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First Images of Moscow Released in Twenty-five Years
Moscovite Soviet Broadcasting Syndicate Residency
Moscow, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]
Over the past twenty-five years, the international community has been denied the opportunity to see within the city wall of Moscow - capital of the U.S.S.R. At the end of this year, the Political Bureau has decided to release the first images taken after the systematization programme has began. We hope that over the next hour, you all will enjoy the first glimpses behind the Iron Curtain since the end of the Cold War.
The Systematization Program
Image of the Systematization Program in Moscow (http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1968/moscow1zo.png)
At the end of the Cold War between the Eastern and Western Blocs, the Federative Central Government of the U.S.S.R. began a program of systematization. It was first employed in Romania as a way to modernize the country but failed; however, it has not failed within the Soviet Union.
The key goals of the Systematization Program is the destroy all remnants of the pre-socialist era in order to remove all things considered to be hierarchal, inherently capitalist or imperialist, and anti-communist nostalgia. In Moscow (the centre of the program) this is being completed by the use of systematization walls.
Systematization walls are mobile destruction units placed inside a city wished to be destroyed and rebuilt. Each day they move and destroy buildings, statues, etc. of the previous era and leave it behind so that collection units may find it and use it as an alternate fuel source. The walls are fueled by massive internal combustion engines; the drawback is, this causes a thick haze at times to blanket Moscow - usually in the late evening hours.
The Kremlin
Systematized Kremlin (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HalfLife2_Citadel.jpg)
Due to the Systematization Program, the Federative Central Government has been forced to move out of and back into a new Kremlin. As seen in the image, the Kremlin is a massive, hundreds of stories tall government building housing every Commissariat, Praetorian (Premier) living quarters, the Political Bureau, and other government groups. The only four things not housed within the Kremlin are the KGB headquarters, GRU headquarters, Supreme Court Juridical Complex. and Supreme Soviet Legislative Complex (they are housed in the “out-skirts” of Moscow. Consult with image).
Due to the effectively centralized government housings, the Kremlin is heavily guarded at all times by Red Army personnel, Red Air Brigade forces, and Militsiya. Within the compound are numerous KGB guards whom are suspected to be heavily armed. Also, the entire city is under restricted airspace. Any non-government aircraft that enters the city is immediately destroyed without further question.
”New City”
Image of “New City” (http://www.ghull.com/images/art/theisland/cb15_cont_final_800k.jpg)
“New City”, as it is known, is the second stage of completed systematization. It houses mainly administrative buildings, government offices, ambassadorial complexes, etc. Some housing does reside within “New City”; however, they are sparse and on the out-skirts.
“New City” is one of the most clean and crime-free areas on earth. It is considered to be prime real-estate and heavily sought after by wealthy, non-Soviets. All of “New City” is located near the Federative Central Government complexes - this is not by coincidence. Due to the necessity of government officials to be near work at all times, the only housing areas within “New City” are for government officials.
On the inner-outskirts of “New City” is the second systematization wall (the first being located around the Kremlin). It constantly moves inward, toward “Old City” (see below) in order to systematize what remains of Moscow. It is part of a two-prong systematization project that is labeled Stage Three.
”Old City”
Image of “Old City” (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HalfLife2_City17_Railway%26PublicHousing.jpg)
“Old City” is the only un-systematized area of Moscow. It remains a buffer zone between the Kremlin and “New City”. Currently, “Old City” is the final phase in the Moscovite Systemization Programme that will allow it to move to the rest of the Soviet Union. It is the hope of the Political Bureau that this program will be successful and a great victory for the U.S.S.R.
“Old City” is filled mostly with un-relocated (to Grey Sector; see below) public housing families as well as the empty, former government buildings (KGB headquarters being one). Due to their proximity to the Kremlin and the massive array of government buildings, “Old City” had to be Phase Three so that records and the like could be relocated.
Crime is a mild problem in “Old City”, but not a major crisis. “Old City’s” only major difficulty is hooliganism committed by adolescent men. Several arrests have been made in-part to vandalism and suspicious activity. Yet, “Old City” is still a safe place to reside in until systematization is complete.
Grey Sector
Image of the Grey Sector (http://www.boorp.com/sfondi/3d/images/130the-end.jpg)
The Grey Sector is entirely industrial complexes and public housing. It is - by far - the largest sector within Moscow, consuming nearly sixty percent of the total area. Militsiya forces heavily patrol this area as it has the highest (yet low compared to the rest of the world) crime rate in Moscow. With the development of new modes of transportation (electro-magnetically floating aircraft, all-terrain walkers, etc.) the Grey Sector has been the main testing area.
Grey Sector was Phase One (including the Kremlin) of the Systematization Program. It has been a success for the Soviet people and their country. With the implement of quickly built public housing and night-day (twenty-four hour) labor units (large groups of workers who alternate between day and night shifts), Grey Sector has developed far beyond the imagination of the Soviet people.
In Conclusion
As of now, the Systematization Program has been a resounding success for the Soviet Union and socialist countries around the world. It has been proof that Marxist land-theory is both reasonable and practical. It has allowed for more freedom of the people.
We leave you this evening with several more images of the highly advanced Moscow and thank you for tuning in to Soviet Broadcasting Syndicate Global and International. This has been Natalya Nemcova. Good night and good luck.
”Old City” (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/HalfLife2_City17_TrainStationSquare.jpg)
Area between “New City” and “Old City” (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/HalfLife2_City17_ToxicCanal.jpg)
Grey Sector (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/HalfLife2_City17_Refineries.jpg)
Telescreen displaying an SBS report in “Old City” (http://www.tangomaster.com/gallery/hl2/hl2-s4.jpg)
View of the Kremlin from transportation train in “Old City” (http://gallery.popmonkey.com/albums/hl2-1/d1_trainstation_020007.jpg)
Natalya Nemcova
Moscovite Soviet Broadcasting Syndicate Resident
First Images of Moscow Released in Twenty-five Years
Moscovite Soviet Broadcasting Syndicate Residency
Moscow, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]
Over the past twenty-five years, the international community has been denied the opportunity to see within the city wall of Moscow - capital of the U.S.S.R. At the end of this year, the Political Bureau has decided to release the first images taken after the systematization programme has began. We hope that over the next hour, you all will enjoy the first glimpses behind the Iron Curtain since the end of the Cold War.
The Systematization Program
Image of the Systematization Program in Moscow (http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1968/moscow1zo.png)
At the end of the Cold War between the Eastern and Western Blocs, the Federative Central Government of the U.S.S.R. began a program of systematization. It was first employed in Romania as a way to modernize the country but failed; however, it has not failed within the Soviet Union.
The key goals of the Systematization Program is the destroy all remnants of the pre-socialist era in order to remove all things considered to be hierarchal, inherently capitalist or imperialist, and anti-communist nostalgia. In Moscow (the centre of the program) this is being completed by the use of systematization walls.
Systematization walls are mobile destruction units placed inside a city wished to be destroyed and rebuilt. Each day they move and destroy buildings, statues, etc. of the previous era and leave it behind so that collection units may find it and use it as an alternate fuel source. The walls are fueled by massive internal combustion engines; the drawback is, this causes a thick haze at times to blanket Moscow - usually in the late evening hours.
The Kremlin
Systematized Kremlin (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HalfLife2_Citadel.jpg)
Due to the Systematization Program, the Federative Central Government has been forced to move out of and back into a new Kremlin. As seen in the image, the Kremlin is a massive, hundreds of stories tall government building housing every Commissariat, Praetorian (Premier) living quarters, the Political Bureau, and other government groups. The only four things not housed within the Kremlin are the KGB headquarters, GRU headquarters, Supreme Court Juridical Complex. and Supreme Soviet Legislative Complex (they are housed in the “out-skirts” of Moscow. Consult with image).
Due to the effectively centralized government housings, the Kremlin is heavily guarded at all times by Red Army personnel, Red Air Brigade forces, and Militsiya. Within the compound are numerous KGB guards whom are suspected to be heavily armed. Also, the entire city is under restricted airspace. Any non-government aircraft that enters the city is immediately destroyed without further question.
”New City”
Image of “New City” (http://www.ghull.com/images/art/theisland/cb15_cont_final_800k.jpg)
“New City”, as it is known, is the second stage of completed systematization. It houses mainly administrative buildings, government offices, ambassadorial complexes, etc. Some housing does reside within “New City”; however, they are sparse and on the out-skirts.
“New City” is one of the most clean and crime-free areas on earth. It is considered to be prime real-estate and heavily sought after by wealthy, non-Soviets. All of “New City” is located near the Federative Central Government complexes - this is not by coincidence. Due to the necessity of government officials to be near work at all times, the only housing areas within “New City” are for government officials.
On the inner-outskirts of “New City” is the second systematization wall (the first being located around the Kremlin). It constantly moves inward, toward “Old City” (see below) in order to systematize what remains of Moscow. It is part of a two-prong systematization project that is labeled Stage Three.
”Old City”
Image of “Old City” (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HalfLife2_City17_Railway%26PublicHousing.jpg)
“Old City” is the only un-systematized area of Moscow. It remains a buffer zone between the Kremlin and “New City”. Currently, “Old City” is the final phase in the Moscovite Systemization Programme that will allow it to move to the rest of the Soviet Union. It is the hope of the Political Bureau that this program will be successful and a great victory for the U.S.S.R.
“Old City” is filled mostly with un-relocated (to Grey Sector; see below) public housing families as well as the empty, former government buildings (KGB headquarters being one). Due to their proximity to the Kremlin and the massive array of government buildings, “Old City” had to be Phase Three so that records and the like could be relocated.
Crime is a mild problem in “Old City”, but not a major crisis. “Old City’s” only major difficulty is hooliganism committed by adolescent men. Several arrests have been made in-part to vandalism and suspicious activity. Yet, “Old City” is still a safe place to reside in until systematization is complete.
Grey Sector
Image of the Grey Sector (http://www.boorp.com/sfondi/3d/images/130the-end.jpg)
The Grey Sector is entirely industrial complexes and public housing. It is - by far - the largest sector within Moscow, consuming nearly sixty percent of the total area. Militsiya forces heavily patrol this area as it has the highest (yet low compared to the rest of the world) crime rate in Moscow. With the development of new modes of transportation (electro-magnetically floating aircraft, all-terrain walkers, etc.) the Grey Sector has been the main testing area.
Grey Sector was Phase One (including the Kremlin) of the Systematization Program. It has been a success for the Soviet people and their country. With the implement of quickly built public housing and night-day (twenty-four hour) labor units (large groups of workers who alternate between day and night shifts), Grey Sector has developed far beyond the imagination of the Soviet people.
In Conclusion
As of now, the Systematization Program has been a resounding success for the Soviet Union and socialist countries around the world. It has been proof that Marxist land-theory is both reasonable and practical. It has allowed for more freedom of the people.
We leave you this evening with several more images of the highly advanced Moscow and thank you for tuning in to Soviet Broadcasting Syndicate Global and International. This has been Natalya Nemcova. Good night and good luck.
”Old City” (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/HalfLife2_City17_TrainStationSquare.jpg)
Area between “New City” and “Old City” (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/HalfLife2_City17_ToxicCanal.jpg)
Grey Sector (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/HalfLife2_City17_Refineries.jpg)
Telescreen displaying an SBS report in “Old City” (http://www.tangomaster.com/gallery/hl2/hl2-s4.jpg)
View of the Kremlin from transportation train in “Old City” (http://gallery.popmonkey.com/albums/hl2-1/d1_trainstation_020007.jpg)
Natalya Nemcova
Moscovite Soviet Broadcasting Syndicate Resident