NationStates Jolt Archive

President Jackson is decreeing that all people must close their pubs, and bars by atleast 12:00 PM. The wearing of sexually appealing clothing is also illiegal, and this means unreasonable skirts, short shorts, flip flops, people over the age of fifteen wearing shorts, and all other types of clothing. Public wear should involve a good shirt, and long trousers. This is in order to make sure that people dont distract themselves from their work, and to ensure that society remains moral, and sensible.

What's the point of hiding skin? What next? Hiding hair? Noses? Mouths?

No, no. This will be redecided by public refferendum after democracy comes to Rorotravia. However, this is the current stance of the Government.

The honorable nation of The Armed Republic of PhoePipe wishes to lend it's support to such a well thought declaration. However, we have found that controlling the consumption of spirits in the first place to be effective in place of declarations.

Official Royal Communique

Despite our budding friendship with Rorotravia and its government, we must confess that the Empire of Atruria does find these laws to be slightly over the top. However, we respect the right of Rorotravia's government and President Jackson to lead Rorotravia, as it is a sovereign entity, though we urge democratic process on said nation.

Yours in Friendship,
His Imperial Majesty, Charles III, Magnus The Lion of the Line of Lothar; By the Grace of God, High King of Atruria, Imperial Prince of Lotharian Descent; King of Durenheim and Prince of Sanchony and Ghaine, Lord-Tetrarch of Aldania, Despot of Rhodinia and Thane of Fendigard, Monarch of Sofia, Dynastic Ruler of Dorania, Grand Duke of Tartary, Loranna, and Gastonia, Earl of Tanary and Portalia, Protector of the Thedronian Sea

Official Letter from the Office of the Minister of Foreign Matters

"President Jackson, I am slightly concerned that you are requiring the closing of all pubs and bars by midnight. Do you not remember that you made a deal with Acid Vodka Liquors Group? And because of this the government of Potty 5 offered you aid. We hope that in the future you will be more carefull about the law you pass and how they effect the tax paying international business that are based out of Potty 5. In order to show that we are serious we are cutting back on the road and rail aid package to only half of its original value. We also would like to state the Emperor Fat Monkey 13 does not look kindly on the legislation of morality.

[General Obnus Rajio’s signature, stamped]
General Obnus Rajio Minister of Foreign Matters”

Official Motherland Press Release

Eh...they'll do what they want. So long as they don't oppress or commit genocide, everything'll be fine. Don't worry, were monitering the situation. Now, next question please?

Response from Chief Governor Dunan Ruu after recieveing an Intelligence Briefing on the International scene.

Potty 5 we will repeal the pubs and club law, so long as no lewd acts take place inside them. We must ask once again, how much aid was pledged to Rorotravia? And may it be used for anything, which the government sees fit to use it for?

We are very sorry, but Democracy is dangerous in the hands of those who dont know how to use it. There is great Corruption in Rorotravia, and those who have lived here will know that even expatriates live in dire discomfort, and that is the highest standard of living in our land! So then, we must say, would you not want a benevolent leader, who can be kind to the people over a democratic parliament who may not have development in mind? Under my government, no one has been executed.

people over the age of fifteen wearing shorts, and all other types of clothing.

Well as long as they are attractive, we agree.

((OOC: Sorry could not resist :p))

OOC:
Aid consists of 10 billion for communications, and all IT related.
2 Billion for ground transportation infrastructure
In addition to the large initial aid smaller more general aid is expected to be sent yearly of about half of a billion dollars.

Aid is sent because of agreements you made with Potty 5 businesses that offer them exclusive international rights to specific markets (IT, and Potato/Rice based alcohol). Your own people can still create, manage, and run business in these fields.

The agreements you made with Potty 5 businesses do not include any mention of the aid, the aid is only offered as an insinuative to maintain those agreements and be more open to accepting more agreements with different Potty 5 based businesses.

While ViZion does not agree with this new "moral" law, we do not see is as a big enough issue to turn it into a situation. Your people, should they vacation in ViZion, will be allowed to wear what they wish except being in their nude in public.

You Can Wear S&m In Public In Velkya!

Woooooooooooooot!