-Magdha-
21-01-2006, 02:25
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"Hello, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. Today, a month-long investigation of governmental corruption reached its conclusion today, with shocking results: Chancellor Calvin Cyprian, Jr., Papa J.L.'s oldest and closest friend, had stolen and squirreled away nearly a trillion dollars out of the treasury, over a period of almost ten years. This is one of the largest scandals in Roach-Busterian history, and rivals even the excesses of the kleptocratic communist regime Papa overthrew all those years ago. Cyprian at first rather hotly denied the accusations, until the evidence was presented. Finally, after more than a dozen witnesses testified, and first-hand proof of his kleptomaniacal tendencies had been revealed to the court, he tentatively admitted his role. With tears in his eyes, he said, "It is true what they say. I may have stolen a thing or two, but I'm sure Jesus Christ Himself was accused of being a thief in his time. Everyone steals. I am merely being made the sacrificial lamb." The jury of twelve reached a verdict the next day: guilty. The outcome was 10-2; 10 guilty, 2 innocent. Cyprian is to be executed tonight, by firing squad. It is rumored that Papa himself may be a participant. Live coverage of the event will be shown tonight at 10:00 P.M., and attendance will be compulsory. Again, this has been Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."
"Hello, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. Today, a month-long investigation of governmental corruption reached its conclusion today, with shocking results: Chancellor Calvin Cyprian, Jr., Papa J.L.'s oldest and closest friend, had stolen and squirreled away nearly a trillion dollars out of the treasury, over a period of almost ten years. This is one of the largest scandals in Roach-Busterian history, and rivals even the excesses of the kleptocratic communist regime Papa overthrew all those years ago. Cyprian at first rather hotly denied the accusations, until the evidence was presented. Finally, after more than a dozen witnesses testified, and first-hand proof of his kleptomaniacal tendencies had been revealed to the court, he tentatively admitted his role. With tears in his eyes, he said, "It is true what they say. I may have stolen a thing or two, but I'm sure Jesus Christ Himself was accused of being a thief in his time. Everyone steals. I am merely being made the sacrificial lamb." The jury of twelve reached a verdict the next day: guilty. The outcome was 10-2; 10 guilty, 2 innocent. Cyprian is to be executed tonight, by firing squad. It is rumored that Papa himself may be a participant. Live coverage of the event will be shown tonight at 10:00 P.M., and attendance will be compulsory. Again, this has been Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."