Palentine UN Office
06-12-2005, 18:35
Sen. Horatio Sulla, the Palentine UN ambassador stood in the assembly hall of the UN. Standing by him was a tall, muscular man of middle are. The man was wearing a FUNK-U shirt, sweats, and cowboy boots.http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/terryfunk/07.jpg Sen Sulla adressed his fellow delegates.
"Greetings fellow colleagues. I am proud to announce the Appointment of this fine gentleman Texas Jack Funk, as my Deputy Ambassador. He will take over for me here when I am Indisposed. His Qualifications incl..." At this point a delegate in the front row, who really despised Sulla and his militaristic Machismo interrupted by saying," You mean when you are hung over after drinking yourself more stupid that usual, and carousing with loose women." A few bits af laughter was heard among the delegates. suddenly Texas Jack held out his hand to Sulla and said,"Tag me in Pardner!". Sen Sulla tagged his deputy, and Texas Jack climbed onto the podium. Then he executed a perfect moonsault onto the offending delegate. Getting up he dragged the battered delegate onto the delegates desk, whereupon he executed a Piledriver, collapsing the desk. Texas Jack got up and walked over the moaning, nearly unconcious figure, and tagged Sulla back in. "THanks old boy, I'm glad to see you're still at the top of your game." Sulla said then he continued. "His qualifications include 3 time World champion, 2 time Hardcore champion, Tag team Champion, and King of the Deathmatches. I'm sure his ability will be put to good use." Sulla and Texas Jack smiled, while the paramedics entered the hall.
"Greetings fellow colleagues. I am proud to announce the Appointment of this fine gentleman Texas Jack Funk, as my Deputy Ambassador. He will take over for me here when I am Indisposed. His Qualifications incl..." At this point a delegate in the front row, who really despised Sulla and his militaristic Machismo interrupted by saying," You mean when you are hung over after drinking yourself more stupid that usual, and carousing with loose women." A few bits af laughter was heard among the delegates. suddenly Texas Jack held out his hand to Sulla and said,"Tag me in Pardner!". Sen Sulla tagged his deputy, and Texas Jack climbed onto the podium. Then he executed a perfect moonsault onto the offending delegate. Getting up he dragged the battered delegate onto the delegates desk, whereupon he executed a Piledriver, collapsing the desk. Texas Jack got up and walked over the moaning, nearly unconcious figure, and tagged Sulla back in. "THanks old boy, I'm glad to see you're still at the top of your game." Sulla said then he continued. "His qualifications include 3 time World champion, 2 time Hardcore champion, Tag team Champion, and King of the Deathmatches. I'm sure his ability will be put to good use." Sulla and Texas Jack smiled, while the paramedics entered the hall.