LA Ice
28-11-2005, 07:51
The Australian
OUR HISTORY BANNED
Today, Valentin Vasquez, president of the Australian country LA Ice, introduced a national "no-bogan" policy, which caused a mass of asylum seekers to leave the country.
"Me and my colleagues understand that bogans have been with us too long. We must stop this before the problem gets too big!" the president told in a media conference earlier this morning.
The ban covered wearing of singlets on people who have been declared obese by a doctor, burning food cooked on a barbecue, and drinking of the popular beer Victoria Bitter, although people who are unsure of whether they are "bogan" have been asked to check the Government's Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogan).
There were thousands of people at Port Bottletop, the northernmost part of the country, preparing to leave the country in search of better grounds. Many are unsure of where they are going, and most have no money left, with couples spending their last dollars on the boat, a packet of smokes, and a Victoria Bitter.
"Well, our guvana is a *CENSORED*ing *CENSORED*!" said one alarmed woman, who had a notable smokers' cough. "First, he *CENSORED*ing raises the price of our *CENSORED*ing fags, then he sends us out of his *CENSORED*ing country! Democracy? Democracy my ass!"
When the Government heard of the mass evacuation, a spokesman for the President said that there were no regrets in Government-in fact, they were celebrating.
Boganism has been part of the Australian regional culture for many years. Their exact species is unknown, as although they speak English, they have very strange, inhumane behaviour. Scientists in LA Ice and allies currently categorize bogans under the species name Homo boganien, seperate to the human race Homo sapiens. The males are recognizable by a mullet haircut, sunglasses, and holding a bottle marked "VB". The females are recognized usually holding a packet of cigarettes, a flippant voice, and smokers' cough. Any nations who are willing to take refugees or are ashamed with LA Ice's behaviour, please telegram the President with your complaints to show your anger towards their policies.
OOC: I've been off NS for a while. thought it might be good to do a "mass bogan evacuation" as a comeback. As the article said, if you don't know what a bogan is, please check the Urban Dictionary, as linked.
OUR HISTORY BANNED
Today, Valentin Vasquez, president of the Australian country LA Ice, introduced a national "no-bogan" policy, which caused a mass of asylum seekers to leave the country.
"Me and my colleagues understand that bogans have been with us too long. We must stop this before the problem gets too big!" the president told in a media conference earlier this morning.
The ban covered wearing of singlets on people who have been declared obese by a doctor, burning food cooked on a barbecue, and drinking of the popular beer Victoria Bitter, although people who are unsure of whether they are "bogan" have been asked to check the Government's Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogan).
There were thousands of people at Port Bottletop, the northernmost part of the country, preparing to leave the country in search of better grounds. Many are unsure of where they are going, and most have no money left, with couples spending their last dollars on the boat, a packet of smokes, and a Victoria Bitter.
"Well, our guvana is a *CENSORED*ing *CENSORED*!" said one alarmed woman, who had a notable smokers' cough. "First, he *CENSORED*ing raises the price of our *CENSORED*ing fags, then he sends us out of his *CENSORED*ing country! Democracy? Democracy my ass!"
When the Government heard of the mass evacuation, a spokesman for the President said that there were no regrets in Government-in fact, they were celebrating.
Boganism has been part of the Australian regional culture for many years. Their exact species is unknown, as although they speak English, they have very strange, inhumane behaviour. Scientists in LA Ice and allies currently categorize bogans under the species name Homo boganien, seperate to the human race Homo sapiens. The males are recognizable by a mullet haircut, sunglasses, and holding a bottle marked "VB". The females are recognized usually holding a packet of cigarettes, a flippant voice, and smokers' cough. Any nations who are willing to take refugees or are ashamed with LA Ice's behaviour, please telegram the President with your complaints to show your anger towards their policies.
OOC: I've been off NS for a while. thought it might be good to do a "mass bogan evacuation" as a comeback. As the article said, if you don't know what a bogan is, please check the Urban Dictionary, as linked.