NationStates Jolt Archive


Can you read me?

The Horde Of Doom
12-12-2005, 23:24
Brainchild drifted effortlessly through space. After leaving the Wantee diplomacy to the Humans and Protoss, the Brainchild had jumped randomly into space. While it was a science vessel, it was now on it's own mission of diplomacy. The Horde needed someone to refit the navy. This would involve purchases.

Lots of them.

So, having reached it's destination, it sent out a message in every language they knew:
"Come one, come all! The Horde of Doom needs your technological know how, and is willing to pay for it! Yes we will buy rights OR individual naval units! Help launch us to space!"

They would wait, this pioneer crew of 15, until they had the beginnings of a new navy.

(The ship is basically a classic "Flying Saucer" but big enough to house a crew of 15 and all scientific gear.)
The Horde Of Doom
12-12-2005, 23:36
*Bump*
I need the tech!
Green Sun
12-12-2005, 23:45
The Admiral looked at the report and sighed.
"Bunch of morons wil a flying saucer..."
He tossed it aside and went back to his lunch. Oh, how he loved jelly doughnuts...
Mini Miehm
12-12-2005, 23:48
The Admiral looked at the report and sighed.
"Bunch of morons wil a flying saucer..."
He tossed it aside and went back to his lunch. Oh, how he loved jelly doughnuts...

OOC: That's just cruel Green Sun.. On the other hand, I'm not helping him either...
The Horde Of Doom
12-12-2005, 23:50
Well so far, results have been less then steller.....
Snake Eaters
12-12-2005, 23:51
*Bump*
I need the tech!
OOC: Sorry to put it bluntly... but develop your own. Use a techbase, or come up with something completely original. Everyone else has done it.
Mini Miehm
12-12-2005, 23:52
Well so far, results have been less then steller.....

OOC: No offense, but only my allies get ahold of my tech, and then they pay for it through the nose... I'm in a war right now, and I'm offering my buddy 3 things, in return he supports my bid to destroy the DS...
Green Sun
12-12-2005, 23:54
OOC: That's just cruel Green Sun.. On the other hand, I'm not helping him either...
OOC: What? I'm always a shit when it comes to this sorta thing.
IC:
Official response from Green Sun-
We believe that the Horde of Doom is too technologicly, mentally, and politcally not ready for such advanced technology and that all nations should develop interstellar capabaility on their own, as we did. We will, however, offer you free coupons to your nearest ice cream parlor.
The Horde Of Doom
12-12-2005, 23:59
Well....as long as we can get sherbert....:)
Green Sun
13-12-2005, 00:02
A Green Sun Destroyer making its routes around Chronosian space fired a large container containing millions of coupons at The Horde of Doom's capital building's front lawn, creating a 6-foot crater. It was hot, but the coupons were intact.