No_State_At_All
23-01-2006, 17:13
In a little-known corner of the galaxy occupied by the reclusive nation known as No_State_At_All, strange things were happening:
From the bridge of the patrol frigate Vanguard on the border of NSAA space:
"Sir, we have a hyperspace disturbance on sensors. signature is very similar to ours, but there's something strange about it."
"Whats strange?"
"er, the computer is doing something odd too now sir. and the disturbance is in the same form as ours, but the transponder signal coming through is diferent. it looks... alien, sir."
"what? let me see."
"sir, computer now has an identity for the originating craft of the transponder signal. it says its a ChKarg probe, which will soon be followed by a mothership..."
"Who the hell are the ChKarg?"
"I dont know sir, I've never heard of them."
"SIR, MULTIPLE HYPERSPACE CONTACTS!"
"what? where?"
"All around us sir, and theres ships coming through!"
"sh*t! Battle stations, all systems to full, comms, emergency report to command."
"aye sir, sending report"
"aye sir, all hands, battle stations, battle stations."
"Sir, contacts, all vectors, there are ships coming through those hyperspace nodes."
"detection, what the hell are they?"
"er, sir computer shows them as ChKarg ships, all classes, the big sod over there is the mothership."
"sir, hyperspace distortions have closed. hyperspace is now full of interference. it seems to be emanating from that mothership thing..."
"Sir, incoming hail."
"Onscreen"
"aye sir"
[Static from bridge speakers]
[the screen clears to show the head of an alien being]
<<<<We are the ChKarg. you are using our hyperspace technology. explain from whence you got it, lest we destroy your people>>>>
"Er, we are? hey, anyway, what are you doing in NSAA space?"
<<<<The ChKarg explain their actions to nobody. You will deactivate your weapons immidatly>>>>
"we will?"
<<<<Look around you. if you wish to fight, we will oblige you, but you will not win>>>>
"okay, okay, i get the message, ops, drop sheilds and deactivate weapons."
<<<<Good, you show some signs of sense. Now, answer my question>>>>
"Er, i really dont know what you're talking about, sir."
<<<<Hmm. I believe you are telling the truth. you will take us to your homeworld, where we will find out more>>>>
"like hell we will!"
<<<<If you wish to live, you shall obey>>>>
"Like hell. comms, cut transmission."
[static]
"signal cut sir."
[humming emanates from the air, then several 8 foot tall heavily built creatures appear near the bridge crew]
"Security, to the bridge, sheilds Uaaaaarghhh"
[one of the aliens, moving very very fast, punched the captain in the stomach, and he doubled over in pain]
<<<<You will cease your efforts to resist now, and we will spare your lives>>>>
"Like Huargh..."[as the comms officer replied, another alien picked him up and slammed him down on the floor, breaking both his legs]
<<<<The rest of your ship is now under our control. if you contine to resist, we will kill your entire crew>>>>
"okay, okay, we give up" moaned the captain from his position on the floor. "but why are you doing this?"
<<<<You are using our hyperdrive technology. we wish to know why. nobody but the ChKarg may use ChKarg technology>>>>
"but, but..."
<<<<There will be no buts. you will lead one of our frigates to your homeworld where they will find out why you defy us>>>>
"just one frigate? thats fine. release us and we will co-operate"
<<<<Yes, you shall. you will recieve orders soon>>>>
[humming filled the air again, and the aliens dissapeared]
"Medical team, to the bridge."
"bridge, this is medical, our teams are needed all over the ship, the aliens have caused assorted injuries to about a third of the crew."
"sh*t. well, send up a stretcher for the comms officer, his legs are broken."
"aye aye, i'll send a team as soon as i can. medical out"
"now what do we do?"
From the bridge of the patrol frigate Vanguard on the border of NSAA space:
"Sir, we have a hyperspace disturbance on sensors. signature is very similar to ours, but there's something strange about it."
"Whats strange?"
"er, the computer is doing something odd too now sir. and the disturbance is in the same form as ours, but the transponder signal coming through is diferent. it looks... alien, sir."
"what? let me see."
"sir, computer now has an identity for the originating craft of the transponder signal. it says its a ChKarg probe, which will soon be followed by a mothership..."
"Who the hell are the ChKarg?"
"I dont know sir, I've never heard of them."
"SIR, MULTIPLE HYPERSPACE CONTACTS!"
"what? where?"
"All around us sir, and theres ships coming through!"
"sh*t! Battle stations, all systems to full, comms, emergency report to command."
"aye sir, sending report"
"aye sir, all hands, battle stations, battle stations."
"Sir, contacts, all vectors, there are ships coming through those hyperspace nodes."
"detection, what the hell are they?"
"er, sir computer shows them as ChKarg ships, all classes, the big sod over there is the mothership."
"sir, hyperspace distortions have closed. hyperspace is now full of interference. it seems to be emanating from that mothership thing..."
"Sir, incoming hail."
"Onscreen"
"aye sir"
[Static from bridge speakers]
[the screen clears to show the head of an alien being]
<<<<We are the ChKarg. you are using our hyperspace technology. explain from whence you got it, lest we destroy your people>>>>
"Er, we are? hey, anyway, what are you doing in NSAA space?"
<<<<The ChKarg explain their actions to nobody. You will deactivate your weapons immidatly>>>>
"we will?"
<<<<Look around you. if you wish to fight, we will oblige you, but you will not win>>>>
"okay, okay, i get the message, ops, drop sheilds and deactivate weapons."
<<<<Good, you show some signs of sense. Now, answer my question>>>>
"Er, i really dont know what you're talking about, sir."
<<<<Hmm. I believe you are telling the truth. you will take us to your homeworld, where we will find out more>>>>
"like hell we will!"
<<<<If you wish to live, you shall obey>>>>
"Like hell. comms, cut transmission."
[static]
"signal cut sir."
[humming emanates from the air, then several 8 foot tall heavily built creatures appear near the bridge crew]
"Security, to the bridge, sheilds Uaaaaarghhh"
[one of the aliens, moving very very fast, punched the captain in the stomach, and he doubled over in pain]
<<<<You will cease your efforts to resist now, and we will spare your lives>>>>
"Like Huargh..."[as the comms officer replied, another alien picked him up and slammed him down on the floor, breaking both his legs]
<<<<The rest of your ship is now under our control. if you contine to resist, we will kill your entire crew>>>>
"okay, okay, we give up" moaned the captain from his position on the floor. "but why are you doing this?"
<<<<You are using our hyperdrive technology. we wish to know why. nobody but the ChKarg may use ChKarg technology>>>>
"but, but..."
<<<<There will be no buts. you will lead one of our frigates to your homeworld where they will find out why you defy us>>>>
"just one frigate? thats fine. release us and we will co-operate"
<<<<Yes, you shall. you will recieve orders soon>>>>
[humming filled the air again, and the aliens dissapeared]
"Medical team, to the bridge."
"bridge, this is medical, our teams are needed all over the ship, the aliens have caused assorted injuries to about a third of the crew."
"sh*t. well, send up a stretcher for the comms officer, his legs are broken."
"aye aye, i'll send a team as soon as i can. medical out"
"now what do we do?"