Fio Kor Por Shas Aun
28-12-2005, 18:40
Jabiru Shax here, with all the latest news at 6. A revolt against the governemnt of Fio Kor Por Shas Aun has taken place today on out capital island of Phoenix Island, the largest of the 50 islands in the archepeligo that makes up our country. Pictures are flooding in of the outlying island next to Phoenix in flames as revolters and traitors burnt down the Fio Embassy earlier today. We go to the safe area of Phoenix with Colin Bojjin.
Thanks, Jabiru. Well, as you can see, behind me are Gigatanks thundering past me, ready to deal with the threat from what we suspect to be Communists. They were welcomed into the Kor Union House (the policial parties HQ) earlier this month, but to a rather nast reception. The Democratic Valkyries have apologised, but no other party has done so, and the leader of the revolters is Karl Lenax, a man known to have Communist sympathies. He has taken over the entire northern annex of Phoenix Island and is mustering up what resources he can... *Huge explosion as a nearby tank blows up in a spectacular plume of smoke and flame*
OH MY GOD! The first shot from a captured Laser Cannon built to defend against uprisings like this has just fired the first shell... *explosions and various shootings in the background* We need to get out of here... what the *screen goes black*
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/nuggetdie/PhoenixIslandattack.gif
Er, we seem to be having technical difficulties at the moment, we go live to an announcement from Prime Minister Nugget at the Shas Embassy.
"Today has seen a massacre. A shame upon Fio Kor Por Shas Aun. There is no way we can allow these traitors to go unpunished, and shall feel the full force of our military. We have 4 Dreadclaw class missile cruisers stationed at the Naval base, ready to go, and also 7 Deathwind bombers ready for launch. Noone can get away with this. Ever."
Thanks for joining us, we now return to our scheduled programming, 'Three hookers and a Ford Fiesta'.
Thanks, Jabiru. Well, as you can see, behind me are Gigatanks thundering past me, ready to deal with the threat from what we suspect to be Communists. They were welcomed into the Kor Union House (the policial parties HQ) earlier this month, but to a rather nast reception. The Democratic Valkyries have apologised, but no other party has done so, and the leader of the revolters is Karl Lenax, a man known to have Communist sympathies. He has taken over the entire northern annex of Phoenix Island and is mustering up what resources he can... *Huge explosion as a nearby tank blows up in a spectacular plume of smoke and flame*
OH MY GOD! The first shot from a captured Laser Cannon built to defend against uprisings like this has just fired the first shell... *explosions and various shootings in the background* We need to get out of here... what the *screen goes black*
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/nuggetdie/PhoenixIslandattack.gif
Er, we seem to be having technical difficulties at the moment, we go live to an announcement from Prime Minister Nugget at the Shas Embassy.
"Today has seen a massacre. A shame upon Fio Kor Por Shas Aun. There is no way we can allow these traitors to go unpunished, and shall feel the full force of our military. We have 4 Dreadclaw class missile cruisers stationed at the Naval base, ready to go, and also 7 Deathwind bombers ready for launch. Noone can get away with this. Ever."
Thanks for joining us, we now return to our scheduled programming, 'Three hookers and a Ford Fiesta'.