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NEUCLEAR WAR ON The Independent People of Kluz!!!!!

Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 04:47
polital espionage has recently happened against our country. several documents were stolen from us, and The Independent People of Kluz is beleived to be the root of it, as our CIA confirmed earlier today. we are launching attacks on them shortly, so stay with us.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 04:52
it's official. we've launched a ATT-14 hydrogen 38 bomb, destined for the capital of kluz. i hope it hurts.
Sephrioth
04-12-2005, 04:56
an offical meesage from the sephrion high command to Svedethleind
we advise you not to because we will defend The Independent People of Kluz and if you fire you nuclar weapons we will have no chocie but to use our orbital weapons platforms to shoot them down. then we will fire our antimatter missiles at you. donot try the empire in this because can and will imvade you. and message
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-12-2005, 04:59
Ignore Sephrioth. We fought a "war" against them once, and they wanted peace within twenty-four hours, without a single shot fired or a single casualty. They are all talk, and no walk.
Sephrioth
04-12-2005, 05:03
ooc thl that was then this now
ic high comand they did not heed our warning deploy the fleet 20 rapier class destroyers drop out of hyperspace and take up ghyo schtic orbit arm the antimatter missiles the fleet comander oredered.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-12-2005, 05:04
ooc thl that was then this now
ic high comand they did not heed our warning deploy the fleet 20 rapier class destroyers drop out of hyperspace and take up ghyo schtic orbit arm the antimatter missiles the fleet comander oredered.

OOC: So? That doesn't mean I don't have the right to bring it up when ever I please. It is part of my nations history, after all.
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:06
At the New Edwards Test Flight Center in Westamerika:

"Sir, we're going to have to bump up the schedule just a tad on the Valkyrie II project."

"What do you mean?"

"An opportunity for a live fire test has presented itself. A nation called Svedethleind has launched a nuclear attack against the nation of Kluz, apparently unprovoked. HQ wants us to see if the new bomber can meet the requirements."

"Alright, the YB-76'll be fueled and bombed up in two hours."

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To the nation of Svedethleind:

We suggest you surrender to The Independent People of Kluz, and do so publically to us. Failure to do so will result in a large increase in your glass exports. You have three hours to comply.

His Imperial Majesty,
Paul VII of the Sacrum Civitas Americae Imperium.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:07
ooc thl that was then this now
ic high comand they did not heed our warning deploy the fleet 20 rapier class destroyers drop out of hyperspace and take up ghyo schtic orbit arm the antimatter missiles the fleet comander oredered.
your anti matter missiles will have no effect. by the time they reach the hydrogen bomb, which has a radius of approx. 50 Sq. miles, the after shock will still damage 50% of the city. you have no idea how powerful these bombs are. and plus, you can't get rid of matter. it's against the laws of atomic physics, you kindergardener. so back off, or your next.
Tocrowkia
04-12-2005, 05:10
~Imperial Statement~

Sephrioth, leave this conflict be, or we'll glass you.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:12
At the New Edwards Test Flight Center in Westamerika:

"Sir, we're going to have to bump up the schedule just a tad on the Valkyrie II project."

"What do you mean?"

"An opportunity for a live fire test has presented itself. A nation called Svedethleind has launched a nuclear attack against the nation of Kluz, apparently unprovoked. HQ wants us to see if the new bomber can meet the requirements."

"Alright, the YB-76'll be fueled and bombed up in two hours."

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To the nation of Svedethleind:

We suggest you surrender to The Independent People of Kluz, and do so publically to us. Failure to do so will result in a large increase in your glass exports. You have three hours to comply.

His Imperial Majesty,
Paul VII of the Sacrum Civitas Americae Imperium.

how much do i have to tell you? i was provoked by espionage, which is a UN offense. you don't know the situation, so quit being immature and grow up.or i will sink your nation to the bottom of the ocean, and don't think our ATT H-bombs can't do that, cuz they can. so just grow up and SHUT UP!
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:13
An H-bomb is rather out of proportion to a mere act of espionage.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:15
~Imperial Statement~

Sephrioth, leave this conflict be, or we'll glass you.

thats it you've gone TOO FAR! PUNCH ONE MORE NERVE AND I"LL HAVE ALL 100 MEMBERS OF THE la muerte del terror incorporó society ON YOU!!!!!! GOT THAT?!!? BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:16
thats it you've gone TOO FAR! PUNCH ONE MORE NERVE AND I"LL HAVE ALL 100 MEMBERS OF THE la muerte del terror incorporó society ON YOU!!!!!! GOT THAT?!!? BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You do realize that he was on your side, don't you?
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:17
An H-bomb is rather out of proportion to a mere act of espionage.
no, this was a detailed and planned espionage mission, and it endagered the lives of 71 countries. i will only back off when they hand back the stolen documents.
Green Sun
04-12-2005, 05:18
OOC: I think he means that this is closed.
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:18
no, this was a detailed and planned espionage mission, and it endagered the lives of 71 countries. i will only back off when they hand back the stolen documents.

Except that you can't back off because you've already launched the H-bomb. And what's to prevent them from simply xeroxing the docs before handing them back?
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:19
You do realize that he was on your side, don't you?
srry, i meant to quote that other country. my apologies.
Sephrioth
04-12-2005, 05:19
ooc for a start the antimater missiles are aimed at your capital citty
and i am ft
IC They stiil dont back down fire three 4 giiga tone anti mater missiles at thier capital citty. three antimasser missiles screamed out of thier launchers
as they were fired atthe Svedethleindian capital citty.
DMG
04-12-2005, 05:20
"Captain what is that noise?"

"Its our new massive weapon charging up."

"Captain, the weapon is at maximum power."

"Ready it for firing."

"Ready and awaiting your order sir."

"Fire the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon."
Green Sun
04-12-2005, 05:21
"Sir, DMG is firing their IGNORE cannon," the private said to General Faand.
"Dammit, how come they get one? Relay a message to them to fire a second shot for us, because we don't have one."
"Yessir."
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:22
Except that you can't back off because you've already launched the H-bomb. And what's to prevent them from simply xeroxing the docs before handing them back?

well, you see, first of all if they xerox the plans thn we'll have no other choice but to declare a la muerte del terror incorporó society military pact against them, and continue bombing. how're they going to xerox with a barren radioactive country?

second of all, our original plans was to scare them into giving us the plans with the h-bomb. so flawless, yet so far away, eh?
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:24
"Captain what is that noise?"

"Its our new massive weapon charging up."

"Captain, the weapon is at maximum power."

"Ready it for firing."

"Ready and awaiting your order sir."

"Fire the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon."

now your just violating the rules, and not to mention being immature.
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:24
well, you see, first of all if they xerox the plans thn we'll have no other choice but to declare a la muerte del terror incorporó society military pact against them, and continue bombing. how're they going to xerox with a barren radioactive country?

second of all, our original plans was to scare them into giving us the plans with the h-bomb. so flawless, yet so far away, eh?

Given that you have a YB-76 just finished taking off and now 45 minutes away from your nation, with a load of just under a hundred nuclear bombs, quite a flawed plan. I really do recommend the surrender.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:28
ooc for a start the antimater missiles are aimed at your capital citty
and i am ft
IC They stiil dont back down fire three 4 giiga tone anti mater missiles at thier capital citty. three antimasser missiles screamed out of thier launchers
as they were fired atthe Svedethleindian capital citty.

now your just godmodding, which is illegal. i told you, i am 21 majoring in atomic physics and theoretical psychology, so stop or i'll report you to the mods, and give you a physics lesson, cuz antimatter cannons are impossible, unless you're God, and you're not.
Constitutionals
04-12-2005, 05:29
"Sir, DMG is firing their IGNORE cannon," the private said to General Faand.
"Dammit, how come they get one? Relay a message to them to fire a second shot for us, because we don't have one."
"Yessir."


I call third IGNORE cannon shot!
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:31
Given that you have a YB-76 just finished taking off and now 45 minutes away from your nation, with a load of just under a hundred nuclear bombs, quite a flawed plan. I really do recommend the surrender.
a YB-76 cant carry that many neuclear missiles , cuz it would never be able to take off, and if it did it would simply blow up, destroying your puny aircraft carrier, you idiot. you're not smarter than me, so stop acting like a fool.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:32
I call third IGNORE cannon shot!

SHUT UP YOU N00B!!!
Clan Widowmaker
04-12-2005, 05:32
The MechWarriors of Clan WidowMaker are on stand by if this gets out of hand
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:34
a YB-76 cant carry that many neuclear missiles , cuz it would never be able to take off, and if it did it would simply blow up, destroying your puny aircraft carrier, you idiot. you're not smarter than me, so stop acting like a fool.

1. YB-76 is a plane of my own design. It is more than capable of taking off with that much weight.
2. It does not take off from an aircraft carrier. You'll note that it was based at the New Edwards Test Flight Center.
3. The bombs that it is carrying are the US B-90, modified for GPS guidance
4. There's no reason for it to self-destruct over that load.
Clan Widowmaker
04-12-2005, 05:34
And we will Move with avengence
Green Sun
04-12-2005, 05:34
OOC: Okay dude, calm down, you're over-reacting. These people are very experienced and their basicly laughing at you. I know I am. Instead of yelling at us, just say that this thread is closed. It will save everyone a lot of grief.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:34
it's too late. the h-bomb has landed, destroying 82% of the city. if the enemy doesn't respond in 24 hours, we'll destroy their whole country. i hope it hurts.
Malkyer
04-12-2005, 05:34
now your just godmodding, which is illegal. i told you, i am 21 majoring in atomic physics and theoretical psychology, so stop or i'll report you to the mods, and give you a physics lesson, cuz antimatter cannons are impossible, unless you're God, and you're not.

OOC: Anti-matter cannons are not impossible for FT [Future-Tech], which Sepiroth is...though what he's doing fighting a modern-tech nation I haven't a clue.

I suggest everyone stop posting I.G.N.O.R.E.s and other such mockery in Svedethleind's thread, as he obviously doesn't want you to. It would be of far more use to the NS community to help him RP, rather than ostracize him.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:35
OOC: Okay dude, calm down, you're over-reacting. These people are very experienced and their basicly laughing at you. I know I am. Instead of yelling at us, just say that this thread is closed. It will save everyone a lot of grief.
sucks to you.
Green Sun
04-12-2005, 05:36
OOC: Whatever that means.
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:36
To Svedethleind:

This is your final warning. Surrender immediately or you will face nuclear retaliation.

His Imperial Majesty,
Paul VII
Clan Widowmaker
04-12-2005, 05:37
All JumpShips are en route to Svedethleind
The Candrian Empire
04-12-2005, 05:37
OOC:*ahem* He says he's Future Tech.... and that means he can have stuff that's ridiculus and crazy in RL. Watching this RP hurts my eyes.


IC: Emperor Petron looked over the documents handed to him. In his hands, he held about 1/2 an hour of procedings; some crazy nation launched nukes at someone else because documents hand been stolen or something, Carlos didn't really care. What did interest him was what was going on in response: DMG had prepared a countermeasure system.

Petrons' finger reached over to the intercom setup on his table.
"Dennis!"
A muffled startle was heard over the recieving end.
"Yes my lord?"
"Fetch the number to DMG and ask them to give us a shot of that I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon after Constitutionals gets it. Some whack launched nukes at someone else, and I don't wanna be any more a part of it than has already occured. Don't inform the Generals; they'll just bicker for us to use Plan Blue."
"Yes Sir."


Hey DMG, can you give us a shot of that IGNORE cannon?
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:37
OOC: Anti-matter cannons are not impossible for FT [Future-Tech], which Sepiroth is...though what he's doing fighting a modern-tech nation I haven't a clue.

I suggest everyone stop posting I.G.N.O.R.E.s and other such mockery in Svedethleind's thread, as he obviously doesn't want you to. It would be of far more use to the NS community to help him RP, rather than ostracize him.


thank you so much. finally the reinforcements arrive.
Clan Widowmaker
04-12-2005, 05:39
Dropships are deploying
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:42
To Svedethleind:

This is your final warning. Surrender immediately or you will face nuclear retaliation.

His Imperial Majesty,
Paul VII

i gave you all several warnings. now you've gone too far. i've now launched three H-bombs on your capital, but i can redirect their course if you back off and stay off. GOT IT?
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:45
my H- bombs are 1/4 of the way there. so what do you say, back off or be destroyed?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-12-2005, 05:45
i gave you all several warnings. now you've gone too far. i've now launched three H-bombs on your capital, but i can redirect their course if you back off and stay off. GOT IT?

Well, we can always shoot them down with are orbital relays if we feel like it, also. If you do not recall them, we will have to take this course of action.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:46
half way, your pick.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:47
Well, we can always shoot them down with are orbital relays if we feel like it, also. If you do not recall them, we will have to take this course of action.
then we'll just shoot down your orbitals stupid. wacha gonna do then?
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:48
3/4. running out of time.
Clan Widowmaker
04-12-2005, 05:48
As he looked down on the puny freebirth country Ilkhan Kerenskey called his tact officer.
"Star Captain Zane!"

"yes Sir?"

"how many troops are we landing?"

"I count 1,000 Mechs, 2500 tanks, and about 5000 assorted infantry and light vehicles."

"Good....Good."

"Oh, yes and Star Captain!"

"yes?"

"Call DMG and get on the list for the IGNORE cannon"

"YES, SIR!!"
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:50
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
an entire city engulfed in a mushroom cloud.

hope your satisfied.
Clan Widowmaker
04-12-2005, 05:50
lets see you nuke yourself Eh?
Clan Widowmaker
04-12-2005, 05:52
My Mighty MechWarriors are about Half way through your pathetic Country
Civitas Americae
04-12-2005, 05:53
High over the skies of Svedethleind, the sky sparkled as Civitas Americaen orbital weapons platforms shot the incoming nuclear weapons apart, removing the danger.

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As a rule, Colonel Travanovo enjoyed his job. Easy duty, great pay, great location. Today, the rule did not apply. What sort of idiot takes a prototype airplane and throws it into battle? he thought to himself. But orders were orders, and the YB-76 was outside of the enemy air defense engagement envelope, flying at Mach 4.9 and 170,000 feet, below the designed specs. Oh well, she's a prototype. They'll just need some more time to hammer all the bugs out of her

Behind him, Lieutenant Weber announced the beginning of the bombing run.

"Targets are aquired. Bomb guidance is locked. Now releasing bomb one, bomb two, bomb three," and so he repeated, until the thirtieth bomb was dropped.

Just what do they need with a 10 meter CEP on a 200 kt bomb? Travanovo thought to himself idly.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:53
you're next bub.:upyours:
The Candrian Empire
04-12-2005, 05:54
Svedethleind, can you separate OOC and IC? Please? Otherwise anyone reading this would have almost no idea who the hell you're talking to; a poster or the reader.


Also, add more details and events to your IC posts. Something like "ARG WE LAUNCH HBOMB" doesn't exactly invoke images of awe and presumed power, more like impatience and ignorance. Throw some detail on there. Make it seem like a story, not a summary, otherwise it's boring and stupid to read. Some of what happens has a lot of potential for good RP. Like when the bomb detonated.

it's too late. the h-bomb has landed, destroying 82% of the city. if the enemy doesn't respond in 24 hours, we'll destroy their whole country. i hope it hurts.
Adding imagery, like how it is at ground zero, will make this seem... you know... not foolish.

But it was too late. The fusion bomb had landed, unleashing megatons of power. At the center, the Capitol Building was vaporized.
A crowd had been visiting just as the bomb was en route. Seconds before, there was the flash of cameras taking pictures. But then there was one flash; and one million degrees. The darkness that enveloped hid the 82% of the city annihilated by the blast.

Also, it's poor RP ettiquite (sp?) to attack an enemy who doesn't know (s)he's being attacked. Neither is it good to call established players noobs.
Svedethleind
04-12-2005, 05:55
i've already bombed your country, retard.



wake me up in 9 hours...:p
The Most Glorious Hack
04-12-2005, 05:55
That's more than enough of that.