Newbia
10-01-2006, 15:59
*Televised worldwide.*
"It's that time of year. In the dead of night.
A flock of geeze flee in fright.
For 'lo and behold the stars are right.
And the old one stirs, in the depths, without light..."
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"But since that has absoluletly squat to do with this weeks events. Let's hear it for our proud scientists! Yes you heard me, over the course of the next 6 days, (the seventh and the 9th used for repairs and decontamination) we will host any whack, nutjob or evil genius out there with an appetite for destruction (or maybe hoping for some goverment funding (Or plain world domination)) and their inventions! Be it Ultimate Doomsday Devices*, tanks the size of small countries or even unconventially domesticated farm animals (genetic freakshows included but nondisclosed according to the GDI undisclosed mandate for dangerous pets. Or God.) we will show it, in action, live on camera out here in the **Newbian Glass Deserts of Ohemgiie. So call your crazy uncle Stewie out from your garage and tell him to bring his latest invention of mass destruction!"
Newbia will not be held liable nor responsible for the almost certain catastrophic events of biblical proportions that will most certainly unfold before, during and many years after the convention. By entering you sign off every right you have as a human being and in case of you or your candidates almost certain demise, this will be written off as collateral damage. And your or his next of kin won't be eligable for large cash amounts. None. Zip. Nada. Stop asking. Piss off.
*The U.D.D of Newbia, showcased during last years convention (privately sponsored) proved to be a fluke. Sorry.
**A peculiar, but entirely natural desert. Made from glass. Makes wikkied lighting effects during loud concerts.
Meanwhile a bored King in a completely different part of the country turns off his TV-set. Before uttering- "What a load of rubbish."
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OOC: Yeah, I'm bored. Entrys are eligable to enter by boat, tank, plane, hovercraft, flying saucer or even the weapon itself. It just have to be absurd in some fashion.
"Do not ask me for serious. For then thou akin the question. "Arth thou serious?!". And I do not like trick questions. And now for something completely different."
"It's that time of year. In the dead of night.
A flock of geeze flee in fright.
For 'lo and behold the stars are right.
And the old one stirs, in the depths, without light..."
* * *
"But since that has absoluletly squat to do with this weeks events. Let's hear it for our proud scientists! Yes you heard me, over the course of the next 6 days, (the seventh and the 9th used for repairs and decontamination) we will host any whack, nutjob or evil genius out there with an appetite for destruction (or maybe hoping for some goverment funding (Or plain world domination)) and their inventions! Be it Ultimate Doomsday Devices*, tanks the size of small countries or even unconventially domesticated farm animals (genetic freakshows included but nondisclosed according to the GDI undisclosed mandate for dangerous pets. Or God.) we will show it, in action, live on camera out here in the **Newbian Glass Deserts of Ohemgiie. So call your crazy uncle Stewie out from your garage and tell him to bring his latest invention of mass destruction!"
Newbia will not be held liable nor responsible for the almost certain catastrophic events of biblical proportions that will most certainly unfold before, during and many years after the convention. By entering you sign off every right you have as a human being and in case of you or your candidates almost certain demise, this will be written off as collateral damage. And your or his next of kin won't be eligable for large cash amounts. None. Zip. Nada. Stop asking. Piss off.
*The U.D.D of Newbia, showcased during last years convention (privately sponsored) proved to be a fluke. Sorry.
**A peculiar, but entirely natural desert. Made from glass. Makes wikkied lighting effects during loud concerts.
Meanwhile a bored King in a completely different part of the country turns off his TV-set. Before uttering- "What a load of rubbish."
* * *
OOC: Yeah, I'm bored. Entrys are eligable to enter by boat, tank, plane, hovercraft, flying saucer or even the weapon itself. It just have to be absurd in some fashion.
"Do not ask me for serious. For then thou akin the question. "Arth thou serious?!". And I do not like trick questions. And now for something completely different."