NationStates Jolt Archive


Yiddisherland announces the commencment of a Biological Weapons Programme

Yiddisherland
04-12-2005, 03:57
In direct violation of United Nations resolutions, we have determined it necessary to commence the research and development of biological weapons as an additional form of defence against our enemies and against rebellions amongst our own people. The testing of such weapons will, from now on, be preformed only on the following groups: Violent Criminals, Prisoners of War, Slaves, and the Mentally Ill.

We ask for assistance with this programme from all nations who are in violation of U.N. Resolutions against the production of biological weaponry. We are willing to exchange samples of the bacteria in your posession, that we do not currently posess, for money, trade concessions, bacteria that we have produced or other forms of armament.

[signed]
His Imperial and Royal Majesty, David the Fourth, by the grace of God Emperor of Yiddisherland; King of Israel, Jerusalem, Judah, Egypt, Jordan, Archduke of Yiddisherland; Duke of Haifa, Gaza, Golan, Damascus, Rotesschild; Grand Duke of Kraków; Prince of the Sinai; Margrave of Moravia, Upper and Lower Silesia; Defender of the Faith.