Dear God Help Us
Unitedmarxistcountries
23-12-2005, 00:49
Help Us, Waleruses, Everywhere, Disaster! Ugh...
You need to be more descriptive. Why and where are these walruses attacking? What are they doing? How can the international community help?
Unitedmarxistcountries
23-12-2005, 02:50
The waleruses are everywhere, they crawled uo from the sewers. This is an act of terrorism, we suspect the al-qaida. please help us by giving us nuklear weapons. thx
The Trivazi Union
23-12-2005, 02:53
OOC: I'm a future tech nation, so I can't help IC. However, we may be able to provide aid by giving you a method of more effectively attracting relief forces here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855)
Drexel Hillsville
23-12-2005, 02:54
Why would we give nukes to someone who cant even control walruses? Just pull out an AK-47 and blast 'em to hell.
Northern Sushi
23-12-2005, 02:54
You need to attack "waleruses" with "nuklear" weapons? Is this a joke?
Emporer Pudu
23-12-2005, 02:59
I find the fact that it took us all the way to the 5th post to begin to suspect this!
No nukes for you!
Drexel Hillsville
23-12-2005, 03:00
You need to attack "waleruses" with "nuklear" weapons? Is this a joke?
You just don't want you fellow sea creatures killed!
Drexel Hillsville
23-12-2005, 03:01
I find the fact that it took us all the way to the 5th post to begin to suspect this!
No nukes for you!
That first line confuses me!
Emporer Pudu
23-12-2005, 03:02
That first line confuses me!
Read the 5th post, then read mine. Put them together.
Drexel Hillsville
23-12-2005, 03:06
I mean grammar wise.
OOC: ROFL, Walruses? Thats kinda funny.
Nukes to an illiterate? No way!
Unitedmarxistcountries
24-12-2005, 14:42
IT WAS MY SECRETARY!:headbang:
East Tennesee Island
24-12-2005, 17:18
Fukin Hell What are you Takin LSD Laced Dope
Drexel Hillsville
24-12-2005, 17:29
I might send you a nuke, but it may be hurtling at several hunderd miles per hour.