NationStates Jolt Archive

Charles "Chuck" E. Dwight stood looking at the man he had overthrown, who was being held back by two bodyguards.

"GUARDS! TAKE THIS IDIOT AWAY!" Chuck said.

"Please reconsider! All I wanted to do was help the country out!" said Ken Harvey, a man who overthrew Chuck's regime to try to change the country over to a republic from a police state.

"You really think I'll reconsider, you lousy son of a-"

"RECONSIDER, PLEASE! DON'T SEND ME TO JAIL!"

"Guards, take him away." Ken tried to kick at the ground and stop the guards, but he couldn't. He was thrown into a white armored SUV and taken away to a maximum-security jail for political prisoners.

"All in a day's work," Chuck said to himself.

Chuck turned to his right-hand man, who was nameless. Even Chuck didn't know his name. "Okay, let's this country back on its feet. You know what will happen if you don't teach this country to walk again?"

"What?" the man said.

Chuck held up a twig, and snapped it in his rather frail fingers. "That'll happen to you."

Chuck's right-hand man gulped.

OOC: In other words, my country is back from the dead (I got it resurrected about half an hour ago). To get the country's economy back on its legs, what donations can I take from you guys?

One US dollar = 16 Bureaucracian yazoos.

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We are strapped for resources ourselves after losing a war to Automagfreek and continuing to wage conflicts on two sides of the world.

We would help you in whatever ways our budget would allow, but we do not generally support police states, and in fact they form 90% of the nations we war with. Our minimum standards for aid is that the nation have at least some civil rights and rare political liberties.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Ahem:

Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Frightening Political Freedoms:
Rare

Accordance//3827533//Coalitionist Foriegn Aid Program

To Whom it May Concern,

If said nation hosted a Coalitionist Government, a multi-billion dollar grant would immidietly be issued to aid the reconstruction effort free of charge. However, because one is not present, and a police-state like system is installed, this grant will be issued if the Coalition deems it a worthy investment. Before such a grant can be made, the Coalition must inquire about the economic laws governing the nation of Bureaucracia. We must know of import/export tariffs. Existing Tax Laws on business' operating inside your nation. Minimum Wage/Labor Laws. Laws regulating the operation of unions. And the natural resources currently present inside your boundries.

Consul of the Monetorial,
Maxwell Dizen