NationStates Jolt Archive

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Due to the rising risks of recent lines of experimentation, Pale Rider Arms has put out a call for the import of Human Resources. Skilled and unskilled resources are requested, although those taken from ignorant sections of the population are preferred. Superbly educated subjects will not be tolerated, nor will those with mental handicaps or brain damage. PRA has issued a statement that they will pay $20,000 for each human sold. Contact Pale Rider Arms today for your chance to take advantage of this excellent source of income!

Open:

We are appauled at you attempting to start a slave trade, for shame.

-AFRP

Encrypted:

We currently have around 400-600 "prisoners" the Mikosolf Corporation took during its long rule and would be glad to sell them to you at your aforementioned price.

-X

Encrypted Response
We thank you for your business. We will send a cargo hauler to pick up our delivery and deliver your payment, to be determined upon counting of the merchandise. It will be accompanied by a detachment of Red Samurai, and a Shinigami to ensure that the transaction is conducted cleanly.
Yours,
Daniel Quetzal
CEO of Pale Rider Arms
Regent-Elect of Otagia

Mr. Daniel Quetzal,

I must inform you that the people of Atruria and I find this act to attempt, not only to reinstate the slave trade, but to use human test subjects, sickening and appalling. On behalf of the Empire of Atruria and her people, I condemn you and yours for these blatant acts against humanity.

[Signed]
HIM, Charles Magnus Lothar, By the Grace of God, Emperor of Atruria

Encrypted Message to the great and powerful Otagian leader:

Proposal

We as the Vanattians despise the slave trade, but times are hard, and those we consider to be our enemies are far too numerous. As our war with the Verozan Empire continues, we will ship to you 800,000 units, perhaps military personell or perhaps unwanted political rivalists in Verozan territory. Our time is limited, so we would like payment for them up front, and we will ship them to you as soon as we capture the units.

Thank you for your time.

Ambassador Ingo Myer
The Honorable Republic of Vanatta

Dear PRA (encrypted message),

The People's Republic of H-Town Tejas has plenty of people for you. We have entire prisons full of rowdy fascists taken during the civil war, and we are more than happy to give them to you. Understand, though, that we do not usually do this sort of thing. The prisoners will total up to about 750 people total.

Mikel Aritza, PRH-TT Foreign Minister

PS: The chairman doesn't know I'm doing this. Make sure it stays that way, or it's my head in the bay.

Mr. Daniel Quetzal,

I must inform you that the people of Atruria and I find this act to attempt, not only to reinstate the slave trade, but to use human test subjects, sickening and appalling. On behalf of the Empire of Atruria and her people, I condemn you and yours for these blatant acts against humanity.

[Signed]
HIM, Charles Magnus Lothar, By the Grace of God, Emperor of Atruria

Mr Lothar,

We are afraid that we must disagree with your message. Not only is slavery an efficient method of labor, it also bolsters portions of the Otagian economy. As for the human labour experimentation portion, we feel that this is a vital part of the Pale Rider Arms research program, and will not discontinue it. Regardless, we thank you for your most interesting letter, and to thank you for your time and effort, would like to present you with the enclosed (and rather leaky) box of powdered sugar donuts, sent via Atrurian mail. We do hope you enjoy them.
Yours,Daniel Quetzal
CEO of Pale Rider Arms
Regent-Elect of Otagia

OOC: Lol, well thanks for the donuts anyway :D

Encrypted Message to the great and powerful Otagian leader:

Proposal

We as the Vanattians despise the slave trade, but times are hard, and those we consider to be our enemies are far too numerous. As our war with the Verozan Empire continues, we will ship to you 800,000 units, perhaps military personell or perhaps unwanted political rivalists in Verozan territory. Our time is limited, so we would like payment for them up front, and we will ship them to you as soon as we capture the units.

Thank you for your time.

Ambassador Ingo Myer
The Honorable Republic of Vanatta

Ambassador Myer,

We are sorry, but such an operation would most likely result in merchandise not meeting the strict requirements we have layed out. Thus, we must decline your most generous offer.

Yours,Daniel Quetzal
CEO of Pale Rider Arms
Regent-Elect of Otagia



Dear PRA (encrypted message),

The People's Republic of H-Town Tejas has plenty of people for you. We have entire prisons full of rowdy fascists taken during the civil war, and we are more than happy to give them to you. Understand, though, that we do not usually do this sort of thing. The prisoners will total up to about 750 people total.

Mikel Aritza, PRH-TT Foreign Minister

PS: The chairman doesn't know I'm doing this. Make sure it stays that way, or it's my head in the bay.

Mr. Aritza,

We would be quite glad to take these prisoners off your hands, provided they meet our requirements. Please meet us with them at the city docks. We will have your payment of fifteen million United States Dollars. We will do our utmost to maintain the secrecy of this transaction.


Yours,Daniel Quetzal
CEO of Pale Rider Arms
Regent-Elect of Otagia

OOC: Lol, well thanks for the donuts anyway :D
OOC: I do hope you got the joke, at least. So far, all people have thought is that they were contaminated...

ooc: Yeah, i got it

ooc: I think...

A short telegram from an unknown location in Potty 5
"How strict is the education req? How strict is the brain damage req? Potty 5iens are all eather very well educated (free education through graduate school for all) or braindead due to druge use (it is not free but very legal)."

As education is difficult to measure, we have decided to institute an IQ requirement that may be used in its place should judgement of education be too difficult. IQ must not be above 100, and brain damage must not exist in any form. Any deviation from these requirements will result in forfeiture of payment.

ooc: I think...
Leaky box of powdered donuts sent through your mail system: white powder contaminating several post officers. Standard annoying ploy of PRA Marketing VIPs #1.

OOC: Bumpalicious!

OOC: Bump. I could use a few more, I don't want to be godmoding with my rather unique experiments when they're eventually successful. Any more takers on the excellent offer for slaves?