warning to all south pacific nations
Terezanskidom
31-12-2005, 17:39
you will be invaded if you dont send a telegram to me by tomorrow. this is not a threat. it ts a warning.:sniper:
Azimeth is ready to defend itself and all Southern Pacific nations should Terezanskidom declare war on any country for no apparent reason what-so-ever.
Fourhearts
31-12-2005, 18:12
Evo begins to search Terezanskidom on his massive supercomputer
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http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=Terezanskidom
The population of Terezanskidom and the poor state of it's economy render it no threat to any nation. We have determined that most older nations own naval vessels that are of greater value than the entire Terezanskidom defense budget.
We advice the noob nation of Terezanskidom to read the stickies.
Regards,
Evo, Advisor to the King
Kingdom of Fourhearts
Swilatia
31-12-2005, 19:02
you will be invaded if you dont send a telegram to me by tomorrow. this is not a threat. it ts a warning.:sniper:
OOC: What a noob.
Call to power
31-12-2005, 19:22
ooc: suppose I had better step in before Terezanskidom or these "invaders" become a colony oh and foul play to those giving him a hard time because he’s new
copy this template to set up a message it looks more professional
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Message from: The Meritocratic Technocracy of Call to Power
To: Terezanskidom
You have sparked are interest with this warning we are a strong nation dedicated to maintaining peace particularly in a region so close to this nations heart we ask you who shall attack and any other information you may have upon these aggressors
Message to: World
The nation of Call to Power stands by are Pacific brothers and the nation of Terezanskidom if any harm should come to these nations Call to Power will be forced to get involved with the full might of our nation
Hello. You could be destroyed by two cruise missiles easily. If you want to invade the South Pacific, you are going to be annihilated. You realize how many nations are in the South Pacific? Thousands. You'd be destroyed quite easily.
Hmm, I could launch a missile now...and I think I will. General, give me two cruise missiles at any military bases he may have, that prepare for a 100 man team to invade and absolutly destroy his military, and make his kingdom a colony, if you'd please.
OOC: Read the "Euroslavia Series of Helpful Hints." It'll teach you how to play the game without godmoding. I mean, Azimeth's military could beat you alone. You think you can stand against a tenth of the world's nations.
And also, after you were cruise missiled, a 50 man team could tear apart you military. Easily, especially with your crappy economy. No offense.
Call to power
31-12-2005, 19:44
ooc: easy Quaon a quick rp between some experienced nations would be just what he's looking for and I will be there to make sure he isn't turned into a colony
Also you would actually need to send a fleet that way first and cut up any support he may get
Present Day Comatica
31-12-2005, 19:45
SARCASTIC IC: Hmmm....You pose an interesting proposition. While I'm not a South Pacific nation, I will step in and defend them. I am sending in the 1st uß3r aw3$um brigade, consisting of a single soldier armed with a pea shooter. And with him, he is armed with 100 cooked peas, and they will undoubtedly be enough to steamroll over your weak (legitamately) economy.
OOC: No out-of-character offense meant by that, but even myself, a nation of almost 2 billion, would not be enough to take over maybe 15 South Pacific nations. And a nation with 5 million people and a defense budget the size of, in a touch of irony, a cooked pea, would struggle to sustain a war for a day, even against a nation with 20 million people. Like was said before, read those threads at the top of International Incidents, with -Sticky- next to them.
ooc: easy Quaon a quick rp between some experienced nations would be just what he's looking for and I will be there to make sure he isn't turned into a colony
Also you would actually need to send a fleet that way first and cut up any support he may get
Okay, let's go for the nukes and finish them for good!
OOC: I was being sarcastic. As long as this guy realizes he's being a noob, I won't stop him. If he doesn't, a few cruise missiles here, a few cruise missiles there....you get teh picture.
Call to power
31-12-2005, 19:53
SNIP
ooc: how noobish to post sarcasm hang your head in shame
NS calculators apart from one don't put a planned economy into the calculation also the bigger the economic freedom is the worse it can be for your economy especially if monopoly’s are made never mind the fact that his nation is tiny so it hasn’t been fully customized yet
but yes I think reading the first threads is a good idea (albeit its rather dumb to post rules in a game that involves pretty much constant RP)