Naviblah
28-12-2005, 07:25
I am happy to tell the world, and the nation of Naviblah. Our nation is going to undergo a plethera of changes over the next 12 months. In an effort to save our forests, and beloved Ligers. Naviblah will stop using paper. We will no longer be printing money. All government forms are currently being formated to be used digitally. Also we are shutting down our postal service for letters, and postcards. Only packages will be shipped through our postal service.
All citizens will have a nAviChip installed in thier right forearm. Along with a 2 dimensional barcode on the left forearm. The nAviChip is a long researched computer chip that works off of technology our scientists call Avi. The research is based on the theory that all human hearts have a signature rhythm that is unique to itself, much like DNA.
The reason for the two security precautions is from the silly fears by some of our citizens that someone may chop off thier arm, or if we used iris scans criminals would kill you and take your eyeball. Well the nAviChip will only work if your heart is still beating and putting out this Avi Rhythm. The wireless scanners at checkouts, government buildings, and banks will also check the 2D barcode to ensure this person is one in the same.
We will of course make arrangements for those of our citizens who only have one, or no arms. All citizens at the time of thier implant and barcoding will recieve a communications device that will interact will all approved kiosks for banking, government business, and commerce.
The official launch date of this system is set for Dec 27th, 2006. Following the launch of two communications satelites, and the completion of our Wireless Data Transmission System.
Dherik Navi
CEO of Naviblah
All citizens will have a nAviChip installed in thier right forearm. Along with a 2 dimensional barcode on the left forearm. The nAviChip is a long researched computer chip that works off of technology our scientists call Avi. The research is based on the theory that all human hearts have a signature rhythm that is unique to itself, much like DNA.
The reason for the two security precautions is from the silly fears by some of our citizens that someone may chop off thier arm, or if we used iris scans criminals would kill you and take your eyeball. Well the nAviChip will only work if your heart is still beating and putting out this Avi Rhythm. The wireless scanners at checkouts, government buildings, and banks will also check the 2D barcode to ensure this person is one in the same.
We will of course make arrangements for those of our citizens who only have one, or no arms. All citizens at the time of thier implant and barcoding will recieve a communications device that will interact will all approved kiosks for banking, government business, and commerce.
The official launch date of this system is set for Dec 27th, 2006. Following the launch of two communications satelites, and the completion of our Wireless Data Transmission System.
Dherik Navi
CEO of Naviblah