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BOOKABOOKACITY, UZI -- In a speech delivered today by His Awesome Majesty, Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn, a decree was announced. Of course, Holy Uzibookabeckistani News Network carried his speech.

"By special new Uzibookabeckistani decree we are issuing to state that all Bigtopians who reside in the sacred, oil-rich boundaries of Uzibookabeckistan are to be purged for their crimes against Allah," said His Powerfulness. He continued with righteous might, "By my Crown Prince of Counting's estimates that is over fourteen thousand Bigtopians to be cleansed. Fourteen thousand Bigtopians shall be liberated from their heads, the source of their filthy infidel ideas. We gave them last chance and they no take last chance."

Our Mighty Handsomeness said, "And to the heathen world (and our peaceful Muslim blood brothers whom we love and cherish for their devotion to Allah), do not think of this as wrong. We only be freeing our nation of scum and heathenry who do not belong in Allah's world. They no follow Allah; they fall under blessed fire and His vengeful sword."

Eliminations of infidel Bigtopians are scheduled to begin tomorrow at noon, following everyone's favorite television show, Allah & Friends. Executions shall be one Bigtopian every fifteen minutes in Bookabooka City's square at Behead Block until, says Crown Prince of Punishment, "we run out of Bigtopians." May Allah be with you.

Coming up after some righteous words by our mullah sponsers, we show you proper technique to cut infidel throat with rusty pocketknife. But up first: a look at the weather and Allah's really scorching our faithful asses with this heat..."

Messgae from Imam Hasan bin Laden
It is with great sorrow that I heard the message from what I had thought to be a blessed nation, That Uzibookabeckistan sees fit to murder its own, peaceful citizens in Allah's name is a crime againt Allah himself. Does not the sacred Qu'ran preach peace to our brothers whether or not they be of faith? what is a heathen but one waiting to be converted in His holy name. Allah himself preached to Muhhamed that the people of the book were sacred. Put down your swords brothers before you commit an sin against Allah. If these bogtopians chafe you so then Mondoth would be willing to accept them, as would countless others. Allahu Ackbar.

Mondoth:
WE the saviors of heads have seant 10,000 troops, a battleship, and an aircraft carrier. We like people to keep their heads.

OOC: MT, right? IF not, ignore this post.

IC:
"Descipable! They murder by cutting off their own people' heads? Wha--?" Freeds Astyo looked at a general. "What shall we do?"
The general straigtened up. "Well, sir, I think we should send troops to stop them."
Hmm, yes," responded another general. "Then get the whole Muslim world on our *ss*s? Sure, if you want a logical way to commit suicide."
Astyo shook his head. "No, I agree. We should stop this."

OOC: When you begin the exucutions, don't kill them all, just kill a few.

Mondoth:
WE the saviors of heads have seant 10,000 troops, a battleship, and an aircraft carrier. We like people to keep their heads.

OOC: Ummm...one carrier and one battleship? Not a good idea. I sure hope it isn't your intention to fight with just two warships are a brigade-sized ground invasion force, because that can turn ugly, fast.

In addition, how do you intend to transport those ten thousand soldiers, and is it your intention to just land them in Uzibookabeckistan at once when they have arrived? If so, I believe you will have some difficulties.

IC:

Her Majesty's Government wishes to express great sorrow at this inhumane treatment of innocent Bigtopians by the Government of Mondoth.

~ Diplomatic Representative of the Military Regency of Romandeos.

OOC: Mondoth, do I have permission to become involved in this more thoroughly?

OOC: that ncludes the neccecary transport and auxillary craft, and on your reccommendation,

IC: 5 more aircraft carriers and auxillary craft are being sent as well as 12,000 more troops if you do not stand down on your genocide.

whoa! I'm not the one cutting heads off! Thats Uzibookabeckistan you're looking for, I just sent a message of dissaproval his way.

whoa! I'm not the one cutting heads off! Thats Uzibookabeckistan you're looking for, I just sent a message of dissaproval his way.

OOOC:...My apologies, I typed the wrong name. I guess I need more sleep these days...I hate me.

Right, Uzibookabeckistan, do I have your permission to get involved more thoroughly in this?

The Grand Duchy of Nordpole, while not yet equipped militarilly at this time, officially condemns this genocidal act of cruelty and urges all armed nations to take military action.

Regards,
Grand Duke Nicholas Sancte-Klaus IV

OOC: Everyone is welcome in except for the n00bs who are sending all those ships and whatnot. Romandeos, you are welcome. And yes, MT.

IC:

Behead Block: Bookabooka City, Uzibookabeckistan

"Show him the true meaning of Allah," said a supervising officer in a purple uniform. He held an AK-47 in his hands.

"Yes, sir," replied an executioner with a ceremonial long Booka sword by his side; there had been so many deaths in the past two days that executioners had to trade places so they wouldn't get tired out.

Two guards forced a Bigtopian man to his knees before the blood-soaked wooden platform. They fitted his hands in fetters and forced his head into the neck lock. He shrieked cries of terror and pleas for mercy, but they all fell on deaf ears. The executioner raised his mighty sword over his head and, at the signal of the officer, let loose all of its kiling fury. The blade severed the prisoner's head cleanly; it rolled away across the execution stage. The officer kicked it off the stage where it landed in a growing grisly collection of other severed heads...hundreds of them.

In fifteen minutes, another Bigtopian would lose his head. So far, the count had reached over eight hundred dead (a smaller number than there should have been, but His Awesome Majesty had postponed the executions so he wouldn't miss a marathon of Cooking with Mohammed, his favorite TV show).

______________________

Abu (terrorist on left; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): Mohammed, what think you of these infidels?

Mohammed (terrorist on right; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): I think they shame Allah, Abu. We should Jihad.

Abu (terrorist on left; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): Yes. Jihad, we should.

Mohammed (terrorist on right; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): Wait. What about goat-head game tonight? Can't Jihad if goat-head game be on.

Abu (terrorist on left; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): Ahh, you be right, Mohammed. Let me check goat-head game schedule. *checks schedule*

Mohammed (terrorist on right; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): Well? Do we Jihad tonight?

Abu (terrorist on left; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): Jihad tonight! Tell the camel hearder, S'mall Peen-iz, about our jihad, Mohammed.

Mohammed (terrorist on right; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): Wait again. What about Survivor? Mohammed no Jihad if Survivor on.

Abu (terrorist on left; translated from Uzibookabeckistanian): *checks TV listings* Good news, Mohammed! Survivor not on tonight; we Jihad instead.

TO BE CONTINUED...

And thus concludes another fascinating episode of Allah & Friends, Uzibookabeckistan's most popular television show. Hello and welcome to a special newscast of the Holy Uzibookabeckistani News Network also known as Al'Fahanarana News. His Wealthy, Youthful, and Always Eager to Marry Majesty, Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn, released a new statement today as the cleansing of Bigtopian infidels continues.

"We no afraid of foreign threats for we have free will to eliminate pesky Bigtopian infidel slime. They have no place in Uzibookabeckistan, soiling our holy...umm...soil. We give them warning and they no accept warning. So we cut off heads. That is how problems are handled according to our sacred law, handed to us by our faith in the merciful Allah. Those who the peaceful Allah shall die by His majestic sword."

His Amazingness also went on to say, in regards to the nation of Mondoth, "Imam Hasan bin Laden is fake Muslim. He strike Allah in the face with blasphemy and evil infidel comments."

It is said that five Bigtopians were shot personally by His Royal Majesty simply to vent his outrage of Mondoth's leader and his mistake of not capitalizing "he" and "him" in reference to the Almighty, citing that as the prime evidence of Imam bin Laden's lack of faith.

Now to sports, where the Bookabooka Righteous Fire defeated the Shrine City Shrieking Sheiks of the Burning Sand in a match of bookaball last night in a thrilling game...

Secret Diplomatic Communication to Uzibookabeckistan:

Begging your pardon, but are we to understand that His Most Holy Majesty is unmarried?

~ Jamie Bladen, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Military Regency of Romandeos.

Secret Diplomatic Communication to Uzibookabeckistan:

Begging your pardon, but are we to understand that His Most Holy Majesty is unmarried?

~ Jamie Bladen, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Military Regency of Romandeos.

Oh, on the contrary, His Awesomeness Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn has currently seventy-six wives who have spawned his one hundred twenty-four children (with eighteen more currently on the way!). He is, however, always on the look out for new wives. The Most Serene Repubic requests to know why you want this information.

Allah be with you.

Toruk Ajiff Mohammed Roh
Crown Prince of Foreign Affairs

Oh, on the contrary, His Awesomeness Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn has currently seventy-six wives who have spawned his one hundred twenty-four children (with eighteen more currently on the way!). He is, however, always on the look out for new wives. The Most Serene Repubic requests to know why you want this information.

Allah be with you.

Toruk Ajiff Mohammed Roh
Crown Prince of Foreign Affairs

I have to admit, that is a large family. We were just wondering if some kind of...arrangement can be made to keep the Bigtopians alive, and get them out of Uzibookabeckistan.

More can be discussed should you express interest.

~ Jamie Bladen, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Military Regency of Romandeos.

Uzibookabeckistan:
Cease this insanity. You have nothing at all to gain from these Killings. You may forcibly remove them from your coutry if you wish, We will take them. The other possibility of an act on your part is the ingnoring of this letter an continuing the genocide. We offer the removal of all "Infidels" free of charge.

Sincerely,

Foriegn minister of Admiral-Bell

OOC: who are you calling a noob

To: International Community
From: McKagan State Department
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan

Yet again a crackpot dictator has used the name of his imaginary best friend as an excuse to carry out his own racist, intolerant and quite ignorant ideas. How can we allow this to happen? We understand about each nations right to sovereignty, but does that really matter once a nation starts willingly executing people who its HUMAN leader declare "evil." It is suggested that every nation who have a shred of love for human life begin to ready military forces for a show of force that will bring these religious nuts to the negotiations table.

Uzibookabeckistan:
Cease this insanity. You have nothing at all to gain from these Killings. You may forcibly remove them from your coutry if you wish, We will take them. The other possibility of an act on your part is the ingnoring of this letter an continuing the genocide. We offer the removal of all "Infidels" free of charge.

Sincerely,

Foriegn minister of Admiral-Bell

OOC: who are you calling a noob

OOC: You for your statement of

WE the saviors of heads have seant 10,000 troops, a battleship, and an aircraft carrier. We like people to keep their heads.

That's n00bish. Bugger off.

IC:

Admiral-Bell: There will be no trade of infidel Bigtopians. They must die by sword and Allah's righteous fire.

McKagan: Your heathen ways will be repaid when the Almighty revists this world and casts all those who oppose Him into the world of fire and ravaging death. You do not belong on Allah's fertile soil, infidel slime, and are now an official enemy of the Most Serene Republic.

Romandeos: The Most Serene Republic does not understand where you intend to lead with this talk of family and trade. Clarify your positions and then we may speak.

Allah be with you.

Toruk Ajiff Mohammed Roh
Crown Prince of Foreign Affairs

Your heathen ways will be repaid when the Almighty revists this world and casts all those who oppose Him into the world of fire and ravaging death. You do not belong on Allah's fertile soil, infidel slime, and are now an official enemy of the Most Serene Republic.

To: Crazy Jesus Warrior Dude
From: (Evil Heathen) McKagan State Department
Subject: Gay Sex Videos For Sale! Buy Now, Only $1.99 on MPPV!

Until then, we will destroy all you know and pray for. We here in McKagan hate everything, from man-and-woman unions to morality itself. We are out to turn your daughters into lesbians, and until Satan allows us to complete that task, we will be busy doing the pope sexual favours at Hitlers Pot and Commie Jizzporium.

-Disclaimer: The above is merely a mocking of what the McKagan State Departments' messages are obviously being intepreted as by you. They are not serious statements, and should not be taken as such.

ooc: Uzibookabeckistan: I appollogize for my noobish statement, may I still RP?

Borderstanee News Network, Hafenhaf City-

...And for tonights top story; Ahdis Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan, gave a speech from his palace balcony today, applauding Uzibookabeckistan's new effort to cleanse the world of infidels who would besmirch the name of Allah, the one true god. He stated that he is certain that despite the "unenlightened protests made by nations of unbelievers, Uzibookabeckistan's act of faith will be completed, as Allah wills it".

In an uncommon display of unity, the High Sheikh and Headman of the Abidabot tribe, Akhil Demhal, showed his support of the First Sheikh's speech by personally shooting a whole round of bullets into the air with his ceremonial AK-47. Determined not to be out-done by the Abidaboth leader, the Headman of the Eithero tribe called in the three Eitheror High Sheikhs, and formally executed a prisoner with his own ceremonial automatic rifle.
In a meeting between the three leaders, Ahdis Eezhard announced that Borderstan would be prepared to send any military support which Uzibookabeckistan may require. The First Sheikh went on to say that this military support would only become necessary should the infidel nations be so uncivilized as to launch a military assault on Uzibookabeckistan, and attempt to stop the holy cleansing. This decision has been supported by Headman and High Sheikh Akhil Demhal of the Ahbidabot and Headman Amil Ytariman, and his council of High Sheikhs, who demonstrated their support by publicly executing a number of Bigtopian unbelievers residing on Borderstanee soil.

This new alliance between the warring tribes has also brought a strange absence of daily gunfire, a noise which many people have said to be soothing and calming. Borderstanee farmer Mahmat Loudih complained that his cattle were restless in the sudden silence, and that they had failed to produce the usual amount of milk "because the sound of anti-tank guns in the distance, and automatic rifles firing across the valley is good for milk production. This new cease-fire will cost many farmers to lose many Bullets, many Bullets." When asked if he feels that the raiding parties should continue their usual attacks, he replied with a simple 'Inshallah'.

As much as the people of Borderstan support war in all its forms, the sudden end of the usual cycle of attack and retaliation between the Abidabot and the Eithero has caused a growing concern about how life in Borderstan will be, should the truce coninue.
More developments at seven.

McKagan: The Most Serene Republic does not worship the false figure, Jesus Christ, so your statement of "Crazy Jesus Warrior Dude" is lost on us. We condem you for your vile mockery and hereby cease communications with your heathen nation filled with infidel scum. Be gone.

Admiral-Bell: Apology accepted. You may return.

Borderstan: The Most Serene Republic embraces such unity between our fellow Muslim brethren and openly welcome with wide, warm arms the proposal you have addressed. Should any military assistance be required to expel the heathen infidel scum if they dare to touch our holy (and oil-rich) fertile soil that Allah Himself has blessed, we shall come to you for aid. Allah bless us in our stand against imperial infidels. The righteous cleansing shall continue until they be no more Bigtopians in our lands.

Allah be with you.

Toruk Ajiff Mohammed Roh
Crown Prince of Foreign Affairs

OOC: Yet another "Oh Look at me I'm commiting Genocide to get attention!"
You lose, Good day sir!

IC: The Lone Alliance gives full support to whoever wipes this government off the map and will help to replace it with a better one.

OOC: Deja vu? :OOC

"You've got to be kiddin', no way another country would try that again, not right after the scene two days ago."

"But they really did do it. What are we going to do about it this time?"

"The same as last time, it worked back then..."

To: Uzibookabeckistan
"The Exodian government states the following:

As with the case of Kuampala mere days ago, it is not tolerable for a country to commit genocide among its own people. It is also unacceptable to commit crimes, and then claim to be acting in the name of beings that do not exist.

These pointless acts of murder must be stopped immediatly, or The Exodians will not try to stop any of the other countries that will try to invade in the name of justice. Furthermore it is demanded that the Bigtopian population in the country is deported to less hostile environments as fast as possible to assure no harm is done to them in the future."

"Sir, they stopped taking messages from us. Orders?"

A military communications officer assigned to the McKagan Central Intelligence Division sat at the McKagan State Department Communications Relay in Kurora, McKagan. His job was to be the link between politicians and military commanders in the field. The Military Commander at the State Department, charged with answering foreign policy force projections, quickly put in a call to President Tony Johnson.

Exactly Twenty Seven minutes later a phone call came back.

"John, are you sure we should launch an attack?" Tony Johnson said through the phoneline to his commander, making sure that the commander actually had a reason to launch an attack.

"Yes, it'll be just a single strike, so you don't need senate approval to order it. They won't be able to prove it was us, so an all out war won't start for some time, and then other nations will be involved and it won't be as hard of a decision."

"Just do a good job, don't get sloppy, and make sure the morning paper I read tommorow is either quiet about this or filled with pages of satellite images of what our cruise missiles did, ok?"

"Got it, sir."

The phone line hang up. McKagan was preparing to strike a nation...

-

The prime asset the Imperial McKagan Navy had at enforcing McKagan policy change was that it held an ungodly number of submarines. Most of them were deployed in any of the nations 7 colonies to patrol shipping lanes and keep the economy flowing, but several were sent on deep ocean missions to spy and provide a missile armament to commanders. The standard deep sea submarine was a Sultan Class SSN, which carried 80 Cruise Missiles. Because the nation sent them so deep, there was almost always one near a conflict, although it would lack in its support from other units.

Some of these forward strikes had been disasterous. Once in firing into a nation, the intel was bad and instead of leveling a military base, a hospital was destroyed. Several times the idea of not knowing who struck was lost when the submarine was identified. Now, however, all those problems had been solved. SST's in space identified most presidential palaces easily, and now most mistakes were eliminated. It was laughable that some nations tried to hide their governmental complexes, the activity and just a few news broadcasts revealed anything the SST didn't.

So here we are. SSN-S-205 sits somewhere off the coast of Uzibookabeckistan.

-

"Captain sir, messages coming in from the satellite. We've got a target list to engage immediately? Cool."

The Weapons Officer on the nightshift had a smirk. Cool wasn't exactly a standard word. But standard didn't quite cut it out here in the middle of some ocean in the middle of nowhere. It wasn't by procedure to have drinks on the bridge, either, but most Sultan Class SSN's had them installed.

"Interesting. What are they?"

The Captain, a young, blonde female asked from her secured command chair. She had several data links in the chairarms, she could have just tapped a few buttons and got the communication, but she didn't feel like it. She liked commanding the old way. She had been on a previous 6 month tour on an old Seawolf Class Submarine, where it wasn't as integrated as a Sultan. She liked it that way.

"We've got a request for a cruise missile strike against a Presidential Palace type deal, and possible future missions in the theatre. We're supposed to escape and avoid detection after the strike though."


A few minutes later the SSN had came up to its launch position, a few meters below the surface. Suddenly, missiles launched. A total of 15, aimed directly at the Presidential Palace. Their goal wasn't to kill the Awesome Majesty, but merely to piss him off, and get him talking again.

Moments after the launch, the submarine returned to its maximum depth again. No one could prove it was a McKagan attack, no one could launch a counter offensive... it was perfect.

Romandeos: The Most Serene Republic does not understand where you intend to lead with this talk of family and trade. Clarify your positions and then we may speak.

Allah be with you.

Toruk Ajiff Mohammed Roh
Crown Prince of Foreign Affairs

Secret Diplomatic Communication to Uzibookabeckistan:

Essentially, Her Majesty, Regent Taunja Lockeheart of Romandeos is willing to arrange a contribution to His Royal Majesty's family in exchange for at least some of the Bigtopians being sent alive to Romandeos.

~ Jamie Bladen, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Military Regency of Romandeos.

OOC: I'm just fumbling along here at the moment.

Robert Muck sat down. It was a good chair, the CO's. He had to be on the bridge of the USS Republic when he gave the order. He took a breath, stood again and said "Attack". The word floated through the air a moment then was finally brought into action. 1700 small attack boats took off with a cargo of persons at arms and an assorted bunch of cruisers, frigaites, and destroyers did their best to cover them. They didn't expect much landing resistance, but you neve know. After them, 400 odd planes took to the air.
Robert Muck Walked for the elevator and entered. He dropped to the planning room where he called his tactical staff. "It aint a war yet, but it will be soon."

Uzibookabeckistan:
We have, as you probably know, launched our invasion. Please, for the last time,
stand down. Also our troops will only attack if attacked. They will simply move to the capital, take the Bigtopians, and leave. You may make this a war or not.

Sincerely,

Foreign Minister of Admiral-Bell
Robert Muck Commander in chief of Admiral-Bell Military

Robert Muck sat down. It was a good chair, the CO's. He had to be on the bridge of the USS Republic when he gave the order. He took a breath, stood again and said "Attack". The word floated through the air a moment then was finally brought into action. 1700 small attack boats took off with a cargo of persons at arms and an assorted bunch of cruisers, frigaites, and destroyers did their best to cover them. They didn't expect much landing resistance, but you neve know. After them, 400 odd planes took to the air.
Robert Muck Walked for the elevator and entered. He dropped to the planning room where he called his tactical staff. "It aint a war yet, but it will be soon."

Uzibookabeckistan:
We have, as you probably know, launched our invasion. Please, for the last time,
stand down. Also our troops will only attack if attacked. They will simply move to the capital, take the Bigtopians, and leave. You may make this a war or not.

Sincerely,

Foreign Minister of Admiral-Bell
Robert Muck Commander in chief of Admiral-Bell Military

OOC: We're a land-locked nation. There's no coast to land on. Maybe I was wrong about accepting that apology...

Before you waste a valuable source of labor, consider donating them to our Associate Teams. Our HR dept. here at the Great People's Corporation of WalCHINAmart are always looking for ways to lower prices (always!) and think your Bigtopians would make great acquisitions. In turn, we'll donate 20 tons of our nightsoil--the prized droppings of the Great Proletariate--to assist in your energy development.

Think it over,

Mun Yi Bags
Ambassador at Large
The People's Corporation of WalCHINAmart
Los Angeles California

PS: We are holding a sale on all sharp knives in our tool section.

Secret Diplomatic Communication to Uzibookabeckistan:

Essentially, Her Majesty, Regent Taunja Lockeheart of Romandeos is willing to arrange a contribution to His Royal Majesty's family in exchange for at least some of the Bigtopians being sent alive to Romandeos.

~ Jamie Bladen, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Military Regency of Romandeos.

OOC: I'm just fumbling along here at the moment.

The Most Serene Republic will be willing to negotiate the release of some Bigtopian infidels if your majesty may find an agreement that we are, uh, in agreement with.

The Lone Alliance and The Exodians: We are exercising our rights to do as we please. The infidels we are executing have violated national law; the punishment is death. We would not harrass your nation for punishing criminals and we expect you to be the same.

May Allah be with you.

Toruk Ajiff Mohammed Roh
Crown Prince of Foreign Affairs

To: Uzbookabeckistan
From: FedAB Foreign Affairs Ministry

We in the Federation are tired of seeing the genocide that occurs across the international landscape, so we are willing to make a deal with you. To spare the lives of more Bigtopians, why not ship them off to the Federation? We will be willing to pay 5 USD for every Bigtopian we take from your lands, and seeing how many you have, this is a very prosperous offer for you. Please consider our deal.

Signed,
Andrew Chambers
FedAB Foreign Affairs Minister

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Official Government Statement
Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria

I find it abhorrent in the extreme that any in this age of enlightenment could find cause to systematically murder other human beings. There is no justification in such an act, neither religious nor practical.

I shall take the stance of Imam Hasan bin Laden of Mondoth; if you do not want these 'Bigtopians', send them to Reloria instead. We shall cover any expenses resulting from their deportation, making it a cheaper and safer alternative to murdering them.

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Newly-Elected Matriarch Zelella Rocca
Leader of the Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria

[OOC: Uzibookabeckistan, if you read on up, I've discreetly fired some cruise missiles at the presidential palace/home/house/whatever in an attempt to piss your president off. There's no way to prove it is anyone, as it could, literally, be anyone. Please post the damage/response/whatever.]

[OOC: Uzibookabeckistan, if you read on up, I've discreetly fired some cruise missiles at the presidential palace/home/house/whatever in an attempt to piss your president off. There's no way to prove it is anyone, as it could, literally, be anyone. Please post the damage/response/whatever.]

OOC: As much as I dislike you using the phrase "there's NO way to prove..." I'll let that go.

IC:

BOOKABOOKACITY, UZI -- In a shocking, horrific, and unAllah attack on one of his Holy Awesomeness' personal palace in Bookabooka City last night. The attack has not been pinned on any infidel perpetrator yet, but a long suspect list has been "scribbled down on many scrolls" says the Crown Prince of Listing Suspects in Surprise Attacks. The Most Serene Republic has "pledged its full resources and many, many, many people to locating" this "intolerable, indecent, and inhuman infidel slimball nation," says the Crown Prince of Delegating Internal Holy Affairs After Christmas But Before Valentines' Day.

Twenty-nine people, including one of the favorite sons of the Crown Prince of Punishment, were martyred by this vicious attack. Allah be with them as they collect their virgins in a better place. This attack was avenged...by the mass execution of three hundred-fifty Bigtopians and the razing of a random village for no particular reason. His Majesty has decided to accelerate the plans for the Bigtopian cleansing by trippling the number of infidels executed every fifteen minutes. "We will," says the Crown Prince of Punishment, grieving for the loss of one of his forty-three sons, "the Bigtopians will be *makes throat slitting gesture with a sickening noise* at three times the rate now. We will show them the courage of Allah."

More on this as we make it up.

OOC: As much as I dislike you using the phrase "there's NO way to prove..." I'll let that go.


[OOC: I know, I know. I basically meant there was no way without RP'ing some pretty nice naval warfare, but it doesn't really matter. IC post to come in just a minute.]

[OOC: I know, I know. I basically meant there was no way without RP'ing some pretty nice naval warfare, but it doesn't really matter. IC post to come in just a minute.]

OOC: I have no access to water; no naval warfare.

OOC: I have no access to water; no naval warfare.

[OOC: Well then it would be a real bitch to catch-and-prove who it is. I was going on the assumption you'd need to capture the submarine. Anyway...]

IC:

SRN International News, McKagan's largest News Station, had been broadcasting small snipets of the conversation between McKagan Officials and Uzibookabeckistan personnel for the last few days. Now that someone had launched a surprise and discreet attack on them, they were running the story much more. Lou Bryant, their extremely secular, liberal icon reporter; was having a field day in mocking the muslims.

"Don't jihad us. I don't like pork either!" Had became a popular item to put on a T-Shirt, sold by SRN.

-

[SSN-S-205, Somewhere South of its last Firing Point]

"Captain Sir, a message from Kurora says that Uzibookabeckistan News Agency's are reporting we killed nearly 30 people in that last attack. Our target list was just updated, too. Apparently they've stepped up the executions. We're supposed to target those execution zones. We've been ordered to try and stay away from the prisoners, but I think it's a given we're going to knock a few of them out. Anyhow, our hope is that some of the important political people will be there watching it and we can get them."

The Communications Officer stopped looking at the last memo that had just came in via ASI Satellite Email. She forwarded it to the Command Chair and the Weapons Station.

A few moments later a much larger attack had been launched. Thirty (30) cruise missiles popped through the surface of the water, activated, and charged towards the Uzibookabeckistan border. They targeted the execution "areanas," and the areas around them. They were using direct strike high explosive charges, not the usual fuel-air mixture. This gave a hope that massive civilian deaths would be spared.

As soon as the last missile fired and the sub's external openings had been resecured, it went back to its maximum depth again. At that depth it was nearly impossible to fire a torpedo, let alone find a submarine.

The Most Serene Republic will be willing to negotiate the release of some Bigtopian infidels if your majesty may find an agreement that we are, uh, in agreement with.

May Allah be with you.

Toruk Ajiff Mohammed Roh
Crown Prince of Foreign Affairs

Excellent. We wish permission to send a formal delegation to make the right arrangements. If you will temporarily cease the executions while negotiations are taking place, we will ask those nations protesting the executions to take no actions against you during said negotiations.

~ Jamie Bladen, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Military Regency of Romandeos.

Top Secret Message From Unknown Source inside Red Tide to Uzibookabeckistani Goverment
"Alright, lets make this short and sweet. We are gunrunners, we have access to plentiful semi-modern weapons. We noticed that you, a country under threat, are wielding seemingly outdated and very old weapons like AK-47s and RPG-7Vs. We can remedy that situation. If you want us to send a representative to discuss details with you about a possible deal, simply make Muhammed fire four shots, no more, no less, of an AK-47(a real one... we know the difference) into the air on the next episode of 'Allah and Friends'. If you give us that signal, we will send a representative to discuss the deal. Thank you."
End Message

OOC:Uzibookabeckistan: You know how hard it is to type your name?

PS:'Allah and Friends', clever.
PSS:That was the Red Tide Mafia. They have access to equipment that is considered Modern by Real Life terms, but by NS terms are considered outdated.

We're a land-locked nation. There's no coast to land on. Maybe I was wrong about accepting that apology...

okay, what nations surround you?

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GDMO Ministry of Defense
Aegis et gladius de populo

The GDMO does not look highly upon religious extremism. The GDMO does not look highly upon wanton murder. Furthermore, the GDMO does not look highly upon tiny countries of 36 million who think that they can commit this atrocity and get away with it.

These Bigtopians have done nothing to harm you. The deserve no harm and shall come to no further harm. Cease and desist your actions. Extradite your Bigtopians to any of the foreign countries who have offered asylum. Murder defiles man; murder in the name of God defiles God. There is little restraining us from sending you to a speedy judgement before your Allah.

Consider this your one and only warning.

GEN. PETER EARLEY
Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff
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Meanwhile, all around the GDMO, land and naval-based missile and air forces have been activated and are put on standby. Various other contingents of the MODF have begun mobilization for possible conflict. Immigration and traffic to and from the GDMO has been temporarily closed off. MOCG and MON frigates and other vessels have been set to patrol GDMO waters and harbors. MOAF fighters and reconnaisance planes have been ordered to patrol GDMO borders and airspace. The National Nuclear Deterence Grid (NNDG) has been activated and put on high alert.

TO: Whoever considers themselves the leaders of Uzibookabeckistan
FROM:Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph

From time to time it has become necessary to set an example of how renegades, genocidal maniacs, and other low-lives need to be treated. I have done this three or four times over the past few years, and am happy that yet another nation has overstepped it's privileges.

I would like to first interject that the nation called Admiral Bell fills me with disgust due to it's begging this slophole of a nation for forgiveness for it's statements. No nation should EVER stoop so low that it begs forgiveness of a nation that holds life in such low esteem.

I don't personally know any Bigtopians, nor do I care much about the nation of Bigtopia one way or another.

I do find it amusing that Uzibookabeckistan has the balls to make statements about Noobs. What's your population.....36 million?

Nonetheless, here's what you, Uzi-boy, are going to do. You will cease and desist your executions of Bigtopians immediately. You will then pay Bigtopia 10 million USD for each of it's citizens that you executed. Finally, you will hand over to an international court the perpetrators of this heinous policy for judgement and eventual punishment. Rest assured that a representative from Xeraph will be in that court.

Your'e not dealing with a Noob here, buster. I don't make idle threats. And I don't say things more than once. I was going to tell you to ask the other nations I've sent this ultimatum to, but you cant.......they don't exist anywhere but in a few people's memories.

I call on the civilized nations of the world to take a stand with me. Let's stop this scourge NOW, before it gets out of hand.

regards,

Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph

***OFFICIAL IMPERIAL PROCLIMATION***
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To: All Involved
From: Galen Q. Leotardia, 2nd Emperor of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom

Not too long ago it came to the attention of the Pure Socialst Holy Empire of Shazbotdom that genocide was being done in a nation. Now we are not ones to attempt to invade a nation based on their political or religious beliefs, but when those beliefs are discriminitory against a group of people because of their religious beliefs, it seems that the national leader in question is not fit to rule their nation. Although at this time we are not willing to invade said nation, we are placing a full economic embargo upon all goods comming from the said nation. Also, said nation and their national leader are being placed on the "Watch" list. Unless they withdraw their attempts at genocide, they will soon be put on the Official Enemies of the State List of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom and will be watched even more closely. Any attempt for said naiton to attack any vessel, aircraft, spacecraft, and or satelite that is owned/operated by any company or military of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom will be considered an act of war against the state and will be met with full retaliation of the strategic forces of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom.

Borderstanee News Network-Hafenhaf City

...And in further news, Borderstanee First Sheikh Ahdis Eezhard has condemned the threats made by such uncultured nations as Shazbotdom and Xeraph, both of which are known enemies of Islam. These nations have dispensed with pleasentries and have made aggressive demands which many high-ranking Borderstanee Officials have deemed to be veiled declarations of war, but the First Sheikh has not yet released an official statement.

The Rehtoric of Hatred against the Islamic Nations of the world have provoked many influential Shi'i Imams, and Sunni Low Shiekh's to encourage a national Holy War against the enemies of the faith, and pick-ups filled with Borderstanee's in their usual dress - turbans, robes, bullet belts around their shoulders bandolier-style, and AK-47's or rpg's resting on their knees - have been driving out of the Ahbidaboth Mountains to the north, and the Eitheror Highlands to the south. Though no Holy War has yet to be declared by any High Sheikh or High Imam, Borderstanee Officials have done nothing to stop the militant preachers.

Eithero Headman Amil Ytariman has said that he will throw any and all of his recources into strengthening the Borderstanee Military, should armed conflict be the result of the inflammatory remarks made by the Infidel Nations who think of nothing but destroying Islam. Ahkil Demhal, Headman and High Sheikh of the Ahbidabot, has upped the stakes, promising to supply the Borderstanee Military Funds with Bullets from his own bank vaults, in addition to full access to any and all resources he can make available to them, should Borderstan embark on a glorious jihad against the hostile Infidels.

In entirely unrelated news, Borderstanee General Aymin Cohmahnd has reported that the recruitment rate for the Borderstanee Military has gone up radically in the last few days, the reason for this is unknown, but key officials have sworn to get to the bottom of this sudden willingness by the nations' toddlers to wield machine-guns, and exploit it shamelessly.

This Evening News Reprt borught to you by: The Borderstanee News Network, "Putting a Spin on The Scoop!"

SCENE: Imperial Palace
Defence Minister Admiral Rockenbach looked over the latest reports from the Uzibookabeckistan front. Blah Blah Blah, we won't back down. Infidels. The normal Islamic Extremist bullshit. he thought to himself. As he was reading the latest reports he was typing up one full report that he would give to Emperor Leotardia in the next meeting of the Joint Cheifs in 20 minutes. He's going to get a kick out of this shit. he thought to himself as he typed in the responses that were sent out by the Borderstani government earlier today. Uncultured, what a fucking laugh. I'm guessing they don't know about the trillions of dollars spent on the many libraries, museums, and zoos in the Empire. Oh well, Se La Vi. He then finished up his report and walked out of his office and headed to the meeting.

In the meeting Galen was sitting at the head of the table while the rest of the Ministers were sitting along the sides. Each gave their report about what was going on in the world. It was the normal stuff. Shazbotdom Military Suppliers was preparing to open their store at the International Mall, Economic Sactions were being put against random nations that wern't being nice, Aircraft were shot down in a war zone, there is a national surplus of money, earlier today the press conference went off without any problems, a new star was discovered using the Mach 13 space telescope, and the new law was passed that made drinking highly cafinated beverages legal after 15 years of it being illegal.

Admiral Rockenbach made his speach and the emperor was angry...

As the Archduke sat down in his private jet, his secretary Jean Ratignolle put a newspaper and a light breakfast consisting of a blueberry bagel and a cup of cranberry juice down on the small table in front of the Archduke's seat. The Archduke tore off a bite-sized morsel of the fresh (still warm) bagel, popped it into his mouth, and opened up the newspaper while chewing thoughtfully. A few more bites and a few more sips later, the Archduke realized that his secretary had not moved from his side. Casting his eyes up to Jean in a look of "What now?", the Archduke saw his secretary with a dry smirk upon his face and a manila folder beneath his arm.

Jean placed the folder down beside the Archduke's plate. At this moment, Jared Brinton, the Archduke's National Security Advisor strode into the taxied plane, holding a considerably fatter folder beneath his arm and with the Minister of Defense, Wilhelm von Niemann, in tow.

Putting down his newspaper and cup of juice, the Archduke said, "Hmmm. Let me guess. This crazy crackpot Islamic state, um uh...what's its na--"

"Uzibookabeckistan, sir," the secretary interjected.

"Yes, Uzibookabecki-whatever. I'm guessing they didn't take too well to our warning?"

The MiniDef then spoke up, "Actually, sir, it's a new one. It's yet another crackpot Islamo-fascist nation. 'Borderstan', it's called. It's already denounced Shazbotdom and Xeraph for their warnings to Uzibookabeckistan. Intelligence reports a sharp increase in their military recruitment and very...vitriolic...rhetoric being spewed by its religious leaders. We actually don't know how much the government of Borderstan is behind this, but their fingers are probably pretty deep in the cookie jar."

"Mmm. What does that mean for us? What else do we know about Borderstan and their military capacity? Allies?" the Archduke asked after drinking the last of his cranberry juice.

The MiniDef continued, "As far as we can tell, Borderstan is a little better off than Uzibookabeckistan, but not by much. Recent intelligence reports put its population at 261million. No real allies that we know of. Certainly none that we're also allied with. We estimate their military to reach an absolute maximum of about 7 million, but an army that big would certainly put a huge strain on the economy and would be poorly trained and equipped, if at all. Although, we do have to assume that religious fervor is high in Borderstan and that this religious drive can quickly be converted to a political drive. A jihad could be called at any moment, but we can expect any jihadists to be even worse trained and equipped than its regular army."

Mr. Brinton then carried on, "As always, with such volatile nations driven by the 'will of God', the threat of terrorism is always high. However, as long as we keep our borders sealed in the meantime, we should be alright. Border Security patrols and personnel have been doubled. NSA databases are analyzing the national registers to detect any threat that may already be within our borders. Emergency and biohazard response units have been put on alert. We have sorties patrolling our airspace along our borders, and the National Geosynchronous Surveillance System have yet to find anything suspicious moving about the nation."

"Good!" the Archduke nodded, "Well, I'd like us to take care of the situation in Uzibookabeckistan first. Keep a sharp eye on Borderstan, certainly, but I don't want us to split our resources. Regardless, we'll need a contingency plan. I don't really want to send our troops dashing into a nation of AK-wielding zealots. I want minimal casualties." The Archduke stared intently at the two Cabinet members before him.

"Any ground action would have to be preceded by an aerial bombardment, anyways," the MiniDef responded, "We'll keep our guys out of harm's way--at least for now--and use our air superiority as our 'big stick'. Until the situation escalates to taking up arms against each other, let's not get too caught up in the possibility of a potentially costly ground war."

The Emperor was reading through the morning reports. Much the usual. Bombings, killings, natural disasters. Then he came upon the Uzibookabeckistan/Borderstan report. As he scanned it, a smile slowly grew on his face. " Some things just never change," he thought. " These militant Islamic nations think that just because they have a 'righteous cause' that they can do whatever they like, in the name of God."

"Captain Jenkins, do we have an assessment of a potential conflict with Uzi and/or Borderstan?"

" Yessir. Finished it up last night. Their population together comes to around 100 million at the most. They'd be able to put about 3 million men into the field, using conventional figuring. Could be as high as 5 million. Nothing to worry about. Armor, naval, and air estimates are sketchy, but again, shouldn't be much of a consideration. The report finishes up with an 'allied scenario' between us, Shazbotdom, and Monte Ozarka. The Islamic forces would have less than 2 chances in 100 to do any serious harm to us, and less than a .34% chance of surviving a direct invasion by an allied forces."

" No response from Uzi as to my directives?"

" None, sir. Borderstan was making a little noise, but just the usual rhetoric."

Alaric thought for a minute. " Captain, have Gen. Strickland put together a task force, set at Defcon 2. Make sure that the Spiders are part of it. Y'know....just in case.

" Yessir."

OOC:Xeraph, you have NO IDEA IN HELL that Red Tide is offering to arm them... FURTHER MORE! It is not the Red Tide GOVERMENT thats offering to arm them, but the Red Tide MAFIA!

Official Decree by The Caliph Abu, Commander Of The Faithful of The Islamic al-nasr Khilafah

If The 'leader' of Uzibookabeckistan truly followed the path that Allah wishes of us, he and his cohorts would not call themselves by the western influenced and imperialist names of 'majesty' and 'crown prince'.

Nor would he discount the figure of Jesus, who like The Prophet Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him, was also a prophet as mentioned in the Koran.

To discount what is mentioned in the Koran is blasphemous and unmuslim in nature.

The leader of Uzibookabeckistan and his cohorts can either turn and seek repent in Allah's mercy, or continue with their infidel dog ways and face the wrath of Allah, in which case I will command muslims in that land to rise up against such infidelity as would be the duty of Muslims.

It is from this, that I say to nations seeking the removal of the 'leader' of Uzibookabeckistan, that he should be left to repent his sins, or face the wrath of believers scorned, to punish him, and they only.

The Caliph Abu, Commander Of The Faithful of The Islamic al-nasr Khilafah

SCENE: Imperial Palace Meeting Room
(OOC: This takes place just shortly after my last post)
After hearing the report from Admiral Rockenbach, Galen slammed his fist on the table. He had heard enough, he was going to make a show of force that would prove once and for all that the Empire was not one to be fucked with. He got up and walked over to the flatscreen HDTV on the wall. On it currently was a satelite image of the nation of Uzibookabeckistan. He studied it closely and then turned around to the Ministers who had gathered in the room for this meeting.

Galen: "I want to show these fucktards that we mean business. Prepare a group of Thunderbolts for launch from the MSF Dignity. Arm them with one Miniture Precision Guided Rocket each. I want them to stay stationary for a while. I am going to make another announcment to the Borderstan and Uzibookabeckistan governments. If they make another rude comment about the Empire, i authorize the launch of one MPGR at a governmental building in the Uzibookabeckistan Captial. For every negative comment, one more rocket will be launched at government and/or military targets. We will show them not to FUCK with us."

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BOOKABOOKACITY, UZI -- Attacks from infidels continue to plague the Most Serene Republic. In a statement released by His Massive Awesomeness and Kaliph of All Things Cool Including Iced Grape Kool-Aid, Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn, said that the foreigner attacks are "cowardly infidel slime not worthy of waxing pigs...even if they have college degrees in it." They "disgrace Allah and all things holy on His world with their vile acts of terror. We have done nothing to warrent attacks. We demand they be ceased at once. You no help Bigtopian infidels with these attacks. We only kill more if you keep attacking. We are a peaceful nation according to the wisdom of the always peaceful and merciful Allah. We only want what is best."

Upwards to eighty-six people have been killed by foreign cruise missile attacks because the cowardly infidel foreigners are too afraid to reveal themselves in public and take blame for their actions. His Majesty continued with, "...we demand that they announce blame for their attacks and admit they are cowardly infidel slime who spit at Allah and eat His children. We laugh in the face of their threats, but demand that they admit to what they've done. Allah may be merciful on them if they do that and not cast them into the lake of fiery misery they deserve to spend eternity in. We demand that all nations threatening us stop their, ahh, threats. They must admit they were wrong and that they are threatening our national, umm, sovereignty by acting like this. We have the right to do as we please with our own citizens."

Upwards to six thousand are believed to have been executed so far. That figure should be far higher, but due to delays caused by rocket attacks, a random band of cattle that stormed Behead Block (who were later slaughtered for their unholy insolence), and a handful of breaks and pauses ordered by His Amazing Awesomeness.

More on this later.

Excellent. We wish permission to send a formal delegation to make the right arrangements. If you will temporarily cease the executions while negotiations are taking place, we will ask those nations protesting the executions to take no actions against you during said negotiations.

~ Jamie Bladen, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Military Regency of Romandeos.

Secret IC:

Members of the Most Serene Republic is willing to negotiate with you covertly. We will...delay...executions until then. Please send your representatives to us under a banner of secrecy and neutrality. We fear for the future of our young (oil-rich) country. The actions of His Majesty threaten us all and we are considering a coup against him to give us a more sensible leader. I am no more in favor of the genocide than you are.

We will be waiting.

Abdul Masaffa-Raj Degellon Bushk Mohammed
Crown Prince of Internal Security

Red Tide Mafia:

We graciously accept your aid for what appears to be a coming fight. Send us everything we can. You will be handsomely rewarded.

Abdul Masaffa-Raj Degellon Bushk Mohammed
Crown Prince of Internal Security

TO: Whoever considers themselves the leaders of Uzibookabeckistan
FROM:Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph

From time to time it has become necessary to set an example of how renegades, genocidal maniacs, and other low-lives need to be treated. I have done this three or four times over the past few years, and am happy that yet another nation has overstepped it's privileges.

I would like to first interject that the nation called Admiral Bell fills me with disgust due to it's begging this slophole of a nation for forgiveness for it's statements. No nation should EVER stoop so low that it begs forgiveness of a nation that holds life in such low esteem.

I don't personally know any Bigtopians, nor do I care much about the nation of Bigtopia one way or another.

I do find it amusing that Uzibookabeckistan has the balls to make statements about Noobs. What's your population.....36 million?

Nonetheless, here's what you, Uzi-boy, are going to do. You will cease and desist your executions of Bigtopians immediately. You will then pay Bigtopia 10 million USD for each of it's citizens that you executed. Finally, you will hand over to an international court the perpetrators of this heinous policy for judgement and eventual punishment. Rest assured that a representative from Xeraph will be in that court.

Your'e not dealing with a Noob here, buster. I don't make idle threats. And I don't say things more than once. I was going to tell you to ask the other nations I've sent this ultimatum to, but you cant.......they don't exist anywhere but in a few people's memories.

I call on the civilized nations of the world to take a stand with me. Let's stop this scourge NOW, before it gets out of hand.

regards,

Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph

Xeraph: I have the right to call anyone a n00b because I am the sock accoutn of someone who has been on the forums for a long time.

IC:

We hate you all as does Allah and your own daughters (who will be our virgins in paradise).

May Allah have mercy on your wretched infidel souls.

His Pretty Much the Greatest Thing Since the Koran,
Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn

Official Statement from the Shah

We respect the rights of sovereignty for all nations, their right to rule the people in their borders trumps the right of nations to intervene for policies they enact within their nation. However, we will not lend military support to Uzibookabeckistan, because their government is fanatical and Islamic, a threat to Parthia through religion, and therefore, like Malgeria, a potential enemy, albeit, one not destroyed.

A few hours after the last cruise missile attack, the crewmembers on the bridge of the Sultan Class SSN waited for an email from Kurora. Not long later, the Uzibookabeckistani News Agency's had began reporting the death toll from the last attack.

No great details were given on what exactly was destroyed. To the MJCS's, it appeared as if their cruise missile attacks had stopped the executions. That was a massive boost to the inner McKagan Military Community, who had gone a long time without any great success. Even if nothing bad had happened, nothing good had happened. And even now that something positive had came out of a McKagan action, it couldn't be shared with the media.

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[Arizona Mountain Complex - Southeast of Kurora, McKagan]

The Joint Chief of the IMN sat across a table from a member of the Senatorial Military Actions Committee. This unit was designed to be the link between McKagan Law, the President, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff. It provided the most effective way to allow McKagan forces to carry out their duties in a way that kept the McKagan government in control and organized.

"The fact of what number of assets we move is to be left to the MJCS. The most important thing is that we're in agreement that this cannot become public knowlege." The naval officer said as he leaned back in his high backed chair.

"I do agree with that," the Senator said. "However, there's a line between military action and what would otherwise be a declaration of war. I'm hear to ensure we do not pass that line."

A few more exchanges continued; basically ensuring that the contingent sent to operate in and around Uzibookabeckistan wouldn't become very large. A number was determined, and then put into play.

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[Near Uzibookabeckistan]

The IMN had been alerted for many hours of the issues in Uzibookabeckistan. Since the conception of the conflict, assets had been in motion. Now, the primary McKagan strike group was in position.

Five Sultan Class SSN's, including the one that had launched its missiles, had been moved. They were evenly spaced and ordered to hide between the launch zone and another zone, far from the conflict area. This zone, the refueling zone, was of paramount importance, for here a McKagan Transport ship, owned and operated by Avalt Security International, could stop and covertly refuel a submarines missile armament. It carried several thousand missiles, and would be in theatre for most of the conflict, most likely.

The only McKagan surface ship in the area was a Frigate, RMV Defiant, which had been in the general area for the last month anyway on Maritime Security Operations.

At this time, MCID Spy Satellites moved to watch over sites in Uzibookabeckistan. If the executions started again, McKagan would reach out at another set of targets, which was being compiled as time went by.

Al-Quasim Bin-Haden stepped off the plane into the hot Uzibookabeckistan weather. He down the ramp at the airport and towrds a customs official. In his two briefcases were clothes and details on the weapons the Red Tide Mafia had avaible.

Uzibookabeckistan: What nations are you surroundede by? (Give me general geography.

Xeraph: I have the right to call anyone a n00b because I am the sock accoutn of someone who has been on the forums for a long time.

IC:

We hate you all as does Allah and your own daughters (who will be our virgins in paradise).

May Allah have mercy on your wretched infidel souls.

His Pretty Much the Greatest Thing Since the Koran,
Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn

OOC: Uh...what the hell is a "sock accoutn"? And what nation were you in the past? Just curious.

OOC: Uh...what the hell is a "sock accoutn"? And what nation were you in the past? Just curious.

OOC: A sock account (sorry for the typo) is someone with a multiple account. I have two active NationStates nations. And you don't need to know the other one.

IC post coming later.

OOC: A sock account (sorry for the typo) is someone with a multiple account. I have two active NationStates nations. And you don't need to know the other one.

IC post coming later.

OOC: sorry, but I had never heard that term before. And, I already know your other nation(s).

OOC:
Don't we call "Sock Accounts" Puppets? or am i wrong?

OOC:
Don't we call "Sock Accounts" Puppets?

Yes.

Borderstanee News Network-Hafenhaf City

In todays top stories, Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan, denounced the "rude, crude, and foolish threats made by the Infidel peoples of Shazbotdom, may they be spat upon by Allah, the one God, himself". He went on to say that if the leaders of Shazbotdom and Xeraph do not cease their warmongering, and end their campaign to stamp out Islam, he will have no choice but to call in a council of High Shiekhs and Imams to discuss the prospect of a national Holy War.
He went on to say that Borderstan "applauds The Parthians for their sensible approach, yet spits on them for their hatred of Allah and Islam". He added that if the other nations who hate and despise Islam had taken the path which the Parthians took, "their souls and the souls of their people might have been spared from eternal agony".

Reports say that the Borderstanee Military has been fully mobilized, although the reason for this remains undisclosed. Popular speculation has it that this is just another of the militaries actions meant to keep aggressive tribesmen on their toes.

In other news, a farmer in East Abidaburn found a vegitable which had grown in a shape deemed sacreligious by the local Imams...

Uzibookabeckistan:
What nations are you surrounded by? What is your geography?

Borderstanee News Network-Hafenhaf City

In todays top stories, Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan, denounced the "rude, crude, and foolish threats made by the Infidel peoples of Shazbotdom, may they be spat upon by Allah, the one God, himself". He went on to say that if the leaders of Shazbotdom and Xeraph do not cease their warmongering, and end their campaign to stamp out Islam, he will have no choice but to call in a council of High Shiekhs and Imams to discuss the prospect of a national Holy War.
He went on to say that Borderstan "applauds The Parthians for their sensible approach, yet spits on them for their hatred of Allah and Islam". He added that if the other nations who hate and despise Islam had taken the path which the Parthians took, "their souls and the souls of their people might have been spared from eternal agony".

Reports say that the Borderstanee Military has been fully mobilized, although the reason for this remains undisclosed. Popular speculation has it that this is just another of the militaries actions meant to keep aggressive tribesmen on their toes.

In other news, a farmer in East Abidaburn found a vegitable which had grown in a shape deemed sacreligious by the local Imams...


Sheikh Eezhard,

Xeraph is not seeking to "stamp out" Islam. We are seeking to end the abominable and atrocious killings of dissedents in the nation of Uzibookabeckistan ( hereafter to be known as Uzib ). We don't particularly care who you call God. But if you or any other nation want us to believe that God wants you to kill anybody that doesn't agree with your warped beliefs, then we will have a problem with you.

Hundreds of years ago, "christians" used God to "prove" that the Saracens were the work of the devil, and so mounted Crusades against them. This was just as wrong and immoral as Uzib's execution of "infidels".

So, as we have said before, Uzib will stop the executions IMMEDIATELY. Reloria has stated that they will take the "infidels" into their nation. Xeraph will hereby pledge to do the same.

This will be the final time we mention cessation of executions. If Uzib kills just one more human being within their borders, The Empire of Xeraph will move against said nation with overwhelming force, up to and including conventional (non-nuclear) ICBMs.

Should any nation come to the aid of Uzib resulting in Xeraphian casualties, The Empire will retaliate against that nation in a similar fashion.

Islam and Christianity hold much in common. As the Bible says, " Come, let us reason together..."

[Secret Satellite Transmission]

To: Xeraph
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan

As we understand it, you may be preparing to launch attacks against Uzibookabeckistan. While McKagan has voiced it's opinion towards the use of ones imaginary best friend as an excuse to push forth a racist agenda, we have remained covert in our actions. Until now, we have told no one of exactly what we are doing. We are behind the cruise missile attacks against targets in Uzibookabeckistan. We assure you that these attacks were only against targets of the fascist government, and did not intentionally target uninvolved civilians. We are, at this time, preparing for more, massive strikes against the nation. If you start a military action against said nation, we will fly a Composite Wing out of Libertad, our colony area which is near by, in order to support allied air superiorty. We will also weaken various other targets in the nation with our currently deployed assets.

We recommend you pass details of this letter on to all who may wish to aid us, and keep McKagan involvement secret until we decide otherwise.

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Official Government Statement
Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria
"For a brighter tomorrow."

I would like to restate Reloria's offer to accept Bigtopian refugees, at cost, to prevent further bloodshed, just so that you are aware that the offer is still open. Seeing as their lives are quite clearly at immediate risk in Uzib, we would be more than happy to accept them and either grant them asylum, or help them relocate.

We are, however, firmly against military action at this time, and Reloria will not be supporting any nations in such actions.

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Newly-Elected Matriarch Zelella Rocca
Leader of the Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria

From: First Sheikh Adhiz Eezhard
To: Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph

While you may not think that you hate Allah, the one true god, your actions have betrayed the aggressive nature all infidels with too much power possess. Uzibookabeckistan, a name given by Allah himself, and unspeakable by the infidels, is within its rights to execute the undesirable citizenry, just as you feel you have the right to execute undesirable nations. And your connection between the current situation and that of the ancient invasions of dishonorable, uncultured, savages who called themselves Christians against the refined, merciful Defenders of Islam? Pathetic. This is not Holy War against the Bigtopians, this is a decree from Allah to his children to clean his world of the spawn of Evil. You infidels have performed it many times, many, many times, and commit a grand hypocrisy in attempting to raise the world against the followers of Allah when they perform their holy duties.
As for your "ultimatum", why send it to us? We cannot control what Uzibookabeckistan does. Allah himself guides the most honorable Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn, and who am I, a mere Grand Sheikh and President of a country, to say where the one true god is at fault?

Permit me to ask such an unenlightened and ignorant question, as surely the answer is obvious to an infidel such as you, but how is it reasonable and rational to demand that the government of Uzibookabeckistan not kill a single person residing within its borders? Or does your law-keeping force never kill a dangerous criminal when threatened? And if this does occure, do powerful nations also assault you in light of such an event? And if not, should they?
Please, Oh Wise and Grand Emperor, please enlighten a stupid, Islamic man with this revelation, and tell us all how to govern our countries.

May Allah reveal the truth to you soon, as only that can save your peoples' souls now.
- Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan

To: First Sheikh Adhiz Eezhard
From: McKagan State Department

Can you give any scientific, non bliblical proof that these Bigtopians pose a threat?

IC:Top Secret Message To Borderstan From Unknown Source in Red Tide
"We have already opened this chance to Uzibookabeckistan, but we feel we should also offer it to you. We are gunrunners with access to semi-modern equipment. If you want better guns then the Ak-47, and have the cash to pay for them, please respond to this message and we will send a representative to strike a deal."
End Message

OOC:Thats the Red Tide Mafia(again).

To: McKagan State Department
From: First Sheikh Adhiz Eezhard

I see no reason to. The reasons for decontaminating the world from its Bigtopian infection have never been linked to your unholy 'sciences', and your 'Darwinism'. We are confused as to your reason to ask.

To: Anonymous Source located in Borderstan
From: General Aymin Cohmahnd

We have no or little need for your paltry weaponry. The Government of Borderstan spends more money of our Glorious Army than is reasonable. Try peddling your illegal wares to the militant Abidaboth tribesmen, or the Warlike Eitheror warriors. They are in need of weaponry.

To: First Sheikh Adhiz Eezhard
From: McKagan State Department

You stated that Bigtopians somehow posed a threat to Uzibookabeckistan.

Or does your law-keeping force never kill a dangerous criminal when threatened?

That statement implys that all Bigtopians are "dangerous criminals" and that they are "threatening" Uzibookabeckistan's other citizens in some way. Our challenge stands. Provide solid proof with solid evidence that your own argument is fact.

To: First Sheikh Adhiz Eezhard
From: McKagan State Department

You stated that Bigtopians somehow posed a threat to Uzibookabeckistan.



That statement implys that all Bigtopians are "dangerous criminals" and that they are "threatening" Uzibookabeckistan's other citizens in some way. Our challenge stands. Provide solid proof with solid evidence that your own argument is fact.

You misinterpreted the statement, oh foolish and unenlightened infidels of McKagen. I spoke of the typical law-breaking criminal, not the typical religion-defacing criminal. I spoke of Uzibookabeckistans dilemma, should they agree not to kill a single human being in their borders again. And what should happen, leaders of McKagen, if some armed hooligan robs a bank, maybe several armed hooligans, and refuse to give themselves up peacefully? Should the police try to club them into unconciousness? Maybe shoot them with tranquilizers, unaware that perhaps the criminals might die from the effects of such chemicals? Or perhaps they should let them go, or attempt to shoot the weapons out of the miscreants hands, like some ridiculous action Movie?
And if a terrorist should try to blow up, or take hostage, the leader or some high officials of Uzibookabeckistan, what then, if the police and people of Uzibookabeckistan are not permitted to kill? Will Xeraph jump in to save the day, like some unrealistic infidel superhero? Or perhaps it will be you? Or Shazbotdom?
You infidels are unrealistic, irrational, and blinded by your ignorance. Your souls are lost forever. I am sorry for you.

- Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan

From: First Sheikh Adhiz Eezhard
To: Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph

While you may not think that you hate Allah, the one true god, your actions have betrayed the aggressive nature all infidels with too much power possess. Uzibookabeckistan, a name given by Allah himself, and unspeakable by the infidels, is within its rights to execute the undesirable citizenry, just as you feel you have the right to execute undesirable nations. And your connection between the current situation and that of the ancient invasions of dishonorable, uncultured, savages who called themselves Christians against the refined, merciful Defenders of Islam? Pathetic. This is not Holy War against the Bigtopians, this is a decree from Allah to his children to clean his world of the spawn of Evil. You infidels have performed it many times, many, many times, and commit a grand hypocrisy in attempting to raise the world against the followers of Allah when they perform their holy duties.
As for your "ultimatum", why send it to us? We cannot control what Uzibookabeckistan does. Allah himself guides the most honorable Mohammed DaRule'Jama Al-Zin Roshin Koshdor Afizziwa-Bohkar Al-Dajinn, and who am I, a mere Grand Sheikh and President of a country, to say where the one true god is at fault?

Permit me to ask such an unenlightened and ignorant question, as surely the answer is obvious to an infidel such as you, but how is it reasonable and rational to demand that the government of Uzibookabeckistan not kill a single person residing within its borders? Or does your law-keeping force never kill a dangerous criminal when threatened? And if this does occure, do powerful nations also assault you in light of such an event? And if not, should they?
Please, Oh Wise and Grand Emperor, please enlighten a stupid, Islamic man with this revelation, and tell us all how to govern our countries.

May Allah reveal the truth to you soon, as only that can save your peoples' souls now.
- Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan


Sheikh Eezhard,

Please permit me to answer your statements, one at a time:

1...No state has the right to execute/kill anyone within it's borders simply because of a differing belief or outlook. These people are not an invading army, they are peaceful people living in your nation. If you don't like them there, deport them. As I have stated, we and Reloria will take them into our country. As a matter of fact, we will bear the entire cost of relocation of the Bigtopians, regardless of which nation they choose to flee to.

2...You speak of cleansing the world of what you call the "spawn of evil." Excuse me, but that sounds quite a bit like Adolph Hitler's propaganda. We all know what happened to him. Oh, and by the way, I'm sure Xeraph is considered part of the "spawn of evil." Try and cleanse us...go ahead...try.

3...I did not send you the ultimatum. I sent it to Uzib. I simply stated that any other nation that interferes will suffer the same fate as Uzib.

4...Our "law-keeping forces" do just that...enforce the law. The only time a criminal has been killed within the borders of Xeraph has been when that criminal has already taken another's life, and has refused to surrender. In our nation, as well as in the partner-nations of the Empire, anyone who has broken the law has two options: pay an exorbitant fine, or be banished. We do not execute those who truly deserve it, never mind those who merely disagree with our laws and traditions.

5...The last two nations to assault us ceased to exist shortly after the initial assault against the Empire.

6...I certainly do not consider you stupid. Ignorant perhaps, but not stupid.

So, as a summation, as previously stated, one more Bigtopian killed and we, along with the partner-nations of the Empire, will see to it that Uzib will be forcibly prevented from killing any more.

regards,

Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph.

To: Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan
From: McKagan State Department

Can you provide proof that all Bigtopians are going to rob banks? Or take national leaders hostage? You sir, are a icon of all organized religion: a racist. This is not about Christianity over Islam, or destroying Islam: this is about human rights. Ignorance, arrogance, and paranoia seem to be at the base of each and every organized religion. You feel that god is on your side (arrogance,) that all people who are different are out to get you (paranoia,) and that one day an imaginary being will come from the heavens to save you (ignorance.)

It is at times like this we are tempted to draft a bill allowing for McKagan funding of other nations education systems and tolerance programs.

[Secret Satellite Transmission]

To: Xeraph
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan

As we understand it, you may be preparing to launch attacks against Uzibookabeckistan. While McKagan has voiced it's opinion towards the use of ones imaginary best friend as an excuse to push forth a racist agenda, we have remained covert in our actions. Until now, we have told no one of exactly what we are doing. We are behind the cruise missile attacks against targets in Uzibookabeckistan. We assure you that these attacks were only against targets of the fascist government, and did not intentionally target uninvolved civilians. We are, at this time, preparing for more, massive strikes against the nation. If you start a military action against said nation, we will fly a Composite Wing out of Libertad, our colony area which is near by, in order to support allied air superiorty. We will also weaken various other targets in the nation with our currently deployed assets.

We recommend you pass details of this letter on to all who may wish to aid us, and keep McKagan involvement secret until we decide otherwise.


McKagan Joint Chiefs,

Thank you for your input. We are indeed considering military action, but only if Uzib executes just one more person. Be advised that we will consider the execution of another peron within Uzib as an act of war against the Xeraphian Empire. Further, if any nation in addition to Uzib interferes with Xeraphian procedures in this matter, then we will take action against them as well. I would strongly urge you to refrain from any further aggressive action until Uzib has announced it's intentions. I refer you to our original response to Uzib concerning cessation and reparation. If Uzib does not agree to these conditions, then we will have no other options.

regards,

Alaric Tan'it, Emperor of Xeraph

[Secured Satellite Transmission]

To: Xeraph
From: MJCS
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan

Be advised that we are in agreement with you against military action until Uzib. has made it's intentions clear. Our attacks were only to give them warning that many people would not support their actions, and would be willing to use military force to stop them. As it seems, soon after our cruise missile strikes they stopped their attacks. Also, be advised: IMAF has placed the 3rd Composite Wing on standby in Libertad. This wing contains heavy air superiority assets as well as bombers and Multi-Role Planes capable of heavy AA supression.

[Secured Satellite Transmission]

To: Xeraph
From: MJCS
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan

Be advised that we are in agreement with you against military action until Uzib. has made it's intentions clear. Our attacks were only to give them warning that many people would not support their actions, and would be willing to use military force to stop them. As it seems, soon after our cruise missile strikes they stopped their attacks. Also, be advised: IMAF has placed the 3rd Composite Wing on standby in Libertad. This wing contains heavy air superiority assets as well as bombers and Multi-Role Planes capable of heavy AA supression.


Understood.

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From: Allied Union Air Force High Command, CLASSIFIED
To: Governments of McKagen and Xeraph
Encryption Level Black

After monitoring the situation via satellite and intelligence submarine com-intercepts, the Allied Union (with the approval of the President and the Grand Senate) is prepared to offer your nations aid in the form of a small fleet headed by the V.S.S. Cerulean, a Poseidon class submarine carrier. It is currently en route from patrol operations near the Eaglin Sea in central Velkya, and can be on station in two days time (in the internation waters nearest to Uzib). If the Uzibookabeckistani government continues it's slaughter of the innocents in its borders, or lashes out against those in its borders. Should this sea-borne response not come fast enough, a flight of BS-28B Night Raven bombers from the 32nd Strategic Bomber Squadron will strike military targets in Uzibookabeckistan with stand-off cruise missiles in cohesion with allied forces, pending your approval.

-End Encrypted Transmission-

Government of Velkya,

Xeraph does not mind if you join with us in the potential subjugation of Uzib. We must point out, however, that Uzib is a small nation, and would not be able to put up much of a fight. In order to minimize our casualties, we would suggest repeated airstrikes in lieu of sending in ground troops.

regards,

General Aestes Donofrio, CMDR Xeraphian HomeLand Forces.


ooc: I believe Uzib is land-locked.

(OOC: Xeraph, TG.)

(OOC: Xeraph, TG.)

Velkya....TG

[Encrypted Satellite Transmission]

To: Velkya, Xeraph
From: McKagan Joint Cheifs of Staff

Any potential aid from the nation of Velkya is welcomed. We are currently in the process of moving a Dreadnaught Strike Group into range to launch KLA-27's and 45's into the nation. A small air/missile campaign will be very effective against these religo-extemists.

To: Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan
From: McKagan State Department

Can you provide proof that all Bigtopians are going to rob banks? Or take national leaders hostage? You sir, are a icon of all organized religion: a racist. This is not about Christianity over Islam, or destroying Islam: this is about human rights. Ignorance, arrogance, and paranoia seem to be at the base of each and every organized religion. You feel that god is on your side (arrogance,) that all people who are different are out to get you (paranoia,) and that one day an imaginary being will come from the heavens to save you (ignorance.)

It is at times like this we are tempted to draft a bill allowing for McKagan funding of other nations education systems and tolerance programs.
To: McKagan State Dept.
From: Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan

Once again I fail to understand your demands. I have never said that all Bigtopians hold up banks and stores, take people hostage, and are all-around criminals. And while your reasons for stating that I am an arrogant, ignorant, and paranoid racist may be sound, although they are shakey at best, insults will not get you anywhere. And while I welcome any foriegn funding for our education programs, I fail to understand where you are coming from.

You have attempted to cleverly swich the topic of conversation from the issue of Xeraph's demand that Uzibookabeckistan's governement not kill anybody under any circumstances, to whether or not I think that all Bigtopians are criminals, and I feel that you are avoiding the issue. I assume you meant to do this, because to make such a ridiculous claim about my beliefs regarding Bigtopians(that they are inherently criminal) without realizing you were changing the subject, would be unthinkably stupid, even from an infidel. I do not believe that even an un-believer could be that dense.

The problematic issue, if I must remind you again, is how Uzibookabeckistan is supposed to administrate its country effectively without running the risk of killing someone. Anyone. I don't care whether the killed criminal is Bigtopian, Maxtopian, Utopian, Uzibookabeckistani, Borderstanee, or Sarzonian. The fact is, they commited a crime or carried out an action(probably violent) which mandated that they be subdued violently, and possibly killed.

Alaric Tan'it, Emporer of Xeraph, in his most assertive Ultimatum to the nation he refers to as Uzib(some sort of pet name, I suppose), insisted that:
"This will be the final time we mention cessation of executions. If Uzib kills just one more human being within their borders, The Empire of Xeraph will move against said nation with overwhelming force, up to and including conventional (non-nuclear) ICBMs."

Ultimatums, McKagan State Department, are not documents left free to interpretation. They mean exactly what they say: "If Uzib kills just one more human being within their borders, The Empire of Xeraph will move against said nation with overwhelming force..." - just one, just one more human being, whether it be a Bigtopian or a Littletopian, killed by Uzibookabeckistan within its own borders. That's all it shall take for Uzibookabeckistan to be invaded and destroyed, just like those other two nations which Xeraph has reputedly wiped out(though no names are ever given).

That is the issue, infidels of the McKagan State Department. The issue is not whether all bigtopians commit crimes. In fact, I'm not sure where that issue of yours came from, nor do I care. I find Xeraphs Ultimatum an unrealistic demand made by a nation which blatantly intends to go to war, regardless of the loss of life and upsets in the political balance. In short, McKagan State Department, Xeraph is a warmonger, a nation which thinks only of the next war it can start, and the next small nation it can victimize.

But I suppose that you are in perfect agreement with the Emperor of Xeraph, and will naturally ignore this entire telegram, and press on with your angry cries of "Bigot!", "Racist Towel-head!", and "Follower of Organized Religion, may It rot in a pile of donkey-dung!".

-May Allah Enlighten you all,
Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan

So spake the Prophet Muhammad, salla Allahu alayhi wa sallam: "Al-kufr millah wāħida." Infidels are of one nation.

And so it is with the mushrikun of Old Arabia, darkest Irian, and Uzibookabeckistan alike. Such flyblown sores of unbelief comprise, for the entirety of Dar al-Islam, the gravest of affronts.

To: Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan
From: McKagan State Department

We are pretty sure you have simply taken advantage of an error in Xeraphs statements. While we do not speak for them, it is more than obvious that they meant "one more Bigtopian," or "one more person without a trial." If they didn't, they would have probably taken action long ago and not directly after allegations of racial execution came to light. We have not came to insult you without reason, but it is more than clear that when someone supports the immediate and warrantless elimination of an entier race, they are hence, a racist. To feel one is better than another person simply because of race is arrogant and ignorant, as well; so we feel it all ties in together.

To: Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan
From: McKagan State Department

We are pretty sure you have simply taken advantage of an error in Xeraphs statements. While we do not speak for them, it is more than obvious that they meant "one more Bigtopian," or "one more person without a trial." If they didn't, they would have probably taken action long ago and not directly after allegations of racial execution came to light. We have not came to insult you without reason, but it is more than clear that when someone supports the immediate and warrantless elimination of an entier race, they are hence, a racist. To feel one is better than another person simply because of race is arrogant and ignorant, as well; so we feel it all ties in together.
To: McKagan State Department
From: Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan

Like I said, Ultimatums are not open for interpretation. Unless the Emperor of Xeraph admits he made a grave error and withdraws his ultimatum, the words are there, written in stone. And one government caused death will set Xeraph's army off. I encourage Xeraph to humbly retract his statement and revise his ultimatum, and this time, think it through.

-Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan

To: McKagan State Dept.
From: Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan

Once again I fail to understand your demands. I have never said that all Bigtopians hold up banks and stores, take people hostage, and are all-around criminals. And while your reasons for stating that I am an arrogant, ignorant, and paranoid racist may be sound, although they are shakey at best, insults will not get you anywhere. And while I welcome any foriegn funding for our education programs, I fail to understand where you are coming from.

You have attempted to cleverly swich the topic of conversation from the issue of Xeraph's demand that Uzibookabeckistan's governement not kill anybody under any circumstances, to whether or not I think that all Bigtopians are criminals, and I feel that you are avoiding the issue. I assume you meant to do this, because to make such a ridiculous claim about my beliefs regarding Bigtopians(that they are inherently criminal) without realizing you were changing the subject, would be unthinkably stupid, even from an infidel. I do not believe that even an un-believer could be that dense.

The problematic issue, if I must remind you again, is how Uzibookabeckistan is supposed to administrate its country effectively without running the risk of killing someone. Anyone. I don't care whether the killed criminal is Bigtopian, Maxtopian, Utopian, Uzibookabeckistani, Borderstanee, or Sarzonian. The fact is, they commited a crime or carried out an action(probably violent) which mandated that they be subdued violently, and possibly killed.

Alaric Tan'it, Emporer of Xeraph, in his most assertive Ultimatum to the nation he refers to as Uzib(some sort of pet name, I suppose), insisted that:
"This will be the final time we mention cessation of executions. If Uzib kills just one more human being within their borders, The Empire of Xeraph will move against said nation with overwhelming force, up to and including conventional (non-nuclear) ICBMs."

Ultimatums, McKagan State Department, are not documents left free to interpretation. They mean exactly what they say: "If Uzib kills just one more human being within their borders, The Empire of Xeraph will move against said nation with overwhelming force..." - just one, just one more human being, whether it be a Bigtopian or a Littletopian, killed by Uzibookabeckistan within its own borders. That's all it shall take for Uzibookabeckistan to be invaded and destroyed, just like those other two nations which Xeraph has reputedly wiped out(though no names are ever given).

That is the issue, infidels of the McKagan State Department. The issue is not whether all bigtopians commit crimes. In fact, I'm not sure where that issue of yours came from, nor do I care. I find Xeraphs Ultimatum an unrealistic demand made by a nation which blatantly intends to go to war, regardless of the loss of life and upsets in the political balance. In short, McKagan State Department, Xeraph is a warmonger, a nation which thinks only of the next war it can start, and the next small nation it can victimize.

But I suppose that you are in perfect agreement with the Emperor of Xeraph, and will naturally ignore this entire telegram, and press on with your angry cries of "Bigot!", "Racist Towel-head!", and "Follower of Organized Religion, may It rot in a pile of donkey-dung!".

-May Allah Enlighten you all,
Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan


1...the two nations that pursued a course similar to Uzib's were Al Jabar Al Shek and Wolfanga.

2...Xeraph has engaged in relatively few wars since the inception of the Empire. Eleven to be exact. And each one was either a direct attack on Xeraph or it's allies ( said ally requesting assistance ), or an action based on the highest of moral principles, i.e., the protection of human life when said life is being inhumanely eliminated. Nations, such as Xeraph, have a moral obligation to protect those who cannot protect themselves. We do not have any problem with a legitimate government executing dangerous criminals according to traditional tenets of law. We do have a problem with executions of a peoples simply because they are different. Both Reloria and Xeraph have stated that if Uzib wants the Bigtopians out of their country, we'll take them. To kill them is an act of uncivilised barbarism, rendering the killers criminals. Criminals deserve punishment. We will carry out that punishment, if necessary.

Both Reloria and Xeraph have stated that if Uzib wants the Bigtopians out of their country, we'll take them.

Borderstan will add to this offer. In order for the cleansing of Bigtopians to continue smoothly and quickly, the impure bigtopian infidels should be sent to their deaths in Borderstan. We leave ot up to the Uzibookabeckistani Governemkent to decide whether to send the executioners as well, or Borderstanee Sheikhs will be happy enough to execute them with ceremonial swords in the name of Allah.
-Ahdiz Eezhard, First Sheikh of Borderstan
-Amil Ytariman, Headman of the Eithero
-Akhil Demhal, Headman and High Sheikh of the Abidahbot

[Launch Zone, Task Force Tyla]

With the possibility of Bigtopians being exported from Uzibookabeckistan to Borderstan or possibly even other nations, the McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff had to act.

Three of the five Sultan Class SSN's are pulled from their pre-launch zones and placed on hot standby. This gives them the ability to, within an hour, land missiles in Uzibookabeckistan cities or on other targets.

McKagan MCID Spy Satellites begin a constant watch on all Uzibookabeckistan Airports. If any sign of prisoners being transported here is discovered, the airports will be leveled by several hundred missiles.

To: Xeraph
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan Security

With Uzibookabeckistan being a landlocked nation we have a distinct advantage over them. For them to be able to be able to transport prisoners out of their country to be executed they must do it through the air. Because the nation is very small, their economy cannot support the wide scale reconstruction of many assets. We feel that it is imperative to the safety of all Bigtopians that all airports in Uzibookabeckistan be IMMEDIATELY razed. We didn't go ahead with this because we felt it would violate the trust between us, but we recommend you give us IMMEDIATE clearance to carry out this operation.

To: Xeraph
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan Security

With Uzibookabeckistan being a landlocked nation we have a distinct advantage over them. For them to be able to be able to transport prisoners out of their country to be executed they must do it through the air. Because the nation is very small, their economy cannot support the wide scale reconstruction of many assets. We feel that it is imperative to the safety of all Bigtopians that all airports in Uzibookabeckistan be IMMEDIATELY razed. We didn't go ahead with this because we felt it would violate the trust between us, but we recommend you give us IMMEDIATE clearance to carry out this operation.
[OOC: Er, as both Borderstan and Uzibookabeckistan are landlocked(And quite possibly on the same continent, although not the same region), it is quite possible for Bigtopians to be transported out of Uzibookabeckistan by train, or by truck. Or you could simply use transport helicopters to airlift them out. Bombing all international Airports in a country can make you look really bad...
Just a side note, because Borderstan has the resources to move the Bigtopians with its own airforce, and helicopters don't exactly require flat concrete or asphalt areas to land, although I'm sure any highway would do fine in that case.]

OOC: Roughly where is your country Borderstan? I assume it is somewhere in Central Asia…

[OOC: Er, as both Borderstan and Uzibookabeckistan are landlocked(And quite possibly on the same continent, although not the same region), it is quite possible for Bigtopians to be transported out of Uzibookabeckistan by train, or by truck. Or you could simply use transport helicopters to airlift them out. Bombing all international Airports in a country can make you look really bad...
Just a side note, because Borderstan has the resources to move the Bigtopians with its own airforce, and helicopters don't exactly require flat concrete or asphalt areas to land, although I'm sure any highway would do fine in that case.]

[OOC: Well for starters, no one is going to know McKagan is attacking anyway. Regardless, if you start transporting people around, there's a good chance that McKagan and Xeraph would overtly step in with close air support; so it's not like you'd just move them without us trying to stop you. Anyway, I don't know how you'd move them on the ground without having a shitload of nations to RP as not only being between you, but also allowing you to use their roads. If we see a massive helicopter armada, we're going to fly in a strike group and pwn some people.]

With the possibility of an air war or Special Operations insertion in the area in and around Uzibookabeckistan, the MJCS had to move more assets into the security theatre. The Security Theatre was a term pertaining to "anywhere near a conflict that is far away enough not to draw attention but close enough to respond within 6 hours."

The McKagan Navy had the perfect unit for this. The Rodgers Class Escort Dreadnaught. Basically an upgraded form of an old Light Aircraft Carrier, the Rodgers had been up armored and armed. It was an extremely versatile ship. It could carry a total of 125 KLA-27's (or the KLA-45 UCAV,) but usually carried far less as to be able to support helicopters and DART teams.

For this mission a significantly less aircraft wing had been supplied (one still large enough for the mission, however,) in order to support the massive number of 40 helicopters and 500 Special Operators.

Secret IC:
***OFFICIAL MESSAGE***
TO: Leadership of the Nations of McKagan and Xeraph
FROM: Galen Q. Leotardia, 2nd Emperor of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom
Encripted Level: 15

It has come to the attention of the PUre Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom that you will be attempting to destroy the convoy going between Uzibookabeckistan and Borderstan without the possibility of any civilian casualties. We at the Pure Socialist Holy Empire would be willing to assist with Cruise Missiles (that have been altered to also be Precision Guilded Rockets) launched from a Stealth Bomber to take out any military targets while you move in Helo's to kill the drivers and rescue the Bigtopians who are slated to be murdered for their beliefs. We will then move in with some AC-01 Pelicans to extract anyone we can to a location disclosed to us by your nation. If you are willing to formulate a plan, please notify me and we will work out the details.

[Satellite Transmission]

To: Galen Q. Leotardia, 2nd Emperor of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
Subject: Uzibookabeckistan

We do not see any plausable ground route between the two countries. They sould either have to fight their way through the defenses of many other nations or fly over them. We are fearful that they may attempt to launch a massive air armada there. This is why we are in the process of moving Dreadnaught-based Airwing (DBA) loaded out for Close Air Support to the area. If you have air assets capable of engaging helicopters in close air support roles in the area they would be of great help.

***OFFICIAL MESSAGE***
TO: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
FROM: Galen Q. Leotardia
Encripted Level: 15

Our newly developed SA-23E Aurora-class Starfury can get the job done for you. This craft is capable of space/air flight and can be used for assault missions against any air based vehicle, this includes Helecopters and Airplanes. They can be at any target location in less than 3 hours from their post in orbit.

Secret IC (message translated from Uzibookabeckistani to English):

To all nations involved,

My name is Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan. My time is brief, but my message bold. The time for the revolution to overthrow His Awesomeness, our brutal dictator, is fast approaching and we, the Union of Sanity (UoS) have conceived of a secret plan to release the Bigtopian prisoners to any nation that will take them. We will trick His Majesty, who is in contrary to what the world will believe, not popular amongst our peoples, to sign a treaty (he will be deceived) that releases all Bigtopians with full amnesty. Our nation, however, cannot afford to give reparations and, we feel, shouldn't be forced to. We will take care of this matter internally. Any further acts of agression by foreigners will result in negative consequences to the Bigtopians we are willing to release. Cleanly stated: if you so much as injure another Uzibookabeckistani citizen with your vile weapons of war we will kill every last one of the Bigtopians that we fully plan to hand over to you (some 9,000 people).

His Majesty will believe he's signing a bill to give more funding to a new booka ball stadium when in reality he will be signing an official release of all Bigtopians effective immediately. A clause to the deal will be that we cannot renig on our promise unless we are attacked. After the treaty is signed and the Bigtopians have been released from our country, we will take care of our Kingly King of Awesome Might and instate a new form of government that is less hostile to our own health.

I give you my sacred word and I trust in yours. If you betray us, the blood of thousands will be on your hands. Do not underestimate us. If you act in agression, you will have signed the warrents to kill every one of them. You might as well be the one swinging the booka sword. Should you invade us, we will bring upon you a guerilla war like none other. We will bankrupt your nations and harrass your soldiers until you have exhausted the desire to remain on our sacred (and oil-rich) soil.

Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan
Crown Prince in Covert of the Union of Sanity

[Encrypted Satellite Message]

To: Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff, Operations Director

Your efforts are noble, but we do not think they have a very good chance of working. For starters, although the Dictator of Uzibookabeckistan may not read what he is signing, I am more than that someone behind the scenes of the government does to keep things from quickly falling apart. If this wasn't the case such an insane and ignorant man wouldn't be able to hold control over the country the way he does.

I am also puzzled as to your real motives. While you seem to be trying to gain some measure of our support via promising for the safe release of some nine-thousand Bigtopians; you also threaten to wage a guerilla war if we attack the government you yourself are preparing to undermine! I'm not accusing you of anything, but it does seem rather odd.

If you are indeed serious about this and the document does pass, how do you propose we get these people out of the nation? Regardless of legality within your own laws, I believe that it's more than obvious that he would not allow for them to simply be shipped out.

SECRET IC:
Mr. Loak: "It has to be a fraud message. I suggest that we prepare to launch the SA-23E's as soon as we get the word from the McKagen's."

Galen: "I won't force a battle if I don't need to. Although this might be a fraud message, I want a squadron of 10 SA-23E's and a squadron of 10 SA-32A's ready for launch from the MSF Blaglagrand. How far is the Blaglagrand from the closest ship to the Nation of Uzibookabeckistan?"

Mr. Federichi: "Approximatly 3 hours, sir."

Galen: "I want the Blaglagrand to head to that ship. Which ship is it?"

Mr. Federichi: "The Underdo, Sir."

Galen: "Alright. On the SA-32A's, i want the full armament of Fusion Missiles. If it is deemed nessicary, launch an attack against the Nation of Uzibookabeckistan. But i don't want anything to happen as of this moment."

Mr Loak: "Sir, might i suggest that you petition Parliament to draft up a Declaration of War in case the Uzibookabeckistani resistance backs down from their message?"

Galen: "I will do that only as a last resort. If, from what we will gather from intelligance, it seems like they are going to be caught in their attempt and the Uzibookabeckistan Government blames outside sources and tries to attack other nations, then I will petition the Parliament for a Declaration of War against the Nation of Uzibookabeckistan. Is that understood?"

All Ministers: "Yes, Sir."

Uzibookabeckistan:
We accept... tentatively. All our forces will be at alert, try no trickery. We will protest the Bigtopians with any possible means. We have 2 super dreadnaughts in the waters, six carriers, and seven battleships, all with nuclear ordinance. We will establish a beach head on whatever your border nation is and await the arrival of the Bigtopians.
(OOC: Give me your geography Please. We have 82,000 soldies ready to land)

Secret IC (message translated from Uzibookabeckistani to English):

To all nations involved,

My name is Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan. My time is brief, but my message bold. The time for the revolution to overthrow His Awesomeness, our brutal dictator, is fast approaching and we, the Union of Sanity (UoS) have conceived of a secret plan to release the Bigtopian prisoners to any nation that will take them. We will trick His Majesty, who is in contrary to what the world will believe, not popular amongst our peoples, to sign a treaty (he will be deceived) that releases all Bigtopians with full amnesty. Our nation, however, cannot afford to give reparations and, we feel, shouldn't be forced to. We will take care of this matter internally. Any further acts of agression by foreigners will result in negative consequences to the Bigtopians we are willing to release. Cleanly stated: if you so much as injure another Uzibookabeckistani citizen with your vile weapons of war we will kill every last one of the Bigtopians that we fully plan to hand over to you (some 9,000 people).

His Majesty will believe he's signing a bill to give more funding to a new booka ball stadium when in reality he will be signing an official release of all Bigtopians effective immediately. A clause to the deal will be that we cannot renig on our promise unless we are attacked. After the treaty is signed and the Bigtopians have been released from our country, we will take care of our Kingly King of Awesome Might and instate a new form of government that is less hostile to our own health.

I give you my sacred word and I trust in yours. If you betray us, the blood of thousands will be on your hands. Do not underestimate us. If you act in agression, you will have signed the warrents to kill every one of them. You might as well be the one swinging the booka sword. Should you invade us, we will bring upon you a guerilla war like none other. We will bankrupt your nations and harrass your soldiers until you have exhausted the desire to remain on our sacred (and oil-rich) soil.

Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan
Crown Prince in Covert of the Union of Sanity

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Encoded Official Government Statement
Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria
"For a brighter tomorrow."

It dismays me to hear that the number is now only 9,000. But there is certainly space within our country, our budget and our hearts to accommodate 9,000 Bigtopians. I am interested to know how you intend to transport them without further risking their lives -- and, indeed, your own, and whether we can be of any assistance in achieving this?

Whom you choose to deport the Bigtopians to is, of course, your decision. We are simply glad that you have demonstrated the humanity and compassion to try and put an end to the needless bloodshed.

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Newly-Elected Matriarch Zelella Rocca
Leader of the Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria

Borderstanee News Network-Hafenhaf City

In todays Top Stories, First Sheikh Ahdiz Eezhard and Akhil Demhal, Headman and High Sheikh of the Abidabot, have raised a veritable armada of EH101 and CH47A helicopters, with Amil Ytariman supplying a suprisingly large amount of sophisticated combat helicopters. It is not known how the Eithero Headman aquired the many VH Cobras which landed at Inabahdplase Air Base, but nobody can be heard to complain. This may be because the sound of swords being sharpened and blades being blessed drowns out the voices of the backstabbing scum which is rumoured to reside within our land, despite the best efforts of the Borderstanee K9 Squads, but nobody really cares.

Everybody is eagerly waiting for the Helicopters to take off and bring back the Infidel abominations, but no word has been recieved from the Uzibookabeckistani governement. Zealous Sheikhs have been preaching Holy War to large crowds in Hafenhaf's Plaza of Allah's Glory, and many Muslim Warriors, infused with Allah's spirit grow anxious, and have begun gathering in the streets, organizing an impromtu Holy Army, and began to assign rank and squad designation before being interrupted by their afternoon prayers. Ahdiz Eezhard has already forbidden the large Holy Army, which grows larger by the minute, to embark until all the tribes of Borderstan, and the Council of High Sheikhs have agreed upon Holy War.

Borderstan's most decorated general and war hero, Aymin Cohmahnd, has cautioned the fiery Defenders of the Faith to wait until they have the full support of the Borderstanee Military, before they go off to serve Allah, the one true god. Imam Mohammed Izibarr, recently proclaimed 'general' of the Holy Army, promised to wait, for a while.

In other news, the Borderstanee Council of High Sheikhs has begun to meet in Hafenhaf city's Grand Mosque, the attendees coming from Eithero territory, Abidabot lands, and Innamiddel areas, and none have shot each-other yet. Other High Sheikhs, such as High Sheikh Khalig Iphree of the Agahnsteet Tribe and High Sheikh Al-fohr Ahwahr of the Dizdahnee Tribes, have arrived in Hafenhaf for the first times since the creation of Borderstan. The purpose of this meeting, obviously extremely important, is up to speculation.

Coming up after the following messages; a tribesman says his wives gave him a hard time, and what he did to them, plus: the outcome of Saturday's horse races...

McKagan

We have not contemplated the full measures behind this action, but we do not care in full. It worries us, though, to note that you appear eager for more bloodshed. Why do you seem so determined to find us as the enemy and destroy our way of life? Are you seeking our oil-rich lands to rape and pillage? You hope that our efforts don't succeed? That is a sign of hopeful aggression on your behalf, no? Fiendish such an act would be. For your sake, I hope we are misintrepting your intentions.

We are not hiding anything from you in our plans. We have no hidden motives other than that we wish to remove His Majesty from power and replace him with a more sensible leader that is vital for us to have peace and safety. As a faithful Muslim, I do not condone violence under the name of our peaceful Allah. But our Holy Handsome Majesty does.

We only threaten guerilla war if you invade our nation for then we will be fightning not for our government, but our country. Our sovereignty will not be taken without a very bloody fight that I promise you would last for decades.

Our Majesty is, while a benevolent and magnificant man, a terrible leader. He is as dull as camel's hoof and as ignorant as a crowd of infidels in the middle of Ramadan.

We will arrange the transport for the Bigtopians once the decree has been officially signed and given. Once that has been taken care of, we will remove His Majesty from power and run things how we see fit. It may take some time to get things in order, but we are confident that we have the people's support as well as the military's. The best means of transport will be decided later.

We demand, however, that you remove the Xeraph Empire from your list of aggitators. Tell them to back down or we will find negotiations will become very hard to compromise on if you know what I mean. We will not tolerate such open hostilities by a nation that we have done no harm to. If they continue to act this way to us once the UoS has taken control, a move that shall come within a day or so once the decree is signed, we will refuse to strike a deal. We are against His Majesty and the brutal slaughter of the Bigtopian infidels, but we are also against the threats issued to us by Xeraph and others.

He will sign the booka ball funding decree tonight.

Allah be with you,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

Al-Quasim Bin-Haden stepped off the plane into the hot Uzibookabeckistan weather. He down the ramp at the airport and towrds a customs official. In his two briefcases were clothes and details on the weapons the Red Tide Mafia had avaible.

OOC: :COUGHS:

PS: Why are your replies so rare? Real Life Issues?

OOC: :COUGHS:

PS: Why are your replies so rare? Real Life Issues?

OOC: Yeah, I'm sorry. I have a life that I consider more important than NS.

IC:

Mr. Bin-Haden had been cleared through customs by a directive issued under the command of Crown Prince Mullan. Mullan had demanded the man go to his personal office to meet with him personally. So there they were, two strangers united by a common goal. Bin-Haden wanted to peddle arms; Mullan wanted to purchase them.

Simply put, Mullan said, "My time is rushed. What have you got for us?"

Bin-Haden opened his suitcase and pulled out documents pertaining to weapons.

"Due to your landlocked nature, we cannot get any heavy equipment to you, but we can offer you handheld weapons."

He pointed to one document, "That is the IGLA Shoulder Mounted Surface-Air Missile, a Russian Stinger if you will. Highly effective against low flying aircraft and helicopters. 1,500 dollars per launcher, missiles are complimentary."

Then he pointed to another document, "The RPG-29 is capable of destroying a M1A2 Abrams... if hit in the right spot. Unlike the RPG-7, however, it is a weapon thats only good for use against armored vehicles. 1,300 dollars per launcher."

Next he moved his hand to another document, "The RPK-74 Light Machine Gun, a Russian version of the American SAW... utilises 7.62mm ammo, like your AK-47, and is reliable. 1,200 dollars per gun."

He pointed at another document, "Ak-104, a much more modern version of the AK-47, utilises the same ammo but is much more accurate, has a faster rate of fire, and is more powerful. It also keeps the reliability of the AK-47. 1,000 dollars per gun."

He pointed at one more document, "The AT-14 Anti-Tank Guided Missile, capable of destroying a M1A2 from any position. Laser-guided, its main downside is that is isnt very portable... as a matter of fact, its mounted on a tripod."

He finished by saying, "We also have Kraven made Equipment, if you wish to see that, just ask."

We have been following the progress of the discussions. We have repeatedly stated that we do not wish war. We wish the release of the Bigtopians to either us or Reloria. Uzibookabeckistan is in no position to make conditions pertaining to this demand. Release the Bigtopians or face military consequences.


General John Strickland, CMDR Xeraphian Forces.

We have been following the progress of the discussions. We have repeatedly stated that we do not wish war. We wish the release of the Bigtopians to either us or Reloria. Uzibookabeckistan is in no position to make conditions pertaining to this demand. Release the Bigtopians or face military consequences.


General John Strickland, CMDR Xeraphian Forces.

From the Most Serene Royal Palace:

On the contrary, we are in full position to make any conditions we want. You have no business in this ordeal, Xeraph, kindly leave or there will be grave consequences. You no longer have any say in this matter and, as of now, we are cutting any communications to you.

May Allah be with you.


RedTide2

We will purchase

5,000 IGLA Shoulder Mounted Surface-Air Missiles
10,000 RPG-29's
10,000 RPK-74 Light Machine Guns
40,000 Ak-104's
And 1,000 AT-14 Anti-Tank Guided Missile

Quote us a price and we'll pay it on the spot.

Top Secret Reply
"5,000 IGLAs=$7,500,000
10,000 RPG-29s=$13,000,000
10,000 RPK-74s=$12,000,000
40,000 Ak-104s=$40,000,000
1,000 AT-14s=$2,000,000
Total:$74,500,000

They will be delivered by airplane at the following time and place inside your nation:

Time:****
Place:******

It was a pleasure doing buisness with you."
End Message

SECRET IC:
SCENE: MSF Blaglagrand
Position: 2 hours North of Uzibookabeckistan
Altitude: 67,000 Feet

Captain Hendrickson was a legend. During the reign of the Shazbotdom Sea Naval Fleet, he was in dozens of battles and only manages to get his ship damaged in one of them. This time it was different though, this time he was at a farther distance away from the enemy than a few kilometers. What was being planned though was pure genious. In case the Bigtopians were transported out of the Nation of Uzibookabeckistan, he was ordered to take out any roads within one mile of any convoy comming from the Natoin of Uzibookabeckistan. He already had the nessicary SA-23E's and SA-32A's ready for be deployed. The pilots were ready right outside the launch section near the front of the ship. This would be a quick assault, run in, run out. And hope to god that no one spotted them.

Hendrickson looked down at his watch. It's been 2 hours since they arrived at this position and no word yet of any movement of Bigtopians within Uzibookabeckistan...

To: Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan
From: McKagan State Department

You are gravely misunderstanding our intentions. We merely do not understand why you would be against a possible military action that would remove the dictator from power. This isn't about taking control of your nation. McKagan troops will never raise their flag over Uzibookabeckistan.

If you really control the military as you speak, then we implore you to simply take control of the nation and end this. There isn't much more we can say.

Uzibookabeckistan: give me your geography and the nations you are surrounded by.

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Encoded Official Government Statement
Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria
"For a brighter tomorrow."

I would suggest that until the Bigtopians are out of harms way, we all try to lower the testosterone levels in this discussion and stop throwing around threats. Or else...! This constant aggression may well end up achieving nothing more than getting the Bigtopians killed, which would be most dismaying as, if you recall, saving their lives was the original purpose of all of this. This group within Uzib has offered to release them, and until they show cause to believe that they are insincere, we should help them do so in any way possible. Continuing to threaten them will only make things worse.

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Newly-Elected Matriarch Zelella Rocca
Leader of the Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria

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TO: The Leadership of the nations of Shazbotdom, McKagan, and Reloria
FROM: Gen. John Strickland, CMDR Xeraphian Forces

The Emperor has expressed the desire to see this situation end with as much life preserved as possible. The message from Uzib means nothing to us. If they wish to ignore us, it is at their peril. However, Xeraph will not unilaterally attack this speck of a nation. If you will forgive the comparison, it would be like killing a flea with a sledgehammer, and the Emperor does not want to be seen as an aggressor nor an oppressor.

It has therefore been decided that we four nations should come up with a plan. War or peace. Xeraph will abide by a unanimous decision. If it seems alright for these butchers to kill innocent civilians indiscriminately, then so be it. We have offered to transport the Bigtopians wherever they want to go. That it our present position.

regards,

Strickland

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International waters nearest Uzibookabeckistan, 12:42 AM

"Sir, we have reached our launch position."

The dim command room of the submarine Cerulean held several faces barely visible in the colored lights. Maps, sensor readouts, and LED lights were the only sources of light in the whole area. The commander, a stout Eurusian, stood, viewing a missile status readout.

"Excellent, hold position, order the Mighty Sword and the Serpant to hold position and the Gorgon to release surface drones."

The ensign nodded and with an "Aye, aye, sir", moved out to radio the other submarines. Soon, the four subs had stopped, resting at periscope depth. Surface drones launched from the Archer III missile sub Gorgon began feeding RADAR, LADAR, LIDAR, and visual data to the Cerulean, as the subs waited for their commands from the Naval High Command. Missile and torpedo tubes were prepared to launch munitions, and aircraft secretly readied themselves in the hangers of the Cerulean.

McKagen/Reloria/etc:

We have successully passed Holy Doctrine 564,133,253,935,012 with the official signing by His Awesomeness. His Majesty signed the bill to fund the new booka ball stadium to be built in Bookabooka city. Secretly, however, he has signed an official release of all Bigtopians. We...umm...however, have run into a problem. We have not yet been able to sack control of the Most Serene Republic from His Coolness due to situations that we'd rather not explain (hint: it has to do with three of His Powerful's nephews, two of His Merciful's nieces, and four of His Awesome Mightyness' daughters and the word "lesbian" and the phrase "inter-family, anti-Allah orgy caught on tape"). That said, we'd like to conduct this without His Wrathfullness ever finding out until it's too late. We're going to begin secretly transporting the Bigtopians to the airports where they will be boarded on planes and sent out of our country to Reloria as soon as possible. If His Devoutness takes notice, we will have to launch our coup then and there. We will scoop that desert sand when we come to it.

Allah be with you all,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

Xeraph:

We are saddened to see that you are determined for war. Cooler heads should have prevailed on your part. If it is war you wish, even though we are releasing the Bigtopians, it is war you will recieve. You may invade our nation. You may conquer our government. But you will never break our spirit. You will never take our freedom. And you will never stop our resistance. We will wage war against your occupying forces until you can take no more.

That is, of course, if you chose war. We want peace. You want blood. It's up to you, General Strickland.

Allah be with you,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

OOC::Uzibookabeckistan: give me your geography and the nations you are surrounded by. I need this. I have asked you about 5 times and sent you a telegram, Please reply.

IC:
We will be accepting these refugees at our airports. No funny Buisness.

Robert Muck

[Encrypted]

To: Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
Subject: New Bookaball Stadium

We are pleased to hear of your accomplishments in the goal of getting these Bigtopians out of the nation. Although McKagan is not among the nations who will be accepting these people (originally, they're free to come here on their own,) we feel the need to protect them on the way out of the nation. Because of this, at this moment we are sending a single Revolver Class Cruiser to the nearest international waters to the nation. It or its officers will not encroach on sovereign Uzibookabeckistani territory without your permission and consent. Its single, stand alone mission is the air coverage around the convoy.

Signed,
McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff

OOC::Uzibookabeckistan: give me your geography and the nations you are surrounded by. I need this. I have asked you about 5 times and sent you a telegram, Please reply.

IC:
We will be accepting these refugees at our airports. No funny Buisness.

Robert Muck

OOC: I thought you would've caught a hint by now...:rolleyes:

IC:

McKagan:

We will do what we can to ensure that the prisoners are transported out of our country as soon as we possible considering our circumstances. His Majesty has become overwhelmed with this personal issue (filmed incestual anti-Allah orgy; available for DVD at http://www.hotuzibookagirls.uzi/) and this has allowed us the time to take advantage of his predicament. We will use this as the smokescreen necessary to hide our own activities. The release and transport of the prisoners is already underway, but in secret. We will update you as we progress, but we demand that you keep Xeraph and any other aggressive imperialists who are only after our oil-soaked sands off our backs.

Allah be with you,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

[Encrypted]

To: Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan
From: McKagan Joint Chiefs of Staff
Subject: Bookaball Sucks

We find this most acceptable. We'll do everything we can to stop the invasion of your nation by foreign powers.

It must be asked, however, why are you not taking advantage of this time to eliminate this man? If you lack the weapons or personnel to do this we can see about getting in touch with certain... third parties, to do this. Also, if you feel you do not have the necessary military prowless to carry this undertaking out we can deploy a MISA Combat Applications Unit from Valiant to assist you in your goals.

McKagen/Reloria/etc:

We have successully passed Holy Doctrine 564,133,253,935,012 with the official signing by His Awesomeness. His Majesty signed the bill to fund the new booka ball stadium to be built in Bookabooka city. Secretly, however, he has signed an official release of all Bigtopians. We...umm...however, have run into a problem. We have not yet been able to sack control of the Most Serene Republic from His Coolness due to situations that we'd rather not explain (hint: it has to do with three of His Powerful's nephews, two of His Merciful's nieces, and four of His Awesome Mightyness' daughters and the word "lesbian" and the phrase "inter-family, anti-Allah orgy caught on tape"). That said, we'd like to conduct this without His Wrathfullness ever finding out until it's too late. We're going to begin secretly transporting the Bigtopians to the airports where they will be boarded on planes and sent out of our country to Reloria as soon as possible. If His Devoutness takes notice, we will have to launch our coup then and there. We will scoop that desert sand when we come to it.

Allah be with you all,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

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Encoded Official Government Statement
Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria
"For a brighter tomorrow."

This is good news so far. Please alert us when the planes are away and clear, as I shall have a squadron of RF-59 'Jackals' to meet your planes and escort them into Relorian airspace without incident. If you require any further assistance from us in the meantime, feel free to ask myself, Ms. Pichi or Matriarch Zelella and we shall endeavour to provide it -- sooner rather than later if it will require martial aid, given the distance between our nations. Our only concern right now is the preservation of as many lives as possible, whether they be Relorian, Bigtopian, Uzib or anyone else.

I eagerly await further news.

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Ministeress Bella Luchini
Ministeress for Defence

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McKagen/Reloria/etc:

We have successully passed Holy Doctrine 564,133,253,935,012 with the official signing by His Awesomeness. His Majesty signed the bill to fund the new booka ball stadium to be built in Bookabooka city. Secretly, however, he has signed an official release of all Bigtopians. We...umm...however, have run into a problem. We have not yet been able to sack control of the Most Serene Republic from His Coolness due to situations that we'd rather not explain (hint: it has to do with three of His Powerful's nephews, two of His Merciful's nieces, and four of His Awesome Mightyness' daughters and the word "lesbian" and the phrase "inter-family, anti-Allah orgy caught on tape"). That said, we'd like to conduct this without His Wrathfullness ever finding out until it's too late. We're going to begin secretly transporting the Bigtopians to the airports where they will be boarded on planes and sent out of our country to Reloria as soon as possible. If His Devoutness takes notice, we will have to launch our coup then and there. We will scoop that desert sand when we come to it.

Allah be with you all,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

Xeraph:

We are saddened to see that you are determined for war. Cooler heads should have prevailed on your part. If it is war you wish, even though we are releasing the Bigtopians, it is war you will recieve. You may invade our nation. You may conquer our government. But you will never break our spirit. You will never take our freedom. And you will never stop our resistance. We will wage war against your occupying forces until you can take no more.

That is, of course, if you chose war. We want peace. You want blood. It's up to you, General Strickland.

Allah be with you,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

Abdul,

We in Xeraph are pleased that you have agreed to release the Bigtopians. We will be sendind the 12th CBG to monitor the situation. As stated, we will accept any or all of the prisoners.

regards,

Gen. John Strickland, CMDR Xeraphian Forces

We in the Most Serene Republic of Uzibookabeckistan have pleasing news: all Bigtopian prisoners have been released. All of the counted prisoners have been boarded on planes and sent to either Reloria or Xeraph. From there, it is up to those governments to decide what to do with them. We, howeve, have our own problems to deal with: His Majesty has discovered our plot and we have launched our coup. He is now holding himself up in the Royal Palace with many divisions of military men under his command. I fear civil war has broken out in our streets.

Allah be with you all,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan

We in the Most Serene Republic of Uzibookabeckistan have pleasing news: all Bigtopian prisoners have been released. All of the counted prisoners have been boarded on planes and sent to either Reloria or Xeraph. From there, it is up to those governments to decide what to do with them. We, howeve, have our own problems to deal with: His Majesty has discovered our plot and we have launched our coup. He is now holding himself up in the Royal Palace with many divisions of military men under his command. I fear civil war has broken out in our streets.

Allah be with you all,
Abdul Said-Sheyk Mullan


Alaric laughed out loud. " Well, well, well. Uzib has released the oppressed masses and some of them are on their way here. And the really good news is that a civil war has broken out in that shithole of a country. I hope they slaughter each other."

Turning to an aide, he said, " Captain, inform the AirBase commanders along the coast that a plane or planes carrying Bigtopian refugees are inbound from Uzibookabeckistan. Provide all escort necessary. Have our guests transported to the Marriot and given food, clothing and money. As they are not 'chipped', they are not to wander off of the grounds of the hotel. I'll offer them permanent asylum if they wish, or we'll send them wherever they wish to go."

"Yessir, right away sir."