Kaduna
18-12-2005, 18:11
Twas the night before Christmas day, and only the Santa Claus stirred as he leant over to grab the mince pies and milk laced with brandy, already he was stone drunk and had difficulty in standing upright, he walked over to the tree as he brushed ash off his arse, would it kill people to clean thier Chimneys? He grumbled before setting down his sack and placing presents around the tree, it was at this point that he realised the small green figure standing in the door.
"GROBBLE!!! I is Da Grobble farver and I is 'ere to replays yooooo"
The small creature had a long protruding mose and a santa hat, which covered his eyes, balancing on the bridge, he grinned as he pointed a shotgun at Santa.
"But this is the time for peace and love, not war and guns!"
Santa pleeded as he stuck up his hands, the green thing pointed the gun at the red fat-arses large rear end as he motioned towards the Chimney, it was a struggle but both creatures made it to the roof where Santa's Sleigh was waiting next to a large Hot-Rod type machine, the Grobble tied Santa to his Sleigh before leaping into the terrifying construct, it started up with an almighty bang as the flame-thrower engines started up and the Hot-Rod flew off the roof.
"HO-HO-HO, MERRY GROBBLESDAY!!!!"
The Grobble flew across the night's sky blasting off shells from a machine gun snuck away in the back-ground, this guy made the Grinch seem like an ammetuer.
"GROBBLE!!! I is Da Grobble farver and I is 'ere to replays yooooo"
The small creature had a long protruding mose and a santa hat, which covered his eyes, balancing on the bridge, he grinned as he pointed a shotgun at Santa.
"But this is the time for peace and love, not war and guns!"
Santa pleeded as he stuck up his hands, the green thing pointed the gun at the red fat-arses large rear end as he motioned towards the Chimney, it was a struggle but both creatures made it to the roof where Santa's Sleigh was waiting next to a large Hot-Rod type machine, the Grobble tied Santa to his Sleigh before leaping into the terrifying construct, it started up with an almighty bang as the flame-thrower engines started up and the Hot-Rod flew off the roof.
"HO-HO-HO, MERRY GROBBLESDAY!!!!"
The Grobble flew across the night's sky blasting off shells from a machine gun snuck away in the back-ground, this guy made the Grinch seem like an ammetuer.