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Fearing that Mr. Wiggles II will soon decide to make his way to Aveliot, and hearing of the horror stories from other nations, not to mention viewing and hearing the broadcasts on both television and over the radios, The Peoples Protector, John Wisher of Aveliot, is willing to pay to have Mr. Wiggles II be killed by any means possible. Also, all boats (Aveliot does not have any airports at this time on any of our many tropical islands in the South Pacific) carrying anyone from Paralax, or coming from any ports in Paralax, will be turned around or destroyed before ever reaching our shores.

$5 million is offered to the person who brings the head of Mr. Wiggles II to us.

Mr. Wiggles II's Nephew

over secret radio

My uncle?

You want him killed?

$ 5 Million? HA!

Hes not even worth that much!

but youll have to get passed his guards..

and you out of everyone should know, that he has many clones- no one knows that the real one lives in the bunkers of Quinte---

oppes

bye!

Dont you dare ask us to do it. I know we are assasins but this is something that no assasin will take, not for that much. At least 5 million for the accepting price.

Sean Dillon looked over the offer he had just received via e-mail from a friend. His organization was desperate for money. The INAL needed anything they could get, and if that meant getting another country mad at them, so be it. He sent out the following message to his freind who would forward it to the appropiate people:

To: Those in power seeking the death of Mr. Wiggles.
I, Sean Dillion of the INAL, am to take on this mission providing you do the following:
Add another 2.5 million to the bounty
Provide transport in and out of target area
Provide survailence and intel. on target
From: Sean Dillion,
Leader of the Dark Angels of the INAL

We may take the job. Up the price and we will.

Transmission of Unknown Origin.

Gyrobot peered over the horizon, he looked a old paper that said: "Mr. Wiggles denied audienced from Dreadfire". He knew that fool was dumb, first he insulted a few leaders, then he demanded to see Dreadfire, no one demands from Dreadfire. But yet, Dreadfire didnt show his similar ruthless trait to wiggles. What Dreadfire refused to do Gyrobot will do it himself and with bloody hands. Gyrobot ordered Meteor corps "Umbriel Auxia" to prepare an invasion fleet for Paralax, but it was only step one, step 2 was to actually lure wiggles out of his hiding hole and divert attention. Final Step was to invade, have mr wiggles return to his nation and then shoot down his plane as it enters the air, killing him and earning the bounty from Aveliot which then will be used to assist Space Union's economy. With this he sent an Trasmission

Dear Aveliot

I will be interested in eliminating not only Mr. Wiggles but his pitiful nation. I got an well eqiup force and also an well established plan that will utterly crush the nation of Paralax along with their leader. The trap has been brought I only need the meat.

From Gyrobot Lenster

We, the Aona of the northern wastes of the empire, are willing to send a hundred of our assassins to hunt down and utterly exterminate the true r. Wiggles and as many of his clones as possible. Yet our services are not cheap, in order to gain such a contract you must pay us two hundred million in gold in exchange for this assassination contract.

Signed,
Master of the Aona Assassination Guild

NOTE: The INAL is an Irish revolutionary group based in my nation. They do not attack my nation so my nation just leaves them alone. They are not supplied by my nation, but my nation and the INAL share the same origins.

God someone please take up the job....

OOC: Where's TW when you need him? lol He'd do it for free...

Ooc: Tw?

Fine we will take the job, but you wont get a full Black agent.... Maybe a normal one. He should be able to do the job.

OOC: Terror of the World.

IC:

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan condemns the harsh measures taken to keep Mr. Wiggles out of the nation of Aveliot, which basically amount to the summary execution of thousands of people on a ship with a Paralaxian on it. Mr. Wiggles, while a disgusting example of what happens to people who eat too many HoHos and Jaffa cakes, does not deserve to be murdered.

Mr. Wiggles, should he choose to accept, will be granted asylum in Kahanistan until the Government of Aveliot rescinds its unlawful edict.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

"Oh My God"

Evo had read a lot of things in the international news, a LOT of things. However, he was utterly dumbstruck at the stories circulating around this...Wiggles character.

Evo didn't know if he should laugh at his fanatics, or cry for the continued downfall of mankind.

Evo didn't know what the hell to advise the King on this one, other than keep him away from Fourhearts.

It was sad that certain nations were on killing sprees just because thier national leader was well....a joke.

OOC: Terror of the World.

IC:

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan condemns the harsh measures taken to keep Mr. Wiggles out of the nation of Aveliot, which basically amount to the summary execution of thousands of people on a ship with a Paralaxian on it. Mr. Wiggles, while a disgusting example of what happens to people who eat too many HoHos and Jaffa cakes, does not deserve to be murdered.

Mr. Wiggles, should he choose to accept, will be granted asylum in Kahanistan until the Government of Aveliot rescinds its unlawful edict.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

OOC: um, too late Mr. Wiggles is already in Aveliot...

Mr Wiggles is currently aboard a transport ship to our planet. If you even think about attacking it, we have five Star destroyers, and a really bad idea that says you should back off.

Buff Whitlam and Luke Nukem,
Generals of Martian colony 43's armed forces.

In regards to Mr. Wiggles II:

anyone targeting this pig must first get through our colony's defenses, he is a business partner, and we will not let him come to be harmed,

Omega-Psyche stands by Martian Colony 43.

in regards to Martian Colony 43:

would you like to submit some of your people for use in the lab? we need more rats for our current research in massive atom dematerialization, copys of the plans and a prototype will be sent, if you agree on the trade contract.

Thank you,
General Scilik Bloodpact of Domixia


ooc: anyone looking to learn more about my race, check the thread: need more colonization. thanks ;)

In regards to Mr. Wiggles II:

anyone targeting this pig must first get through our colony's defenses, he is a business partner, and we will not let him come to be harmed,

Omega-Psyche stands by Martian Colony 43.

in regards to Martian Colony 43:

would you like to submit some of your people for use in the lab? we need more rats for our current research in massive atom dematerialization, copys of the plans and a prototype will be sent, if you agree on the trade contract.

Thank you,
General Scilik Bloodpact of Domixia


ooc: anyone looking to learn more about my race, check the thread: need more colonization. thanks ;)
OOC: I hear you're Mr. Wiggles far-away friend from his school, yes?

ooc: yurp, sorta, i known em since like kindergarten.
we dont go to school together though.

ooc: yurp, sorta, i known em since like kindergarten.
we dont go to school together though.
OOC: Gotchya... well, I'm the guy who introduced Mr. Wiggles the first to NationStates... *worries that all of NS is gonna beat the crap outta me for that*

ooc: lol, ten4, rp with me on my other post ^_^

picks his nose in disgust

"Oh my God!, he wants to kill me?"

OOC: Mr. WIGGLIES II FATHERS NATION IS GOING TO BE REVIVED! W0000T!

"Hehe, my fathers nation will come out of hiding, if i die, :fluffle: to you aveliot. "

"i thank all of you for protecting me, turns out my nephew told you the location of my real mr. wiggles II source clone. that is ok."

OOC: :) you guys will like Quintero

To all nations: A ship will be deporting with Mr. Wiggles II from Aveliot within a few hours! You are free to destroy it as you wish! Easy picking! Just make sure that he doesn't float away - pop him if you must to make him sink!

oh-

:fluffle: from You know who
and :upyours: to you T/W

:)

OOC: YES! The fat sack o' crap is gunna die.

OOC: Aveliot, we got your back in taking care of Wiggles and some of the weaker nations. Right now many are in no shape of taking me on and this is for AMF!

IC: Gyrobot received an telegram interception that Wiggles has departed from Aveliot. Gyrobot then entered the Saberwolf, a Modified aircraft meant for destroying naval assets. To assist him he had a Stingray Submarine ready to sink the first Mr Wiggles to the bottom while the invading force is preparing to mount a beachead to conquer and destroy any clones he had to ensure he never act like an annoying ass to the veteran nations. Ever. The Saberwolf then enter ideal striking distance and fired 2 Ship buster Missiles both of which are expected to destroy the boat.

OOC: uhh, heh... I don't think anyone needs to worry about sinking that ship anymore... seems that Wiggles II did that on his own... lmao! http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=462295&page=4 post 57

OOC: Yes, yes, it's true! The glutton never ceases to amaze me! He steps on the boat and cracked a hole in the bottom of the damn thing! He's gonna have to pay me for a new ship before he dies!

OOC: Thats it! I'm sending 50,000 soldiers to Quintero on an uhh inspection... There, we will ruthlessly slaughter every single person untill the real Mr.Wiggles II comes out of hiding! We'll kill his clone that wound up in Antanjyl too.

IC: We'll take the bounty, and we'll make sure that our Mr.Wiggles is the real one. I guarantee that every single person in Paralax will be removed forcibly, and anyone over 300 lbs will be shot on sight. After that, I will personally launch a series of bunker busters all over Quintero, followed by some nuclear weapons. Even if he doesn't die, he'll almost surely starve to death. Consider this a gift to Aveliot, from Emperor Galf himself.