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We (The Isle Of Death Bringing) Have declared WAR on the punitive nation of Sambosia. You have 48 hours to reply. We will begin our attack as soon as you fire the first shot.




:sniper: :mp5



(note: we are newbies and have no idea what we are doing.)

Here's advice: read the stickies.

Indeed, stickies are your friends...

Hey....wait, do you want nukes? I can give you nukes!

*rubs hand together*

Just give me the names of your cities and I'll send them RIGHT to you! PLEASE OH PLEASE, I'LL DO IT FOR FREE!

We (The Isle Of Death Bringing) Have declared WAR on the punitive nation of Sambosia. You have 48 hours to reply. We will begin our attack as soon as you fire the first shot.




:sniper: :mp5



(note: we are newbies and have no idea what we are doing.)


Official declaration to the leaders of the Isle of Death Bringing:

From the office of his most holy satanic Imperial Majesty, Anton Levski IV
To the leader/s of the Isle of Death Bringing

We, the Imperial Government, and the Royal Emperor, have taken great offense to your seemingly unprovoked declaration of war on a sovereign state. There for we ask you to stand down, and to cease and distist. You have 2 days (24 hours in Real Life time) to dismantle any and all invasion forces, and to call off your declaration of war. If you fail to accomplish this, we will be forced to declare war on your nation, and aid Sambosia's military forces. We are also considering taking further action, in the form of both an invasion of your lands, and our Maritime and Silo nuclear arsenal will not be discounted as options. We wait your reply.

Have a nice day...

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To: The Isle of Death Bringing

Greetings from the Libertarian Concordance of Czardas! While we are pleased and honored to welcome a new nation onto the international scene, we however note with concern your declaration of war without stating any reason for doing so or indeed without putting nearly enough detail in. We would like to respectfully advise your national leader(s) to read the threads at the top of the forum headed by the prefix "Sticky:", or your entire populace if you have no national leader(s) like Czardas... then again not many nations are like Czardas, I seem to have noticed... oh well... er, where was I? Damn, I should learn to stop playing Civ IV while I write diplomatic messages. Bleh.

Anyway, we look forward to opening some kind of diplomatic relations with you after you complete your perusal of the aforementioned threads, and have a pleasant day.

~ Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
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OOC: I do hope everyone realises now, as I just have, that Sambosia is now a non-existant nation, if it ever existed according to NS.... I think that Navajo had intended to 'invade' a made up nation, thinking that's how you do it here. xP

OOC: Really? I thought Sambiosa was another n00b...

[ooc:] No, I'm an idiot and don't know how to use the "Find Nation" box on the world page.

[ooc:] No, I'm an idiot and don't know how to use the "Find Nation" box on the world page.

OOC: Good to know :P I was too lazy to look for it...

OOC: I have a feeling we all scared Navajo off... How UN-Warrior like of him...