NationStates Jolt Archive

I, the supreme commander of all military forces of the coalition of nations known as hanger 11 including that of the holy republic of wootdotcom, officialy offer this declaration as a sign of our undying hatred pointed at your utter misuse of the name caboose. This is out of courtasy, and we our now sending our highly trained special ops commandos to blow the holy hell out of your region. See you in hell F***ers!:mp5: :upyours:

You're sending your soldiers to die, because of the name of someone's army?

-International Response-
Lone Alliance Colonies declares war upon the entire region of Hanger 11.
(Note to Wootdotcom, don't try and scare with a region with a max population of 151 million)

If a single bullet is fired by Wootdotcomian military personell outside of their homeland towards citizens of other sovereign nations, will Madnestan step in, using whatever means necessary to stop this utter sillynes.

We also ask Lone Alliance to kindly pull back their DoW for now, to avoid unneeded bloodshed.

Warchief Tamujid, The Minister of Everything in
Heavily Armed Republic of Madnestan

You have got to be kidding. Have you even asked your regions members in a democratic poll, or have you "overpowered them all"
The PGC's [I]security guard[s/I] could probably fight you to a stand still. Heck, throw in the tailors of the Nordic Union's Premier Coombac Kidd could and your army would be in a full route.


Minister of Information and Secretary of Communication of the PGC, Greyson Postman.

Tigerlan Will Compleatly Wipe out you and your pitifull allies if you do not stand down right now!

OCC: Congrats, you are the 1 millionth dumbass on NS.)

OCC: Congrats, you are the 1 millionth dumbass on NS.)
OOC: Shouldn't it be just "millionth dumbass", or "1st Millionth dumbass"? That sentence seems just somehow wrong...

--Press Release from the office of PM Timothy Kaine of The Beltway--
The Beltway notes with sadness the increasing tendency of young nations to declare war for trifling and foolish reasons. Perhaps national leaders should learn to first begin ordinary diplomatic relations with other nations, rather than have their first step into foreign affairs be to declare war upon nations? It is rather depressing, especially given the costs that wars bring to nations' economies, militaries, prestige, populations, and general welfare.
--End of Press Release--

This person's first post was to declare war, and on an entire region at that. Oy!

OOC: lol one ONLY one of my Star Destroyers can lay waste to your pathetic army

You're sending your soldiers to die, because of the name of someone's army?

OOC: Worse reasons have been given in the past... by supposedly 'pro' RPers too, in fact...

OOC: lol one ONLY one of my Star Destroyers can lay waste to your pathetic army

OOC: Now if only Star Wars was a documentary instead of a fantasy movie...!

--Press Release from the office of PM Timothy Kaine of The Beltway--
The Beltway notes with sadness the increasing tendency of young nations to declare war for trifling and foolish reasons. Perhaps national leaders should learn to first begin ordinary diplomatic relations with other nations, rather than have their first step into foreign affairs be to declare war upon nations? It is rather depressing, especially given the costs that wars bring to nations' economies, militaries, prestige, populations, and general welfare.
--End of Press Release--

This person's first post was to declare war, and on an entire region at that. Oy! The Empire of Anglo-Utopia agrees with this statement made by PM Timothy Kaine of The Beltway.

This DoW is not just laughable, but totally unrealistic and the EoAU can see no real threat...Just a pain in the arse at most.

1000 n00bkler missiles are being sent to blow up Hanger 11
~Joseph Ulof. The NEW Minister of Dealing with Stupid Nations (Because the old one went crazy from all the dumbass n00bs around NS and shot himself)

The Armed Republic of Mationsbuds has oficially ordered the Mationsbuds Royal Navy (MRN) and the Mationsbuds Armed Forces (MAF) to stanby to assist any nation which requires assistance against Wootdotcom and its allies . We feel that Wootdotcom is very rediculuous to declare war just because of a name !

Regards ,
Martin Luther , Secretary Dictatorial office

OOC: lol one ONLY one of my Star Destroyers can lay waste to your pathetic army

OOC: This is clearly and MT war. Your star destroyes would therefore be easily delt with the famous Ignorecannon.

OOC: Worse reasons have been given in the past... by supposedly 'pro' RPers too, in fact...
[ooc: Yeah, Operation Hellfire was the result of Damien Dreadfire's inferiority complexes and AMF's RL boredom... :p then the Imperium is also fast becoming one of II's resident warmongers, we tend to go to war at the slightest provocation lol...]

' War can have no winners; yet only those who lose can win. '
Last words of Emperor Savarticus I

Archon-General Mantari climbed the stairs into the Upper Observatory of Nathmar Military Base and glanced at the various lieutenants and personnel waiting at their stations. Abruptly, pushing several dark hairs back from his forehead, he said in his curt and rasping voice: "Are we all ready?"

"Yes sir!"

"Excellent! On Mark One, all personnel will get to battle stations at once. On Mark Two, fire the mounted cannons... you know what to do."

Mantari smiled and looked expectantly at the personnel. The Imperium's finest military officers, trained from birth to fight... battling in yet another glorious mission... victory would be theirs. The Imperium would triumph once more, as it always had... the failures, like Nueve Italia, were lost to history.

"Mark one!"

The personnel began scrambling to their stations, pulling up displays, putting on headsets... controls sprang to life in their hands as the small and insignificant nation was targeted, the top-quality Imperial tracking equipment aided by satellite and recon UAV intel, the RADAR, LADAR, LIDAR, and IR guidance of the fearsome weapons springing into full gear...

"Mark two!"

The air sang with the sounds of 1,400 Mk 63 I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons lobbing their payloads towards the area in question in unison, the cannon fire screaming down upon Wootdotcom... yet another Imperial victory over n00bs who failed to make the simple effort of reading the stickies. It would be their downfall in the end...

OOC: lol one ONLY one of my Star Destroyers can lay waste to your pathetic army

OOC: Why do people respond to stupidity -with- stupidity?

OOC: Why do people respond to stupidity -with- stupidity?
[ooc: Hmm... because they're stupid?

Dishonorable Scum's signature said it, not me! Put down that torch!]

OOC: Now if only Star Wars was a documentary instead of a fantasy movie...!

:eek: You mean it WASN'T a documentary!?! :confused:

have fun

but remember your arming will have to be shooing below YOUR belts
have fun

Wallace the lawn gnome
have a nice day
we may be short but we know have to use poise oak

:D :D :D :D :D

have fun

but remember your arming will have to be shooing below YOUR belts
have fun

Wallace the lawn gnome
have a nice day
we may be short but we know have to use poise oak

:D :D :D :D :D


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<_<

>_>

what. . .

the hell. . .




did that guy just say. . .?

OOC: *wiping tears from eyes* I read that like 20 times and I just laughed harder every time. I can't even type I'm laughing so hard.