NationStates Jolt Archive

Tired of being cramped on a planet with 100 other nations? Want to move out and have room to spare? Do you need resources, and have run out on your homeland? Or maybe you just need somewhere to do weapons reasearch?

Whatever the reason, the North Mack Expeditionary Corps can find a planet for you! Just give us a list of specifications, such as gravity, day length, hospitable to human (or other) life, excetera.
Garanteed to have a planet in 7 years (1 week) or your money back!*

Prices start at 10 Billion USD, with aditionlal cost for special curcimstanes.

Special Conditions and Prices include:

Naturally Habitable to Human Life: 500 million USD
Naturally Habitable to non-human forms of life: 600 Million USD
1g gravity: 200 million USD
Specific percentage of water: 400 million USD
Specific year length: 100 million USD
Specific day length: 100 million USD

note: Other conditions may apply


Please remember: The more specifications you make, the longer it will take to find a planet meeting your requirements
Also: Due to the fact that this is just a side venture for the NMEC, only 2 orders will be accepted at any given time.






The NMEC reserves the right to refuse any order for any reason. Refusal of an order will result in a return of Fee minus 5%.
* minus 5% of fee

Current Orders:

--none--

We presume the maps you are using to offer this proposal, is mainly based upon Milky Way Galaxy maps.

If so, would you like to purchase a set of maps from our map archives of the entire Virgo Intergalactic Supercluster, some three hundred plus galaxies in all, for a triffle price. The maps 'do' indicate which worlds are M-Type, non-M-Type, and whether colonized or not. (Saves a lot of trouble with locals and iffy reactions to foreign colony attempts..)

..plus, if your technology isn't up to such lengthy travels, we can offer the Class VI Fold Jump Drive for your civilian and guard military use. Making trips across the vast distances a snap. If it is up to snuff, very good then.

The only price we ask is a genetic sampling of 1,000 to 10,000 subjects from your worlds for our Gene-Techs to use, to help recover our numbers after our battle against the Infernal Forces upon this dimension.

All of this is voluntary as always, and subject to final approval from both sides. As such, we await your response to this offer for us to assist you in your endeavor.

Regards,

Lady Peorth Morisato
Gaian Ascendancy Second Foreign Advisor

Lady Washu Habuki
Gaian Ascendancy Science Advisor, N.A.I.S.

We will indeed like to purchase a set of those maps, even though most of the planest we are surveying are EXTREMELY far from the Milky Way. In fact, one of our surveyors has claimed to see the enge of the expanding universe (while he WAS stoned out of his mine, his ship WAS pretty damn close th where we are guessing the Edge is...).

As for the Jump Drives, we will have to pass, as we use our own North Mackian Class IX Shift Drives. The reason it takes so long to find a planet is because we need to shift from one planet to another until the conditions specified are met.

For the genetic samplings, we will give you stored genetic material for 3,734 of our soldiers. If you ever come up with maps for the REAL far out there, where we are surveying, please let us know. We have plenty more genetic material in our banks. (Every NM Soldier had some genetic material/information stored upon the start of their military career.)



Its been a pleasure doing buisiness with you.

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