NationStates Jolt Archive

"Antiquatauri State New"

"The Pharoah has declared that their is to be a tax on all the people to support the buiding and care of the priests of the sun god, Autumn. He has declar4ed also that such deviant religions as Judaism, Christianity and Islam to have official government recignbition withdrawbn from it. This has caused the minority of Jewish, Christian and Muslim subjects of the Holy Rmpitr of Antiquatauria to hold mass protests in New Memphis, the capital of Antiquataurua.
The blessed Pharoah announced his decision in lieu of the terrorist attacks of the afofre mentioned Abrahamic religions, notion that qoute 'their intolerance to the state religion of Autumn and attacks on the Diety's temples have forced me to use sterner measures to deal with the fundementalists, It is unfortunate, but the culture of Antiquatauria is solidly pagan, and thus the mass proselytizing, terrorist actions and assaults on the Temples nust cease, The last outrage of these owards in a corordinated attack on local Temples of the great and blessed Sun -God Autumn was the last straw."
Antiquayaurian malitia and armed forces have bene deployed to contain the protesting and rioting in New Memphis. We ask all good citizens to offer up prayers to the One True God, Autumn. and all the lesser dieties to guide our Lord Imhotep and the Antiquataurian military in putting down this rebellion of fundementalist radicals."

To: Antiquataurian
From: the FedAB
Subject: Religious exile

Antiquataurian, the Federation of Amazonian Beasts would be willing, pending your approval, to remove Christians and Jews from your noble country. This service would be free of charge, and if you accept, we will send ships to pick them up. We are not very tolerant of Islam, however, and would rather not have to transport them to our country.

Signed,
Andrew Chambers
FedAB Foreign Affairs Minister

From the office of: Emperor Fat Monkey 13 the former great archmage, the master strategist, the great general, the brilliant, the genius, the demon monkey, the reincarnated from hell, and the future galactic warlord and Benevolent Dictator from the future

To the office(s) of: Pharoah Imhotep of Antiquataurian


My nation would be willing to Accept any Jews or Muslims (not Christians as my nation was ‘abused’ by them in my absence in much of the 1800s, many, generations later, still have not forgiven them) after we have done extensive background investigations on them to assure that they are not the terrorist you mention (if we through our investigations find information that leads us to believe a person is a terrorist we will let you know and turn the individual over to your authorities). We do not wish to make you exile these people but we are offering our nation as a refuge to people who do not wish to live under your government. We also promise to keep an eye on these people to make shore that they do not organize attempts to effect your government.

[Official Stamp of Emperor Fat Monkey 13 (In Potty 5 the stamp is seen as signatures are seen in the west, also the stamp of the emperor is not to be confused with the stamp of his office)]