PhoePipe
21-12-2005, 21:39
From: Minister of Information (http://phoepipe.8m.com)
To: States of the World
Subject: Recruitment letters
It is with heavy sadness that the Office of Information of the Great Speaker (http://phoepipe.8m.com/speaker.htm)of the Armed Republic of PhoePipe must send his greetings and report to all member states here that he had this office reply to the many multitude of Recruiters from distant lands that travel here with offers and shiny trinkets.
The Great and wise Speaker of our land thanked them via telegram for their kind offers of friendship and in return asked but a single thing of all of them. Create a graphic of a statue to his magnificence, preferably something on a horse, to cement the bond of new friendship and warrant the transfer of allegiance.
Sadly, not one of these nations, so willing and eager to rob The Pacific of it’s strength, so steady in their communications here, felt it important enough to show even such a small tribute.
The Great and wonderful Speaker of the Armed Republic of PhoePipe decrees this day from his national palace that the best place in the world is in fact The Pacific Region and our small humble nation is proud to be among such steady and constantly recruited beset peoples of this wrenched earth.
Hail The Pacific!
Transcribed this date and submitted
Ministry of Information, The Armed Republic of PhoePipe (http://phoepipe.8m.com)
Potentate of PhoePipe
http://phoepipe.8m.com/pics/gs1.jpg
To: States of the World
Subject: Recruitment letters
It is with heavy sadness that the Office of Information of the Great Speaker (http://phoepipe.8m.com/speaker.htm)of the Armed Republic of PhoePipe must send his greetings and report to all member states here that he had this office reply to the many multitude of Recruiters from distant lands that travel here with offers and shiny trinkets.
The Great and wise Speaker of our land thanked them via telegram for their kind offers of friendship and in return asked but a single thing of all of them. Create a graphic of a statue to his magnificence, preferably something on a horse, to cement the bond of new friendship and warrant the transfer of allegiance.
Sadly, not one of these nations, so willing and eager to rob The Pacific of it’s strength, so steady in their communications here, felt it important enough to show even such a small tribute.
The Great and wonderful Speaker of the Armed Republic of PhoePipe decrees this day from his national palace that the best place in the world is in fact The Pacific Region and our small humble nation is proud to be among such steady and constantly recruited beset peoples of this wrenched earth.
Hail The Pacific!
Transcribed this date and submitted
Ministry of Information, The Armed Republic of PhoePipe (http://phoepipe.8m.com)
Potentate of PhoePipe
http://phoepipe.8m.com/pics/gs1.jpg