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In a grand act of international diplomacy, the Philosopher-King Dimicias announced today that New Athens will be the site of a pioneer embassy complex.

The complex currently has space for 20 embassies, but can be expanded for future needs. Each embassy is equipped with a full kitchen and cleaning staff, as well as state-of-the-art retinal scanner security systems and 50 armed Guardians. All windows in the embassies are bulletproof. Each embassy has 12 floors; the top 8 floors are offices, the next two are conference rooms, the next is the cafeteria, and the bottom floor is the lobby. A bomb shelter is located in the basement of each building. The following is a map of the embassy complex:


...Erixyus Lane...
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//Demodocus............. // Sisyphus
//..Drive.................. // Avenue
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...Halcyon Street...

The oceanfront property is on Halcyon Street; as such, these are the buildings that will probably be requested first. Each street has five embassies.

If you are interested in an embassy exchange, please post the following information with your intent:

Full name of country
Full name of ambassador
Requested address
Special requirements

I will keep a running post of the nations with embassies here:

1 Halcyon Street: Joseph Claudius David Michael von und zu Kaztenburg, Yiddisherland
2 Halcyon Street: Mathias Cameron-Delson, New Eldara
3 Halcyon Street: Yelena Emerson, Miktivity
4 Halcyon Street: Hannah Saton, New Christac
5 Halcyon Street: Miss Amiko Sato, Kirisubo
1 Erixyus Lane: Viscount Sir Ranyll Payne, Findan
2 Erixyus Lane: Reverend Lawrence Sutherland, Ohmigodtheykilledkenny
3 Erixyus Lane: Dr. Gerald Astov, Keyshona
4 Erixyus Lane: Princess Keranis Koravana et. al., Koravan
5 Erixyus Lane: Varied, Kanami
1 Sisyphus Avenue: Baron Alexander Wilson Salearie, Xharn
2 Sisyphus Avenue: Dr. Richard Cromwell, Narnia and Archenland
3 Sisyphus Avenue: Sondeep Shankar, Roman Republic
4 Sisyphus Avenue: Neil Brandon, United Earthlings
5 Sisyphus Avenue: Iain Holmes, Neo-Haraki
1 Demodocus Drive: Sanan Bach, The Resurgent Dream
2 Demodocus Drive: Ryoko Sukhekz, Usea-Jason
3 Demodocus Drive: Rammessy Atta et. al., Gilabad
4 Demodocus Drive: FM Conception Delton, Graham and Palmer
5 Demodocus Drive: Harri Ivan Schültenkof, Habahus

The Philosopher-King eagerly awaits your responses.

We do hereby request an embassy to be built, on our behalf at such a location as listed below. We look forward to normal diplomatic relations and friendship between our two nations.

Full name of country:
The Empire of Yiddisherland
Full name of ambassador:
Joseph Claudius David Michael von und zu Kaztenburg, 17th Duke of Katzenburg
Requested address: 1 Halcyon Street
]Special requirements: None, other than the absence of phone tapping, etc.

[signed]
His Imperial and Royal Majesty, David the Fourth, by the grace of God Emperor of Yiddisherland; King of Israel, Jerusalem, Judah, Egypt, Jordan, Archduke of Yiddisherland; Duke of Haifa, Gaza, Golan, Damascus, Rotesschild; Grand Duke of Kraków; Prince of the Sinai; Margrave of Moravia, Upper and Lower Silesia; Defender of the Faith.

Approved.

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The Kingdom of Xharn would like to request an embassy in the hopes that it will bring our nations closer together. I wish to submit this as the Kingdom's application.

Full name of country: The Kingdom of Xharn
Full name of ambassador: Baron Alexander Wilson Salearie
Requested address:1 Sisyphus Avenue
Special requirements: No Phone taps, and Diplomatic immunity inside the Embassy.

Signed:
King Azure IV
Supreme High King and ruler of the Kingdom of Xharn

Full name of country The Democratic-Republic of United Earthlings
Full name of ambassador Neil Brandon
Requested address 4 Sisyphus Avenue
Special requirements Well we have a couple. First we would like a helicopter pad installed on the roof if not already done. Second- we would like the bomb shelter basement expanded to the size of each floor if not already done and also 2-4 more floors added under the basement. Thats it for now. We would also be glad if you would establish an embassy in our nation. To do so fill out the following information http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=455492 Thank you.

Sincerely, Winston Spearhead [Governor-General of United Earthlings]

Full Name of Country: The Federation of Narnia and Archenland
Full Name of Ambassador: Dr. Richard Cromwell, Ph.D.
Requested Address: No. 1 Sisyphus Avenue
Special Requirements:
- Full extraterritoriality rights for all properly accredited embassy personnel;
- The right to keep and maintain a security detail of no more than twenty-five troops (not entitled to extraterritoriality when off-duty);
- A direct phone connection to your Ministry of Foreign Relations.

We greatly appreciate this opportunity to enter into peaceable relations with [NS]The-Republic. We believe that it will advance the mutual interests of both countries.

Georg Schmeling
Acting Secretary of State for Foreign Relations

All approved.

Narnia and Archenland, I apologize, but your requested address was already taken. I have you set for 2 Sisyphus Avenue instead; please notify us if this creates a problem or you have a different preference.

We as the revived nation of Haraki request an embassy.



Full Name of Country: The Rogue Nation of Haraki
Full Name of Ambassador: Iain Holmes
Requested Address: 5 Sisyphus Avenue
Special Requirements:
- A Haraki-trained security force for the embassy
- The right for no persons to enter the embassy without explicit permission from the Harakian government delegates within the embassy
- A fully-stocked bar
- The right to redecorate
- The right to conduct sweeps for bugs, plants, etc.
- A rooftop helipad

Imperial Land of Findan
Viscount Sir Ranyll Payne
No Special Requirements requested at this time.
1 Erixyus Lane is the prefered address.

Emperor Samuel II

Baron Sir Charles Hassahoff Foreign Minister.

Full name of country: HabaCorp Oligarchy of Habahus
Full name of ambassador: Harri Ivan Schültenkof
Requested address: 5 Demodocus Drive
Special requirements: None.

All are approved. We eagerly await the arrival of your ambassadors.

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Since we are unable to contact you directly we are using our ambassador in your nation. If you could let us know how many people you'll have in your embassy, that would be great. This will allow us to know how much food and other resources will be needed to supply them. Thanks.

Sincerely, Winston Spearhead

The president eyed the preacher seated in front of him. "Rev. Sutherland, we are grateful for your support in the last election, without which we might never have been victorious."

"Of course you would have!" snapped the reverend. "I talked with God, and he said you would win! It had nothing to do with whatever we did!"

The president looked at him strangely. "Ummm, of course it had to do with what you did! If you hadn't gotten all those volunteers to hand out all those voting guides at the churches the week before election day, we wouldn't have won in the swing states. It just goes to show that you can do something constructive with your ministry, instead of harranguing about how terrorism is God's punishment for homosexuality, and how Barney the Dinosaur is gay."

The minister gave his president a dumbfounded look. "He's purple! And he likes hugging little boys! Am I the only one to notice this?!"

Fernanda rolled his eyes. "Whatever, Reverend. We're rewarding you for your hard work. You'll be on the next fight to The-Republic."

"Speaking of 'The Republic,' I think it's imperative to note that the new Star Wars movies are metaphors for our allowing the atheists and the homosexuals and the abortionists and the lesbians to take over our public schools! Think about it!"

The Destructor groaned.

Department of State
The Federal Republic of OmigodtheykilledkennyAttn: His Majesty, the Philosopher-King Dimicias of The-Republic

In response to your government's official queries:

Full name of country The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny
Full name of ambassador Rev. Lawrence Sutherland (http://www.musicalpeace.org/vyoma/Photos/preacher_at_usf_011503.jpg)
Requested address Where do you want us, baby?
Special requirements Accomodations for several mercenary gnomes, who will be overseeing our embassy's security

The Destructor from Del Fuego, Mexico, President of the Federal Republic, sends his kindest regards.Sincerely,
Alex Tehrani
Secretary of State

Please note that we consider diplomacy to be a two-way street. We cannot be expected to follow through on an embassy exchange unless you likewise agree to set up a counterpart embassy in our nation. To do so, please visit Kenny's One-Stop Diplomacy Shop! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=454422)

Approved.

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To: His Majesty, the Philosopher-King Dimicias of The-Republic
From: Office of Prime Minister and Foreign Affairs
Re: The-Republic open for Embassy Applications

Your Majesty,
My nation, the Socialist Confederation of Graham and Palmer, would like to send our aged war hero, FM Conception Delton (ret.) to serve Graham and Palmer again, this time as a peasceful minister between our countries. We ask it be built on 4 Demodocus Drive. We ask that the guards you provide we witheld, as we would gladly put in our own guards, and allow these men to serve The-Republic elsewhere. We also ask that the building have a helipad on the roof, and that air traffic above the embassy and one hundred meters further out be banned. Lastly, we wish to know the name of your embassador that you will be sending to my nation.
Yours Truly,
Edubijin Díaz, Prime Minister of Graham and Palmer
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A telegram has been sent to Graham and Palmer.

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Full name of country: The Totalitarian Dictatorship of the Roman Republic
Full name of ambassador: Sondeep Shankar
Requested address: 3 Sisyphus Avenue:
Special requirements We wish to replace your 50 Guardians with our own. We wish to send 13 Marine Security Guards. We would like to have a helipad for 2 EH101 Tranport Helicopters and garages for 10 Smartruck 3 SUVs. He is the following list of personnel we will send to set up an embassy.

-1 Ambassador (Sondeep Shankar)
-30 Embassy Staff
-13 Marine Security Guards
-2 EH101 Transport Helicopters (http://helicopt.hp.infoseek.co.jp/us101.jpg), armed
-10 Smartruck 3 SUVs (http://www.internationaldelivers.com/assets/militarybusiness/STE_lrg_PHOTO.gif), armed
-Roman Embassy Armory
--3 M16A4 rifles (http://www.vseleznev.com/m16a4.jpg) with M320 Grenade Launchers (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/XM320.jpg)
--4 M16A4 Rifles (http://www.vseleznev.com/m16a4.jpg)
--3 M240G Machine Guns (http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/m240.jpg)
--3 M16A4 Squad Advance Marksman Rifles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marines-with-sniper-rifle-2.jpg)
--13 Mark 23 pistols
--13 Shotguns
--10 Marine Multipurpose bayonets (http://coloradoshooting.org/ipw-web/gallery/albums/bbadmin-Album-1/a4_p1_lt_with_handle_and_bayo_lt_diag.jpg)
--13 Marine Ka-Bar knives
--13 Gladius Swords
--13 Dress Uniforms(Legionnaire) (http://netia59.ac-lille.fr/fou/class-exp/wallers/FRISE/gaule/galloromain/legionnaire.jpg)
--13 Combat Uniforms (Future Warrior Concept) (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/03_30/art03_30/0330_62scitec.gif)
--10 Javelin Anti-tank Missile Launchers
--10 Stinger Missile Launchers
--Grenade Launcher rounds (High Explosive, Fragmentation, Illumination, Non-lethal, Tear gas, Smoke)
--Shotgun Rounds (Lethal and Non-Lethal)
--13 M1 Garand Rifles with M1917 bayonets (http://www.usmc.mil/marinelink/image1.nsf/ae82f18a8e1b160b852568ba007e7e5e/9d6a52eb3051a26985256b0b005449ec/$FILE/Parade%20Marines.jpg)
--Ammunition boxes
--5 GAU-19/A 12.7mm Gattling Guns (http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_50cal-GAU-19_MG_Army_pic.jpg)
--5 Mk47 40mm Grenade Machine Guns (http://www.gdatp.com/products/lethality/mk47/striker_gallery/photos/1.jpg)

You may also set up an embassy in our Captial. On more thing, you country cannot conduct hack or tap any infomation contained in the embassy. All infomation will and always remain property of Rome. Any hacks or tappings are violations of Roman sovereignty. We will follow the same laws that we have stated for your embassy in our nation.

Approved. A telegram will be sent to Roman Republic with the name of our ambassador and any further details.

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NAME OF COUNTRY
The Rogue Nation Of Gilabad

NAME OF AMBASSADOR
Ambassador Rammessy Atta, Mohammed Al-Chazeerie, Kamila Yafa, Carl Mcmood, Khalid-Shiek-Wahid

NAME OF STREET
3 Democodus Drive

SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS
-3 Humvees W/50. cal.
-A Concrete wall with barbed wire
-pillbox on top with M2HB machines
-Weapons Cache with-AT4s, M4A2s, MP5SDs
-Would it be possible if we could provide some of our Marines (30)
-Helipad For Chinhook Helicopter
-Gaurd House with removable barracade and 1 GE Minigun

Approved.

The final embassy address has been taken. The-Republic will re-open for embassy applications once a new complex has been built. The Philosopher-King thanks you.

OCC:Would you like to set up an embassy or consulate in Rome. Here is the Embassy Exchange Program thread http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8890712

To: The Philosopher-King
From: Alex Tehrani
Re: Embassy exchange

We are of course pleased with the new diplomatic exchange between our two nations, but we note with some regret that the status of our envoy is "pending full diplomatic exchange (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9944505&postcount=2)." In that vein, we are eager to know the name of your ambassador to our nation, so that Rev. Sutherland's pending status can be lifted. Thank you for your time.