NationStates Jolt Archive


Something to remember us by (AMW)

Beth Gellert
03-01-2006, 04:35
With changes afoot in the Commonwealth, a rather over-due mission was dispatched to Neo-Anarchos. There'd been contact before, and trade was healthy, along with at least some mutual respect or even admiration, but this specific visit was only made possible by the completion of a major work under-taken in India on the dawn of the South American revolution. Four Marathon transport aircraft crossed the Andes and landed in Neo-Anarchos wearing the yellow star and red fist of the Igovian Revolution. One of them was an aerial-refuelling tanker, one fitted with comfortable passenger facilities, and two configured for cargo lifting.

Beddgelen popular consuls, the Commonwealth's democratically accountable diplomats, exited the personnel-transport to inform the masses of the Anarchan Revolution that the Igovians wished to be excused the presentation of a trite physical token of their congratulation and support. The first cargo-transport-configured Marathon broke-open its doors and dispensed a military crane. The purpose of this became clear in the opening of the last Marathon and the prone presentation of that trite gift.

Lain on its back until erected by a crane, and hidden until released from its giant crate, it was a larger-than-life statue fashioned by hand from Karnataka granite by a number of workers involved normally in the part-time beautification of interested Phalansteries there. The depicted figure was a Geletian woman, and quite unusually she was dressed in a gigantic though delicate silk saree from Tamil Nadu, which was noted for their fine production in ordinary dimension, and it was coloured in red with gold highlights and edged in black. Under her left arm was carved a basket, and the consuls presented the statue with this stone vessel full of the finest spices from Kerala. Her right hand was raised to the sky and angled a little ahead of her body, which appeared to be in the midst of a forceful forward stride, and the hand was clenched into a fist. Her wrists were decorated by numerous bangles of silver patterened by distinctly Celtic shapes with world-beating skill in Karnatakan gold. The saree was seen to be fastened with a golden broach the size of a dinner plate, and this had at its centre a star-shaped cluster of rare sherry-red topaz gems.

She had ear-rings of gold, this time from Jharkhand, and even the unworking hinges of her basket, that would perhaps have been metal in life, were represented by fittings of Chhattisgarhi diamond.

Almost undoutably the attention of many a viewer would be centred upon the lady's fist, held high above them. This was clenched around a six-rayed star ruby of uncommon proportion, the shining arms within which danced almost magically as the viewer moved his gaze across the epic statue. The ruby was a giant stone of almost one hundred and forty carats, a symbol indicative of the glimmering, immortal heart of revolution in the hands of the people.

The Sri Lankan gem, which belonged in the past to Prince Llewellyn before being requesitioned from his family during the reunification, once caught the attention of a mid-C20th Quinntonian media boss named Rosser Reeves, and in another lifetime might have ended up in such an institution as the Smithsonian had the late Beddgelen Prince not valued pomp and status over cash. The statue was in truth made as large as it was because of the decision to include this stone -of immeasurable value to a marketeer- which would have been too large for the hand of even a famously lofty Geletian girl, had she been life-size!

If anyone noticed the fine workmanship in the statue itself, and was in a position to clearly see the strong, beautiful features of the possibly quite fictional young lady titan depicted, they would see that her otherwise prepared and orderly presentation sat along side a number of hairs hanging loose across her face, though she did not seem to mind the indication of some sort of unladylike activity.

Finally, this lady of Geletia wore sandals with straps made of softwood from Andhra Pradesh, and the Igovians said that some day this [wood!] would deteriorate, and it should be up to the Anarchan revolutionaries to replace it with their own timbers, and that meanwhile the fine silk saree was not eternal compared to gems, gold, and stone, so the upkeep or replacement of this would be a lasting Beddgelen obligation. These things were apparently meant to serve as long-term reminders of the revolution and of Anarcho-Igovian solidarity, the Beddgelens being somewhat obsessed with the possibility of a revolution's collapse by forgetfulness or ignorant malice.

After presenting the statue; promising to help move it to anywhere the Anarchans wished it kept; and making no mention of the fact that, if sold to someone prepared to pay, the value of the raw materials, man-hours, and skills involved would be quite possibly rival to all the useless jewels of Europe's monarchs combined; the Igovians added merrily but quite honestly, with a nod to the emptied cargo-configured Marathon and then another to the tanker, "...as a one-off, you can keep this one if you let us fill-up this one!".
Neo-Anarchos
03-01-2006, 06:17
The Port of Buenaventura

Over twenty thousand Anarchans, informed ahead of arrival, had gathered to receive the Bedgellan consuls and the gift they bore with them. In celebration, rose petals and 'dud' molotov cocktails made from sea-worn glass were thrown to and fro, possibly unnerving the popular consuls used to a democratic way of life.

Young men started dancing playing punk music, in several bands and beating one anoher up; and in the midst of the chaos young and luscious latin american women greeted the consuls, kissing them, rubbing against their bodies; and placing necklaces made from de-armed .303 shells around their necks.

Upon mention of Anarchan-Igovian solidarity, the young men and woman present entered a near-frenzy, firing assault rifles and heavy machine guns into the air, slam-dancing, thanking the present consuls for their magnificient gift of artist masonry and aerospace transports, flying black flags; and indulging in orgies of debate, sex; and violence.

In the early hours of the morning, the empowered foreign collectives of Neo-Anarchos thanked Beth Gellert for a proper gift of beauty and art; as well as a promise of revolutionary honour and support.

((much more to come, Guyana is going to be sorry in the morning ;) ))
Armandian Cheese
03-01-2006, 06:42
Somewhere the bowler hat donning capitalists tut tutted at the "hedonistic and immoral" revolutionaries and the waste of "such valuable gemstones on such a monstrosity" as they smoked their cigars, clinked their champagne glasses, polished their monocles, and plotted the exploitation of the proletariat.

In other words, TAG, you Godless pinko commies! ;)
Roycelandia
03-01-2006, 14:45
Port Royal, Roycelandia

His Majesty turned on the TV to the Neo-Anarchan Broadcasting Service just in time to see the massive statue being unveiled.

"It's so shiny..." he said, as his eyes started to glaze over.

"Uh, Your Majesty..." started Wiggles.

"THE CREST ON BIRDMAN'S HELMET!"

"What?"

"Lovely, shiny Crest!"

"Your Majesty?"

"Hmm? Sorry, I was distracted by the shiny expensive statue on the television. It's so lovely and shiny, like the Crest!"

"Yes, well, this is not a good thing... the Anarchans are going to get ideas, and that means..."

"It means I can get the Crest?"

"Oh, for Smeg's sake. No, it means that there's going to be some shooting soon if we aren't careful. No, it does not mean you can finally get the Crest On Birdman's Helmet- whatever that is- but there might be some rousing of the rabble in NA. I'd suggest putting the Guyanan Border Patrol on alert..."

"Very well then. And change the channel. Little Roycelandia should be on soon..."
United Elias
04-01-2006, 23:01
Somewhere the bowler hat donning capitalists tut tutted at the "hedonistic and immoral" revolutionaries and the waste of "such valuable gemstones on such a monstrosity" as they smoked their cigars, clinked their champagne glasses, polished their monocles, and plotted the exploitation of the proletariat.

In other words, TAG, you Godless pinko commies! ;)

Could not have had put it better myself...
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-01-2006, 17:42
At about the same time, although with much less fanfare, a container ship registered in Mumbai docks in Caracas. On board are the first ten of twenty CC.7 Boxkite transports, packed away in shipping crates, and production machinery straight from HAL.

The Boxkite is, compared to the Marathon, a rather miserly aircraft and HAL's DC-3 copy dating from 1949 probably doesn't stir up the same sentiment as the four-engine Igovian monster.

Never the less, the ship's crew does partake in the various narcotic substances that the Anarchists have to offer during their short stay, many of which are (surprisingly enough) not available in Hindustan.