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"Hello everyone, this is Walter Krankheit of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. Today, the Generalissimo announced that Roach-Busters will become an absolute monarchy, with himself as sovereign. He will be crowned Kaiser of the Grand Imperium of Roach-Busters tomorrow by Pope Paul VII, and Christine Peralta will be crowned Empress. Also on that day, the Generalissimo and Miss Peralta are to become man and wife. The Generalissimo announced that a huge ceremony will be held, to which all friendly heads of state are invited. This is truly an exciting occasion. More on this story will be broadcast when it is available. Again, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."

{OOC: If anyone wants, they can request invitations, and I'll let you know if the invitation is accepted or not.}

Shaun was watching the news program from his homebase on Vortric Island Via a satilite uplink.


"Hes a monarch now? wow, more and more eh.... hehehe oh well if I take Sliapt Before it happens I think all go" Shaun said to himself and as soon as he finished he saw a pacage on his table and opened it and found an invatation to the Ceramoney and as soon as shaun finished reading it his Cell phone Rang

"hello?" shaun asked

"Ah, Marshal Churchman. It is I, the Generalissimo. How are you, old friend? You have been cordially invited to attend my coronation and wedding. I sent you an invitation. I hope you received it?"

bump

Gyrobot looked at the news, he doesnt like this at all. First democracy became a military rule but now considering the threat that Roach Busters wants to become another Parthians he must ensure the Generalissimo must die at all costs. Much less if we want an empire at our hands. He then sent an telegram:

"I am afraid I will not be able to attend your coronation. While I wish I could see your rise to conquering the world. I am afraid our nation is too busy trying to arouse internation attention to some issues. Maybe when more pay attention to what I have to say, I may attend more events."

Kimiko Ayasugi sent this telegram:

"Dear J.L.

I would like to attend this coronation, after all, I need to get out every once in a while, and see an old friend. Congratulations on being Kaiser.

Kimiko A. Moua"

"Kimiko, I would be honored to have you here. Could you extend invitations to Karl and Mr. Featherston, as well?"

--Kaiser J.L.--

Gyrobot looked at the news, he doesnt like this at all. First democracy became a military rule but now considering the threat that Roach Busters wants to become another Parthians he must ensure the Generalissimo must die at all costs. Much less if we want an empire at our hands. He then sent an telegram:

"I am afraid I will not be able to attend your coronation. While I wish I could see your rise to conquering the world. I am afraid our nation is too busy trying to arouse internation attention to some issues. Maybe when more pay attention to what I have to say, I may attend more events."

"I'm sorry you will not be able to attend. Although we barely know each other, I would like to learn more about your nation. If possible, perhaps you could send a representative on your behalf? After the ceremony, I could meet with the representative to discuss a possible embassy exchange, and such."

--Kaiser J.L.--

"Kimiko, I would be honored to have you here. Could you extend invitations to Karl and Mr. Featherston, as well?"

--Kaiser J.L.--

"Why not? Lemme see about that.

-Kimiko A. Moua"

You forgot about me? I was back then an eager nation who fought to take down the remnants of Fabus' followers. Also I tried to overthrow you once, but all that aside. I may consider bringing a delegate. Although his gift may be a shock to you. Heh heh.

You forgot about me? I was back then an eager nation who fought to take down the remnants of Fabus' followers. Also I tried to overthrow you once, but all that aside. I may consider bringing a delegate. Although his gift may be a shock to you. Heh heh.

"What...kind of gift?"

--Kaiser J.L.--

Lets just it will be explodingly spectacular.

Lets just it will be explodingly spectacular.

"Ahem...uh, no."

--Kaiser J.L.--

"Hello everyone, this is Walter Krankheit of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. Today, the Generalissimo announced that Roach-Busters will become an absolute monarchy, with himself as sovereign. He will be crowned Kaiser of the Grand Imperium of Roach-Busters tomorrow by Pope Paul VII, and Christine Peralta will be crowned Empress. Also on that day, the Generalissimo and Miss Peralta are to become man and wife. The Generalissimo announced that a huge ceremony will be held, to which all friendly heads of state are invited. This is truly an exciting occasion. More on this story will be broadcast when it is available. Again, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."

Emperor Rick Kordo laughed. While he had never meet soon-to-be Kaiser J.L., his father had told him stories and J.L. had been a role model of sorts for the young Rick Kordo. Now to hear that this man, like himself, was finally taking the justly deserved role as Monarch of his nation warmed Rick's heart. He made a note for himself to request an invitation to the crowning and the wedding. It promised to be a great day for Roach-Busters and Kordo for sure.

Emperor Rick Kordo laughed. While he had never meet soon-to-be Kaiser J.L., his father had told him stories and J.L. had been a role model of sorts for the young Rick Kordo. Now to hear that this man, like himself, was finally taking the justly deserved role as Monarch of his nation warmed Rick's heart. He made a note for himself to request an invitation to the crowning and the wedding. It promised to be a great day for Roach-Busters and Kordo for sure.

By a strange quirk of fate, just as Rick made the note, a package arrived. Inside were invitations hand-written by the soon-to-be Kaiser himself.

A letter was laying on the desk of J.L., the soon-to-be Kaiser J.L.’s desk.

Can’t have party with out the big bad wolfman. It will be just me coming, the brides have things to do. ~The Count

At that moment, The Count was boarding one of his private jets. Which would be heading towards Roach-Busters. ETA is in five hours.

OOC: Can’t wait to have the Count run into some of the RALM leaders. It will be funny.

Emperor Titus closed the window on his Powerbook after watching the news report on a satellite link. 'Ha,' he though to himself. 'J.L wasn't a complete monarch before? How long have I been internationally ignorant?' He laughed to himself. He pulled up his Outlook Express and swiftly typed up an email to Kaiser J.L.

I, Emperor Titus Celmaetus, would like to request an invitiation to the ceremony of holy matrimony between yourself and Christine Peralta for myself and my wife, Quintia. While I shiver at the concept of being in the same general vicinity as Kimiko Ayasugi and any other RALM leader, I also relish the opportunity to meet them face to face and make my own assessment of them, dangerous or just plain insane. We thank you for any consideration you may plan to have.

--Titus

P.S.--Would you find it offensive if I brought extra security? There's no way in Hell that I'm going to trust any RALM person.

The Hornando throne of Vietnamexico will send the worlds newest monarch 10 of the most beautiful concubines that the throne can find in its court, the Throne will also send a dleagate, Fredrick von Calle, the Minister of the Throne.

"You all are welcome to attend, of course."

--Generalissimo J.L.--

{OOC: PDC, feel free to bring as many bodyguards as you want, as long as it's not more than 30}

"J.L.-

I would be honored to attend. Know that I come only with a Beretta Tomcat so that uppity JWolf and Titus know I won't try to screw them over, ja?

-Karl von Esling"

"Dear Father-in-law-soon-to-be-Kaiser-

I'll come, after all, it's only right. And, Rinoa and little Amelia will come, too. I think Amelia will like her grandpa, no?

Oh and I will come accompanied by Linda Stuart. Better to have a butt-kicking pistol at your side, in case trouble starts.

Jake Featherston IV
President
Reunited States of America"

{OOC: ND, they're invited of course. Transylvania, I'm starting a thread for the actual event. Please copy and paste your post to a new post in that thread. Thanks.}

A small Learjet, meanwhile, was flying into RB Airspace. Onboard were Kimiko Ayasugi Moua, Karl von Esling, Jake Featherston IV, and Linda Stuart. They were talking, and having fun, dishing out dirt on others, and generally swapping old war stories (yes, even Kimiko has some of those, from her early RALM days).

Kimiko said, "Ya hear about those Pwnage hicks!? Bastards have gone bonkers, allowing unlimited freedom! At least they like anime, but not enough."

Karl scoffed, as Kimiko laughed heartily, "Pheh. An example of modern society gone wrong. What did I say? I have foretold this in many of my books, that society is only now concerned about the trivial, and the lower classes can't run themselves. Anarchy. Pheh."

Waving his hand, he said, "I'd like to see the whole world covered in RALM Gray."

Jake chimed, "Wouldn't we all? And Karl, don't be dour! We'll be meeting my daddy-in-law, J.L., only one of the best friends we have."

Karl said, "Well fine. Still, I think it is the cabin fever talking. No war makes me itchy."

Linda said, "Here here."

Kimiko then said, "Gentlemen, Jakey boy is right! We must keep in good spirits! J.L., our Benefactor, would hate to see us angry at one another!"

Karl said, "If only Count JWolf was not there. And Tidus."

Jake said, "Here here! That bastard JWolf owes me a rematch for Angola."

Linda said, "Here here, he put up a good fight. I'd like to meet him once more."

Kimiko said, "He does, but not now. Maybe later. For now, we will behave. And if he is here, surely J.L. must take some stock in him, no matter how unusual we think it is. We must learn to put the past aside, at least for now."

Karl said, "Fine. But frankly, you haven't been doing so well yourself. The movement is losing ground in Upper Xen. Lew is gaining it."

Kimiko said, "Then we fix this. He won't get us, hell, being the way he is, he won't do a damned thing, that paper tiger. He'll sit there, and let poor widdle me do my thing."

Jake said, "Touché. Still, I'd say be careful."

Kimiko said, "But of course. Ooh! We're close!"

The GPS said the Learjet was close to RB Airspace. At that, Kimiko radioed the RB Command personally-

"RB Command, this is K.A. Moua. I have Mr. Esling and Mr. Featherston here with me. Requesting permission to enter."

OOC: True, Transylvania. We'll be civil. Seriously, can't get spanked like in Angola again, now, can I?

How could I not attend such a festive occasion. If permitted, I would like to attend personally, I cannot miss such excellent events in the life of my good friends.

-Shah Khosru III

How could I not attend such a festive occasion. If permitted, I would like to attend personally, I cannot miss such excellent events in the life of my good friends.

-Shah Khosru III

"Of course! I would be honored to have one of my best friends attend this memorable occasion."

--J.L.--

{OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460495}