Toops
16-01-2006, 21:35
The Grobble Chief wandered onto the rock, his belly was fat from malnourishment and his teeth were yellow from a poor diet, he beckoned the Grobbles closer and began to speak.
"We's Grobbles have not been treated too well, the Toopies have been kicking and eating us for as long as I can remember and we can'ts get free, and whats have the Toops done for us?"
He called out around the crowd of Grobbles who seemed more content with scratching thier arses or picking off flies than concentrating on the Grobble who had learned Toopish.
"LISTEN UP YOU WORMS!!!"
The Grobble shouted out in Toopish which sparked off the immediate Grobbley reaction of standing to full attention and listening, noticing that he had full power over the Grobble kinsemen the Grobble leader started again.
"I beens going to the humies to the golds area, theys gots Grobbles too but theys treat thems well, food and clothes and things."
Some Grobbles began talking amongst eachother at this revalation and were sternly interupted by the rousing leader.
"So whats I done is make a deal with the Humies, theys helpin us to indipenduns and wes give them the Toops so's they gots slaves."
The Grobbles cheered out in celebration and began to grab weapons off the leader who had nicked several hatchets and daggers.
By dawn the village had been burned to cinders and all the Toop had been slaughtered, word spread around the kingdom to King Goredash who spluttered, the Grobbles had defeated Toops? It seemed an impossibility.
"Get me Captain Gritsnak and mobolise the boys, we is going to fighties!!!"
"We's Grobbles have not been treated too well, the Toopies have been kicking and eating us for as long as I can remember and we can'ts get free, and whats have the Toops done for us?"
He called out around the crowd of Grobbles who seemed more content with scratching thier arses or picking off flies than concentrating on the Grobble who had learned Toopish.
"LISTEN UP YOU WORMS!!!"
The Grobble shouted out in Toopish which sparked off the immediate Grobbley reaction of standing to full attention and listening, noticing that he had full power over the Grobble kinsemen the Grobble leader started again.
"I beens going to the humies to the golds area, theys gots Grobbles too but theys treat thems well, food and clothes and things."
Some Grobbles began talking amongst eachother at this revalation and were sternly interupted by the rousing leader.
"So whats I done is make a deal with the Humies, theys helpin us to indipenduns and wes give them the Toops so's they gots slaves."
The Grobbles cheered out in celebration and began to grab weapons off the leader who had nicked several hatchets and daggers.
By dawn the village had been burned to cinders and all the Toop had been slaughtered, word spread around the kingdom to King Goredash who spluttered, the Grobbles had defeated Toops? It seemed an impossibility.
"Get me Captain Gritsnak and mobolise the boys, we is going to fighties!!!"