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The Madness of Cornia Eyrie

Random Kingdom
29-11-2005, 20:45
(OOC: This ties in with the other boring insignificant bits of monologue I've been floating around over the past three or so months. This time it's a full story with more than one post. Here goes...)

Cornia sat in his favourite faux-leather chair, admiring the view from his penthouse suite. Or, as he reminded himself, the Human Representative's suite. When he moved in it was still full of the previous HR's personal affects. He had "acquired" a few paintings, though the rest was returned to his wife. In his left hand was the skull that had been thrown into his transport pod a few weeks earlier. In the other hand was a knife thrown at him that very morning. Both had the same message etched in scratchy writing: "CORNIA EYRIE, YOU WILL DIE".

Some years ago, an attempt on his life was made, and his security found plans for another assassination in a briefcase on the foyer. Nobody ever cheered him on as he drove or walked past the Residential Block, and his public addresses were scantly received. Eyrie sadly concluded that he was the black sheep of the office, the one nobody wanted, the hot potato.

And it was then that a black ball smashed through his window, narrowly missing his head, shattered on the carpet and expelled a massive fountain of flame upwards and outwards. This was another attempt to kill Eyrie - an incendiary bomb. The doors were locked shut, apparently due to a computer glitch, and in panic, Eyrie dropped the knife, slashing his left leg.

Eyrie was suddenly overcome by a combination of despair, depression, grief (his wife had died a few days earlier in suspicious circumstances), paranoia and shock, and the mindset that followed saw him jumping out of the broken window, and landing safely on the balcony below.

From that day forward, the Human Representative was no longer the savant that landed him his high seat.
Random Kingdom
29-11-2005, 20:55
The current favourite to win the Human Representative position in the event of a posthumous election, at the time, was Tom Hasming, an elderly immigrant from some distant land, supported by a mysterious beneficiary known only as "A Monarchist".
Random Kingdom
01-12-2005, 00:31
Eyrie woke up. The room he was lying in was a sterile white, with tiled walls, tiled flooring and painted ceiling. He tried to move but found himself paralysed. With great effort, he turned his head and was greeted by the sight of his shallow pulse registering a wave on an ECG monitor. He turned the other way and noticed a solitary get well soon card on the table. Moving his head to read the inside, he made out the phrase that seemed to be haunting him, written in red ink.

CORNIA EYRIE, YOU WILL DIE.

At that moment the door to the room swung open and a white-robed man burst in with what appeared to be a blood-stained knife. Eyrie shrieked and pushed the attention button located in his right hand. The man bent over Eyrie's limp figure and slapped him on the face.

"Wake up, son" the man whispered, a strange kindness in his voice. Eyrie realised that he was hallucinating.

"You had quite the nasty fall there," the physician told the dazed Representative, "but a bit of concussion and some bruising is a lot better than burning to death, eh?"

Eyrie scrunched his face up. "They're everywhere. Sitting on my table, peering in my windows, they're EVERYWHERE! The people! My people hate me!"

"You're in shock."
"YOU HATE ME! ALL HATE ME! You want me to die, don't you? You and your precious Acoran!"
"Acoran's dead-"
"GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY PITIFUL EXISTENCE!" Eyrie, the effects of the anaesthetic wearing off, raised his hand meekly and slapped the physician across the face. At that moment the nurse rushed in.
"What the hell's going on?" she inquired. The physician was covering his nose, which appeared to be bleeding."
"He slapped me."
"EVIL BLASPHEMERS! BURN! BURN!"

The nurse pulled an IV and thrust it into Eyrie's slowly shaking arm, over a background of insults. "DIE YOU FOUL QUACKS! DESIST AT ONCE! BURN! BURN! YOU ALL HATE ME! ACORAN, BURN IN HELL! DIE! DIE!"
Random Kingdom
02-12-2005, 00:56
Dr. Corben, still holding his bleeding nose, reached for his PI (OOC: personal intercom, RK name for cellphone/mobile phone/Handy etc) and hastily recalled the reference (OOC: English: dialed the number) for the Nonhuman Representative's office. It was directly answered by Aztor, the titular nonhuman.

"Who is this? I don't know the reference."
"Doctor Herbert Corben, Acoria General Hospital, casualty department."
"What do you want, human?"
"I'd like to warn you about your human counterpart."
"What, Cornia?"
"He seems to be mentally unstable. I called you because he's escaped the hospital security and is rampant in the residential block."

Aztor paused for a second. "I can tell from the tone of your voice that you aren't lying or overexaggerating. I will-"

Somebody knocked the PI from his scaled green hand. It was Eyrie, a twisted childish smile on his face.

"Look here, Eyrie-" he began, but Eyrie kicked the Civerian between the legs. (However, this had little effect as Civerians, below the waist, have a different anatomy to humans) Aztor fell to the ground. Eyrie pulled a knife.

"You wanted to kill me, didn't you, Aztor! I caught you in the act," Eyrie said amidst manical laughter.

"What are you talking about, human?" Aztor replied.

As if to answer, Eyrie held up the knife that had been thrown at him earlier. He pointed the blade at Aztor accusingly.

"I used to think that this nation hated my presence, but now I see it is you that threatens me the most, Civerian. No-one loves a murderous outcast, especially if it's a cold-blooded reptile like you."

"What's happened to you, Eyrie, you're a deranged psychopath! I am not trying to kill you! Why would it be me?"

Eyrie thrust the knife into Aztor's thick skin. Green blood slowly tainted the knife. "Because you hated me ever since I took this post. Because I'm not your lovely Acoran. That idiot died for his sins, and so shall YOU!" Eyrie pushed the knife into Aztor's chest and slit it. He then picked up the PI and recalled Dr. Corben's reference, which led him to an answering machine.

"Oh Doctor, Aztor has fallen into the deepest sleep I had ever seen! He has tried to peel a strange fruit and the juice has paralyzed him! I need your help! He simply will not awake from his slumber, and the sap has leaked onto the floor! I must leave before I fall under its strange influence."

He then walked casually out of Aztor's apartment leaving the asphyxiating Civerian to die.