Camel Eaters
30-11-2005, 04:55
OOC: This is for people to post le random facts about their people and culture on. Generic Empire gave me the idea and even asked the questions. So just post up fellows! WHEE!
*The following took place between a Generian and a Camel one late night in June, August, or Nigeria. Boasting that he knew everything about Camel Eaters the young Camel answered every questions correctly. Here is the following transcript*
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the best selling porno of all time
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Young Clanswomen Four.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the longest marathon sex session ever recorded
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
340 hours in the town of Ballyshazbot
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what location is known for the largest number of UFO sightings per year?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Hong Kong
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the oldest age ever recorded?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
157
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the largest number of shots of CE aged scotch ever consumed before blackout?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
38
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the largest number of shots of Black Death Vodka ever consumed before blackout?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
12
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most popular misdemeanor?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Illegal Cannibalism.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most popular felony?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Castration of one's enemy outside of court of law.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the band with the highest number of album sales?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
The Boys from Bad Haggis
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the largest number of years a convicted felon has lived out incarcerated before death?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
109
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the height of the largest naked human pyramid to be constructed in CE?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the size of the largest recorded penis?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
278 ft. high.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
14 inches.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the size of the smallest recorded penis?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
1 and one half inches.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the largest number of animal maulings to be reported in a given year?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
45,090
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
who is the wealthiest man? woman? what were their reported net worths?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Tai Pan McDonald 478 billion Twa Corbies
Agatha Berndark 456 billion Twa Corbies
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the coldest reported temperature? hottest?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
-34 and 112
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the size of the largest reported pair of breasts?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
36EEE
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the oldest law?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the newest law?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Don't fuck with Sawneys
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most absurd law?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
(brb )
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Not allowed to drink vodka that was imported from the USSR.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Most absurd law:
Raising a snake in one's pants is prohibited in the Texan colonies.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
who is the most notorious pirate? what were his/her exploits?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Aleksander Mudrat:
He terrorized CE shipping and trading until he was 94. After he was caught they tried to hang him but his neck couldn't be broken. And when they shot him he survived the first six firing squads. The seventh one though finally cut his body in half.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it were high on PCP?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
45 tons
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
LSD?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
raw opium?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
56 tons
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
raw opium:
300 million tons
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what were the largest reported number of parasitic worms living in the intestinal cavity of a CE citizen at one time?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
*abdominal
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Gregger MacSawney once had over 4 million parasitic worms living within him.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what were the largest reported number of stab wounds on a single living victim?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
on a dead victim?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
347
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Dead victim:
13,987
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the total amount of porn movies available for purchase within CE borders?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
excluding internet download
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Over 800 million videos, cassettes, and DVDs.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
who is the most famous war hero?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Not to mention several trillion tons of magazines.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
aye
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Alexande Sawney Beane the Third
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
a list of his exploits
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
He once captured several dozen enemy tanks by himself.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Raised the CE flag over them.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
And then under threat of death made the crews assault their own lines.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most popular dish in CE?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Fried grasshopper with haggis shavings and roast beef mixed with onions.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Often accompanied with alcoholic punch.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
did you critique Asad's work?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
and tell him you couldn't get into his stories?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Yes.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
aye
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
And yes.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the largest reported number of babies born to a single woman from a single father?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
from multiple fathers?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
46
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
multiple fathers:
83
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the current number of working registered prostituted plying their trade within CE borders?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
4 million
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
how many generians currently reside in CE? freudians? Bormanians?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Generians=3 million
Bormanians=2 million
Freudians=500,000
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
If a tree falls in the forest at the same time that i drop a nuke on Dallas, does anyone give a shit about the old senile woman it crushes?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Yes
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
But only one or two.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Wait.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
30 million Generians.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
tight
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Well Generian mix.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Some Generian in them somewhere.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
did you kill Mr. Body in the Conservatory with the revolver?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
yes
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
damn i'm good
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
was Mrs. White your accomplice/secret lover?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
yes
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most played G'N'f'n'R's track on CE airwaves?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
The Jungle
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
Maiden track? Real McKenzies? Led Zeppelin?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the general opinion of Emperor Antonius?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Iron Maiden:
The Clansmen
RKM:
Smokin' Bowl
Led Zeppelin:
Ice-cream man.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Emperor Antonius is considered a close friend of CE
*The following took place between a Generian and a Camel one late night in June, August, or Nigeria. Boasting that he knew everything about Camel Eaters the young Camel answered every questions correctly. Here is the following transcript*
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the best selling porno of all time
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Young Clanswomen Four.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the longest marathon sex session ever recorded
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
340 hours in the town of Ballyshazbot
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what location is known for the largest number of UFO sightings per year?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Hong Kong
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the oldest age ever recorded?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
157
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the largest number of shots of CE aged scotch ever consumed before blackout?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
38
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what's the largest number of shots of Black Death Vodka ever consumed before blackout?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
12
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most popular misdemeanor?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Illegal Cannibalism.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most popular felony?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Castration of one's enemy outside of court of law.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the band with the highest number of album sales?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
The Boys from Bad Haggis
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the largest number of years a convicted felon has lived out incarcerated before death?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
109
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the height of the largest naked human pyramid to be constructed in CE?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the size of the largest recorded penis?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
278 ft. high.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
14 inches.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the size of the smallest recorded penis?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
1 and one half inches.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the largest number of animal maulings to be reported in a given year?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
45,090
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
who is the wealthiest man? woman? what were their reported net worths?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Tai Pan McDonald 478 billion Twa Corbies
Agatha Berndark 456 billion Twa Corbies
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the coldest reported temperature? hottest?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
-34 and 112
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the size of the largest reported pair of breasts?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
36EEE
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the oldest law?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the newest law?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Don't fuck with Sawneys
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most absurd law?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
(brb )
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Not allowed to drink vodka that was imported from the USSR.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Most absurd law:
Raising a snake in one's pants is prohibited in the Texan colonies.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
who is the most notorious pirate? what were his/her exploits?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Aleksander Mudrat:
He terrorized CE shipping and trading until he was 94. After he was caught they tried to hang him but his neck couldn't be broken. And when they shot him he survived the first six firing squads. The seventh one though finally cut his body in half.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it were high on PCP?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
45 tons
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
LSD?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
raw opium?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
56 tons
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
raw opium:
300 million tons
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what were the largest reported number of parasitic worms living in the intestinal cavity of a CE citizen at one time?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
*abdominal
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Gregger MacSawney once had over 4 million parasitic worms living within him.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what were the largest reported number of stab wounds on a single living victim?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
on a dead victim?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
347
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Dead victim:
13,987
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the total amount of porn movies available for purchase within CE borders?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
excluding internet download
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Over 800 million videos, cassettes, and DVDs.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
who is the most famous war hero?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Not to mention several trillion tons of magazines.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
aye
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Alexande Sawney Beane the Third
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
a list of his exploits
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
He once captured several dozen enemy tanks by himself.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Raised the CE flag over them.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
And then under threat of death made the crews assault their own lines.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most popular dish in CE?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Fried grasshopper with haggis shavings and roast beef mixed with onions.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Often accompanied with alcoholic punch.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
did you critique Asad's work?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
and tell him you couldn't get into his stories?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Yes.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
aye
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
And yes.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the largest reported number of babies born to a single woman from a single father?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
from multiple fathers?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
46
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
multiple fathers:
83
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the current number of working registered prostituted plying their trade within CE borders?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
4 million
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
how many generians currently reside in CE? freudians? Bormanians?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Generians=3 million
Bormanians=2 million
Freudians=500,000
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
If a tree falls in the forest at the same time that i drop a nuke on Dallas, does anyone give a shit about the old senile woman it crushes?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Yes
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
But only one or two.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Wait.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
30 million Generians.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
tight
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Well Generian mix.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Some Generian in them somewhere.
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
did you kill Mr. Body in the Conservatory with the revolver?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
yes
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
damn i'm good
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
was Mrs. White your accomplice/secret lover?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
yes
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the most played G'N'f'n'R's track on CE airwaves?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
The Jungle
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
Maiden track? Real McKenzies? Led Zeppelin?
If you love someone, don't murder them with a switchblade. says:
what is the general opinion of Emperor Antonius?
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Iron Maiden:
The Clansmen
RKM:
Smokin' Bowl
Led Zeppelin:
Ice-cream man.
If you love someone. Learn their language. If the language is hard. Play charades. says:
Emperor Antonius is considered a close friend of CE