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The Inquisition has begun!!!


I am declaring Regional warfare against the East Pacific until they reduce their numbers to 20 or below, either by moving out of the East Pacific, or by being destroyed. the choice is yours.:mp5: :) :sniper:

Wow...I'm a noob....and even I know thats.....N000000000BISH!!!!!! LOL!!!!1111+1!!

OOC:
1.Read the stickies.
2.Don't use smilies in IC posts.
3.You cannot fight, not to mention win a whole region.
4.Read the stickies again.

Hahaha!

I'd love to know if he is being serious of jokin'!

Hahaha!

I'd love to know if he is being serious of jokin'!

I'd say he thinks that this is simply a continuation of the actual nationstates.net.

Or he's just an idiot.

i think hes joking

:mp5: :mp5: w000t shotterguyz!!!

i think hes joking

:mp5: :mp5: w000t shotterguyz!!!

:p

Please, my snipershotterguyzorz pwn j00r sh0tterguyzorz :sniper: :sniper:

ROFLMAO!!!!11111!!!!!LOLZORZ!!!!!

Anyhow, back to business...

I'm serious. I have the whole region backing me up.:)

What region would that be?

The Verusan Alliance. Anyway, it's irrelevant. Pueri, you have a lot to learn, be sure to dedicate enough time to reading the stickies, other threads and improve your roleplaying to get a feel of NS before posting such preposterous threats.

Please, people. Don't feed the n00b. Especially you two, Velkya and Psyker Bearzerkers. While both of you are utter newbies in comparison to someone like me, you've both been around long enough to know not to do this.

If you don't have any constructive way to help the new player learn what to do around here, then don't post at all. :rolleyes:

As to the OP: The International Incidents Forum is mainly for nation-based wars... not region-based (i.e. individual nations fighting each other, not regions). Therefore, this kind of thread really doesn't belong here. Also, follow Madnestan's advice above and read the stickies. They can be quite useful. (Ok, they'd be funnier and even more useful if I'd written them all myself, but I actually have a life, unlike Euroslavia. Er... I mean... *hides behind Kat* ;))

My nation is located in the East Pacific. Therefor you have declared war on me and you have 24 hours to stand down. The 21st Airborne Division has now been activated.

On a better note, I'm a new nation but this is not my first. If you need help getting to know the game and how to play please TG me or any of the bigger nations. We are willing to help.

My final words before the attack: DIE YOU ------------


:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

OOC: Since you have not stated which tech level this is, I'm just going to assume you meant FT. Therefore...

IC:
Communique from the Galactic Empire:
''As per the Dictator's wishes, it is my sad duty as Colonel of the Diplomatic Corps, on behalf of the Most Venerable God-Dictator of the Galactic Empire and the people of said Empire, to inform the government of the nation of Pueri, and the people they represent, that the Galactic Empire does not look favourably upon warmongering such as this. We ask you to cease all hostile activities against any and all regions and nations within 48 hours. Should you not comply, you may consider yourself to be at war with the Galactic Empire of Relative Liberty. Your death will be swift but painful.''

Station Relativity, in orbit around Liberty One:
''Think they'll agree to back down, sir?''
''Who cares, a singel regiment of our warriors could beat their entire army.''
''So what will we do then, sir, assuming, of course, that you do not wish me to mobilise more troops? We have laready strained our forces quit a bit, mind you.''
''Monitor the situation, tell me if htings get rough.''

Obviously, you do not know that my undead army for outranks your puny army both in numbers and tactics. I feel that it is my duty to inform you that any attack upno me would result in a major loss for your side before I would be destroyed. Thank you for your cooperation in letting the two involved regions to settle this on their own accord. Oh, and by the way, did I mention that I have a Goldeneye-style Space Station hovering over your nation right now???:)

What does FT mean?

Obviously, you do not know that my undead army for outranks your puny army both in numbers and tactics. I feel that it is my duty to inform you that any attack upno me would result in a major loss for your side before I would be destroyed. Thank you for your cooperation in letting the two involved regions to settle this on their own accord. Oh, and by the way, did I mention that I have a Goldeneye-style Space Station hovering over your nation right now???:)
a fine example of stupid godmodding

Pueri: Back down on your claims, the czechotovan military is mobilized and ready to defend the East Pacific. If you continue your threats, we will dispatch a naval force. If you attack us or Eastern Pacific countries, we will invade you.

Pueri, since you are new, it means you do not have very much power. Please read the rules before posting.

FT- Future Technology

You do know that hte Goldeneye blows itself up to execute its attack and a MiG-25 Foxbat with its Vaccum Tube electronics won't be affected at all.

ANd if you don't understand what FT means then well...read the Stickies. Seroiusly, you cannot beat all the nations of The East Pacific. If you want a war you have a glimmer of a hope to win, try beating up a chipmunk exhibit in your local zoo.

Your army is part of your total population listing in your NationStates.Net site. So it cannot exceed your population listing there. Droids count as population. Even unmanned vehicles need to be maintained and they are limited by your maintainence personnel.

Pueri, why are you trending on the path to total self-destruction and/or subjectation by a older nation? Also FT means future technolog.

Extermination on this scale is not endorsed by optischer. But it is supported

My A+ class I.G.N.O.R.E. battle crusier, The Ejaculator renders all your undead...deader. A truckload of Ethopians with AIDs are en route to your country.

Your army is part of your total population listing in your NationStates.Net site. So it cannot exceed your population listing there. Droids count as population. Even unmanned vehicles need to be maintained and they are limited by your maintainence personnel.

OOC: I was thinking, A droid Army should count as PART of your popluation-And here is how I figure it. It should be limited to 3 % of you current military numbers. Because lets face if a single droind engineer can service more then one droid at a time. Now dealing with unmanned vessels and vehicals I am not to sure yet.... I dont know but I think the whole point of a droid army is to keep your human soldiers alive......

Obviously, you do not know that my undead army for outranks your puny army both in numbers and tactics. I feel that it is my duty to inform you that any attack upno me would result in a major loss for your side before I would be destroyed. Thank you for your cooperation in letting the two involved regions to settle this on their own accord. Oh, and by the way, did I mention that I have a Goldeneye-style Space Station hovering over your nation right now???:)
''Can you even begin to imagine the destruction we can unleash? Have you any idea of the havok our planetary bombardement would cause even before our troops ever set foot in your puny country? I repeat my Lord's message: back down, of face utter annihilation!''

OOC. Please explain to me how you could sneak that station past my perimeter defenses, and do tell what use a single Golden Eye would be if you face a stellar empire compromising several solar systems, fielding fleets larger than you can imagine and with the potential to whip out whole civilizations at the blink of an eye.
FT stands for Future Technology, something you would know if you bothered to read the stickies. So I repeat the advice of my fellow roleplayers: read the stickies, dont godmod and don't declare war against people for no reason.

Are droids the living dead?

Kill me, and my colonies will wreak revenge upon you!!!

Oh, I should add that I have a BFP, with 24 .50-cal guns, 3 nuclear capable bomb bays, and ten engines. If you wish to destroy it, try me. You stand a better chance of destroying Ahrman than you do me.

One more thing: my population is immune to AIDS because i have outlawed pharmecuticals and in order to get into my country, all immigrants must survive "Who wants to be an Immigrat?"

Get my drift?

you understand in a Ft world nukes are like the little snaps you can buy at your local fireworks store.........

What i don't get is that you think that by killing my population you can decrease my military strenght. Each time you kill one of my playthings, myarmies strenght increases. Also, every time you kill one of the undead, they come back. Don't you realize that you are fighting a war you can't win???

The undead.... Or Hyper-reanimated beings ( universal soldier ) . There is just one problem. H-R beings have to stay cool or they will burn up. So A few naplams here and there. And not only would they over-heat but the would also be ash. And ash can come back to life.

OOC: I have ranked your responses based on laughable they are:
Outside of determining your budget, the issues you answer hold no power at all on these forums.
Your tiny .50 cal wouldn't even penetrate the shields of my space ships, let alone dent the armour. That would be like issuing rednecks slingshots and order them to take on the 2nd Waffen-SS Panzer Division ''Das Reich'' in the French bocage, although with less chance of success.
To an empire the size and technological level to me, nukes are what children use as fireworks on New Year's Eve, and the number of engines on your little toy does not impress me the least.
Your army consists of zombies? Unless you plan to attack me with radioactive dust, a planetary bombardement would finish you off (along with the rest of your region).
Also, tell me how outlawing pharmaceuticals would render your entire population immune to HIV.

To quote you ''Don't you realize that you are fighting a war you can't win''.

Now be a good newbie and go read the stickies, will ya?

OOC: A: Don't double post, just edit. B: Tell me what BFP means. C: Provide some background to your suicidal tendencies. D: State tech level. E: Do everything everyone else said. Done that? Now compare our post counts. Who is older and more experianced? Now check my profile. Who's economy is stronger? Oh, and since you probably don't know this, you should never state an opponents casualties, only your own, but keep it reasonable. Mythology earth is the place for skellies, and they are not invincible.

IC: Field Marshall Hallget read the report. He tuned it over. He read it again.
"Look, Ruytir, you know I keep my staff informal and enjoy a laugh, but please, the declaration of war tray is sacred. I mean, living dead? James Bond randomness? War against one of the powerful regions on the planet for no reason! I guess it's the job. We all get a bit unhinged in this work, but still..."

"It's true sir. Every detail. Every detail. We must of course invade and destroy them in the name of freedom-loving warmongerers everywhere. Or "pacify" them and grab anything good in reparations."

"Oh, I catch your drift, General. Get Jalfainer's army. He's my best. And the Strelets. And the Black Guard, and the Legion of the Federation. They take one look and they'll wet themselves. Oh, and some Marines, just in case. And fix up one or two Samurai companies. What fun."

"Yes, sir, instantly sir!"


A few days later, and a medium sized strike force was assembled. There were Strelets and Cossacks from Vhoorzhenstrana, Samurai and Ashigaru from the East Regions, Black guards from Alba, and everywhere, Boozians, in thier trenchcoats and gasmasks. The transport, both air and sea, was ready, the war had been declared. An air team was already closing. General Jalfainer, oone of Boozia's best, and the Military Science section claimed this would go down in history as the one week war. Pueri had been given one chance to surrender. One.

Hobeebia: My nation has multiple versions. I can just replace sea and air with sea and land or just space. Other than that, I didn't finalise mine.

How are you going to attack if he has not even finalized his tech level....?

BFP means Big F------ Plane. My undead aren't affected by heat. My nation occupies the desert area of the Verusan Alliance. Thus, you would have to cause a nationwide freeze to destroy them. And by nukes I mean Quantum bombs. If you don't know what those are, then you know absolutely nothing about the military compared to me.

To quote a book, "Quality counts, not quantity, wot?"

DIE

As for my tech level, I employ puny little hares armed with javelins as assasins, and driods as shock troops. I suggest that you avoid angereing me further because that would make Sol Giuldor angry, and because his Emporer is appointed by the Pope, he can call for a crusade against you. My tech level is MT.

DIE

In case you didn't note the obvious, I am my regions kamikaze nation. That should explain everything I do.

I declare war upon chzecotova. He will have until tommorow, GMT, to surrender. If he doesn't he will be, "erased". One of my friends has drawn up a new stealth unit he has allowed me to use. Your HQ, main government office, and military barracks will be destoyed if you haven't surrendered by 0000 GMT. My stealth units are already in place.

:)

Hobbebia, the same goes for you as it does chzecotovia. Surrender, or be taken care of.

[ Everybody do the saturation nuke bombardment dance!

Hmm.
Drat.
Better let a FT nation do that, then.

The trials and tribulations of being PMT. T_T ]

The man stared Out the window pufing his cigar. he ordered the navy to take tto the skyies for War. He was brave and scared.

NAtional Adress:
Peoples of communismrevisiteddesd-, i Have declared war on the natoin of Perri to free its peoples from the opresion of its evil leaders. We shall triumph!!! for victore!

The 2998th infantry airborn SEELs have bneen mobilized. To cover there assalt threevteen nukes haven been launched. surredender by 1980 hours or die! the navy ahs mobilized with ninteness battleships and carriers with plains. They will flie to the capital and bomb importtnant Targets.

[center]for Victory!!![center]

All of my buildings are far enough underground that you will have to take them with infantry, sucker.Stop. Try me now.Stop. I declare war on the countries that I warned and you.Stop. . . . _ _ .

There is no 1980 h in military time, idiot. Also, 1950h, what? GMT, Zulu, local?

OOC: Know what, I'm going to let you finish masturbating to your wet dreams of invincibility, and if you TG me when you're done I can help you RP more properly. Sounds good, doesn't it?

I have revised my options, and this is so godmodey now that I drop out. It's not even worth teaching you a lesson. But why not declare a crusade? Honestly do, and we can see how many christians respond. If it's more than two, you get a thousand pounds. Bye, TG me about the crusade, and take RL's good advise.

Let me make myself clear on something:

1: Military time has only 00-59 on the last two digits
2: GMT is Greenwich Mean Time(the time in Greenwich)
3: Local is the time in your time zone(i.e., 0000GMT, 1800L)
4: Zulu is the time in the country you are occupying(i.e., 0000GMT, 1800L, 1500Z)

Happy?

Deploying IGNORE Cannons on the Perimeter...preparing to fire. IGNORE torpedoes armed.

Let me make myself clear on something:

1: Military time has only 00-59 on the last two digits
2: GMT is Greenwich Mean Time(the time in Greenwich)
3: Local is the time in your time zone(i.e., 0000GMT, 1800L)
4: Zulu is the time in the country you are occupying(i.e., 0000GMT, 1800L, 1500Z)

Happy?
No, we're not. We're not going to be happy until you stop godmodding.