MassPwnage
21-12-2005, 16:46
ooc: Just a quick guide to MP's Creatures. I'm posting at school and I don't have much time, so i'll elaborate and expand later.
Flora:
Jungle:
Zikora Tree: Primary type of tree in MassPwnage. Its large, constantly growing leaves feed everything from dinosaurs to jungle locusts. Known to grow many meters per day in the incredibly rich soils of MassPwnage. Can grow up to 350m in height.
Man Eating Strangler Fig: MassPwnage's national plant. This is a plant that throws out tendrils that grow faster than humans can run. If the tendrils get around its victim, they will wrap around the victim and crush him/her into a pulp, then absorb the victim through its surface. The bigger, more woody parts of the vine are known to crush armored vehicles like tin cans. Also the, the fruits are very, very edible. However, they are expensive, because harvesting them is obviously difficult.
Bongo-Bongo Tree
Tigas Root
Pwnage Orchid
Pwnage Cabbage
Pwnage Black Orchid
Venus Beartrap
Sippy Cup
Robertson's Thorned Vine
Pwnage Woody Vine
Pwnage Ironwood Tree
Blue Periwinkle
Pwnage Chair Mushroom
Pwnage Table Mushroom
Pwnage Sofa Mushroom
Pwnage Flame Mushroom
High Gas Durian
Pwnage Dendroid
Incendiary Flower
Cluster Nuts
Acid Sap Tree
Juba Vine: Kudzu, on several different varieties of methamphetamines. Sucks the Earth dry, and is poisonous to boot.
Panacea Plant
Blantain
Jungle Grapenut Vine
Fountain of Youth Plant
Pwnage Earth Mold
Pwnage Network Mold:
Desert:
Camel Spike Cactus
Pwnage Date Palm
Dagger Papyrus
Bile Orange Tree
Sweet Lemon Tree
Hogloz Pork Tree
Resin Tree
Wecix Plant
Fauna:
Jungle:
Lizardman
Hybrid
Pwnage Monkey
Nightstalker
Stalker
Rochasaurus
Vampire Mosquito
Common Mosquito
Pwnage Flying Pig
Wirecat
Pwnage Crocodile
Pwnage Buffalo
Pwnage Bullfrog
Pwnage Poison Arrow Frog
Jagaraptor
Dog Variant Lizardman
Pwnage Ant:
Pwnage Fire Ant:
Fig Ant: Lives on the Man-Eating Strangler Fig.
Fig Locust
Fruit Bird
Rat Trap Beetle:
Blood Bee
Pwnage Python
Eagle Wasp
Pwnage Woodpecker
Tarantula Harpy
Hydra Eagle
Carrion Fly
Alixosaur
Ripsaw Centipede
Pwnage Trout
Lamprey Worm
Robertson's Eagle
Starkwright's Deathbird
Acid Badger
Pwnage Scorpion
Giant Millipede
Muckworm
Pwnage Anaconda
Lethal Amoeba
Gwarno Brain Parasite
Bog Spider
Jungle Locust
Desert:
3 Humped Camel
Pwnage Scorpion
Desert Worm
Desert Lion
Blood Jackal
Colonial Dung Beetle
Sand Fleas
Mountain:
Common Yeti
Snow Eagle
Wendigo
Mountain Tern
Gooba
Ocean:
Saltwater Pirahnas: Big, travels in huge swarms.
Pathogens:
Jungle:
Muscular Atrophy Virus
Necrotic Hemorrhagic Fever
S. 10330 Bacteria
Corrosive Fungal Infection
Malaria Gamma
Lazy Shit Syndrome
Dino Flu
Desert:
Dysentery Lambda
Flora:
Jungle:
Zikora Tree: Primary type of tree in MassPwnage. Its large, constantly growing leaves feed everything from dinosaurs to jungle locusts. Known to grow many meters per day in the incredibly rich soils of MassPwnage. Can grow up to 350m in height.
Man Eating Strangler Fig: MassPwnage's national plant. This is a plant that throws out tendrils that grow faster than humans can run. If the tendrils get around its victim, they will wrap around the victim and crush him/her into a pulp, then absorb the victim through its surface. The bigger, more woody parts of the vine are known to crush armored vehicles like tin cans. Also the, the fruits are very, very edible. However, they are expensive, because harvesting them is obviously difficult.
Bongo-Bongo Tree
Tigas Root
Pwnage Orchid
Pwnage Cabbage
Pwnage Black Orchid
Venus Beartrap
Sippy Cup
Robertson's Thorned Vine
Pwnage Woody Vine
Pwnage Ironwood Tree
Blue Periwinkle
Pwnage Chair Mushroom
Pwnage Table Mushroom
Pwnage Sofa Mushroom
Pwnage Flame Mushroom
High Gas Durian
Pwnage Dendroid
Incendiary Flower
Cluster Nuts
Acid Sap Tree
Juba Vine: Kudzu, on several different varieties of methamphetamines. Sucks the Earth dry, and is poisonous to boot.
Panacea Plant
Blantain
Jungle Grapenut Vine
Fountain of Youth Plant
Pwnage Earth Mold
Pwnage Network Mold:
Desert:
Camel Spike Cactus
Pwnage Date Palm
Dagger Papyrus
Bile Orange Tree
Sweet Lemon Tree
Hogloz Pork Tree
Resin Tree
Wecix Plant
Fauna:
Jungle:
Lizardman
Hybrid
Pwnage Monkey
Nightstalker
Stalker
Rochasaurus
Vampire Mosquito
Common Mosquito
Pwnage Flying Pig
Wirecat
Pwnage Crocodile
Pwnage Buffalo
Pwnage Bullfrog
Pwnage Poison Arrow Frog
Jagaraptor
Dog Variant Lizardman
Pwnage Ant:
Pwnage Fire Ant:
Fig Ant: Lives on the Man-Eating Strangler Fig.
Fig Locust
Fruit Bird
Rat Trap Beetle:
Blood Bee
Pwnage Python
Eagle Wasp
Pwnage Woodpecker
Tarantula Harpy
Hydra Eagle
Carrion Fly
Alixosaur
Ripsaw Centipede
Pwnage Trout
Lamprey Worm
Robertson's Eagle
Starkwright's Deathbird
Acid Badger
Pwnage Scorpion
Giant Millipede
Muckworm
Pwnage Anaconda
Lethal Amoeba
Gwarno Brain Parasite
Bog Spider
Jungle Locust
Desert:
3 Humped Camel
Pwnage Scorpion
Desert Worm
Desert Lion
Blood Jackal
Colonial Dung Beetle
Sand Fleas
Mountain:
Common Yeti
Snow Eagle
Wendigo
Mountain Tern
Gooba
Ocean:
Saltwater Pirahnas: Big, travels in huge swarms.
Pathogens:
Jungle:
Muscular Atrophy Virus
Necrotic Hemorrhagic Fever
S. 10330 Bacteria
Corrosive Fungal Infection
Malaria Gamma
Lazy Shit Syndrome
Dino Flu
Desert:
Dysentery Lambda