor CP1 pistol, camo, grenades, and a knife (these men are trained to operate various military vehicles, but not planes)
-1,000 Pilots, each armed with Vektor CP1 pistol, camo, knife, and smoke grenades (these can fly planes or helicopters)
They come with all the other equipment they will need and we will even include some vehicles for an additional price:
-5,000 T-72 Tanks $1,000,000
-2,000 Cargo Trucks/troop transports $500,000
-100 As 90 Artillery Units $1,000,000
-100 UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopters $500,000
-200 Mi-24 Hinds $500,000
-50 C-17 transports $1,000,000
-100 Yak 141 Fighters $1,000,000
Your total should you choose to purchase troops only: $5,000,000
Your total troops + vehicles: $10,500,000
OOC: I realize this price rediculous considering what you get for it but I want you to have them and also pay something for them so I'm still not officially involved.
IC: West Corinthia to rest of people in this conflict
West Corinthia forwards you the same list of men and vehicles. We will listen to your offers and choose the one we feel benefits us most and send you the goods. Do not take our choice for the recipient as us picking a side. We WILL remain neutral. Our choice rests with monetary offer and benefit to us in other areas.

-Spokesman of West Corinthia

UPDATE
We would be most willing to serve as the neutral territory for peace talks. If you are still willing by the time this reaches you, just let us know how you feel and we will give you details. If peace talks begin, we will temporarily retract our mercenary offer from all nations.
-Vasili Kotov, Emperor of West Corinthia

From the government of West Corinthia to MelekTaus
We have 280,000 trained soldiers we are willing to send to you as "International Mercenaries." Officially, they are available to anyone for a price, though I would much rather see you take them for a minuscule fee. Among them are:
-50,000 snipers, each armed with a Dragunov SVD, Vektor CP1 pistol, camo, grenades, and a knife
-30,000 engineers, each armed with either an MP5 or FNP90, Vektor CP1 pistol, RPG-7, landmines, camo, grenades, and a knife
-170,000 regular infantry, each armed with either an AK-103 (with GP-30 underbarrel grenade launcher) or M249 SAW, Vektor CP1 pistol, RPG-7, camo, grenades, and a knife
-29,000 Vehicle Specialists, each armed with either an MP5 or FNP90, Vektor CP1 pistol, camo, grenades, and a knife (these men are trained to operate various military vehicles, but not planes)
-1,000 Pilots, each armed with Vektor CP1 pistol, camo, knife, and smoke grenades (these can fly planes or helicopters)
They come with all the other equipment they will need and we will even include some vehicles for an additional price:
-5,000 T-72 Tanks $1,000,000
-2,000 Cargo Trucks/troop transports $500,000
-100 As 90 Artillery Units $1,000,000
-100 UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopters $500,000
-200 Mi-24 Hinds $500,000
-50 C-17 transports $1,000,000
-100 Yak 141 Fighters $1,000,000
Your total should you choose to purchase troops only: $5,000,000
Your total troops + vehicles: $10,500,000
OOC: I realize this price rediculous considering what you get for it but I want you to have them and also pay something for them so I'm still not officially involved.
IC: West Corinthia to rest of people in this conflict
West Corinthia forwards you the same list of men and vehicles. We will listen to your offers and choose the one we feel benefits us most and send you the goods. Do not take our choice for the recipient as us picking a side. We WILL remain neutral. Our choice rests with monetary offer and benefit to us in other areas.
-Spokesman of West Corinthia

MelekTaus is willing to pay you the full priced asked for the force, plus an additional $50 mil USD for the services. The Mercenaries can rest assured they will have all logistics needed given to them, as well as a good comradship with our soldiers. Any mercs who wish to remain in our employment after this situation will recieve full benefits of a MelekTaus soldier, as well as citizenship with MelekTaus after a period of 2 years should they wish for it.

We accept your most generous offer. The men and vehicles are being prepared to move out of our own country. The government has increased military spending to factories to get their vehicle numbers back up to normal.

We accept your most generous offer. The men and vehicles are being prepared to move out of our own country. The government has increased military spending to factories to get their vehicle numbers back up to normal.

The nation of MelekTaus will send the full sum to the nation of Wesh Corinthia via wiring to multiple Swiss accounts, the passwords and details of them will be sent vian encrypted burst message to your nation's leader. Thank you for this transaction.

[ Wow. Why do I feel like the guy held back from fighting someone else? Mmph. ]

Office of Foreign Affairs, Gejigrad

TABThe government of Gejigrad would like to express its thanks to the nation of Kahanistan for their generosity, but, in the style of our friend MalakTaus, our military will not stand down entirely until the successful close of the talks Kahanistan has offered to host.