NationStates Jolt Archive

- - - Varsola City - - -

"Umm, sir, look at this!" The big swivel chair swiveled around and Richard Benson, the Boss of Miyonair Mining looked at the messenger boy-type-of-person who was standing there with a scrap of paper in his hand.

"What is it?"

"Lookie, lookie, Celtayoshi is in anarchy!"

"Interesting. Good job. Have a chocolate." He gave a chocolate to the boy, who ran away happily. "Celtayoshi is - or 'was' - a rich, powerful, nation. Hmm, their African provinces look nice. Yes, for mining." He pulled a bell-pull at his desk.

A servant ran in, gaspin for breath. "Ywa, oh, overlord/master/evil CEO/chairman person?"

"Send our army to conquer Celtayoshi Africa."

"Ok."

OOC:I know I claimed Celtayoshi's land, but I'm going to do an RP for them. I know this post sucked and was useless, hard-to-understand/follow, and unessecary. but this will involve my devolpment of former Celtayoshi Africa, so I needed somewhere to start...even if it was as dumb as this...

- - - Random Part Of Former Celtayoshi Africa In Togo - - -

"Shoot!"

"Where?"

"There!"

"Ok. Hang on, that's an ally!"

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

And so, the two Varsolan troopers argued. Not for long, however, as a badly-guided missile ended their pain.

- - - Varsola City After The End Of The Conquest - - -

The boss once again sat in his swivel-cahir, waiting for the news. It was dreadful! With e-mail, a fast postal system (well, actually, rival postal systems) and other such things, it was incredible that he hadn't recieved information as of now. It was intolerable! He would have to fire somebody, no everybody, who was responsible!

"Jerry!" He yelled, in anger, papers flying everywhere, spit jumping out of his mouth. Jerry was his information manager-person, who did all of the related work. Where was Jerry? Not here, for sure.

"Yes boss? Sorry, I had to get a Kington Shack MegaBurger (TM) and some Beef-Up Fries (TM). Oh, you needed me?"

"You bet I did! What is the new on the front." As Jerry began to recite the list of corporations that wanted various holding in his newly-aquired African land, of the unanimous vote to give him legitamacy of the conquest and so forth, he smiled. He nodded and gave Jerry instructions. This would be a gold mine...and not just for the mining company!

OOC:Anyway, feel free to voice your own opinion, ask Miyonair Mining for something in the African land, or just read.

OOC: After reading Jennifer Government I get some of the fries things, LOL. I have to say Vars I like it. I wonder how it'll affect the stocks or do you not have stocks there?

OOC: :D Yah, they do have stocks in Varsola, and you can bet that Miyonair Mining stocks'll fly...with other mining companies stocks drop. I'm gonna RP that part in a bit, if you know what I mean.

OOC: :D Yah, they do have stocks in Varsola, and you can bet that Miyonair Mining stocks'll fly...with other mining companies stocks drop. I'm gonna RP that part in a bit, if you know what I mean.

OOC: Ha Ha! I look forward to it.