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well i'm looking for someone to kill my emperor. the reasons for the killing would be any of the following.

they are anti-Capitalists
they are anti-Imperialists
don't like single party governments
don't like my nation for any reason(just give me one and i'll see if it would work)
Traid dispute

really any reason, just ask me and i'll tell you if it will work.

anyway, the rp would go mostly like this,

1st. assasin enters palace, somehow gets passed Guards.
2nd. Kills Emperor
3rd. mabey escapes, mabey dies, mabey gets taken captive
4th. possibly war with another nation
5th. civil war and fighting with anti-imperialist rebels who have been waiting for something like this to happen.

then we see what happens from there

OOC: I dont know if you have ever heard of the Black agents, but I control them- always have just this time I haven't brought them back to life. I could Rp them if you wish. there skills are the best, and none have ever been captured, non killed, but this may be the one time it could happen. I was thinking of going with the idea of internal rebel hire a Black agent to kill the Emperor to throw to nation a curve ball, then a civil war breaks loose. at the End My agent dies.....?

If you don't mind him escaping, I could send the Coatl after your man. He's an important character for several of my RPs, so I don't want him dying. Of course, I could always send a Shinigami, who could quite possibly die. They're deniable assets, and are quite good at what they do.

(OOC:
Well, my space program is notoriously...innacurate. Those rockets can land anywhere, you know? ;)
If not, Im sure some Goblins have a grudge against you for some reason.

just how much of a one party state are you? any civvie atrocities? ruthless crushing of internal opposition?

maybe we could say you were funnelling uranium to rebels in a neighboring country who have been picking off my troops?

there is a terrorist group in my nation which is trying to gain independence for an exclave in it. maybe we could have them do it for attention.

We could easily kill your emporer over a trade dispute. The real question is, how would you like your corpse served?

just how much of a one party state are you? any civvie atrocities? ruthless crushing of internal opposition?

no atrocities, and only the crushing of a rebelion but its hardly ruthless.

as for the uranium, my nation does not supply anyone with uranium. and we have a total store of only 15 nukes Empire wide.

i don't know if your the type who would do this but. in case you got it from the fact that Uranium mining is listed as one of my 3 major industries, i consider it to be any type of mining (i think most who RP do but i'm not sure)

BMG: based on what i read on your nation it would(should) require a small assault to get your forces past my Emperors Guards, but you could still do it...also it would point your nation out as a target for my forces. and from what i know of your airforce it could be very one sided in a war(though i don't really know as you could have many strong allies, and i don't know how well bombing would go to underground cities)


mostly i'm leaning closer to Otagia or Hobbeebia

Oh, the airforce is a BIT better than it was, we have some modern jets now :P
Plus, as noted, you need lots of bombs to dent most of my cities, you could take out the coastal towns though :P
Just as an idea, how about a team of international mercenaries hired by, say, Nebarii dissenters?

Perhaps you should check out Halberdgardia's thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444680) and have the rebels agree to the Halberdgardian Government's offer (it's secret ic info however). He has been eager to try out his new toys.

OCC: Blake Darkhart would do it for a price. Darkhart was a member of my nation's special services until his cruel and ruthless methods led to his exile from Fourhearts. Bad to the bone, and tougher than steel Darkhart now uses his various talents as a mecenary.

The Outcast's perferred method of death is to infiltrate the palace desguised as one of the staff members and administer a lethal injection. This gives him time to walk away from the palace before the victim's gaurds know what is happening. Although, a decaptitation can be arranged for a little extra cash.

Fourhearts would not be accountable for Darkhart's actions. So no war with us just because he's from my nation.

If you need to contact Darkhart just give me a TG.

OOC:
My Empire often sends out "Quads" (four assassins) to 'deal with' rivals. They are fully expendable, and you can trace them back to me if you like. We are proud of what we do, and have no wish to stay hidden. However if it's secrecy you want, that can be arranged as well. There are four to ensure mission completion even against a magical opponent. Trained from birth with an over-bloated military budget and military society, they are the best assassins you can find, as once their mission is completed, they have nothing to live for. Please notify me by telegram if you would require my services, we can arrange this hit to be free of charge, as we will benefit from the new government.

well I dont think he was after a magical assasin. And sending in more then one assasin only serves to prove you are not up to the task. Black agents also does not need to dress up and try to trick to guards, If I know NP right his guards will tell you apart from the old faces they see..... also I see a defect in your training methods......just because you budget is bloated does not mean you trained them right. And even if you did train them from birth we know nothing about the training procedures. Black agents training is probably the most hardest training for any assasin in the world which is why only 106 Full Black agents arein operation. most die during training. And to have assains who live for nothing more then to hit thier mark only leaves them open to decoys, and if they do hit thier mark they lack the will of self-preservation, they get sloppy and die- then you have to train more.....

What if my emperor chalenges your emperor to a duel over something rather small and irrelavent. (or the otherway around) They each take up a pistol go outside walk ten spaces turn and

Fat Monkey 13 hits your emperor twice in the head w/ his 10mm Mauser before you emperor fires a shot.

Or your Emperor fires a shot off into the air (or misses) then Emperor Fat Monkey 13 shoots him.

Or they could go unarmed, or swords, or maces, or flails, or crossbows, or shotguns, or rifles, or...

This could hapen with observer and witnesses and would be fair [unless your emperor wants to cheat].

I dont wish to go to war (I can be persuaded), and or have my emperor killed (i cant be persuaded),

but it could be interesting as my nation has tons of hills, rivers and dense vegatation (jungle). This would lead to an asymetrical war where targets are very hard to find and easy to hide. Nuclear deturance would keep both sides from destroying civilian centers. Home turn advantage would give me the advantage on the ground. So it could turn into a futile war where you would have to withdraw because of mounting losses and costs, despite an actual effective defense.

What could be strange is that my emperor genrerly supports Imperial/Royal gov't so he might send in forces to support the Empier even when he has killed the emperor.

Perhaps you should check out Halberdgardia's thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444680) and have the rebels agree to the Halberdgardian Government's offer (it's secret ic info however). He has been eager to try out his new toys.

[OOC: Or I could just send in Delta One for no reason at all, except for money. Nebarri, Delta One would be much like Coatl, and might even work with him, pending your and Otagia's approval.]

OOC: Hey, Coatl is a team player, as long as he gets payed. Of course, I'd need proper coaxing from some other party, professional hitmen don't do this job just for fun, ya know. ;)

A Shinigami, on the otherhand, would be less of a team player. Their mindset is rather foreign to most, they're borderline autistic. Nasty shits, but they still need someone to aim them...

Yurka could always have a group from section 7 take care of your emperor if we thought he knew something about our government which he shouldn't know(Such as experimenting on prisoners), or if he in any way shamed or offended the government as a whole. We'd also take into consideration killing him if it would do us any good or help hide any of our faults. We would be willing to go to war over it, but then of course we'd more than likely use scape goats or claim it was a terrorist organization trying to make our great country look bad.

Section 7 is a section in the Yurkan Obelisk, an large black fortress of a structure surrounded by heavily guarded wilderness. Think of the defenses that most military installations have and then multiply this a few times. The public as a whole only knows of sections 1-6. The 7th section is responsible for Assassination, Terrorism, and counter-terrorism. They are made up of only the best of the best soldiers, trained from the age of four and pumped with status altering drugs, with numerous weapons stashed away in their bodies. Most of these are non-metallic to prevent setting off metal-detectors.

If we sent one, he would probably do it during a diplomatic meeting between our two empires, seeing as we're both rather imperialistic and capitalist. If not he would have to sneak into the palace, possibly using ventilation shafts and any maps he can get. More than likely he'd find out who created it and torture the individual untill he gave up any failsafe's in the building's defenses, using the man's loved ones as hostages in an undisclosed location. This would all take place in at most two to three days.

Most of Section 7 would detonate an explosive to wipe out any information on their person if they were to be caught. Just in case however, we keep up to two other members of section 7 to procure the hostages and take care of any loose ends.

OOC: Hey, Coatl is a team player, as long as he gets payed. Of course, I'd need proper coaxing from some other party, professional hitmen don't do this job just for fun, ya know. ;)

[OOC: If that "hunt for Sam Fabus" or whatever actually gets started, then perhaps Clavain and Coatl will strike again...]

Though if you really want it to be simple, all you need to do is have someone scratch him with a lethal virus on his/her fingernail. Does your Emperor attend many public events?

Fourhearts: sorry but your guy would be spotted easily

Anyway, I know this is somewhat over kill but I could see my rebel faction doing it…I would like to know if Delta One, Coatl, and a Black agent would like to work together? Maybe I could even allow a small Goblin attack.

If not I’ll just have to pick one

[OOC: Well, I can't say I speak for Otagia, but if Delta One and Coatl are cooperating to assassinate the Emperor, they probably wouldn't take too kindly to another assassin infringing on their work. I know I'd probably RP Delta One as trying to impede, or, if necessary, kill any other competitor. So you could include a Black Agent, but Delta One probably wouldn't work with him, and I'm guessing Coatl wouldn't either, though, again, as I can't speak for Otagia on this, I can't be certain of that.]

hmmm....three unfriendly assasins hired for the same job at the same time, it could be fun. don't you think?

The Black agents prefere not to work together, but They are not paied to compliant about their mission....Just dont expect to a firendly hand shake... In fact dont plan on even seeing them...

A single man is more likely to succeed in the intial infiltration than a whole unit, thus I'll send in a single man. Nominally, assassins always work alone as they are less likely to be spotted and as a direct consequence, killed.

A little bit of fleshing out. The assassin has to be a single man, and they must survive the encounter. Beside that, I can do pretty much anything you need. However, based upon what you've told me: I'd have to go with a trade dispute between our two nations that had escalated well out of control. The assassin cannot be traced back to me, but given the political situation at the time, it would be logical to assume that I would send on. Maybe your Emperor has refused to allow us to transport goods through your country without taking a sizable chunk of the resources. In this case, I'd be throwing out the rulebook on my nation, as I generally play FT, but I'm willing to go MT. He can come in on a commercial airliner, and then get his equipment from a political dissident on the inside. From there, I can make it easily enough.

I have to agree with snake eater. Black agents normally do their jobs alone. but like I said They are not paid to complain. And I dont care If you capture the black agent. Black agents are an unoffical Assasins cult. For a price they would kill anyone.... And only that person. Everyone else would be spared if possible....

The Czechotovan IBR (my elite bodyguard) would gladly help, we could launch a full scale attack while the other assasins take out the emperor. i could also deploy an army regiment of 1000 men as peacekeepers if you think riots will break out

i think i'm going to go with the origanal Black agent idea

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