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I would like to acquire nukes from any nation willing to sell. I just need proof of purchase to ensure my enemies accept I have nukes. So willing to pay any price, please respond and say you dropped off the nukes in either of these locations:

City of Dunro, Spirtia, Yashibi

Space station of Siru

20-30 nukes would be fine

a 100 would be a blessing :)

hmm we could deliver you these... but we would have to um... launch them at you :gundge:

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To: Immortal Dragons
From: Avalt Security Systems, Incorporated
Subject: Nuclear Weapons Transport

Many corporations in McKagan are interested in arming smaller nations (or those without massive militaries) with nuclear weapons in an attempt to defeat one of the worst things on the planet today: imperial agression. For far too long large nations with militaries in the millions have attacked smaller ones and not faced much opposition. We are able to provide client nations with a vast system of nuclear options. We sell nuclear torpedoes, mines (land), mines (water), missiles, individual warheads, and even have a system available of putting nuclear ordnance into space to allow targeting to take place quickly and almost without the possibility of being stopped. We offer both Tactical (used for taking out smaller targets, like fleets or tank columns) and Strategic (End of world, city killing) devices. We will sell you whatever you wish for, but would need more information before we start shipping.

McKagan, you are my new best friend.

I will pay whatever price you want. My currency is plantinum bonds, worth 6 US each. Is a price range of 5 to 10 million for every nuclear device good? If that's totally off, tell me.

I would 7 nuclear torpedoes.

50 nuclear devices, I guess missiles that can be launched from space, launched by rocket to space station Siru. We can handle the recovery of rockets holding the nuclear devices from orbit.

50 nuclear missiles, ICBM if possible, delivered to my three cities or into the nuclear silos I'm building nearby right now.

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To: Immortal Dragons
From: Avalt Security Systems, Incorporated
Subject: Nuclear Weapons Transport

For the torpedoes, we would have to charge 300 million each. They are each 2.5 kilotons, so against various sea based targets they are instant death.

For space based weapons, we'll send 100KT weapons. These each run at 6.3 billion USD each. This is including the propper devices to install the weapons on space stations. We aren't sure if you want US to install them there, or if you will. If you want us to, we can do this for you for only 1 billion USD, which is a fairly cheap price considering other things.

For land based weapons, we have the save 100KT weapons available. We'll sell these for 6 billion USD each, including the missiles.

We know that the prices stated are MUCH higher than the ones you were looking to pay, and we understand that. We have done dealings with other small nations with much less ability to pay. What we will do is allow you to pay over a stretch of 10 years, which, baring an economic collapse, should be just fine.

Re: Nuclear weapons.
Azarbad state security Dept, Commisar havokov.

The state of Azarbad would sell your nation land based ICBM weapons with a range of 11,000knots, for a cost of 1 billion 500 million USD each.

The yield of these weapons is 27Mgt For our tritium fusion based weapons, and 6Mgt with much fallout for our Uranium gun type weapons. We also have Salter bombs avliable. These leave a powerful radioisotope in the soil for 6.5 years, making all life cease on the area affectived.

Please let Azarbad know if you our intrested in our offerings.


Yours truly,
Commisar havokov.

My currency is plantinum bonds, worth 6 US each.
OOC: Correction: 1.8751 platinum bonds = $1 (NSEconomy (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=immortal+dragons))

Re: Nuclear weapons.
Azarbad state security Dept, Commisar havokov.

The state of Azarbad would sell your nation land based ICBM weapons with a range of 11,000knots, for a cost of 1 billion 500 million USD each.

The yield of these weapons is 27Mgt For our tritium fusion based weapons, and 6Mgt with much fallout for our Uranium gun type weapons. We also have Salter bombs avliable. These leave a powerful radioisotope in the soil for 6.5 years, making all life cease on the area affectived.

Please let Azarbad know if you our intrested in our offerings.


Yours truly,
Commisar havokov.

[OOC: How you're able to make such powerful nuclear weapons that cheap, I'll never know. At the price you're selling, you LOSE money.]

Azarbad is not always doing things for profit. We do them to political ends as well. Azarbad's major policy (OOC: Over the life of the nation my major focus has been military) is defense related, and we have spent a good deal of money to devlope our weapons production. But as we said, zarbad does deals both for profit, and for other reason, Our offer stands, but up to a maximum of 8 missiles. After the price goes to 7 billion.

OOC: Correction: 1.8751 platinum bonds = $1 (NSEconomy (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=immortal+dragons))

Oh I'm sorry. I did not realize that nationstates kept track of such things.

McKagan, we would like to accept your offer. Thank you for your support. We pledge ourselves to your payment plan.

Scratch the space station. I lost it in the war. Please just deliver to Dunro and the nuclear silos there a hundred missiles.

Plus 7 torpedoes to submarines broadcasting on Draconian channels in the ocean.

From the War Caste of Jenrak
From Ashili Darkholme
I feel that in the time and money you've taken to purchase nuclear weaponry, you could have much more effectively used it to fund your military. Nuclear weaponry is not the safest course of action for a nation as unstable as yours at the moment. No matter how much money you have, you could take things for granted, and most importantly, you could underestimate nuclear weaponry.

McKagan, we would like to accept your offer. Thank you for your support. We pledge ourselves to your payment plan.

Scratch the space station. I lost it in the war. Please just deliver to Dunro and the nuclear silos there a hundred missiles.

Plus 7 torpedoes to submarines broadcasting on Draconian channels in the ocean.

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Because some of those missiles were designed for space use, we will be knocking part of the cost off, since the devices for space mounting them won't be required.

Starting next week, an ASI Transport Ship will head out. It's a very secretive ship, and thus no one will notice it. After a month, the nuclear weapons you have asked for will be installed at the locations you asked for.

As for you asking for a receipt for proof of purchase, a person on the ship will deliver you a keycard. On that card is digital information that will link you to an Avalt satellite that will provide necessary information.

Thank you for doing business.

Minister for clearing out that annoying glowing backroom.

Sell? We'll GIVE you a few. How does this sound: 15 Tritium Fueled Thermonuclear Warheads mounted on IRBMs with a range of 200 miles? They have a maximum yield of 1.7 megatons and you can dial in the power. There are a few major settings: 250 kilotons, 500 kilotons, 1 megaton, 1.3 megatons and 1.7 megatons. A bit of a catch, the tritium breaks down easily and has to be refueled every 10 years or so. And these warheads are around 30 years old, and the tritium is refueled every 10 years, and they got another 10 years on them. And the electronics have to be replaced and such. Just take them. We'll ship them by C-130.

Please, the glow keeps me up at night.

VVVV OOC: Thats the plan, my man, I get rid of nukes and he thinks I'm an ally.

I hope his Defense budget can support them...

my advisers and I are "curious" as why such a country would need soo many nucular weapons? sure defences perpuses are a good excuse, but is that not what alies are for? the New World Republic will need a good explination or we will be forced to take action against you.

please omit the smiles....

my advisers and I are "curious" as why such a country would need soo many nucular weapons? sure defences perpuses are a good excuse, but is that not what alies are for? the New World Republic will need a good explination or we will be forced to take action against you.:mp5: :sniper:

Go for it.

He's fighting a civil war against my coalition, The Rajou. He was thought to have assassinated a Grand Chancellor's son and then we aided that nation (Jordantinople). Jordantinople then nuked him and my allies and I began to occupy his country. The Grand Chancellor turned out to be crazy and was assassinated by his SON (it was all just an elaborate conspericy but we didn't know). My Emperor was pushing for peace while Reztles, another of my allies, was fighting a last bastion of I D's power. "My Son" then ordered another army into the nation as a relief force...and he wants peace by nuking us.

(In an OOC realiztation, my allies found out why nukes ruin roleplaying. However, our pal here thinks just BUYING nukes make sense. I personally dropped out of the flame-fest and I think it would be best to just ignore this whole issue).

Hope that clarifies the problem.

im sorry but this transaction cannot continue, i will not allow the selling of nuckular weapons, if he does not cancel the transaction within 10 hours, i will be forced to surround the nation, to prevent any weapons from getting in until this is settled

im sorry but this transaction cannot continue, i will not allow the selling of nuckular weapons, if he does not cancel the transaction within 10 hours, i will be forced to surround the nation, to prevent any weapons from getting in until this is settled

That's not the smartest move.

im sorry but this transaction cannot continue, i will not allow the selling of nuckular weapons, if he does not cancel the transaction within 10 hours, i will be forced to surround the nation, to prevent any weapons from getting in until this is settled

[OOC: For starters, all transactions were made in secret IC; meaning you cannot know about them. Secondly, I thought you were being OOC back there. Perhaps you should have labeled that. Now right now i'm not taking you serious and i'm just ignoring you. But on the off chance you DO manage to accept the fact that you even knowing of the weapons is a godmod, and you work around it and SOMEHOW find a way to know about the nukes; I'd go to your capital city in under 24 hours. Hence, you better back right the fuck off.]

McKagan, what Cantelmium has said is partially true. However, he has not dropped out of the war yet, he just has said he will but he told me that over a week ago (REAL time, not game time). So now he's saying it again, maybe it will be another week wait.

So the issue is not moot.

Jordantinople attacked me and blew more than half of my cities to ashes with nukes on the 2nd day of war. Morgiland dropped 20 nukes on ONE SINGLE CITY. Overkill to say the least.

Which is why I want nukes of my own, to defend myself from further nuclear deployment and their diminished but still present nuclear arsenals.

And with the delivery, in the civil war, one real day equates 13 game days. So I think I can say that your ship has arrived in Draconia? Righto?

Hope we continue to do business.

ohh hell im sorry, i feel soo bad i will persoanly give you 22 anti-nuke GTA missles.imy country recently developed a missle system capable of shooting down any missle from half a mile away. there are a few flaws becuase it is still in the early stages of development.

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Oh I'm sorry. I did not realize that nationstates kept track of such things.
OOC: http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/

McKagan, what Cantelmium has said is partially true. However, he has not dropped out of the war yet, he just has said he will but he told me that over a week ago (REAL time, not game time). So now he's saying it again, maybe it will be another week wait.

So the issue is not moot.

Jordantinople attacked me and blew more than half of my cities to ashes with nukes on the 2nd day of war. Morgiland dropped 20 nukes on ONE SINGLE CITY. Overkill to say the least.

Which is why I want nukes of my own, to defend myself from further nuclear deployment and their diminished but still present nuclear arsenals.

And with the delivery, in the civil war, one real day equates 13 game days. So I think I can say that your ship has arrived in Draconia? Righto?

Hope we continue to do business.

[OOC: Yes, you can say the ship is there now, if that's the case. Just to point out, if it ever goes to it later, the McKagan government is NOT the one selling you nukes. It's a private company, so attacking McKagan over it (if someone did) would be quiet ill advised.]

Jolly good sir!

A heartfelt thank you in our time of need.

Not dropping out of the war and being at 32 Man Wrestling Tournaments and work all week and unable to post:

Are two different things.

You attacked again. That makes the difference.