NationStates Jolt Archive


Paralax Introduces Itself And Looks For Allies

Paralax
08-01-2006, 08:12
Mr. Wiggles II, the son of President Wiggles of the nation of Quintero, has founded a new country. located on an island in the Artic Ocean, just east of Greenland after leaving Quintero in the midst of the war against Terror of the World " :upyours: ".

The people of this new nation are people of the ideology of philanthropy, the promotion of the wellbeing of humanity. :D . The people are self sufficient people, all of them know how to fish, how to farm (even in the cold weather of the artic), and how to make and keep up a shelter.

With winds coming from the surrounding ocean, and from comstant sun coming from the heavens, the two sources of energy for the people of Paralax are solar panels and wind mills.

A very religious society that follows a very moral way of life. The people of paralax are very friendly but naive from lack of experience of war and from living in a peaceful community-based society.

However Mr. Wiggles II and his government know the parrels of war and the necessity of a national defense. Thus Mr. Wiggles has helped the people of Paralax to become a well-trained militia. Also a natural defense of the island is the contant cold of the island, an army not used to the cold weather would evacuate before even finding the civilization.

Under the cities there is a network of bunkers to protect the people in case of an attack, or in the cold winters of the north.

As well as the military being a self-sufficient milita there is a smal naval force, and a even smaller air force.

Mr. Wiggles II knowing what happens when a nation gets into a war, has an ideology of isolationism. So from lack of trade the nation has no international economy.

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Paralax News
Paralax Announces Plans for Diplomacy!
Wiggles II waddles up to his Polishly funny-looking stick podium (ooc: i am part polish, so i am allowed to make fun of polish stuff), his fat jiggling like Jello, as the tattered banner of Paralax flapping in the frigid Artic air.

With a mouthful of his mothers famous homemade super-duperly suger chocalate cake he opens his mouth, and with a avalance of chocolate cake falling from his mouth he said into the microphone;

Jello otjer nations, i am talking to you over tjis tjing as he holds up the microphone staring at it with disbelief that such a marvelous artifact could exist I Mr. Wiggles II, officialy claim this spot of frozen land as my own! and I call it Paralax, i dont know wjy, but i can, becuase it is mine, and i own it, so Ja! and umm, i would like to be friends witj you guys, some of you seem cool. as he flicks his fingers off his chin with a big grin he walks off the screen.

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:headbang: his international advisor after the flicking the chin, he thinks about telling Mr. Wiggles II that, that is not a good sign to everyone outside our country, but thinks better of it so he can get his raise.
Aveliot
08-01-2006, 08:43
The Peoples Protector, John Wisher, watched the news confrence on his screen. "Who's that jellybean up there on the screen?" he wondered outloud. "That's Mr. Wiggles..." said an aid. "I know that!" John Wisher snaps back, "but I can hardly understand the fool! How can he possibly be a leader? I tell you, that's exactly why we need to upgrade our military! Why, with people like that leading nations now, nobody is safe!" he said.

"Sir, with all due respect..." the aid was cut off, "We should align with them. That's the only way to stay safe from that maniac! Send a message to them." John Wisher said.

"Will do, sir." the aid said.

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Message to the Government of Paralax
We of the nation of Aveliot would be ablidged to become an ally of your... uhh... great... nation. We would like to schedule a meeting with your top diplomats, and would invite Mr. Wiggles II to tour our beautiful capital! We await your response!
Paralax
08-01-2006, 09:14
Mr. Wiggles II Meets Aveliot

with delight Mr. Wiggles II claped his fat jelly like hands in delight, "i have a friend!" and with a belch he grapped for a chocalate bar sitting on the couch and stuffed it into his mouth.

"i want to go visit them, but they must have food, call them please."

what are you going to bring as food?

"why a suckling pig of course"

we dont have any pigs up here sir

"how about a walrus? we have those right?"

yes, but they are gross

"so, they will eat it, i will eat their yummy pigs all up"

ok... do you know there number?

"No! why would i know their number?"

well, i dont know it! click *69

"isnt that some kinda bad thing?"

... just dial it

"fine..."

The telephone operator "your phone is out of service, please pay your phone bill"

"..."

he dials again

The telephone operator "your phone is out of service, please pay your phone bill"

to his aid, "why is the phone saying this to me?"

"you havent payed your phone bill...

"But its MY phone! why do i have to pay to use it?!"

"... do you wanna use my cell phone?

"what? your cell phone? whats this?"

oh my...
Maraque
08-01-2006, 11:34
To: Mr. Wiggles II
From: The Kingdom of Maraque, King Sven Sirron

Hello,

On behalf of the Kingdom of Maraque, I, King Sven Sirron, would like to congratulate you on your new nation.

However, the entire nation of Maraque is appalled by your immature behavior, and we will not associate ourselves with you after this letter is sent and recieved.

You are nothing more than an evil, dispicable dictator, who will run the country into the ground, you are not a suitable leader to a nation, and you very well know this. You will fail, miserably.

Signed,
King Sven Sirron, the Constitutional Monarchy of Maraque, it's regions, and territories
Paralax
08-01-2006, 18:21
To: Mr. Wiggles II
From: The Kingdom of Maraque, King Sven Sirron

Hello,

On behalf of the Kingdom of Maraque, I, King Sven Sirron, would like to congratulate you on your new nation.

However, the entire nation of Maraque is appalled by your immature behavior, and we will not associate ourselves with you after this letter is sent and recieved.

You are nothing more than an evil, dispicable dictator, who will run the country into the ground, you are not a suitable leader to a nation, and you very well know this. You will fail, miserably.

Signed,
King Sven Sirron, the Constitutional Monarchy of Maraque, it's regions, and territories

Mr. Wiggles II looked over this letter.

"immature?" he asked his aides, "am i immature?"
"no-no" troubledly replied his advisors.
"it doesnt matter anyways, what does he know with his 1.998 billion people, his country doesnt even have 2 billion people!"
to his aid "write a letter back"
saying what?
"to say 'the joke's on you!, my country is already run into the ground! ' "
..., sir....
"what? go get me some food"
...
"and write me that letter"
...