Camel Eaters
16-01-2006, 16:35
Now, I've never made a factbook before so don't say I'm a horrible person I am using the basic template put forth by Tree Hugging Lesbians. So, here goes.
Name: The Most Manly Empire of Camel Eaters, CE for short
Religion: 90% Awesome (Split between the Baav Sart Awesome with 80% of Awesome and Neo-Celtic Awesome with 20% of Awesome) 3% Non-Awesome Islam, 2% Non-Awesome Buddhism, 1% Non-Awesome Christian, and 4% Agnostic
Government Type: Libertarian Feudal Monarchy
Currency: Corbie
Government Priorities: Fuck Welfare, Economy=Good, CAPITALISM!, Good times, Conservative ideals?
The Environment: Well, depends on where you are. In the South it's mostly good weather, In the British Isles it's mostly good weather, Hong Kong's been a bit rainy this year, you know New Zealand's been nice on that front. I think all in all it's good. Wait! There was a hurricane near The Bahamas that hit a portion of Florida. But other than that. It was hot in the Congo. But ain't it always?
Hazards and things to watch out for:
Cannibalism
Sawneys
Hurricanes
Xenofauna
Insulting someone in a kilt
Trigger happy citizens
Anything really
Holidays:
Too many to list. Every day's a celebration in Camel Eaters. Though the biggest are Christmas, Awesome Week, Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day, Samhain and probably something else.
National Biography: Now here's where it gets interesting, depending on what clan you're talking to Camel Eaters began as it is now three or more different times. We've divided this into eras with a brief summary for your benefit.
The Garzivonni Dynasty
From the time that Scotii Wanderers met with the Kurdish, Turkic, and Bedouin Tribesmen of Central Asia and the Middle East the Garzivonni have ruled. The Garzivonni were a war time Clan often giving in to bloody slaughter. The common nomadic strain which brought the nation together also helped to cement another facet of Camel life. Cannibalism. The unusual climate and mixture of peoples coupled with the warrior attitude and a desire to use everything to their advantage led to a people who prized the ability to cannibalize enemy tribes. Freckula also lead the nation into Uberstock's glory. Which allowed the mixing of genes with the Bornerifreudian Empire, effectively creating a single ethnic identity between the Generic Empire, Borman Empire, Freudotopia, and Camel Eaters.
The Mid-Times
Now when terrorist attacks claimed the lives of Freckula Garzivonni, then the ruler of Camel Eaters, and his only heir his son Manxa this brought about the end of old world Camel Eaters. No longer were we simply nomadic. As despised as he was Wottlereir did one thing for us. He moved us into a steady area. Out of our nomadic homelands and into Kashmir, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. After the Tuesday Revolution Wottlereir was murdered in the street by one Walter Hannon. Walter was eighty-six at the time and though the revolution had formed around his pro-clan, pro-traditional, and anti-Norse stance he would not have been able to lead the nation to greatness. So he allowed the reign to go to his son, Linfield.
The Hannon Dynasty
Linfield went on to move the beloved country to Alabama in the wake of Drum God incursions into Kashmir. It was there that surrounded by a truely horrible menace, known as Decisive Action, that the fledgling peoples prospered. When the collapse of DA came due to something that historians aren't exactly sure about yet, and the quick migration of former radical Mississippians to other states the Camel Eating peoples were able to move outward to inhabit a comfortable swath of North America. All of this was under Linfield Hannon, who helped to invade Australia which was eventually ceded over to Upper Xen in return for Hong Kong and New Zealand. However when inspecting a Hogsweatian Tractor Factory King Linfield had a trist with a local woman and contracted AIDs. To prevent his eventual untimely demise he chose for his own Sawney guards to end his life. The throne was then turned over to King Kellin Hannon, his nephew.
Brother Nations
Generic Empire
MassPwnage
Allies
Nation of Fortune
USSR
Roach-Busters
The Parthians
Borman Empire
Freudotopia
Upper Xen
Blood Moon Goblins
The Emperor Fenix
Enemies
None at the moment
More to come a bit later.
Name: The Most Manly Empire of Camel Eaters, CE for short
Religion: 90% Awesome (Split between the Baav Sart Awesome with 80% of Awesome and Neo-Celtic Awesome with 20% of Awesome) 3% Non-Awesome Islam, 2% Non-Awesome Buddhism, 1% Non-Awesome Christian, and 4% Agnostic
Government Type: Libertarian Feudal Monarchy
Currency: Corbie
Government Priorities: Fuck Welfare, Economy=Good, CAPITALISM!, Good times, Conservative ideals?
The Environment: Well, depends on where you are. In the South it's mostly good weather, In the British Isles it's mostly good weather, Hong Kong's been a bit rainy this year, you know New Zealand's been nice on that front. I think all in all it's good. Wait! There was a hurricane near The Bahamas that hit a portion of Florida. But other than that. It was hot in the Congo. But ain't it always?
Hazards and things to watch out for:
Cannibalism
Sawneys
Hurricanes
Xenofauna
Insulting someone in a kilt
Trigger happy citizens
Anything really
Holidays:
Too many to list. Every day's a celebration in Camel Eaters. Though the biggest are Christmas, Awesome Week, Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day, Samhain and probably something else.
National Biography: Now here's where it gets interesting, depending on what clan you're talking to Camel Eaters began as it is now three or more different times. We've divided this into eras with a brief summary for your benefit.
The Garzivonni Dynasty
From the time that Scotii Wanderers met with the Kurdish, Turkic, and Bedouin Tribesmen of Central Asia and the Middle East the Garzivonni have ruled. The Garzivonni were a war time Clan often giving in to bloody slaughter. The common nomadic strain which brought the nation together also helped to cement another facet of Camel life. Cannibalism. The unusual climate and mixture of peoples coupled with the warrior attitude and a desire to use everything to their advantage led to a people who prized the ability to cannibalize enemy tribes. Freckula also lead the nation into Uberstock's glory. Which allowed the mixing of genes with the Bornerifreudian Empire, effectively creating a single ethnic identity between the Generic Empire, Borman Empire, Freudotopia, and Camel Eaters.
The Mid-Times
Now when terrorist attacks claimed the lives of Freckula Garzivonni, then the ruler of Camel Eaters, and his only heir his son Manxa this brought about the end of old world Camel Eaters. No longer were we simply nomadic. As despised as he was Wottlereir did one thing for us. He moved us into a steady area. Out of our nomadic homelands and into Kashmir, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. After the Tuesday Revolution Wottlereir was murdered in the street by one Walter Hannon. Walter was eighty-six at the time and though the revolution had formed around his pro-clan, pro-traditional, and anti-Norse stance he would not have been able to lead the nation to greatness. So he allowed the reign to go to his son, Linfield.
The Hannon Dynasty
Linfield went on to move the beloved country to Alabama in the wake of Drum God incursions into Kashmir. It was there that surrounded by a truely horrible menace, known as Decisive Action, that the fledgling peoples prospered. When the collapse of DA came due to something that historians aren't exactly sure about yet, and the quick migration of former radical Mississippians to other states the Camel Eating peoples were able to move outward to inhabit a comfortable swath of North America. All of this was under Linfield Hannon, who helped to invade Australia which was eventually ceded over to Upper Xen in return for Hong Kong and New Zealand. However when inspecting a Hogsweatian Tractor Factory King Linfield had a trist with a local woman and contracted AIDs. To prevent his eventual untimely demise he chose for his own Sawney guards to end his life. The throne was then turned over to King Kellin Hannon, his nephew.
Brother Nations
Generic Empire
MassPwnage
Allies
Nation of Fortune
USSR
Roach-Busters
The Parthians
Borman Empire
Freudotopia
Upper Xen
Blood Moon Goblins
The Emperor Fenix
Enemies
None at the moment
More to come a bit later.