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Necropolis Litharge Bodily Disposal Storefront

Necropolis Litharge
14-01-2006, 18:03
Necropolis Litharge Corpse Disposal

This world is apparently in a constant state of war, and as a result much of the world is flooded by the remains of the unfortunates who were caught up in the conflict. Until now the Necropolis Litharge has dealt with private individuals wishing to have the remains of beloved relatives interred in this city of the dead, but now we offer the governments of the world this unique opportunity.

The Necropolis Litharge is the only city in the world dedicated entirely to the respectful disposal of the bodies of the dead, and it has been this way for more years than we can count. This makes us uniquely aware of the importance of proper disposal. Every corpse sent to us will be disposed of in one of the Five Approved Methods of Disposal. Per corpse these will all similar amounts, apart from burial, which has many sub-disposals.

1. Earth Burial or Interment
* Boxed, wrapped or naked

* Embalmed or otherwise
+5 penny pounds embalmed

* Lying, seated or standing
No extra fee

* Grave, sepulchre, vault or cairn
+50 penny pounds sepulchre

2. Disposal through Fire
* Clothed or boxed
10 penny pounds per corpse

* Pyre, vessel or ship
50 penny pounds per corpse.

3. Mummification
* Salting, mineral baths or dehydration
10 penny pounds per corpse.

4. Disposal through Water
* Feeding to water animals or fish
5 penny pounds per corpse

* Disposal in sacred river or sea
5 penny pounds per corpse

* Boxing, bagging with rocks or dismemberment
6 penny pounds per corpse

5. Air Burial
* Dismemberment and otherwise
+5 penny pounds per corpse

* Ingestion by raptors or scavengers
15 penny pounds per corpse

* Complete or partial disposal
+3 penny pounds complete,
+1 penny pounds partial

We ask that you work out the cost yourself.


[Isn't it odd that massive wars ravage the world, but the removal of corpses is rarely mentioned? Heh.]
Necropolis Litharge
21-01-2006, 18:17
Suit yourselves, you boring bastards :P

:D
Theao
21-01-2006, 18:31
ooc: Interesting idea, but what's the basic cost for each type of burial?
Ie: What is the cost of a basic burial
Ragtag Fugitive Fleet
21-01-2006, 18:44
[Your basic 'dropped in a hole in the ground' is equivalent to $50. I am Litharge, can't be arsed to log in again :)]