NationStates Jolt Archive


Zombies Over Run Tigerlan!

Tigerlan
10-12-2005, 04:13
These photos just in from our reporter at the scene of the riots.

http://users.kymp.net/~jhkj/bloodycamp/zombie(elf).jpeg

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http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/united_film/dawn_of_the_dead/zombie5.jpg

Tom it looks like the riots are getting worse as people scratch and even bite the police and national guard that respond to the scene. Non-lethal weapons are being used to protect citizens and property, But it doesn't seem to be working. Here comes one of the rioters now. lets try and interview him.

"sir why are you rioting?"
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh god damn-it! he bite me! he bite me! shoot the bastard!
"BANG" "BANG" He wont stay down! Oh my god theres more of em! AH! get-em off me! GET-EM OF ME! AHHHH!


{back to the studio} What the hell is going on out there?!

This just in. Tigerlanian premier Yosef Slovicof is Making an official government statement.

"This doesn't look like a riot, it looks like a nightmare. We are doing everything we can to Martian order. I have called in the military and air force, But both seem infective. We are now asking for aid from any and all countries around the world. May god help us"
Green Sun
10-12-2005, 04:14
Admiral Jones turned to GSCNN. Tigerlan was evidently having riots all over the place.
"Please. Everyone has riots."
A rock flew in his window with a note on it. It said, "People-hater!" on it.
"Fucking COmmunists!"
He picked it up and threw it back with a note saying, "Fuck you! Next time I'll toss a nade!" on it. He sat back down and watched the rioters bite the police. He changed the channel to a local news network. It showed his house and the Green Sun rioters and how the police were starting to kick their asses. He turned back to GSCNN and saw the gore.
"Holy shit!"
He picked up hsi phone and called the leader of Tigerlan.
Tigerlan
10-12-2005, 04:16
The Admiral changed the channel.

come on be serous
Tigerlan
10-12-2005, 04:16
The Admiral changed the channel.

come on be serous
Green Sun
10-12-2005, 04:17
come on be serous
OOC: Alright, I'll elaborate on my post. Green Sun is used to doing this sorta thing.
The Horde Of Doom
10-12-2005, 04:20
His Divine shadow, Xipetec simply responds to the humans troubles in this way:
"Ack! Ack ack ack. Ack ack ack ack, ack ack ack! Ack ack ACK!"
(If you rp trying to translate it, i'll tell you.)