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The Tocrowkian Air Defense Division(TADD) shot down a medium sized object in the early morning of December 24th, 2005. The Object made eccentric stops over several nations with different time zones, which confused TADD. The stops were made briefly over neighborhoods and Apartment buildings for a few seconds on a time, before the object made it's way to another house or room.

When the object attempted to fly near Tocrowkian coastal waters, TADD was forced to shoot several Anti-Air defense missiles at it, concerned it might be a covert spy plane or a weapons delivery system. Witness's say the object split into many flaming pieces and then fell onto a small, deserted island.

A few flaming, gift wrapped packages were recovered, along with the charred remains of what appeared to be rain deer.

The Tocrowkian Government has no official comment at the moment.

NOOOOOO Santa is DEAD!

This would be funny if it hadn't been done 1-5 times every Christmas since I joined NationStates three years ago.

OOC: Lmao

IC:

The Totalitarian Military State of The Kraven Corporation

We Will not stand for this act of Barbarism, this unjust destruction of such a Household name, As such we have been forced to mobilise our North Pole Battalion of Capitol Police, in an effort to attain justice for the Destruction of the Great Mr Claus.

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North Pole Battalion

Tocrowkia:
I must warn you; inside our nation resides a rogue terrorist orgainization called, the SSS. Santa's secret service has sent opratives to your country to save santa and possibly take retalitory action. We have no control over them, good luck.

Sincerely,
Minister of foriegn affairs

>_>
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OOC: That's exactly what I had in mind when the North Pole Battalion was mentioned. Very good Kraven. Very good. LMAO

Same story over Veltia

03:00 Pm
An object was observed!

03:05 Pm
First M.I.G plane was sent to stop it

03:30 Pm
Object hurted very badly

04:00 Pm
Object escapes

04:30 Pm
Figthers is sent back because of entering The Empire of PIIP-Fulg

05:30 Pm
Goverment desides to put it into secret files and say it was an plane from The Kingdom of Kryiw

06:00 Pm
Finding this topic to share rest of secret files

REMEMBER: i had not told you anything... RIGTH?

Veltia

OOC: That's exactly what I had in mind when the North Pole Battalion was mentioned. Very good Kraven. Very good. LMAO

OOC: my aim is to please :D

From: Allied Union High Command
To: All Parties Involved.

No need to fear! Santa is safe within the walls of the VHCHQ! Having ejected moments before being hit by multiple SAMs from the Tocrowkian air force. His reindeer have safely landed at Vladistock AFB, and are being treated for mild shock. However, we are disappointed to inform Lord Damien Dreadfire of Automagfreek that he will not be getting the stuffed animal reindeer that he wanted for Christmas. But, fear not, children of the world, for an bright red ISAF BS-24 bomber is Santa's new sleigh this year, and he will be making his rounds in style!

P.S.: Leave it to the Tocrowkians to ruin Christmas. Stupid Nazis.

-End Transmission-

This would be funny if it hadn't been done 1-5 times every Christmas since I joined NationStates three years ago.

OOC:

My intent was not to Bandwagon...I really didn't think something like this had been done before.

TO: Tocrowian Government
FROM: The Killian Oval Office

You sons of bitches, you took away Christmas!

There will be many children, and even adults in my nation that will be deeply saddened by the loss of Christmas goodies and Santa Claus himself thanks to your idiocy.

Thanks again for ruining Christmas you commie bastards!

PS: In Santa's absence, and your blatent naughtyness, we are dispatching four squadrons of F-22's loaded with canisters full of coal to drop on your nations capital. Thank you.

OOC: This is my first NS Christmas, so I find it funny that someone has done this. All the IC swearing is nothing personal, probably something my leader would say in the absence of Christmas. Merry Christmas, and cheers!

This would be funny if it hadn't been done 1-5 times every Christmas since I joined NationStates three years ago.
Ditto. Ah well, it's new for the '05 nations.

Tocrowkia:
We have discovered the terrorist's plans, they are going to rob all of your coal mines and coal power plants. We warn you that the will save christmas, no matter what.

Sincerely,
Foriegn Affairs Minister

Ditto. Ah well, it's new for the '05 nations.

((OOC: Aw, come on. Like I said, I didn't know about the previous times, and like you said, it's new for the 05's.))