Galloism
12-12-2005, 17:51
For the last several days, reports had been leaking out of Galloism of a coup attempt. The government was very tight lipped until 2 hours ago, when Emperor Gallo authorized this worldwide press release.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the world, we come to you with the gravest of threats. This threat struck us fast and hard, and we were completely unprepared for its existence. We are looking for at least a dozen men whom could be any height, weight, or race, but there is one very unique characteristic about them."
Gallo clears his throat.
"All force energy has been completely drained from their bodies. They are a black hole in the Force, and undetectable. These men have murdered all my sons in their sleep, and we caught none of those. I barely escaped myself with my life. Had my daughter not caught one in the U.N. Stranger's Bar, we would have known nothing at all about them. In response, I ask all nations to examine as many people as possible for individuals in whom there is no Force energy at all."
Gallo shuffles a couple papers.
"In response to this threat, Galloism's military has taken up position around my palace, and I am dispatching a small platoon of soldiers to the United Nations, for the protection of my daughter. We ask that if these assassins are found, they be delivered immediately to my country for questioning. May the Force be with us all."
"Ladies and gentlemen of the world, we come to you with the gravest of threats. This threat struck us fast and hard, and we were completely unprepared for its existence. We are looking for at least a dozen men whom could be any height, weight, or race, but there is one very unique characteristic about them."
Gallo clears his throat.
"All force energy has been completely drained from their bodies. They are a black hole in the Force, and undetectable. These men have murdered all my sons in their sleep, and we caught none of those. I barely escaped myself with my life. Had my daughter not caught one in the U.N. Stranger's Bar, we would have known nothing at all about them. In response, I ask all nations to examine as many people as possible for individuals in whom there is no Force energy at all."
Gallo shuffles a couple papers.
"In response to this threat, Galloism's military has taken up position around my palace, and I am dispatching a small platoon of soldiers to the United Nations, for the protection of my daughter. We ask that if these assassins are found, they be delivered immediately to my country for questioning. May the Force be with us all."