NationStates Jolt Archive

The Tocrowkian Military is putting over two hundred Nuclear weapons online this very minute, and aiming them at the current location of Mr.Wiggles II, where ever it may be. We here in the Reich believe him to be a threat to international security, as well as an insult to humanity.

The obese, cannibalistic fool of a leader is not allowed to come within two million square miles of the Tocrowkian Reich from this moment forward. If he does, Military action will be taken against him and his nation, most likely in the form of turning his pathetic, mis-guided nation into a huge field of glass. We also call upon all other Nations of the Earth to enact the same policy, to protect their own morality and international image.


-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Evo had dropped his coffee.

"Oooowwwwwwwwiiiiiieeeeeeeee"

The Advisor to the King was about at the breaking point. Never before had he seen so many normally sane nations want to go nuclear over a....well...idiot.

He'd start drafting a condemtion of going nuclear.

And change his trousers.

Dont worry I, Gyrobot, leader of the Recanian Republic will eliminate him and bring his remains, that is he has any left to Damien Dreadfire for his collection of slain warriors.

Semi-IC: My word! I tell ya, Mr. Wiggles II must be the most popular leader of the week! He seems to ever cast a shadow over the almighty Dreadfire right now.

I gotta get me a Mr. Wiggles clone to do my dirty work from now on!

IC: President Villian has been hearing all about this Mr. Wiggles II, a blubery, bouncy, grease-ball of a human being. He couldn't help but laugh about it. And now an older nation threatening nuclear war? A week ago if you were to tell President Villian that a man named Wiggles would be stirring the pot so much he's become the most popular leader of the week - even above Dreadfire and the like - he'd have laughed and then had you hung for lying. Now, it's actually the truth! Who knew?

Don't you think you're overreacting a bit? How can one man cause such a ripple?

Anyway, there are several Mr.Wiggles clones, one of them is currently being filmed for a TV special in our country, the rest are taking part in various diplomatic ventures. Now, if your magic nukes can pinpoint thier exact location, these nations will most likely consider it an act of war, we know we will. Don't you think you might prevent the launch, taking this into consideration?

Buff Whitlam and Luke Nukem,
Generals of Martian colony 43's Armed forces

the undead lands are preparing a 'special' hoarde to hunt wiggles and his clones down, in undeath he shall be used to fuel the fires of the Death Spire Citadel

Antanjyl finds that destroying a nation ruled by such a horrific excuse for a human being would be a waste of a population that has obviously suffered a severe food shortage since his coming to power. Seeing as this "man" has caused such trouble for the international community, and so flawlessly made it into other nations unscathed, is it so hard to assume that he did the same to take over the nation known as Paralax? At this time currently we would like nothing else to watch this most disgusting of creatures sentenced to a slow and painful death. However, we condemn any attacks against his country, and will defend his people if such a war comes about.

Signed,
Emperor Galf

OOC: Besides, I need to increase my top secret slave trade. ^_~

all who defend wiggles shall face the true brunt of the undead war machine, and these arnt skeletons with swords, these skeletons are armed with proper Assault Weaponry, Capable of fighting against any ary, and in great numbers, although tanks tend to be a problem...:mp5: :sniper: