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The Dominion of DMG

Press Release: Dominion National News
-December 31st, 2005.
5:26 DST (Dominion Standard Time)

The Dominion Government has recently released a report on the topic of a new era in the nation. An era in which the population will no longer be counted in the millions, but into the billions. Current rough figures of the nation's population tally up to 999,928,900. Officials are speculating that the one billionth child will be born shortly after midnight though to which family is anyone's guess. Some people are going as far as trying to wait to give birth until they have a chance of birthing the one billionth child; this is in part because of the honor and fame that will come with being the one billionth child or the parents of the on billionth child, but also because the Supreme Ruler of DMG has announced that he has put away a fund of one billion dollars to be given to the child.

A new year will be ushed in tonight at 12:00 as the year changes from 2005 to 2006, as well as a new era in the Dominion. We will keep you posted with news and happenings and we will come live to you on the DNN station with the birth of the one billionth child.

Press Release: Dominion National News
-January 1st, 2006
12:09 DST (Dominion Standard Time)

The Dominion Government has just given word that as of 12:09 in the morning on January 1st, as celebrations continued outside ushering in the new year, the one billionth child was born in the Dominion Central Hospital. It is a healthy baby boy who was promptly given the name Ambrose by his two adoring parents.

DNN was there on the scene as the boy was born and we were filming every moment of it. *Film rolls, showing the marvelous event unfolding* About one hour after the child's birth, two top government officials arrived at the Dominion Central Hospital. They were prompty escorted to the room in which the mother was resting and recovering her energy from the ordeal, and when they arrived they signed over the check of one billion dollars to the proud parents. With the check and their congratulations, the two government officials also brought along with them a twenty man personal guard which would stay with the child his entire life.

TO: Supreme Ruler of the Dominion of DMG
FROM: Yao Yang Nelson Neo, Prime Minister of the United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia
SUBJECT: One Billionth Demogade

Dear Esteemed Supreme Ruler of DMG,

As founder of this nation and first Prime Minister, I wish to congratulate your nation on reaching its one billionth citizen. While I feel that the security of Ambrose is a bit excessive, and that we both have different stances on the United Nations, I shall respect your nation's sovereign right to do so. And I assume that the CEO of DMI passed on the word from Minister Lin that I am planning to visit? Are you available, your excellency? I feel that it is time to solidify a pact.

Yours Truly,
His Leadership
Prime Minister of the United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia
Yao Yang Nelson Neo

The God Emperor Galf smiled a bit, a few fangs sticking forth from his lips as he read the news about DMG that had somehow found it's way on his desk. How it got there he couldn't really say, since these weren't the things such a dictator usually kept track of. Though now that he looked at it he was obligated to send a response to that government, if only to bring himself to the forefront of any possible festivities and possibly to make himself look better in the public's eye.

Looking out his window at the palace garden, littered with hundreds of stakes, with the dead and dying impaled on top of them, he couldn't help but laugh as he prepared himself for his congratulatory speach to the nation...


~Emperor Galf's Message of Good Will~

Greetings to the wonderful people of DMG, and it is with great esteem that I congratulate your nation on the birth of its billionth citizen! It is quite a marked change, and in my eyes just an oman of what great and prosperous things are yet to come! In honor of this celebration, I will donate an additional hundred million dollars to your nation's education system. For with a larger population comes a greater responsibility to keep those young minds enlightened and looking towards the future!

Jovially yours,
Emperor Galf of Antanjyl

TO: Yao Yang Nelson Neo, Prime Minister of the United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia
FROM: The Supreme Ruler of DMG
SUBJECT: One Billionth Demogade

Dear Prime Minister,

I would first like to thank you for your congratulations on this monumental day. As for his security, I assume you can understand how popular someone like Ambrose is going to be as the one billionth citizen and the security is for at the very least holding back the crowds.

Yes, Mr. Ticron passed the message on that you wish to visit. However, with recent events and the new year coming, I have not had time to secure such a visit. Perhaps in a couple days when the celebrations die down and the nation is not as crowded?

Sincerely,
The Supreme Ruler of DMG

To: The Highly Esteemed Dominion of DMG
From: The Kingdom of Fourhearts

Greetings and Congradulations,

The Kingdom of Fourhearts extends it's warmest wishes for both Ambrose and your nation. We are sending the traditional treat of four heart shaped pies. One for the mother, one for the father, one for the past, and one for the future.

- King Drake IV
Kingdom of Fourhearts

TO: Emperor Galf of Antanjyl
FROM: The Supreme Ruler of DMG
SUBJECT: One Billionth Demogade

Dear Emperor,

I would first like to thank you for your congratulations on this monumental day. Your donation of one hundred million dollars to our education fund is greatly appreciated and will be spent well as it helps propel our youth into the new era. Again we are grateful and thankful for your kind words and support.

Sincerely,
The Supreme Ruler of DMG

TO: King Drake IV of The Kingdom of Fourhearts
FROM: The Supreme Ruler of DMG
SUBJECT: One Billionth Demogade

Dear King,

I would first like to thank you for your congratulations on this monumental day. I would also like to thank you for your gift of four heart shaped pies, which I have heard wonders about.

Sincerely,
The Supreme Ruler of DMG

We congratulate your nation on this occasion, we pary that the child will be raised in God's heart. Once more congratulations.

In nomen of abbas , filius , quod sanctus phasmatis.

We congratulate your nation on this occasion, we pary that the child will be raised in God's heart. Once more congratulations.

In nomen of abbas , filius , quod sanctus phasmatis.

Thank you very much for your words.

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