Jordantinople Declares War
Jordantinople
09-12-2005, 06:02
The Grand Duchy of Dwiggins has oppressed my people for far too long.
My women have been raped, and my livestock as well. My people thought all was lost until a brave man stepped forth to move us onward. Now we are spending every waking moment devising strategy to destroy :mp5: the evil ones who held us captive and kept raping and raping some more.
WE WILL BE FREE!
sincerely- The Grand Chancellor Jordan
- A Humble Servant Of Jordantinople.
Exetonia
09-12-2005, 06:08
FROM: Exetonian High Command
TO: Nuclear Staion delta
RE: Command
You are orderd to hearby fire 5 nukes at the nation of Jordantinople. These are to be in the 100 MT range. That should just about stop the warmongering..
[ooc: This post is not cannon]
Jordantinople
09-12-2005, 06:09
One of my elite uranium packed suicide bombers just jettisoned himself into your northern section causing massive damage and horrific radioactive reprocussions. My planes are fueled and ready to tactically strike your capital, and my men look to your land with hunger. And i am about to say to them : "Go forth, and bring mayhem. And rape them back!"
You will desist or be vanquised!
*Communication Interrupted*
Sincerely,
The Grand Chancellor Jordan
-A Humble Servant Of Jordantinople.
OOC: They are raping your livestock?? Are your livestock sexier than theirs?
Exetonia
09-12-2005, 06:18
Ho Hum... a man falling from a plane that u didnt tell me was coming over.. Ah well, i'll rp it.
"Sir, we are evacuating the northern city of Falmouth due to a suicide bomber. We need to get our eadiation teams in there and try and contain the damage. Esitamted civilian casualties 1200-1500 at early estimates. several buildings levels. Parts of Falmouth currently uninhabitable." Said a commander to the command staff.
"Good god. Fire up all 75 nuclear silos and prepare to fire 1 peace keeper missile with the Avco MK 21 re-entry models. Target their military instialations and major habitable areas." Replied the chief of staff.
"yes sir" was the simple reply. The order went out. Several minutes later the peacekeepers were seen leaving their silos heading for the atmosphere...
In the mean time, all military bases were put on full alert ready to deal with any incoming enemy.
[ooc:THIS POST IS NOT CANNON]